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Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Whizzy080(m): 3:58pm On May 21, 2022
questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?
According to you d YO ended up being more prettier plus her angelic bwess, since you don chop her already just relax I know ur village ppl will whisper to u try d OS see if her couchie is more sweeter but no let greed make that mistake she'll find out eventually, yes she will, she already suspect you at the bar, her sis movement will be monitored n like karma will have it, you can never be too careful in this life. Just open up now
Phones / Re: Iphone Portrait Vs Samsung Bokeh by Whizzy080(m): 11:44am On May 21, 2022
Saucy22:
The first pictire is with iphone the second picture is with a dumb Samsung s20
a dumb Samsung of 2020
IPhone got the portrait better without editing
Samsung is crap ..their bokeh is horrible
Don't ever compare iPhone with Samsung in terms of camera please
Tecno..itel ..infinix users sell those crap.of urs and buy indomie and egg
Iphone for life
Please respect the iPhone portrait am begging u
Your brain leak, can you even afford galaxy S20?
Politics / Re: Herdsmen Attack Benue Community, Kill Five, Others Missing (graphic Photos) by Whizzy080(m): 8:49pm On May 20, 2022
Travel / Re: A Photo Thread Of My Relocation by Whizzy080(m): 4:28pm On May 19, 2022
Sanchez01:


First, I am not a picture person so this is a whole lot of challenge taking pictures at every turn.

Anyways, Richdee1, here is a mention as promised.
You no get face?
Download random pics online to oppress ur village people while sipping garri in trenches

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Visits Scene Of Kano Explosion by Whizzy080(m): 6:18pm On May 17, 2022
TheRareGem1:
VP arrives in Kano: first stop is the scene of the explosion earlier this morning at Sabon Geri




https://mobile.twitter.com/akandeoj/status/1526584812085051393
The face of that soldier at his back made my day grin
Crime / Re: Graphic Pics Of UGM That Killed Two Nigeria Army Personnel{couples} Photo's by Whizzy080(m): 5:23pm On May 17, 2022
oLAAbEfe:
UGM are now on the run as Nigeria Army begin retaliate
Trust me except Nigerian Army are not ready, if they are run go mars

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Celebrities / Re: DaBaby Pays Lagos Hawker $100 For Few Packets Of Popcorn by Whizzy080(m): 4:58pm On May 17, 2022
benjackugo:


https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdp9QsJr1TZ/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
so you expected him to quickly exchange his dors so he can trade in Nigeria
What if that was the least amount on him but he needed popcorn badly
Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Olu Of Warri Kingdom In Aso Rock by Whizzy080(m): 4:56pm On May 17, 2022
Politics / Re: Kano Explosion: 9 Bodies Recovered From The Rubble Of Collapsed Building by Whizzy080(m): 3:31pm On May 17, 2022
HonNL:
Previous Threads:
https://www.nairaland.com/7131044/many-feared-dead-explosion-rocks#112912862

https://www.nairaland.com/7131221/gas-exploded-kano-not-bomb



SOURCE
Your police said on the news it was gas explosion
Please whoever is leaving this country should lap me cry cry
Romance / Re: Lady Shares Video Of Tired Boyfriend After Marathon Sex by Whizzy080(m): 7:55am On May 17, 2022
Celebrities / Re: Dababy Arrives Lagos, Fans Tell Him To "Hold His Phone Well" (Photos, Video) by Whizzy080(m): 7:52am On May 17, 2022
Graceman444:
Dababy arrives Nigeria as he shares video of him and crowd chanting his name as he walked out of the car.

People reacted after a fan shouted"Dababy hold your phone well oo" cheesy due do to the croud that was following him as they found it crazy and funny.

Dababy was also captured at the bank withdrawing some money as fans go extra mile to hail him and he sprayed them in return.

See photos and video below



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BceP_8-T8XQ
I love his songs especially "Rockstar" I play it a whole lot

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Celebrities / Re: Erica's Outfit To AMVCA Reportedly Costs $794,000. Sparks Reactions (Photos) by Whizzy080(m): 7:17pm On May 15, 2022
onthehill:
More
you mean Ana version that cost 20k? Some Nigerian celebrity live pure fake life

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Politics / Re: Protesters Vandalise Non-muslims' Shops In Sokoto Over Arrest Of Deborah Killers by Whizzy080(m): 8:55pm On May 14, 2022
lalasticlala:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k2laedf3mo
Angry Youths Protest, Vandalise Non-Muslims' Shops In Sokoto Over Arrest Of Deborah Yakubu's Killers
if these guys know how vulnerable they are in this country they'll think twice before this ill act, I mean they dominate almost all states in Nigeria, if war start now who'll loose more lives? I went to one of their market here in my state to buy potato..see how they were feeling at home playing stupid Hausa songs upandan, was just imagining putting all of them in one room and set it ablaze
Terrorists
Celebrities / Re: Kpokpogri's N700M Abuja House Demolished By FCDA - Tonto Dikeh's Ex Cries Out by Whizzy080(m): 4:35pm On May 14, 2022
ayloveit:
Actress Tonto Dikeh’s ex lover Kpokpogri cries out in anguish as his house gate is being demolished by FCDA without a prior notice (Federal Capital Development Authority) This is so sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lxsMRUsrk8



https://punchng.com/tonto-dikehs-ex-lover-kpokpogri-cries-out-over-house-demolition/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1652527901-1
Is he not the biological son of OBJ? Its strange in a country of man know man The temerity is outstanding
Romance / Re: S3X: I Only Wanted To Be More Romantic But Ended Up Regretting by Whizzy080(m): 4:18pm On May 14, 2022
Stallionhorse:
I didnt mention any name in my comment.. For the fact it pained you, it means your a broke ass, all you have going in your life right now is the community hoe, thats why your too scared to loose her. SIMP.
This is pure frustration
Why couldn't they afford common condom when u were conceived? To save you from this mess
Sorry friend embarassed
Education / Re: Happening now !!!! ASUU: female students embark on naked protest ( Fresh News) by Whizzy080(m): 1:27pm On May 14, 2022
Glory001:
The female students of Abubakar Tafawa balewa University Bauchi (ATBU) and other females in other institution with the likes of Bauchi State University Gadau (BASUG) and others have planned to stage a half-naked street protest in Bauchi.“So far we’ve contacted more than 500 female students..
READ MORE
where the naked pics?

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Romance / Re: S3X: I Only Wanted To Be More Romantic But Ended Up Regretting by Whizzy080(m): 7:13am On May 14, 2022
Stallionhorse:
Poor men do everything to satisfy a woman while women do everything to satisfy rich guys!! Choose which side you want to be on.
You think I'm poor? Or I can't satisfy her? Always read before commenting nonsense
Romance / Re: S3X: I Only Wanted To Be More Romantic But Ended Up Regretting by Whizzy080(m): 11:18pm On May 13, 2022
iRepNaija1:
OP, you need to calm down. First, every woman is different. That means that not every woman is into cunnilingus. Second, those who are into cunnilingus may prefer it in a certain way. What one woman may have enjoyed with you, another may not. So while you're going down, you need to gauge her reactions or lack thereof and try different things.

Third, you let yourself be discouraged too quickly. Did your woman push you away? Did she tell you stop? No, she just laughed. Do you know the kinds of noises that happen sometimes when people engage in oral, anal, or sexúal intercourse? Partners, if they're comfortable with each other, just laugh and continue. You could've rolled with it, maybe even laughed too, and continued to see what she could potentially like, especially since she's never had cunnilingus performed on her before.

Finally, not every person likes being kissed after MouthAction. Perhaps your woman wasn't used to it or expecting it because, again, she's never done the oral sêx thing before. Again, you could've rolled with it. Kissed her neck, kissed her in other places, etc. You need to learn to not let certain things during those intimate moments rattle your confidence so much. Good luck, OP.

Thanks too
Romance / Re: S3X: I Only Wanted To Be More Romantic But Ended Up Regretting by Whizzy080(m): 9:14pm On May 13, 2022
Mode99:
Well,you don't have to do anything


She knew eating p*ssiesss ain't hygienic!!

Swallow your shame,move on and learn your lesson,,lol
It's not easy for me
Thanks

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Romance / S3X: I Only Wanted To Be More Romantic But Ended Up Regretting by Whizzy080(m): 9:01pm On May 13, 2022
Greetings all, I appreciate y'all for your time
I love bringing my personal issues to this space because most are things I can't discuss with friends (besides I don't trust people that much) especially sensitive issue that has to deal with privacy. Why I choose here is, you don't know me, I don't know you but at the end we get advised and also advice

Something happen recently that has been disturbing me..let's say I was once in the world, yeah, I was. I've come across many women in my life I don't know if it's because of my look or I was an example of what many called a womanizer.. I've met crazy women who does nasty things in d name of s3x and it was damn good.. Ok fastward

I have this girl I'm currently with, I don't easily love but she's just the one for me and I made up my mind to respect her love, she's everything a man would want as a woman, we are very compatible in terms of our s3x life, but I think my past is hunting me for real..few days ago we were making out when I decided to spice things up, neither did I know she hasn't been intruced to this worldly lifestyle, while in a heat romans I decided to go down(she's very clean down there) she resisted saying she hasn't done it before but I assured her she gonna enjoy it and she agree, brethren I was there and she was laughing I ask her why she's laughing she said she doesn't feel anything its like someone tickling her armpit. I was shocked (how on earth does a woman not enjoy heads) something 80℅ of girls I met will crave for, I thought to myself, it was very strength to me aswr
I quickly stopped to continue our usual kissing n romans, immediately I opted to kiss her she quickly pushed out my mouth, stood up and asked why I used the same mouth from her p*ssy to kiss her, wft it's your own p*ssy for crying out(said to myself).. People of God my harden prick melted in the matter of split sec. I was crying inside
Since then I always see myself dirty in front of her, I've loss my self confidence, wish I can erase her memory of that incident

please in this case what should I do?

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Otedola's Monaco Mansion (Photos) by Whizzy080(m): 12:12pm On May 13, 2022
Bestblog:
Florence Otedola, popularly known as DJ Cuppy, a Nigerian disc jockey, has shared a photo of her billionaire father, Femi Otedola's, home in Monte-Carlo, Monaco.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CdbaqqfsOPs/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Forget e get environment wer u go study even knowledge go happy to enter your head, poverty is evil
Politics / Re: Muslim Students Burnt Female Student Sokoto Over Blasphemy (Graphic Pics) by Whizzy080(m): 8:25pm On May 12, 2022
mrmayoh:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=337491595138388&id=106204348267115
Use the link to watch the video.


Sokoto State releases statements

Even women are among them
Very bad
Romance / Re: My Girl Frustrated My Efforts At Sex Twice. What Do I Do? by Whizzy080(m): 9:38pm On May 11, 2022
hfinest1:
So, I have this babe, or had (I don't even know if we're still together sef), but anyways, she's really uptight and very much into her religious beliefs like say na private jet customised by angels she wan use go heaven, while the rest of us go take public transport, but that's not my problem sha, me I've sha loosened her inhibitions to an extent. At least, she's given me heads on a steady whenever I want it and we make out a lot and i play with her b**bs and assnal through her clothes.

Now here's the issue;

The first time I wanted to try getting laid with her, my efforts was badly frustrated. How?
Well, I took off the gown she was wearing, in a haste (we were both hot af), then I met a black tight and a black tube-like strapless singlet. I took those off also. Then next obstacle was a swimming trunk kinda underwear. The type that runs from top (like a singlet) till down and ends between the legs (like panties). Okay, I was still patient small, as I slowly removed this one again. By now, my junior was already deflating cos of the stress of removing all those layers upon layers of protective devices. After the swimming trunk underwear was off, I met a black bra and white grandma panties that have slack like okrika cloth. Omo, that was where I lost it. I lost the mood, I lost my hard on completely. I just wore my clothes back and told her to dress up. Even booby I was handling before no hungry me to touch again. She dressed then we had a chat about how she's choking her veegee area and how unhealthy it is. She said that's how she dresses and she's comfortable. Okay!
Another day, we got down again, same issue occurred. After that day, I just bone am say no need trying again. I'll manage the occasional blow jobs. Actually, we've not seen again since the last time. Abeg I hate stress. Better I look for another willing mark than stress myself to remove dozen layers of cloth just becuse I want to straff.

I'm thinking, is it possible to still get back together with her and convince her to stop dressing that way and loosen up a bit more? Or I should just let her go and get a better mark as I decided to do?

What's your opinion?
you be 2 minutes man 4get, no be kn@ck hungry u. How can u loose erection while unveiling ur holy ground n she no even drag seff
Na spider man suit she wear? grin

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Career / Re: Today, I Quit Gambling!!! by Whizzy080(m): 6:50pm On May 10, 2022
Profmetoo:
I have been gambling since around 2014 and never for once have I ever decided to quit despite destroying my life, career, relationships, and self esteem. It was as if I was cursed with it. I was so addicted to gambling that I'd rather gamble with my money than to buy cloths on my body. I've read so many stories here on nairaland from people who suffered similar faith, but I'd be looking out for comments from people who would say gambling isn't that bad just to encourage myself. Now I'm at level zero. I have no job, no money, no relationship, but friends who are also addicts. I'm cutting them off.

I believe it's not too late for me to make it in life, so I'm believing in God for miracles. Some people might think i can still relapse when i make some money, but so help me God I won't. I have eradicated anything that'd remind me of gambling, deactivated my betting account and focusing on how to make my life better. Betting can never get you rich. It is what I've come to realize anyways.

I don't want to ever return to gambling even when I make enough money. Right now I'm just looking for money to eat and survive.

I hope those going through same would take that bold step and come out of that shell of bondage. It is well.


I'll update my progress once in a while on this thread.

Comrade chill
We go know when money enter ur hand grin
Health / Is This An Infection? (picture) by Whizzy080(m): 12:07pm On May 10, 2022
Good day all, my neighbor showed this growing thing on his child's nose, looks like ringworm but I'm not sure
Can you relate and how can it be treated?
Thanks

Politics / Re: Fulani Group Buys APC Presidential Nomination Form For Goodluck Jonathan. by Whizzy080(m): 7:32pm On May 09, 2022
naptu2:
TVC News @tvcnewsng



https://twitter.com/tvcnewsng/status/1523722932039860226
When they say fulani what comes to our mind is herdsmen grin grin

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Politics / Re: 2023: Groups Present APC Presidential Forms To Ayade, Sylva by Whizzy080(m): 6:02pm On May 09, 2022
HonNL:


SOURCE
This upgraded version of yahoo our leaders are into is very fantastic grin grin
To convince you why they fail to help us
God de watch

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Education / Re: African Students Learning How To Use Condom In School (pictures) by Whizzy080(m): 4:49pm On May 09, 2022
NNtv:
European and Chinese students are busy learning new way of technology and development of better machines but our African students are busy learning how to use condoms in secondary schools.

Looking at the mindset of the teacher and students who enjoy learning this thing, we understand that we are where — we are supposed to be.
They will do practical later
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by Whizzy080(m): 2:17pm On May 09, 2022
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Like you want advice to do what? Wait with what she did can you fvck her again and ur mind allow u to cum? Paraventure u forgive her? grin grin
Car Talk / Re: The Crazy Price Of Toyota Corolla by Whizzy080(m): 12:17pm On May 08, 2022
uncleck:
A friend gave me the task of getting a Tokumbo Corolla for him and I have been on it for few weeks now. In this assignment I've come to realize that Corolla is now more expensive than the following vehicles:

Toyota Camry
Toyota Highlander
Acura MDX
Nissan Pathfinder
Honda Accord
Etc

It's just crazy!!! How can I pay over 3 million naira for a 2003 Corolla? How? I've told him I won't continue in the quest unless he makes another choice.

But why are people so in love with Corolla? I know that the car is strong and reliable, but it's definitely not the only strong and reliable car out there. When we were still in school, whether you scored 70% or 100%, it is "A". So if Toyota Corolla is good at 100%, there are still others that are good at 90%; both are good.

In place of Corolla, we still have Honda Civic, Mazda3, Hyundai Elantra, Kia Forte, Nissan Sentra, Camry, accord etc. They may not be as good as Corolla, but they are definitely not too bad. My opinion
The car is very efficient with low cost of maintenance, I was speaking with a mechanic about my next car and he specifically recommend it(I do bolt) but I can't move from 2008 spider to 2014 corolla na but I'm beginning to consider it tho
Crime / Re: Customs Intercepts Bags Of Poisonous Rice In Ogun State (Photos) by Whizzy080(m): 7:56am On May 06, 2022
frankleesehi:


https://hgsmediaplus.com/2022/05/05/customs-intercepts-bags-of-poisonous-rice-in-ogun-state-photos/
What makes it poisonous?
When you wanna use corruption to seize people's property you call it poisonous
Give a dog a bad name to kill it

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