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Kane might actually win next year's Ballon d'or. If only lewadowski was patient. See how he went to destroy his career by himself.

🎶Oh my home
Oh my home
Oh my home
When shall I see my homeeee?
When shall I see my special home?
I will never forget my home?

Englishisamust. I'm waiting for your homecoming in a few weeks time. You know I lor you. 🤗

Debroslink:
Wack and Dry

What is the name of the team that even disgraced you yesterday?

WhoDeyHause:
🎶🎵 Men mount oh
Men mount
No go dey
That's if yawa wan cast
The only way men fit take loose guard
Na him plug don go and the plug no last
See, Every dead club must chop breakfast
To go collect money must chop payback
Adakpo money eehhh.
Onto many red oga go pay them back

Comot body for whodeyhausepopi, See am
Clear road make Dem leave am for me
When you talking money, then you talking voltage
My body Electric ⚡dey shock me
Gat two koboko in my car trunk
Give ballzproblemm make e light one
Cause manyoo thread is active

And Copen took them to his room
And e start to dey
Bend am, dey bend am, dey bend am like Benz
Dey bend am, dey bend am, dey bend am like Benz
Dey bend am, dey bend am, dey bend am dey go
Dey bend am like benz
And e start to dey bend am... 🙆🏿‍♂️

🎶🎵 Men mount oh
Men mount
No go dey
That's if yawa wan cast
The only way men fit take loose guard
Na him plug don go and the kpo no last
See, Every dead club must chop breakfast
To go collect money must chop payback
Adakpo money eehhh.
Onto many red oga go pay them back

Comot body for whodeyhausepopi, See am
Clear road make Dem leave am for me
When you talking money, then you talking voltage
My body Electric ⚡dey shock me
Gat two koboko in my car trunk
Give ballzproblemm make e light one
Cause manyoo thread is active

I just need Copenhagen and Galatasaray to play 12 not any nonsense draw. Just give me 12. Who no know no go know. 🌚

kozmicity:
Spoke too soon?

Up manyooooooooooo. 🎉🎉

I won't e surprised if real madrid win champions league this season. Barka main account handler should start preparing his congratulations speech.

Copenhagen hear ye the voice of the lord.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? .

izzou:

Let them not win this night first. I already know raumdeuter and his boys are already cooking something with Kane after international break. That's how of all will be gisting about champions league at home even though one of us played complete six matches.

Debroslink:
It was easy until a certain overhyped Indomie returned from injury. Dude doesn't know how to dominate a game talk less of winning a half-decent team in ucl.

90% of your players are average, it's nothing new.

Kilishihunter:
Porto gats beat us for Spain for that to happen and tbh I don't see that happening for now, highest we go play draw, Once we win we are automatic winners of the group
Flick ke? With his mumu highline? This Barça side is miles off that all conquering Bayern side wey smoke us for Lisbon especially the attack, you no see am for Germany ni with a lower version of the German team in recent years?

You will beat which Porto? People that you were lucky to escape with a win? You will finish second in that your group. Mark my words.
Dead club.

Baba: Go my son you'll score goals

Hojuju Calabar: thank you baba

Baba: but on one condition, anyday you score a goal, you'll not win that match. 🙆🏿‍♂️

Copied.

Ballzproblemm:
like I was not elated ,if Tottenham offside goal was counted when they were two men down,trust me e for end like that

This is the worst second half I've watched from Chelsea in the last two seasons. Absolute rubbish despite the goals.
Postecoglou really still tried to equalize with 9 men while others would have been parking bus while we were playing who is in the garden, a Senegalese morata.

kingBolton:
I think it's time we start talking about mudryk, nigga couldn't do shit all game. Running into stationary players and so on. Used his debut game to decieve all of us.
In hindsight, should have gone for Leao.

That one that was just running like headless chicken and couldn't take proper advantage of tottenham 's highline. I just pray the person that would buy Chelsea from holy boehly in the future would not be pricing it at 200k pounds with the way he's making some of his foolish decisions today.

Imagine winning 4:1 and being still angry. I can't wait for January so we'll go and look for a striker and maybe a new coach too if pochettino doesn't update his tactics. Rubbish.

Imagine us having two red cards against tottenham since 55 minutes. Just imagine that thought. Let me just calm down this night.

Jackson you dey mad. Is me that will go and pick that ball in Canada abi?

raumdeuter:
Forgive and forget bros

Egbon free me jare.
If tottenham had equalized from their two set pieces of that son chance.

People that we are supposed to pump like 6 or 7, these fools were just wasting chances. Imagine almost being equalized two times by nine men. Imagine defending heavily against nine men. Stupid pochettino was bringing in defensive midfielder at close to 90 minutes against 9 men.
Make I just use this win guide against apari this weekend.

Jackson all these ones don't concern me.
You cannot be my team's first choice striker next season.

Lukaku should just stay in Italy and never come back. He might even win ballon dor there self.

Ballzproblemm:
so dey did have plans for yatcht I just dey imagine tinubu with boxers

Yacht that you might soon hear ibime 's people have hijacked on the second sail. Money wey tinubu for just use carry 3odds. Chelsea to flog tottenham.

Englishisamust:
U shaaa like problem

No room for peace comrade. 👍

GrammarNazi1 and A001 I agree with several of your points especially when A001 talked about some enlightened ones who use codes tap into the metaphysical. We see it in form of incantations and spells in our locality. Where I'm coming from is I believe there are spirits that most times influence the activities of some of these happenings once their "codes" are spoken or written out. I have seen a popular guy in my area few years back suddenly come out of his jeep, stripped himself naked and was dancing around. This was someone who threw a party the day before though the rumours going around were somebody sent him a spiritual bullet cause we knew him as a g boy. This one even cashed out self.
What of where I worked in my teens where a cult clash happened. The victim who was also a dangerous cultist too was shot with several bullets but it didn't penetrate him which made the rivals switch to cutlass and sharp iron which made him later hospitalized with fatal injuries because they thought they killed him. This one is not lies, I worked with the junior brother and everyone who was present at that time confirmed it cause I was sent by my boss to print something for him at that time. I also have like two but I can't share all here.
I'm not doubting the fact that enlightened people can tap into the metaphysical to bend existing phenomena to their favour but I also know there are spirits we can't see that also give powers for these sort of things to happen. That's why in my place there's a popular saying that where another man juju end, na where another man own begin.

obainojazz:
Played it with my colleagues, they were cheering and all that whenever someone hits the ball or catches it.... Me just day do fake smile because it was definitely boring.

Cricket is very popular in your country now and it has some similarities with baseball, just the same way American football borrowed some concepts from Rugby. That means you don't like cricket boss?

andrewbaba44:
And you think Haaland and Bellingham would have flourished at United ?

Dey play ooo

This is rich coming from a supporter of the club that destroyed the careers of Coutinho, griezmann, dembele, lewadowski and now wants to finish gundogan patapata. It's like you want me to call your new owner Jude for you.

obainojazz:
Baseball… lol
Yeye sport

It's not yeye Mate. ✋😁🤚

Ballzproblemm:

Bookmark it my guy. We are sending them back to tyneside.

raumdeuter:
Wetin concern me with Baseball, Texas Rangers ko, Texas Iwuanyanwu ni

Ballzproblemm:
Chelsea vs Newcastle.

it's over.

c'est fini

We will send them home. Do not fear.

liveLongNprospa:
Senate don Pass the budget.
No scrutiny.
Nothing at all🤣🤣

Nobody should just tell me to endure any rubbish as my part to play in this renewed hope. Yacht that's not even the creme of the creme, something that they will use out of the lean government money they've looted out of to maintain. If I don't give the angel that bundled me in DHL in heaven to Nigeria black eye then my mercy levels are then basic, me I'm not Jacob oh.