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francizy:
Hehehehe, different styles like Raiden movement, Jackie Chan, Lui Kan kick, 69, Tow truck, doggy, sissy, etc., no missionaries...

soft go draw all these ones for paper for me ooo me no sabi them wella bikokwa...Abi I never quench before I finish all these styles...I go sabi spell my name again after this kinda of marathon my brain for don pour inside join nah ...twaci come point out the ones wey you sabi here

Mbkite:
Lol @kill n chop

Nah so boss guys no dey smile at all

francizy:
Lmao!

U want to use and dump her? I no gree for that level.. If you like her, then you must be her boyfriend and suitor at the same time...

No be like that my boss...You dey start school for university reason am nah...and if I promise her too much now; oga barca fit reduce my allowee

softysparky:
Lol, this is serious.

Nah so I see am babe...abeg make u help me teach this babe her job description ozigbo biko

Twaci:

Open mouth jare make I collect kiss...its part of the dividend of democracy between us

francizy:
Hehehehe, wondering how it will look like when two drunk partners have sex... That's gonna be TerryG class...



Don't mind him, he's just being naughty on here. In person, he's a very cool dude. Guys like him won't mess up your heart like Kinglekan

Once we enter inside...nah no retreat no surrender

Mbkite:
Lol, did section is not for boys. no emotions. no sympathy, no pity, no empathy!

Nah so boss...no be for the faint hearted at all...kill and chop

francizy:
WhyNotTheTruth I just checked her DP.. Na those lips you go dey kiss so oh.. Very fresh like strawberries..

**jealous **

Mehn, that babe nah wire joor...me go chop pension upon her jigida...babe, take me as I am...use me till I am useless that I may knack you till you knock engine

Twaci:
Help me tell am oh!

You sef see the guy you want make I marry

No dey rush things like that biko... we go take am step by step...we never reach marriage... make we do all the styles wey barcanista don do before we go graduate go that level...abi u no dey observe francizy system nah...wise up babe

Twaci:
Do you even love me at all

Chai!

Babe, believe me...I tested positive to LOVINGITIS now...my temperature is reading twaci twaci twaci...unless you do something about it now; I fit quench

francizy:
Hahahaha, if na wetin you wan use Twaci do, then na to cancel the wedding go sure pass because na you suppose dey massage her waist, chest, back, front etc.. Can't be the other way round bro...

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And no turn my Softysparky to your personal assistant/HR personnel...

we dey outside dey handle bottles and kalama ...when we enter inside, me sabi work pass Julius berger sef... so no shaking...me nah wire

francizy:
Nobody will scatter anything when Kinglekan is the chief security officer of the ocassion...

I trust your judgement man...no lele

Twaci:
Ifa has agreed . When is the wedding? Just know that the venue will be at Ifa's shrine. You good with that?

No wahala...just tell the IFA to get ready his certificate of incorporation...his CAC registration cert in dibialogy...if he fails to present all...we will use both of you as burnt offering there

francizy:
Ah no know oh.. I never drink am before...

OK ...no wahala...I like buying none tested...I no dey drive tokunbo

Twaci:
right here. Oya, where's my share?

Nawa... go and ask softsparky or mizmycoli your job description bikokwa...You're meant to be massaging my back and removing spots and pimples from my face while I drink...francizy, nah brewery manager daughter she be

francizy:
I believe Softysparky, Barcanister, Tit, Temitemi1, Mogidi, dearpreye, lyntiffany, Lala247, babyosisi, AnambraDota, IGBOnation, Truckpusher, OdenigboAroli, Sunnybobo3, ellechrystal, peppyluv02, IGBOSON1, HzRF, WombRaiders, ozoigbondu, major466, SeverusSnape, biafranqueen, khiaa, CaptainOjemba, etc. will all support the you and Twaci tying the knot...

Wow...so good to have the brotherhood grace my vow day ...Only that we need shekau contact as chief security officer otherwise these children of anger and frustration may scatter our joy that day...remember, shekau is now human right activist

Twaci:
Am looking like a Neith right now, trust me . As for your undertaking...God win sha. Lemme ask Ifa...

No lele...just remember to ask IFA what it tastes like to lose election because of your fault

francizy:
Hehehehe, Twaci, oya na.. Over to you...

shebi he sabi plenty style

ocelot2006:
Moderators, pls how do i give tgis poster a million likes and a crate of cold Orijin?

thanks so much boss...twaci come and sit with me as I drink...your duty starts now

Twaci:
Hmm, what's this undertaking about? As for commitment, till then! Good evening.

Ohhh, you're here...that's nice...the undertaking is about you agreeing that no other guy will touch or taste except me...If you postpone the committement, be sure that I will postpone my vote too same to u...welcome to politics section...The land of warriors no retreat no surrender just make sure you have your helmet & bulletproof while coming to this section

oluole:
Oga, u no dey get me. your points are valid in that all you have mentinoed about the governors in APC are in order but you tend to avoid speaking about the likes of suswan and other PDP governors who either could not pay salaries or obtained loans for their so called capital projects and same being diverted to private pockets. To you and your likes, Jonathan is a saint.
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D nawa for politics section ooo...how can I be biased and my points valid at same time

Kindly note I am against bad governance irrespective of party hence I have noted some of those states and names in my past posts...but I keeping screaming APC names continually simply because they and their sycophantic supporters claim to be saints and shift blames to Jonathan when they are really the problem themselves....

Cc. Lalasticlala, Ishilove, Ngwakwe, Seun, Farano, and other mods and supermods... plz this topic is deserving of homepage...kindly do the needful plzzzz...thanks

SeverusSnape:

Seconded o...

You will among the witnesses as she signs the undertaking to be mine and mine alone

francizy:


Whynotthetruth, I've found a wife for you, her name is Twaci... But you can only get married to her after you've voted for her at the Miss Niaraland contest...

For her to earn my vote; Get her to sign an undertaking of none defection to another guy after she wins or even loses and total committement to my ruler ship and government

PassingShot:
Sorry but you're just beating about the bush. I have nothing to prove to you about myself.

You're the LOSER and I must understand your pain.

Shove your opinion about me.

I feel your pain and frustration here bro...pele

francizy:
Akwuna akwuna juru na my area oh...

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Na you fit those guys for NL.. If say your kind dey only 10, some people for no dey comment here again...

I no dey chop babe without nafdac and son number biko...e dey run belle

PassingShot:
Yeah, many small minds like mine amounting to over 15.5 million Nigerians.

Come up with another conspiracy theory or bury your head in shame for you're only crying wolf where none exists.

Maybe when you remove the almajiri and underage voters we will know if you're still up to 5million

PassingShot:
Stop hiding behind the figure error for you surely knew the thread I referred to.

To you now, it's no longer that states were responsible for the large chunk as you claimed but now it's about "only N3 trillion" naira. It doesn't make any sense to you that GEJ has plunged the county into more debts which were taken for salaries and other recurrent expenses despite earning quantum sum of monies within the same period.

Lack of patriotism is you taking the same stand on GEJ/PDP even when it is clear to the planet's most stupid person that such stand is wrong and illogical.

I have proved to you how I am apolitical when it comes to the love,of my country. It's your turn to prove to us you're patriotic by showing posts where you've criticized your demi god.

You're irritatingly annoying. I used to think otherwise.

sorry if my words hurts but till you change, there's more from whence those came from

1)Sum total of our national debt will show you that greater percentage of the debt burden belong to the states. 80%of indebted states are APC states while 100% of SW states are culpable...

2)If you aren't perturbed that your state of origin as well as your region(Sw) which has NO substantial means of sustenance outside ND oil is neck deep in debts; why should it border me that Jonathan led federal government which controls all the resources are owing?...who will feel the pain more?...who will easily among the duo?...charity begins at home bro

3)Your state and region enjoyed same largesse yet are neck deep in debt... why not look inwards first?...how come they owe more but with less development projects to show?...is Tinubu factor really a blessing or curse in the patriotic sense of it?...

4)What is illogical is how a sane and normal citizen of a country would be angry that his country didn't make the list of the ten most corrupt countries in the world....you need serious sober reflection....

5)Calling Obj devil doesn't make you apolitical or less partisan because that's what he is...You're less partisan when you open a thread to challenge Tinubu strangling of economic wellbeing of SW through APC....and also question your governors incessant knack for borrowing... as well as why their cost of road construction outweighs that of swampy ND region....which day will you do it

6)As for me, instead of spewing gibberish like you especially when I feel Jonathan isn't right in my understanding; I won't comment. I will keep quiet. And if I must talk, I won't defend him. Unfortunately, this wisdom isn't in your dictionary because sense of decorum and patriotism is none existent in you....

7)Doctor cure yourself that you may be strong enough to handle other patients....look at your state, local government and region because they are on fire...stop pushing shadow....

PassingShot:
Shove your theory down your throat.

As far as Nigerians are concerned, he was booted out for GROSS INCOMPETENCY.

Most times reality and facts are alien to partisans and small minds like you...You said Nigerians?...Am I from which republic plz

PassingShot:
You are a pathetic liar! Where in the report of the $18 billion debt did it say or suggest that it is an aggregate of all monies owed by states and FG? The opening statement is "The federal government’s debt has risen by $18.40 billion (N3 trillion) in the last four years, analysis of a Debt Management Office document has revealed"; and no where in the whole report was any reference to a state made.

You have not proved to place patriotism above partisanship. At least that's not what your posts make us believe.

Though I largely support APC but I have severally demonstrated my patriotism by condemning many APC and SW politicians on this forum. I am from Oyo state but I didn't support Ajimobi for 2nd term based on his mediocre performance. My preference was Seyi Makinde of SDP.

Just about three days back, this was a post about OBJ:

And my reply was:


On many occasions I have made it known that I'll want GMB to find a way to curtail Tinubu's influence on him so that he can face Nigeria's affairs squarely. On many occasions here I have clearly stated that I will lead a scathing criticism of GMB if he starts to derail from delivering on his promises after a reasonable period of time. If all these do not amount to placing governance over partisanship, I do not know what is.

My friend, I am far from living a sadistic, hypocritical or bigoted life. To God's glory, I am immensely blessed and couldn't have wished for better living.

My occasional outburst is out of PURE PATRIOTISM knowing fully well that Nigeria deserves far better than the crumbs we get.

Keep supporting mediocrity, it's your choice.


Now I know how childish you are. Your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

The other time I called you out on why you share some degrading/rubbish posts, your response was at best very laughable. Today, you're quick to pick an issue with my post which was validly condemning the celebration of mediocrity. How low can Jonathanians get!

1)Federal government owes 3trillion and it is given you headache...have you opened any thread here to condemn the wanton and incessant borrowing of APC governors especially in sw region...They all are chronic borrowers with little or nothing to show for it....

2)Check your post again; you said 18trillion naira not $18billion hence my fuss...because this is about the aggregate total of debts between federal and APC states....yes most PDP states rarely borrow...

3)Partisanship is when goodness about your country gives you running stomach and keeps you uncomfortable simply because you hate Jonathan...

4)Pick any of my posts where I supported party against patriotism...I challenge you to dig out even ONE...I am not as biased and as bigoted as you...

5)Not you largely support but you COMPLETELY and BLINDLY support APC...note the difference and check out your posts for a confirmation of this...

6)Makinde is an offshoot of APC...no difference... all same...

7)You're for whittling down Tinubu influence and NOT for probing and convicting him for all the heinous crimes and corruption activities he has undertaken since 1999 against the treasury...hypocrite like you...BTW I am yet to see a single post of yours in line with this stance at all...so you're more partisan than patriotic...fact###

Nigeria has got no time...buhari should be allowed as much time as he and APC gave Jonathan...also as much support as they did give Jonathan too...that is equity and justice...

9)That you're blessed materially doesn't equate to happiness... obj is wealthy but not comfortable and happy....so check yourself again...

10)If you know the meaning of words very well...you would have mastered usage too...

11)Who made you judge over posts here to tell dearpreye or anybody which is rubbish posts and which is not...

12)who told you that your post made any sense at all...if only the madman knew he's mad....

13)Allow him and others to enjoy their freedom...nobody made you a headmaster here


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PassingShot:
Actually this is what describes a typical Jonathanian especially after the election loss.

I don't give in to mediocrity as you lots do. It's a thing of shame not only to compare Nigeria to the countries here but to also praise GEJ for fighting corruption when his performance in that regard is the number reason he lost the election.

BIG SHAME ON YOU!

1)Define mediocrity and tell me the difference between mediocrity and passingshot?

2)Jonathan wasn't voted out because of corruption or anything of sort but was conspired against using ethno-religious sentiments for which small minds like you feast on...QED

oluole:
I tok am say na una dey benefit from GEJ. Your DP just proof me right. I won't say anything again because you are bias even though your points are valid.[Qmquote author=Whynotthetruth post=33614115]

Bro, you need hardwork and grace of God to succeed...nobody is gonna spoonfeed you...Jonathan owe you nothing... federal government isn't a grassroot government... Your state and local government are...learn to hold them responsible... think outside the box too...your profile pix says more about you...do some sober reflection bro...thanks

nawa for politics section ooo...how can I be biased and my points valid at same time