₦airaland Forum

Nellybii:
Honestly what exactly were you benefitting from GEJ that has stopped now? Why do you display so much hatred for anything about this administration?

coolbis:
did you even read what you wrote before you posted it. If we were in a saner clime, the clueless guy should be cooling his feet in kirikiri maximum prison. What has oil swap got to do with subsidy removal. You had better move on and pray you make something good out of your life, you are too young to be a perpetual attcking dog for any politician.

abbk000:
[s]Every physician has his favourite ailment, as ladies of easy virtue their fondest tricks. A horrid vice endears itself to its patron. Like a terminal disease, Kevin Okyere, proprietor of Springfield Oil and Gas dug his claws into the heart of the Nigerian petroleum sector, leaving monumental loss and tragedy in his wake. 

It was an open secret that Kevin was a favourite contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) and that was because he enjoyed a soft spot in the heart of Diezani Alison-Madueke, Nigeria's former petroleum minister.

It was common knowledge within government circles that Kevin not only ran a ‘kitchen cabinet’ with Diezani, he also secured multiple mouth-watering deals from her.

So pronounced was his influence that the situation soon gave rise to a common joke within NNPC. Each time any deal is brought to Diezani she would subtly chip in: “I think Kevin can do it, I trust him. Let’s give it to him.”

That Diezani Alison-Madueke made a lot of men billionaires is no longer news. The former Nigerian Petroleum Minister is an alluring bulk of beauty, brains and a shining loveliness that attracts the best and most glamorous of the male pack to her, as pollen nectar draws butterflies to its sweetness.

Kevin made a lot of money through Diezani no doubt and by the proceeds, he lived a charmed life. So sensational and pleasurable was his life that he persistently elicited feelings of envy among his peers back home in Ghana. Watching Kevin feed fat on the Nigerian oil industry made many of his friends and business associates in Ghana green with envy.

Nonetheless, Kelvin, a Ghanaian, aided by Diezani fattened his hide and his bank account from several shady deals in the oil sector. While Nigerians groaned under a crushing economic climate accentuated by dwindling oil revenue, Kelvin, according to investigations, was part of the reprehensible oil cartel that plundered the nation’s oil wealth and plunged Nigerians into gritting impoverishment and agony.

There was no respite in sight for millions of impoverished Nigerians on the receiving end of Kelvin and Diezani's unholy alliance and that was because former President Goodluck Jonathan allegedly benefited from their shady deals while he was in power . The former president was allegedly a beneficiary of the illicit but lucrative oil deals brokered Diezani and Kelvin.

A young man with fine epicurean and exquisite sartorial tastes, Kelvin’s relocation to Nigeria from Ghana many years back opened him up to a higher level of social exploration. From Dubai to Miami and everywhere else with sandy beaches, poplar-lined esplanades and beautiful women, Kelvin was there in his full glory. And he was never coy about showing off his life on the fast lane, especially his penchant for champagne on wild boat cruises.  So we heard.

http://www.thecapital.ng/index.php/home/3068-saboteur-how-ghanaian



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EMANY01:
I just dey look the idiots all of them.
Egbin LIKE ANY OTHER POWER STATION, has multiple generating units and each of them has the ability to evacuate power generated individually.
In the case of Egbin there are six(6) such generating units each of them with 200 Mega Watt electricity production capaciity,one of which was damaged in an explosive accident in 2006 and only brought back to service and commissioned by President Goodluck Jonathan in February or march this year bringing Egbin to its full capacity (of 1200Mega Watts) for the first time in NINE(9) YEARS.
Now you have to know that in power systems we rarely ( if ever ) run all generating plants at maximum capacity so we derate
(Derating is a technique usually employed in electrical power and electronic devices, wherein the devices are operated at less than their rated maximum power)
Which explains the stated generating capacity of 1100Mega Watts.
What's my point?
In 2009 one generating unit experienced a partial prompt catastrophic rapid disassembly yet the plant (the remaining 5 units) was/were still generating electricity albeit at diminished capacity.
There isn't one single unit some fool can throw a spanner or whatever into and shut the whole plant down.
The people peddling that story and especially the journalist and editor who published it have no business around any industrial environment to say the least of a power station so either they lied or they are just as ignorant and idiotic as those on this thread who bought into this bullsh1t story.

Mind that i do not dispute the claim of sabotage , i am just saying that the narrative currently going around is wackd.

But what do i know, ignorant idiotic people elected an even more ignorant fella as president so.......

Obiagelli:
U want to convince me to the contrary?

Obiagelli:
Direct your stupidity at thisday

francizy:
Una no dey shame? Chai!

Isn't it pathetic that with just one man throwing an object into the power plant made it trip off and subsequently, that one object cause a massive 1,100 MW drop in power supply? When you sell you soul for peanuts, you no longer make sense. Abi na juju e throw put inside ni? All hail APC!

I saw queues at different filling stations yesterday, hope someone didn't throw stones again..

Cc, Kaboninc, Wthetruth, TonyeBarcanister, DearPreye, Truckpusher, Anonimi, Firefire, a beg make una come help me judge stupidity oh!!

PointB:
The Acts of King Bubu son of Hari Chapter 2: 1-32
1 And when the son of Hari the cattle rearer had become King over the people, he made a decree saying thus, “O good people hearken! Behold I am your King now. I am beholden to no one and I am beholden to everyone. Thou shall no longer call me Emperor, but thou shall call me King Bubu son of Hari. And lo, I shall not tend to the provinces in which nine score and seven in hundred stood by me same as I would tend the province in which only five in hundred stood by me. For different measure shall I apply for different people.”

2 And when the people heard his decree, they murmured among themselves saying, “Surely King Bubu son of Hari would pitch us one against the other.”

3 Whereupon King Bubu Son of Hari appointed Warlords from five provinces of the land and named them commanders of men, but he would not appoint any from the province east of the big rivers inhabited by the Hebro, for only five in hundred there stood by him to elect him.

4 And King Bubu Son of Hari appointed, from among his kinsmen and townsmen in the land of Almajirite and other provinces, men to serve in his palace and as right hand men: butlers, town criers, principals, chief scribe, councilors, quarter masters, house masters and several others, but he would not appoint any from the province east of the big rivers inhabited by the Hebro, for only five in hundred there stood by him to elect him.

5 But the people from the province east of the big rivers inhabited by the Hebro were not persuaded for they do not cower before men nor tremble before kings for their works speak for them. Thus did they address King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer, “We cast our lots as our spirit led us in favour King Jonah son of Locki. Lo, we shall do same again if called upon!”

6 When the people lamented and said to King Bubu the son of Hari, “O wise King, may your reign be peaceful, and may you defeat all your enemies and bring prosperity to the land. O good King, you swore a covenant with us saying : ‘ Make me King in place of Jonah and in 100 days, and I will rout She-cow and his gang of terrorists from the land, feed yours little sons and daughter daily in our various temples of learning, and make our cowry equal in value to the mighty dollar! And your able men, I shall give jobs in our orchards, and ten thousand cowries to those without work.’

7 “O good King, we have kept our part of the bargain, fulfill your vow, that you may be freed from the bond of the covenant. O good King, kill She-cow and bring back our daughters and appoint also Masters to oversee affairs of governance.”

8 And the Keeper of Treasury also spoke and sayeth to King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer thus, “O good King, I give with discretion cowries in exchange for dollars and dollars in exchange for cowries, that the mighty dollar may not completely overshadow our cowries, and ruin our trade with neighbors and kingdoms beyond the seven seas. Pray, O good King appoint ye Master of Coins and Master of Trade that I mayest counsel with them to help our cause.”

9 Wherefore King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer answered and said unto them, “O good people, I did not promise to do a thing in hundred days. And as for the Masters, there is none worthy and holy as I am. Lo, I continue the search for holy men amongst you. In the fullest of time when I shall find them, verily I say to you I shall appoint them as Masters for you.”

10 Now the house - Alliance of Protected Crooks alsoo known by their initial - APC, was the most deceitful house in the land and several vile men swell their rank. Their banner has an insignia of broken broom held by a filthy hand.

11 Liar son of Momed speaks for them and he bore false witness against many, and he uttered many lies - great and small to the people of the land. Some believe him, and several others curse him for the lies he told. Lair the son Momed is said to have been born with a lying tongue.

12 He it was who spoke to the people saying “Lo good people, our great King Bubu the son of Hari body language has improved our power; his body language has done more in six weeks than Jonah the son of Locki did in six years. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad O good people for surely, King Bubu son of Hari’s body language will bring food to our table, oil for our lamps, fix our roads, and defeat all our enemies.”

13 Oshi the son of Omole, lover of exotic maidens also bear their standard and sometime speaks for house of Alliance of Protected Crooks. Yet he knoweth not whence to speak and whence to hold his peace.

14 Oshi the son of Omole it was who spoke to people saying, “O good people, the household of Emperor Omanman of United World, had told me the names of those who looted our treasury and carted away at least six hundred oxen full of gold coins and precious gems. Whereupon the household of Emperor Omanman rebuked vigorously him saying, “Begone! We knoweth not what that sayeth for thou speaketh untrue words. We gave you neither name of who nor the number of oxen of gold coins carted from thy shores. Pray, tell where did thou hear this great tales, that we may inquire and enrich our knowledge.”

15 Roch the sly son of Cha also fly the standard of house of Alliance of Protected Crooks known as APC. He broke ranks with his kinsmen from the land of the Hebro. And when he had returned from the journey to the United World to visit Emperor Omanman, he caused several giant tapestries depicting his handshake with Emperor Omaman, with King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer to be commissioned. Roch the sly son of Cha hung the tapestries in the city square with a message saying, “Behold what I have achieved, the new face of prosperity!”

16 Now there are other vile men in Alliance of Protected Crooks including Fanshi the son Olar who among others used several bags of cowries, much more than usual, to dig well for water in his official abode, and several more bag of cowries, again much more than usual, to tell the world what he did!

17 Amec the swift, son Chyi is another vile banner man of Alliance of Protected Crooks. He it was who took from his kinsmen treasury and gave several bags of cowries to the cause of King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer wherefore Bubu became king.

18 And in those days, She-cow, who led the purveyors of terror and tormentor of the people who ravaged the land and slaughter the people, addressed the people saying, “I am She-cow the terror; the one who was, the one who is, and the one who is to come. News of my death is a lie told to deceive you by King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer and his Warlords. By Hallah, you shall serve my god or become my slave, or I shall annihilate you.”

19 Now the commander of King Bubu men of war is a fearsome Warlord. He is called Bura the snake charmer, son of Tyia. When Bura, the snake charmer, son of Tyia, heard the word of She-cow, he flipped his cloths, push his chest up and down to show his muscles and mass of flesh. “She-cow and his band of brigands are noise-makers and cowards,” he declared, “I shall crush him, and all who stand with him.”

20 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men ran around the city seven times, so that the people may know that they are strong and many in number.

21 Then Bura, the snake charmer son of Tyia and his men fell upon the tents and encampments of She-cow, and slew many who follow him.

22 She-cow fled with some of his men and hid among the people who are allied to his cause. Thereupon, She-cow and his band of brigands continue to ravage the land, plunder, maim and kill and disappear among the people who are allied to his cause.

23 And the wandering shepherds and tribesmen of King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer, who had forge unholy alliance with She-cow and his band of brigands, invaded the fields of a retired Chief Scribe – Fala, the son of Aye in the land of Yoruga, who had allied with King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer. Thereupon, these wandering shepherds laid waste to his fields, and destroy his crops. They took Fala, the son of Aye captive for several days and would not let home go until several bags of cowries in ransom had been paid. And they warn him sternly not to speak about them least they will come again for him!

24 And from across the big rivers, there arose another zealot, Nnam the Bright, Son of Kalu, and he addressed King Bubu the son of Hari thus “Let my people go!”

25 And when the price of a tuber rose from eight cowries to eleven, and a measure of grain rose from nine to twelve cowries, the people again began to murmur.

26 When King Bubu the son of Hari saw and heard all these, he was distressed. But he would not name himself Master of War even as She-cow and his brigands continue to kill, maim, pillage and take captives and spoils even close to his palace. Now King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer would not make himself master of grains, tubers and cattle even as he possess great skill at cattle rearing.

27 But when King Bubu son of Hari saw the abundant milk and honey flowing in lands beyond the big rivers, King Bubu was exceedingly glad. "Lo, I shall appoint myself Master of Milk and Honey. I alone shall decide how the cows are milked and how the honey is shared for I alone is worthy”, he proclaimed.

28 And when the time had come, King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer unveil #thelist of men whom he had found worthy to serve as Masters over the people.

29 Now these are some of men King Bubu Son of Hari the cattle rearer chose as Master over the people: Amec the sly son of Chyi who looted his kinsmen treasury. Fanshi the son Olar who among others used several bags of cowries, much more than usual, to dig well for water in his official abode, and several more bag of cowries, again much more than usual, to tell the world what he did! Another is, Liar son of Momed who bore false witness against many, and he uttered many lies - great and small to the people of the land.

30 Many were men who wine and dine with King Jonah the Able son of Locki, and some were the vile men from other houses who had sought safety under the banner and fold of Alliance of Protected Crooks known by the initial APC.

31 And when the people saw #thelist, there was loud outcry and gnashing of teeth in the land, and several people rented their clothes and put ashes on their foreheads to mourn the death of change! And they asked one another in loud groan, "What manner of change is this?"

32 And from across the big rivers, Nnam the Bright, Son of Kalu, again addressed King Bubu the son of Hari thus, “Let my people go!”

Continued from Chapter One:
https://www.nairaland.com/2587245/acts-king-mumu-son-hari

DISCLAIMER:
Similarities of characters portrayed in the text with anyone dead or living is purely coincidental.

egift:
@Bold:
Yes. They are too courageous, wise, upright, intelligent and articulated to be challenged by the dismantled and decimated PDP opposition.

Firefire:
Since the present administration of All Progressives Congress (APC) would want to be remembered for curbing corruption, it would be counter-productive to overlook any allegations of corruption leveled against any nominee. Senate


Good morning Lalasticlala.

Sanchez01:
The President just read the list LIVE on TVC!

TVC Entertainment ‏@TVC_Ent

HAPPENING NOW: Senate President Bukola Saraki reads names of ministerial nominees sent by President Muhammadu Buhari
http://www.tvcontinental.tv/livestreaming


https://twitter.com/TVCNews_Africa?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

bloodkiIler:
egift i put it to you that you're not better than diezani because both of you are crooks.

you're posting this trash using a fraudulent data (popularly know as cheat) thereby sabotaging the economy of Nigeria and that of the tax paying mtn.

now tell me are you not a crook?

is there any difference between you and any other crook?

useless cheap post from a data fraudster like you.

go and buy mtn legal bundle until then you don't have any moral right to talk anything about corruption.

useless bastard fraudster.

cc
TonyeBarcanista
Whynotthetruth
Mogidi
temitemi1
MizMyColi
truckpusher
FireFire
Temitemi1
dearpreye


make una come and see this petty data fraudster calling someone corrupt

egift:
Diezani is in our trap fighting for her freedom, what else can you do than rant? There is no going back. Cry me a river

egift:
[s]I will keep this brief. This well-thought out strategy by the Buhari's administration to use the London angle to tackle the alleged corruption perpetrated by the former Minister Mrs. Allison Madueke is a Masterstroke.

Since it became obvious that the current administration of President Buhari will fight Corruption with all seriousness, most of those that had held sway of top position and soiled their hands have been preparing on how best to tackle whatever the President and his team will put together against them.

Legal team had been assembled. Protesters kept on standby. Journalists and bloggers budgeted for. Those who could jump into the Senate, had already done so. While some have gone into hiding, others are running from pillar to post. I still recall Allison going to Abdulsalami Abubakar to see if he can land her a deal like the one Jonathan got that will shield him from considerable hits. Allison also board the same British Airways flight with Buhari just to seek audience.

With the now London angle they never see coming, it will difficult to lobby judges, bribe the court, cash in on old favours. My favorite part is that it will be near impossible to get visa for all the usual 2k appearance fee jobless protesters to go to London.

While we deal with Allison Madueke and here accomplices - London-Style, it will allow us time to conclude the legal arrangements to have dedicated legal framework for the trial of cases of corruption in Nigeria and recover some of what were looted from our treasury.

And once the Whistle Blowers law is revisited, ordinary Nigerians will have the opportunities to cash in on the misfortunes of these looters by simple providing useful evidence of looting.

May God keep giving President Buhari and his team the best approach to deal with the challenges confronting Nigeria.

God bless Nigeria[/s].

tinsel:
I took time to read this, but nothing here said anything bad about Buhari. The heading is wrong. Anyway, I don't expect any thing good from Vanguard as long as Buhari is concerned.
Kukah delivered a wonderful speech and nothing here bad about Buhari.

najoke:
no need, uu guys can run back to ur caves as it can be seen clearly that GEJ and PDP are LIARS

kodded:
finally seen a GEJ supporter who is not a barcelona fan

kodded:
Are you a gunner ?

MizMyColi:
Alhaji Lafiaji!
Are you see what I am saw?

Cc:
Whynotthetruth
TonyeBarcanista
Truckpusher
Bloodkiller
Ecoterrors
Firefire
Mogidi

Kindly come here and witness an evil perpetrated by a human to another in broad daylight.

Verdammt!

IdisuleOurOwn:
Die-hard Gunners.

Football unites all Bro.