₦airaland Forum

BlackfireX:
Yes we know ,you were robbed.






Yoruba people can lie...

Yea, they can lie.... even the blogger girl that claimed someone’s mansion at Enugu is Yoruba and she too can lie.

deltateam:
Please what has decongestion to do with poor drainage system?

The waste accumulated daily in Lagos state is unimaginable and can only be under-estimated.

If you reside in Lagos, you’ll realize that our waste management systems are just a farce.

Plastic bottles and bags litter everywhere and nobody is willing to clear it.

Dirty blocks drainages.

Thanks

deltateam:
Bros there's no hehehe about this...

Any solutions?

I was only booking space sir, no vex. The solution is for the decongestion of Lagos state. The state is overpopulated already.

One of the reasons so many people wouldn’t live in Lagos for 500k/month salary.

Eko for show

How much did he take home please?

Na dem dem

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Police is your friend. Own goal

What a world

Suicide

Na dem o

He’s probably asking for God’s protection and guidance.

Teemelanin:
Money is indeed the root of all evil.

Man’s insatiable quest for money and not money in it self, is the root of all evil

Greatway12:
Thank you, but it is only easy for you to say because you have no idea of what I'm passing through Believe me this is the last thing i want to be doing, why don't you show me the free wealth available for all so that I might see.

Hit me up via WhatsApp.

Do not stay in the company of a lady you’re sexually attracted to behind closed doors on in private. That’s the only way to prevent a boner.

Michaelkings:
Please nairaland how can I prevent my self from getting a boner when am with a lady

Greatway12:
I'm writing this with great sadness as I have no other option. I have been starving for almost a week I work at a neighborhood private primary school which have been owing 3 months salary, feeding myself as proved impossible, I am gradually driving towards insanity. I plead someone to help me with any amount just to feed. I know nobody owes me anything but I wish I didn't have to do this. May u never starve. Polaris(skyebank) 3023617467

Begging shuts down your creative mind bro. Only a friend can tell you this. The same way you spent time creating this sympathy write up, you can also channel the same energy into more productive ventures. You offer little or no value or skill to anyone and that’s why they can afford to owe you for so long and you can’t do shiit about it. Not even moving to another job or even upgrading your skill set.

Wake up bro. Don’t be a beggar in Paradise. Wealth is free and available for all.

STOP BEGGING Please!

Football should be a fair game for both teams playing. How can a match played over two legs be marred by technical glitches when the 1st leg was played with VAR? Funny enough, the protesting team were denied a goal via VAR in the 1st leg. In my opinion, they did well by abandoning the game.

The shame is on CAF!

They have to learn how to be fair and end this corrupt tendencies that has always plagued football in Africa.

Since I started watching CAF Champions League finals, it has always been a show of shame and unsportsmanlike behaviors.

Which way forward Africa?

So adorable

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Lol , you, my friend are a confused fella. Smh.

You just open your mouth and say things that makes me think you’re not old enough to be around here. I wouldn’t waste time pointing at your folly, just remember this, you don’t even know your true sex. You be male abi female Mr. IamD18?

IamD18:
Those kids will always be a living reminder and evident of how numerous men fvcked the hell out of her wife.

God forbid anything that will ever make me marry a non-virgin lady, let alone, a single mother.

I will never settle for any of these left overs parading as ladies.

I spit on every pussay without hymen.

Corruption has destroyed the largest black race. Shame!

ELgordo:
ovoko! still ug_leeeeeeeee

See, you won't make heaven if you don't delete this comment

EngrMcDon:
Safe Journey, Time to accept new challenge

Yeah, dude paid his dues as a player, hope he goes on to achieve even better as a Manager.

Captain Vincent Kompany has left Manchester City to become player-manager at former club Anderlecht.

The 33-year-old defender has signed a three-year deal with the Belgian club, where he scored five goals in 73 appearances between 2003 to 2006.

Earlier on Sunday, Kompany said Saturday's 6-0 FA Cup final win over Watford was his final game for City.

He won four Premier League titles, two FA Cups and four League Cups in 11 years at Etihad Stadium.

"It's the most passionate yet rational decision I've ever made," Kompany, who first joined Anderlecht at the age of six, said in an open letter on Facebook.

"I want to share my knowledge with the next purple generations.

"With that, I will also put a bit of Manchester in the heart of Belgium."

In the first part of his open letter, Belgium international Kompany said leaving City "doesn't feel real".

"Countless of times have I imagined this day," he said. "After all, the end has felt nearby for so many years.

"Man City has given me everything. I've tried to give back as much as I possibly could."

'The time has come to go'
Centre-back Kompany joined City from Hamburg as a defensive midfielder in 2008 and was named club captain three years later.

He scored his final goal against Leicester on 6 May, a brilliant strike from 25 yards that was voted goal of the season on BBC Match of the Day.

That win took City to within one win of the Premier League title, which they sealed on the final day of the season with victory at Brighton.

"The time has come for me to go now," Kompany said.

"As overwhelming as it is, I feel nothing but gratefulness. I am grateful to all those who supported me on a special journey, at a very special club.

"I remember the first day, as clear as I see the last. I remember the boundless kindness I received from the people of Manchester.

"I will never forget how all Man City supporters remained loyal to me in good times and especially bad times. Against the odds, you have always backed me and inspired me to never give up."

City chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak said: "There have been many important contributors to Manchester City's renaissance, but arguably none are more important than Vincent Kompany.

"He defines the essence of the club. For a decade he has been the lifeblood, the soul, and beating heart of a supremely talented squad.

"A booming voice in the dressing room yet a quiet and measured ambassador off it, Vincent can be as proud of himself as we are of him."

Source:https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/48325845

Naijeeriya my kwantiri

Bob who?!

Don't ask me who took the shot.

If you know, you know.

Bossontop:
U long press the gif image from a gif site, copy the gif's url and paste it in between [img][/img] (press button shown in pic below).....

something like [img]gif url(without space sha)[/img]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2c/Rotating_earth_%28large%29.gif

Thanks for the lecture, I've always wondered how it works.

philip0906:
LuciferAkbar has been banned! Now we have LuciferCelibate! The madness on this nairaland is unrivalled

I just wish I could see some of these guys coming here to cause online mayhem in real life... I just laugh really hard at some of their folly, I just want to believe it's the reason Nairaland is interesting.

I call here comedyland.

Going to have my first ever Lagos boat ride, now that it's still fresh and clean.

Lagos go better.

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majamajic:
Messi will be watching from his home telly on 1st of June, hope u know that too.

Please add this, "In life, you can never have it all".

Thanks.