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thaoriginator:
Wet in dis one dey talk? People that are carrying arms against a whole military entourage and you trying to support them huh?

SycophanticGoat:
Na to run commot sure pass oh..

SycophanticGoat:
Omo, na small hustle. 9ja cast pass anything but man gats survive.

thaoriginator:
Shites are not even Islamic.. They don't also recognize our Holy Prophet Mohammad (SAW)


Bunch of lost souls!

Ehen na same cadre we day.
I cannot fall for their rubbish again. That's why I chose to always hide myself and pretend to be broke and they keep looking for rich guys with good qualities who keep using them for fùck tools and then dump them too much television and p square and phyno don useless this naija girls sha

I no vex o... na so e day be,love first suffered broken hearts then be a real man again.

How far na, which level day happen today?

SycophanticGoat:
Hehehehe, spend fire. Even when I take a babe outing and she orders too much (only one has done that to me so far) and by too much I mean, eating rice and chicken with juice and taking extra full chicken with juice away, I dey provoke. Talk more when she begin dey demand from me. When I was in school self, one of my course mate I later dated was giving me as pa, cooking food and bringing for me free of charge while I tutor her and give her all the necessary solutions to exercises, summaries and what not, required to pass exams. Very mutual beneficial encounter.

The secrete to not spend a dime is to always show them how broke you are and if you aren't broke, pretend to be. If she still cares about you then she's worth it. Spend a little bit on her but spend wisely. But make I no lie you, when I been dey secondary school wey I dey shy for woman matter, I been Maga like you sha..

By the way, stop taking my comments serious, I'm only here to laugh bro..

Charly68:
Then banish them to their own kingdom

Buhari should keep listening to Saudi Arabia and USA. Saudi would say, punish the Shitte, Obama will then come for oil, the mumu just day there day monkey around. Tinubu should really be ashamed of himself to see the folly of a mischief he put as president. I laugh in Russian.

truthonmission:
it is amazing that many pple don't understand the deceptive tendency of the hausa\fulanis. same way d decieve d yorubas. all d while they knew that d want to destroy d shiit yet he went and seek for their vote.

rayblast:
El-Rufai u don't have to worry about them. D last time i checked Shiites are from Iran

So because they from Iran they should be treated like dogs, outcasts, idiots and whatever abi?

How did you pass Jamb?

Obas101:
Ur own beta.. If i tell my story ehn even u ma go call me fool.. I was so loved up with dis girl nd gave her control in d relationship.. Until i met an old friend who later told me d girl is also her girlfriend.. D girl deny me sha d day we jam her not knowing dat me nd d guy know each other.. Bottom line she started apologizing. I tuk months to heal. After i come back from my rehab den my mind don strong make i hear say i know find her again, she was still thinking it was d same guy.. I do her rubbish sha no b small

wetin we day see for woman hand, na so. That thing even made me, these days I tend to hide my real identity where ever I go. I run my own small software company, I also do real estate, and I do importation with ma daddy as well, I design software for offices, God's grace I don't lack anything, but I hide myself approach girls, and they turn me down,i just smile and forget them completely, I know someday, I definitely would find the real person I been looking for. Happy I'd balance fully next year as well. Gradually I'm forgetting her. time surely would tell.

SycophanticGoat:
But guy make I no lie, you been Maga for her sha.. Why you go do all that for one girl?

When you in a relationship,do you just sit there and fùck a girl only? You don't spend on her to look good? Na your type of people day fall mumu pass,you day here day form voltron, make I hear word jare

oluwashedy:
My broda, I had similar experience.... Just forget her and move on

Already have. The family gan get their own. My father taught me something, if you want to get a good girl, disguise. Don't make them know you from a well to do family. So many girls been failing my tests like mad since then. Na only one later get herself and she's been apologising. I use style tell am make em day go make I use my life do better thing...

Odunharry:
I'm happy you have learnt though but not to forget, there are still good girls who will appreciate any little help..

Most of them don't forget the help u rendered them in the past , Infact been too nice, you will be tagged mugu..

She no gree go o. I swear she no gree go.

There was an app I played with on FB, this "who would you marry" a pic showed up for ma cousin and me, everywhere I saw funny comments, the next thing I saw was this girl clicked like to the pic. Even many of ma pals started to notice.
And she's been doing several things on ma Facebook like if she sees me with any of ma lady friend she knows, she go as far as sending emails to the person and warning her to leave her boyfriend alone

I don see plenty wahala for woman. I decided to let go finally. Focus on my life and go for masters program. Same advice goes to all guys here.

pussyAvenger:
look @ wat u wrote...my dear i ve no biz with nairaland babes......the way u were explainin to her left me agape.....well i understand....we worry a lot about wat a lady thinks abt us........BUT IT KILLS.....wud u hv been dat humble to a boy....bash a lady wen she messes up....dnt bottle up

calm down. I no even day worry much. I'm this type of person who really doesnt like to offend people I say my mind and let it be,no malice, nothing. Na she sabi sha. I'm someone who really overlooks things especially from the women folk, that their weavon way them day fix day deceive them lol.

The babe fine sha.

mrblessed:
Poor Bible student. Jacob didn't sell his birthright. Esau did.

I happy too much today no mine me...

NubiLove:
I can't marry that kind of girl.

lady2lady:
Don't wanna drop mine too.
I will tag you somewhere and drop it.

frankypunk:
pray mke she no just meet yahoo boy wey just hammer..issoritte.. ;Dpray mke she no just meet yahoo boy wey just hammer..issoritte..

So,the yahoo boy money no go finish? Issoritte.

The yahoo boys way u day talk sef, shay you know say na unless you use otunmopo, charm them one time... but e no day catch them all o.. Ba issoritte

yunnyp:
That's what stopped me from dating my long time bestie. She said if I wants to date her, I have to convert from Muslim to Christian which is No.

But that doesn't stopped me of loving her because I still have feelings for her but converting won't be possible because I am the Man not a woman.

I see you converting soon. E get as the love and konji go worry you, as Jacob sell em birthright you go sell your own.

Just kidding, but yoruba muslims do have extended christian cousins na.. I have muslim friends that go to church with me when ever I'm in town. Don't let religious whatever hold you back, "I'm a christian, I'm a muslim" na wash. Almost everything way day inside Quran day bible except some other few things.

pussyAvenger:
see explanation...stop disgracing me

At least she replied. You wan do all those things way we day do for secondary school abi? When we see babe we go day yab our fellow man. You don old pass this one na.. which one u day?

prettyAdaolisa:

it's obviously the same thing every guy would do that am doing, only issue I have is, I decided to add humor to mine, totally unfortunate you don't know who's joking and otherwise.

You beautiful sha. That's what I wanted you to know.

prettyAdaolisa:
So for your mind...you think say u make sense abi?...just lukatew!

fellis:
Oghene bikor!

Abeg which kain lie be this one?

I've been laughing all day after reading that part

UrennaNkoli:
Japanese cars- Popularity, reliable , efficient [Hyundai Nissan]

German cars- Durability, strong , fast , efficient [BMW Audi]

American cars- Exotic, high class, large size and majorly SUVs [Chevrolet Ford]

Nigerian cars - [Innoson]

Wicked girl, see as you laugh

Papertrail11:
yeah we heard yu mr redhat

LadyTiana:
and dx is fun

ukipet1:
@op: u ended up not saying anything, your last two points(4&5) are d same and your point 2 and 3 are also the same, pls if u can't really advise someone don't write anything just keep quite..... rubbishhhhhh