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BlowJobs:
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In fact, i already submitted 2 admissions. and looking into getting a better job already. una think say na "hustle" i go do all through and flip burger? Thunder fire devil!!! . It is something you do to get on your feet. don't get me wrong. it pays okay and saves you money but the crazy hours you work, if and when you have kids, it means you will not be seeing your kids at all.

bro,I need to pick your brains on investment opportunities in the US.Can one buy a house in the US(say a two bedroom house)and earn money from rent?
1.How much does a 2 bedroom house go for in your neighborhood(purchase price)
2.How much is down payment
3.How much is monthly mortgage payment
4.How much can one rent it out for.

Awaiting your response
Thanks.

BlowJobs:
kind of. She is a better "reader" than i am. She doesn't wait to get things done. Remember the immigration forms from USCIS, she filled it out the next day. She called my dad for some family information when i wasn't replying her text.

She always wants to do things as quick as possible. She reads a novel while i play FIFA . When she sleeps, i have learned not to wake her up. She gets really angry/grumpy if her sleep gets disrupted.

I am a laid back person, if it doesn't involve school or grade or employment or work, i take my time to do it. if you have lived in the Caribbean for a while you will easily be laid back, "No rush" kind of person

Hmm......i can relate.I have a lady K kind of woman in my life.Mine displays the traits of a classic home maker with an articulate mind.Ladies like that have deep understanding of issues in a way the average girl doesn't.If you let them,they 'll run your life and do a damn good job.Regards to your Lady K.Tell her I'm a fan.

BlowJobs:
. Lady K isn't into sports (except if you count running as a sport). The closest She is is supporting the Patriots team. Her specialty is in board games, puzzles and word play (scrabble, chess, checkers, monopoly, skipbo, Trivials etc).

I'm beginning to get a sense of the kinda girl our 'lady k' might be.She is a bookie,right?

BlowJobs:
contrary to popular belief say Oyibo no strong say na who dey chop beans stong. Na lie o,I give one guy tackle. My leg still dey pain me. Him bone strong pass anything. chai. and some of them sabi play o. Dem dey play amateur Non competitive league d guy wey fat for that field dey throw correct passes. And this girl dey play too, Na my team she dey, She be like Fabregas d wey she dey throw pass.

could the girl be by any chance our mysterious 'lady k'?

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FEATURES:
1)Sitting room
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This apartment block presented in a contemporary design fashion,is excellent for rent purposes.It consists of 4Nos. 2 bedroom flats,with each having the following features:
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5)Visitor's toilet

This attractive 5 bedroom maisonette provides decent accommodation for the suave and upwardly mobile.
FEATURES:
Ground floor
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2)Dining
3)Guest bedroom
4)Kitchen/Store
5)Laundry room
6)Visitor's toilet

First floor
1)Private lounge
2)4 bedrooms(ensuite)

This classy contemporary styled 5 bedroom bungalow comes with a beautifully designed exterior and carefully thought out interior spaces
FEATURES:
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2)Large sitting room
3)Dining room
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This attractive 4 bedroom maisonette offers luxurious accommodation.With spaces intelligently designed,you'll find it ideal for a large and growing family..
FEATURES:
Ground floor
1)Sitting room
2)Dining
3)Guest bedroom
4)Kitchen
5)Visitor's toilet
6)Store

First floor
1)Private lounge
2)3 bedrooms(ensuite)

DO YOU NEED AN OFFICE BUILDING?
This building,presented in an open floor plan style,will make an ideal corporate office.With interior spaces carefully thought-out,the open floor can be partitioned to suit your peculiar accommodation need.

This simply styled 4 bedroom building, a block of semi-detached "duplex" is ideal for occupation or rent purposes.
FEATURES:
Ground floor
1)Sitting room
2)Dining
3)Guest bedroom
4)Kitchen
5)Visitor's toilet
6)Store

First floor
1)Private lounge
2)3 bedrooms(ensuite)

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This 3 bedroom bungalow is an excellent family house with a beautifully designed exterior.
FEATURES:
1)2 Sitting rooms
2)Dining room
3)3 bedrooms(ensuite)
4)Master bedroom with walk-in-closet
5)Large kitchen/store
6)Laundry room
7)Visitor's toilet

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Continued......
ENGAGING AN ARCHITECT
The next big step in the planning and construction of your house is to engage an Architect.An Architect is one who designs buildings and supervises their construction.It takes much more than the ability to design buildings for one to become an Architect.The Architect must be a university or polytechnic graduate,who has passed the qualifying exams and is registered to practice Architecture in Nigeria.When engaged,the Architect provides a range of services,one of which is to produce a document called a PLAN.This essential document is required for the following reasons:
1)The building plan is the medium of communication between the Architect and the builder,without which the builder can't work.
2)The building plan enables you obtain approval of the Area Planning Authority where your house is to be built.
3)The building plan enables the Quantity Surveyor estimate the cost of building your house.
4)If you are going to apply for a bank loan to build the house,both the building plan and the estimate will be required by the bank.

Continued.....
CHOOSING A SUITABLE LAND
The recent spate of building collapse and flooding makes it imperative that you thoroughly examine any land before buying.You must investigate and ask pertinent questions that will enable you make an informed choice when selecting a land for your building.Some of the questions to ask are:
1)SOIL TYPE:Is the land a rock,sand or made-up ground?Is the soil firm enough to support a house?Note that buildings erected on a soft or made-up ground could result in cracks or building collapse.
2)TOPOGRAPHY:Is the land at the bottom of a hill?If so,beware of flooding.Is the land on a hill?If yes,then beware of erosion.
3)SHAPE:Is the shape of the land square,rectangular or zigzag?Always go for a square or rectangular shaped land as they are more economical and easier to plan.

Continued.....
TYPES OF RESIDENTIAL BUILDINGS
When you make the decision to build,either for rent or occupation,it is neccessary you know the different types of residential buildings,so you are properly guided in your choice.The different types are:
1)Tenements:These are single room apartments or "face-me-i-face-you as laymen call it.They are usually occupied by separate families and located on opposite sides of a central corridor sharing a common kitchen and sanitary facilities.
2)Flats:This a residential unit with all the rooms on one floor,complete with it own kitchen and sanitary facilities.This can come in the form of a bungalow or blocks of flats.
3)Maisonettes:This building type,erroneously referred to as "DUPLEX" by laymen has the rooms on more than one floor.The kitchen,sitting/dining rooms and guest bedroom occupy the ground floor while the bedrooms are on the upper floor where it is safer and quieter.

Now you can go ahead and decide on the type of house to build.

Countinued.....
COUNTING THE COST
More often than not,people consider the cost of building a house in terms of buildings materials alone.This is quite erroneous!There are a number of expenses which must be considered by anyone intending to build.The following cost should be considered:
1)Land:Expenses expected to be incurred here include:
a)Cost of the land
b)Cost of surveying the land
c)Legal dues
d)Stamp duties
2)Consultancy fees:You need the services of an Architect to design the house and supervise the construction.Other consultants include quantity surveyor,structural,electrical and mechanical engineers.They all charge a fee for their services.
3)Construction cost:This refers to the cost of building materials and labour cost.
4)Statutory charges:This include fees charged by the Area Planning Authorities for approval of building plans.
5)Miscellaneous:This include customary rites paid to the land owners e.g bush entry etc.

All the aforementioned costs put together,constitute the cost of building a house.

It is common knowledge that of the three basic needs of man-food,clothing and shelter-shelter is unarguably the most expensive to provide.
Quite a lot of people desirous of shelter embark on building houses without a clear direction or with limited knowledge of the building procurement process.
There are key factors every prospective building owner need to consider before setting out on this journey.They include:
a)Counting the cost
b)Site selection
c)Types of dwelling
d)Engaging an Architect

......To be continued.
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Dasini:
This dude that said someone just called that PDP is leading somewhere is an addicted liar, accreditation will still be on by now, have been part of the process before, you have to end accreditation before voting can commence. This is just 9am, for those who know the process am sure will agree with me that it can't be so. How did you know a party is leading when they have not voted not to talk of finished. These are the people who write nonsense, in the next few hours you will see this same ediots saying they have rigged it, that the result cant be real. They are paid to raise unnecessary dust, to tag the other party as evil or riggers, whereas they are out for their evil. Funny enough, how many voters even come on nairaland, the market women and many other edo citizens don't even know if nairaland exist. Election is never won on nairaland, we have seen this from several past elections in this country that they make so much noise, but the end will justify the means.

Take it easy guy.The process has been altered slightly since the Bayelsa election.Now accreditation and voting go on simultaneously.

Tyche:
This is more realistic and progressive and will benefit the SE when rightly pursued.

Chima Osuji,who has an ibo father and akwa Ibom mom(Roseline Effiong Osuji) is also grandson of Ojukwu's second in command General Philip Effiong in the shortlived Biafra republic.

tolexy007:
Babs no worry urself again, all we are waiting for now is 2019, we will correct the mistake we made in 2015

Dream on.you think this president can be voted out just like that?I dey laff una.

TheGoodJoe:

Which one is hearsay again? I am giving my view and I do not expect a President who suffered a coup to fill his cabinet with people he does not trust.

It is not hearsay. It is simple logic.

Just as Mourinho suspected he suffered sabotage during his last reign at Chelsea.
I did not expect Mourinho to keep Ryan Giggs in a strong position in his coaching crew in Manchester United.

Mourinho chose an assistant he trust and who is close to him.

If
this can happen in football, how can we expect differently when it comes to governance.

It is better the President works with those he trust than feeling his cabinet with people he does not trust. Same goes to every other appointments.

TheGoodjoe is on this thread?Run Nairalanders,run!!The Feds are here!.

flyboi1:
Hello everyone. I am new here and about to start canada immigration process. Please has any one used the services of campbell cohen candana immigration lawyers?

I'm interested in the answer to this question.Has anyone used their services?

egobetatoday:
hhehehehehhhiohiohio ...eyahh...someone just bought the last one. its very scarce now with the rate at which people are buying it. pele, check back in two months time!

This is pure wickedness.You mean to tell me you SELL the wailers form?Ontop this bad economy?from people struggling to feed?There is no difference between you and this wicked govt.

willywasco:
Says no devaluation of Naira for now
Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Godwin Emefiele has urged Nigerians to brace up for the current economic realities as government would be forced to adopt some hard economic policies in line with the harsh economic environment as a result of low oil prices in the international market.
The CBN boss stated this yesterday during a press briefing at the bi-monthly Monetary Policy, MPC meeting in Abuja.
According to him, “It is imperative to brace up for a longer period of low government revenues from oil sources, which would necessitate hard and uncomfortable choices as the economy transits to more sustainable sources of revenue, consistent with the economic realities and strategic objectives of the country. In the circumstance, certain tradeoffs must be envisaged and duly accommodated.

- See more at: http://nigerianpilot.com/brace-up-for-hard-times-cbn-urges-nigerians/#sthash.PhoK4ncz.dpuf

Mr President leading by example

MaBuk:
Source
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/197527-breaking-supreme-court-upholds-nyesom-wikes-election-as-rivers-governor.html

When Dakuku heard the supreme court judgement affirmed Wike as governor.

I spent one week in portharcourt and the airwaves was bombarded with marketing of the wonder oil treatment from syntech global.They claim it can reduce ur fuel consumption to 50% be it in ur car,generator or gas cooker.Has anyone in the house used this product.How true are their claims.

thunder74:
APC said PDP ruined and destroyed Nigeria during her 16 years rule but surprisingly and hypocritically, presented former governors of PDP who were part of the 16 years 'misrule' in Kogi and Bayelsa as their best candidates.

Point of correction Prince Abubakar Audu was NEVER in Pdp.

Sile12:
A time to remember in Nigeria, can you share your experience going to banking halls, supermarkets/shopping malls, airport, churches, business organisations, schools, and encountering this nation wide. It was a hell then because you have to queue for your turn trying to have access to these places.
Saw these images on Pinterest, so I decided to share them. May we never experience such again IJN, Amen.

In memory of the victims.

ThankGod for Governor Amaechi.He spent N1.3bn and sent Ebola packing from Rivers state.