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I am 28yrs old now but the last time I fell in love with a woman was when I was a teen. I am worried because I think I need to build a relationship that might last towards marriage. I still have my normal erections as a man especially at night and the urge to Bleep comes from time to time however I can’t bring myself to loving any woman. I have dated girls in the past but for a year now everything just went cold for me in terms of relationship with a woman. Even the girl I am dating, I am not in love with her and it’s like she knows it but she won’t let go. Plus the relationship is a long distance open kinda affair so we rarely see.

When I see ladies these days, My own doesn’t go beyond mere admiration here and there but none of those women boom me at all.

I got a lady the other day but John Thomas wasn’t even standing. I guess I don’t like her. She comes around sometimes but mostly when I am tired and and stressed up from work so nothing pretty happens. I am just bothered, am I ok like medically? Is anyone in my shoes?

chiomadim:
I use to ask myself what's is the importance of mosquito in the eco system because I find out no matter how you try you can never completely eradicate those annoying little creatures. from my little research here is what I found out:

1.Mosquitoes are prey,and preys are very important in our complex eco system,the mosquitoes larvae in the sea bodies form those slimy greenish stuff that fishes and other aquatic creatures depend/feed on for survival. Everyone knows the importance of fishes in our diet and business. Water bodies would be empty without fishes that feed on larvae.

2.Mosquitoes aids in pollination of plants,they suck plants juices transferring one very tiny pollen from one plant to another. And we all know the importance of cross pollination.

3.Snakes, anthropoids,lizards,frogs,wall geckos etc prey on mosquitoes.

4.They were made to disturb the heck out of us. yes they are about 3500 species of mosquitoes transferring diseases to humans aside malaria there are other countless diseases transferred by mosquitoes.
According to WHO every year more than one million people die from mosquito related illness worldwide. So therefore mosquitoes help in population control. YES!!!!

So what's is the best method in the prevention of mosquito bites. Across the country the cost of mosquito insecticide is becoming unaffordable, aside the price,prolonged usage of insecticide is detrimental to health(I am not De marketing insecticide o). To me the best mosquito prevention method is the use of treated mosquito nets.

Sometimes I also take my time and physically eliminate them with my hands before sleeping.

Keeping the gutters and our environment clean is another way to eliminate mosquitoes.

N.B: Please if you have an idea of where people can get treated mosquito nets,drop the info in the comment section.
Written by me chiomadim

Did u say, mosquitoes are those greenish slimy stuff u find in sea bodies? what is sea bodies?? is it the ocean or sea that u refer to as sea bodies instead of water bodies? and BTW, who told u those greenish slimy stuff are mosquitoes larvae, who taught you that? Those are phytoplanktons or simply green algae!!! stop misleading people with your errors!! They form the primary production in aquatic ecosystems. Mosquitoe larvae are primary consumers feeding on phytoplanktons and maybe tiny crustaceans!

DONT TALK ABOUT STUFF YOU KNOW LITTLE OR NOTHING ABOUT. GOOGLE WONT HELP YOU UNLESS YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE TAUGHT BY PEOPLE WHO KNOW IT.!!!

dangoteinlaw:
lol, what type of medical doc will u become?? Just like a doc with a gud handwriting, is that one even qualified?? this topic isn't really referencing as in 100% smelly guys or stuff, what it meant is like someone actually ruff lukin, how many Engineering guys even have time today rub cream... maybe u are right, those one with prolly like 4 co hovering their neck..they later come out with 3rd class lol...jk tho but get the jerk, this isn't about being 100% dirty but we just saying as in not that u dedicate all Ur life sweeping like an Anambra alosho,

What is this one saying sef? mehn u aren't making any sense.

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ekpeye:
Thats what FIDELITY does on online transfers. Until you go to the bank n make some explaining like the senders name n amount sent etc the money wont drop. But if it's cash deposit it will reflect immediately.

oh..really? its a fidelity account. but that's gross.. I need the money before Monday.

stnkembu:
There's a lien in the account. U'll need to contact ur bank to why the placed the lien on the account.

what is a lien?

please I need a banker to help me explain why I can't make withdrawals from my acc. the ATM keeps telling me I have insufficient funds. whereas I received a credit alert of a 100,000naira from my sis who stays overseas some days ago. why is the money in ledger balance and not in available balance? take a look at the SMS I received..

JARUSHUB:
Uchechi Moses


It is not a new thing anymore that you can work in various industries without studying the basic course required for the industry. Unless for specialised professions like Medicine, Law, Engineering, Law etc. Those disciplines and few others require you should the basic degree in the profession before practising. However, there are myriad of others where you do not have to study the course before practising. For instance, you can become an accountant without studying accounting. Ditto being a computer programmer without studying Computer Science. There are many others.

The business nay corporate environment requires graduates with the necessary cognitive abilities, creative thinking and a strong work ethic. These are not studied as courses in tertiary institutions. However, these characteristics can be found across disciplines. What does this imply? It does not matter if your first degree was in Biotechnology, you can work in a professional services such as PwC. With a degree in English and Literary Studies, you can work in the bank. Even with an engineering degree, you can work in a consulting firm and so on. You must not work in the industry related to your first degree. You can work anywhere you desire provided you fulfil the requirements of the role. Tertiary education teaches you how to become a well-rounded thinker. And with this, you can learn from any course and fit in any industry.

However, statistics have shown that the best and high paying jobs are in fields that are quantitative. That is, these fields require people who are numerate and comfortable with numbers. What this means is that: For you to get a job in such industries, you need to have at least an average understanding of mathematics. From being an aerospace engineer to an investment banker to computer scientist to a quant working in high-tech to artificial intelligence engineers to the geologist working in an oil field in the Arabian Desert. The highest paying jobs have one thing in common: You must know mathematics. Not knowing it reduces your chances of earning a good amount. Unless you have skills of a top athlete or entertainer, both which are rare. However, not everyone can be a Tiwa Savage o Mikel Obi.

The Nigerian labour market has become extremely competitive in the last few years (it has always been, but has just gotten extreme). The best jobs are domiciled in few industries and tend to require a numerate background to get them. One instance is in aptitude tests. Aptitude tests do not test your knowledge of what you studied, rather it tests your aptitude. And these tests, ranging from Dragnet’s organised tests to SHL to TalentQ to the PST or Saville, have quantitative sections or popularly known as numerical reasoning. Although, McKinsey’s PST requires logic not mathematics to scale through the test, logic is maths. Other notable sections include verbal and abstract reasoning. For an individual aspiring to get a good job, you must pass any aptitude test before going to the next stage. Guess what? The test assesses your numerical reasoning. You might say what about the verbal and abstract reasoning? Both are answered using logic, which is related to mathematics. What this implies is that you are likely to lose out of the competition for good jobs not because you are not qualified, but because you do not know mathematics. When I mean mathematics, I mean the basics. Talk about ratios, percentages, fractions, simple and compound interest etc. Which is why engineering graduates tend to surpass this stage due to the analytical knowledge acquired over the years. Also, not forgetting fellows from the pure sciences (Chemistry, Physics and Mathematics).

Note: Biology does not teach you mathematics. At most, biostatistics which is very minimal in mathematical pedagogy.

It is easier for a first class graduate of physics to get a job in McKinsey and Company than a counterpart from Sociology. Why? Physics is a numerate discipline and the knowledge aids the physics fellow to scale through the PST. Same applies across other firms in good paying industries

Finally, it is important for current students, job-seekers and even those in secondary schools to have a good grasp of mathematics. As this knowledge, no matter how little, will aid them during job search and career. Do not hate mathematics, your future lies in it.


http://www.jarushub.com/getting-good-jobs-why-you-should-learn-mathematics/

You didn't have to run biology down in order to make math look like a little god. Math is dry not necessarily more difficult than biology. Math is found in every field of science no matter how little. And making money doesn't need a lot of maths. As biologists, we are okay with the little mathematics we know. I am very sure u are a dummy in biology. BTW, u need high cognitive and retentive memory to be sound in biology...I am a molecular biologist.

9isguy:
I won't argue with you

I am sure u didn't study anatomy so why should u argue with me.!

9isguy:
If you can't get MBBS, then go for Anatomy...then get d Fvck out of the country

u are not serious. anatomy is the worst course on earth!!!

Princedapace:
Not free na and u know most Nigerians dont like paying for stuff. Which ever way, I learnt everything by ma self. It may take u longer time though because it took me longer time to find out what best works. It is left for u shaaa.

please can u send me your number. I need to chat with u asap. I have a business deal for u

mkpo ase ba o. Now how does this change the price of tomatoes and onions this Christmas season.

MXrap:
Stupid I.diot, post their profiles to prove me wrong.

I will prove you wrong over and over again. here is the link. For cardinal Ekandem: ordained cardinal on 16th April 1976. read the link below

https://googleweblight.com/i?u=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Ekandem&grqid=PWjPuGsq&hl=en-NG

For cardinal Arinze: ordained cardinal on 25th may 1985. read the link below..

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Arinze

MXrap:
Anambra born Francis Cardinal Arinze was the first Vatican ordained cardinal out of Africa.

HBD

Shut the fuckup and stop spreading falsehood. It was cardinal Ekanem from Akwa Ibom State. He died many years ago. This anambra people enhh.. I just pity una life. una too like to dey claim any better thing wen nor be una own.

I have been wanting to ask this question, how do I save when I have needs not wants that can be met with the money? I mean like necessities that cannot wait.

How do I save when my income is far below my bills? I mean real bills not luxury.

My question is this, was money not meant to solve my needs especially needs that are unavoidable? How do I shove these needs aside and save when I know that I will still have to pay for these needs now or later?

To me, everyman should save when he or she is able to take care of key necessities rather than jump into savings and then watch the bills accumulate all because u wanna "save"

Philipmems:
I apologize for my behavior and I take back all the words I said to you.. you are truly intelligent. And I made a first class too.

I should be the one making apologies. I am sorry sir for all the insults. You are great!! and I wished I had a first class.

I missed a 2:1 narrowly for reasons too grievous to mention. But all the same I am doing fine and better than most people of my status and income. I look forward to a better life notwithstanding.. coz papa God has got my back. He knows my name and he knows my every thought..

Thank u..hope we will be friends now.

Philipmems:
It obvious you are sick and lonely, and wish you were abroad like some of your peer's in whom you might be more intelligent than, considering your myopic level of worthless intelligence. But the truth is your destiny has been aborted and you are now a tool for the dark side. I call your country a dungeon because it is an exact fit for miscreants like you.

Get out of here. I am done talking with u.. stop quoting me. every form of intelligence is important. No intelligence is worthless. I am intelligent simple and thanks for the compliment.

I will go overseas when I want to. perhaps when I am done with my medical degrees.

stop this gibberish and get back to work.

and finally I like you sir and I appreciate the fact that you said u have a first class. I like intelligent people if truly u have a have first class. please let's be men and stop. I don't like us sounding this way and exchanging words in a public forum like ladies.

Philipmems:
The wicked shall know no peace.. you are a dummy. Sleep, how can you sleep when you are not sure if this is your last journey. Hahahaha... I 'd rather be in a white man's land than your dungeon where you have no basic amenities for existence. You are a miserable disgrace, you should be ashamed of yourself for your failure. .. the so called watered down education you have was from the research of a white man, so you lick the white man's ass even more. America can practically destroy Nigerians economy so you lick the white man's ass. The truth is you lick it more, with the shit included, because you are at their mercy. I am having so much fun here. Fortunately the staphylococcus binding with your cells will eventually get you. Oh yeah you don't need a first class to be rich but you need a conducive environment, which you don't have. That's why you sell books in the hope that your village god will smile on you... but you were doomed from birth, the mark of aborted and premature destiny has always been on your forehead and will extend beyond you. People are breaking boundaries with technological advancements you there publishing useless journals from people's academic work. Mumu... open your eyez.. and see how far your peers have gone ahead of you. For your information I use the word Wealth meaning all round enjoyment, not just money. FYI i made money many year ago, I am wealthy now.

Did u take your medicine today? a piece of advice, please go find a therapist.. especially a psychiatrist. u are loose up there and I am tired of telling u to listen to yourself..

please leave me alone. I am sane and I am sick and tired of chatting with a lunatic!!

Remain a white ass licker and let me live in my Third World country..i now see why the whites see Africans as slaves. Your type are the ones giving us away. Your people are here. Your village is here and yet you call it a dungeon. Mr man u are not alright. You need help. First Class material sounding like this? God forbid!!!!

Philipmems:
Please don't go yet... you are sounding very miserable and I understand your pain, if I were you I will feel the same way. It's unfortunate that after all your education you can hardly make ends meet. This is just the beginning of your suffering, things will look so bad for you henceforth you will wish you never had this back and forth with me. You staphylococcus infected host. You sound very angry and envious that I had a first class and you did not. Really sorry for you and your 3rd world education.

Shut up, I don't need a first class to be rich. and shut up again coz I don't need to be in a foreign country to make money. You are a busy body white ass butt licker. Your foreign education has impoverished your mindset. emancipate yourself and you will receive true wealth from God who blesses everyman not minding who they are and what they do. stop trying to predict my life coz u have no inkling about what will happen tomorrow.

I am not poor and staphylococcus is not a disease. it's a microbe, a causative agent of a disease. I wonder what First Class u are talking about, jeez.. leave me to enjoy my sleep. I know u ve got no sleep coz u must work round the clock in a white man's land to make that silly money that is swelling your head. slave suave!!

Philipmems:
I don't care how many books you have published or written, you are poor don't you get it. You are poor. I sorry for the people when they read your book or material. You are a liability to yourself and a failure to your generation. When I was your age every semester I made the dean's list, i was on a full scholarship , even upto my MSc. If your IQ is anything to go by, schools abroad will be searching for you for a scholarship. You are a waste to the human race, a disgrace to Nigeria.

You are so pained. I have driven u crazy.. look at u..u sound like a loser, a failure. Rich men don't sound like you. if u are rich, it's by mistake and it's only a matter of time, and boom.. u will go back to default poor you. that scholarship wasn't for someone like u if at all u got it. You don't sound like a first class material. I speak better English. I have a better way of seeing life than u. You haven't seen life. Obodo oyibo miss road! that's who u are!! I am out..

Philipmems:
I am so glad I am getting under your miserable infection filled skin... you are not writing any fiction you have staph infection, own up to it and get help.

Hahaha. .getting into my skin indeed and you will find your way into my diary soon.

I wanted to send u a link to see some of my published books and perhaps my awards but no need. You have low IQ, u won't still comprehend. so keep on ranting about whether or not I have staph infection and how I shud get help while I am here laughing at your stupidity and failed attempt to downgrade me. buffoon !!

Philipmems:
Hahahaahaha.. fictional writer with a staphylococcus infection
The money I make in 2 weeks will feed your generation for years... You said you have staphylococcus infection you should be proud of your achievements. An empty drum sadly makes the loudest noise. Use the legit insults I have been dishing to you to propel yourself to achieve greatness for future endeavor.

look how you are fumbling..u can't even comprehend what I am trying to tell u coz of your stupidity. Mr elephant Mugu that write-up is fiction. it's not about me. it's fiction.. don't u get it? How can u believe every post u read on s diary? which part of the world are you coming from

Philipmems:
Hahahaahaha.. fictional writer with a staphylococcus infection
The money I make in 2 weeks will feed your generation for years... You said you have staphylococcus infection you should be proud of your achievements. An empty drum sadly makes the loudest noise. Use the legit insults I have been dishing to you to propel yourself to achieve greatness for future endeavor.

That's mere fiction shut up! I am a fiction writer. I do fiction for a living. If u believe everything u read in a diary then u are a dickhead and u are pitiably gullible.
look at yourself, jumping to my profile to go read up my post so u cud drag it down here and win a cheap worthless argument. u sound like a little brat bitch lady not like a man. shame on u for this failed attempt. I doubt if you have quality education and legit money like u claim coz u won't brag about it. actions speak louder than words.
gerra of my way..i was even thinking u are matured, didn't know I got myself chatting with a big elephant baby. I make legitimate money and I am okay with it..and who ever told u I need help. .you are just a dummy.

Philipmems:
LoL... Thank Goodness I am not your friend, but I will advice you to make sure you take good care of your Staphylococcus infection because it is obviously affecting and degrading your brain cells. Low life. Fortunately I have wealth, so I don't need to brag because people like you might need my help someday, unfortunately arrogant non-entities like you don't deserve anything good. I am not better than every Nigerian but I know I am better than YOU clown. "obodo oyibo miss road emigrants" lol... very funny, I must say you are getting creative. .. when and if you ever get out of the dungeon let me know, then we can have a conversation. For now keep on hating I need that energy.

That's mere fiction shut up! I am a fiction writer. I do fiction for a living. If u believe everything u read in a diary then u are a dickhead and u are pitiably gullible.

look at yourself, jumping to my profile to go read up my post so u cud drag it down here and win a cheap worthless argument. u sound like a little brat bitch lady not like a man. shame on u for this failed attempt. I doubt if you have quality education and legit money like u claim coz u won't brag about it. actions speak louder than words.

gerra of my way..i was even thinking u are matured, didn't know I got myself chatting with a big elephant baby. I make legitimate money and I am okay with it..and who ever told u I need help. .you are just a dummy.

Philipmems:
Mr lecturer ranter... you cannot educate me on the Domains and Kingdom's of life. I know all bacteria and archaea are prokaryotic... if only you can look beyond your myopic ego you will see that I did not say you were wrong.. I promise you that there is nothing YOU can educate me on..Nothing, so please keep your Nigerian education to yourself, I am really not interested in a 3rd world education. You have the effrontery to tell me I am Ranting, who are you... where do you fit in the food chain? I will not dignify your further insolence with a response.

My friend shut up and let me hear something with this silly self pride of yours. who told you I have a Third World education and even if I do what makes u think u beta off? oh because u are in some foreign country and making some foreign money, u suddenly think u are better than everyone in Nigeria. I pity you.. go and sit down jor. people wen get money nor dey brag!! all this obodo oyibo miss road emigrants.

Philipmems:

Haba... please na..make I show people for naira land say I go school na. All bacteria and archaea are prokaryote, simple, small, single cellular, no organelles, do not have membrane enclosed nucleus inside.
... no fall my hand oooo.

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u don't even understand what I am asking u and here u are ranting. u said "prokaryotic bacteria" as if there is an eukaryotic bacteria. it is like saying "Nigerian Lagos" as if there is any other Lagos apart from the one we have in Nigeria.

So your mistake is in using two words that bear close resemblance to refer to the same thing. U shud have just said "bacteria" and that is all. all bacteria are prokaryotes, so no need of saying "prokaryotic bacteria" I hope and pray u under it this time. it's like saying eukaryotic protist or fungus, not necessary at all.

Philipmems:
Hmmm... it could be algae (eukarya) or prokaryotic bacteria multiplying rapidly in the river or a company dumping chemical waste into the water ways. Concluding that it is blood without scientific analysis is just IGNORANCE. Who's blood? Blood of the forefathers. ..

which one is prokaryotic bacteria again. is there any bacterium that is not a prokaryote?

Shorter men look good in their own way. If you're a bit on the shorter side, it shouldn't hinder you at all at least when it comes to style.

It's important to remember that just because you are short, that doesn't mean you have to look short. And being short isn't a disadvantage at all. Forget those things you hear or see everyday in the media and other places. Tall people have issues too..

A lot about height has to do with perception, and your clothes are on the front lines as far as changing that perception. In the interest of maximizing your height, here are seven style tips that will help you look taller than your DNA intended:

1. Stick to a Monochrome Palette
Wearing a monochrome color scheme, where you contrast shades rather than colors, will streamline your look and help create an illusion of height. And the darker the better, although steer clear of all black, as it will actually make you look shorter. If you do mix colors, or even shades, keep the darker ones on the lower half of your body and the lighter ones up top. It will create a lengthening effect by drawing the eye upward.

2. Avoid Baggy, Low-Waisted Trousers
Sagging your pants may be in for the under-20 set, but that doesn't make it right. And that goes doubly so if you're short. You'll want to wear your trousers at your natural waistline in order to maximize your leg line. The appearance of longer legs is a major factor in looking taller. Also, make sure you go for a slimmer cut trouser with a smaller trouser rise (the distance from the middle of the crotch seam to the top of the waistband), as that will help make your legs look longer too.

3. A Blazer Is Your Best Friend
A fitted blazer or suit jacket will do a couple of things for you. First, it will help build up your shoulders, which adds height. Also, by keeping it buttoned, ( listen to Tom Ford and always keep your jacket buttoned ) it will create a slim silhouette that will make your chest look bigger and your waist look smaller, which will create both a slimming and heightening effect. Make sure your top button (on a two-button jacket ) is above your navel to make your torso and legs look longer, and go with a shorter cut on the jacket.

4. Find a Good Tailor
A good tailor is a necessity no matter your height, but it's especially essential if you're short. Fit is everything when it comes to looking taller, and you'll need an expert to help you accentuate the right lines and hide the bad ones. Most off-the-rack men's clothing (at least with American brands) is designed a little boxier in order to fit as many body types as possible. So, if you don't have a good tailor, your clothes will likely be loose and loose clothes make you look shorter. Even worse, subconsciously people will think you're too small to buy clothes that fit. So get a good tailor and tell him you want to look slim and tall.

5. Make Sure Your Shirt Doesn't Pass Your Hipbone
If you're short and wearing a button down shirt, you should be tucking it in 90 percent of the time. It will give you a slimmer line and make your legs look longer. But, if you absolutely have to un-tuck, or are wearing a shirt designed to be un-tucked (like a T-shirt), make sure that the hem doesn't go past your hipbone. Anything longer and it will swallow you up and make your legs look stubby.

6. Don't Wear Short Sleeves
So much of what you wear creates an optical illusion, and one of the weirder ones is that short sleeves will shorten your arms. If your arms look short, so will the rest of you. Instead of a short-sleeved button down then, wear a long sleeved shirt and then cuff the sleeves. This will create an unimpeded line that will make your arms, and as a result your body, look longer.

7. Keep Accessories Simple
In order to appear taller you want the eyes of whoever's looking at you to sweep upward. The more someone's eyes sweep upward, the taller they'll register whatever it is they're looking at. And to maintain that upward sweep, avoid anything that will draw their attention below your chest. Steer clear of flashy shoes, flashy watches, and big belt buckles (actually, you should try to avoid belts altogether). And if you absolutely have to have some flair, maybe go with a hat or a bright pocket square . But just remember this mantra: The lower you go, the simpler, and darker, you should go, too.

please let them do. I will be so happy... contact me if they do please.

I want to enroll for msc in cell biology and genetics in unilag for 2017/2018 session and I want to find out if application form is on sale yet?

secondly, how is msc like in unilag? I need an insider to tell me the duration and academic standard and facilities in dept of cell biology and genetics, faculty of science. thank u..

please can someone tell me if unilag has started selling her post graduate admission forms for 2017/2018 session? secondly, how long is the duration for masters in cell biology and genetics in unilag?

emmasege:
If I had the power, I'd scrap the two courses as degree programmes in Nigerian universities. They are only meant to be taken by medical students.

God Will punish whoever introduced those courses for bsc degrees. I almost died reading anatomy. after school, ppl will be like so were do u fit in? And u will be like, I don't know o"