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SlimBrawnie:
I've Been silently following this thread while in the TTC thread. Hoping I'd someday join you guys here.

I got a BFP last night (tears of joyyy). I'm 4wks gone today.

Please welcome me and advise on what to do.

Congrats once again. You shall enjoy your stay here until 9 months. Start with 1 folic acid a day as you have already been advised.

Happy birthday Ekashilo and mummykryti. Sorry it's coming late but my wishes for both of you is that this faithful God will remember you and smile down on you with twins and triplets according to your hearts desires.

And this same prayer goes for every GTC mama here in Jesus name. Amen.


Congrats SlimBrawnie, the Lord will see you through your nine months of pure bliss and you shall bring forth like the Hebrew women.

Liftedhands:
the guilty runneth when no one chaseth

I tell you mama. Na now I understand why fowl dey run when im mess

zaynie:

Pumps my chest
Walks about with my padded shoulders and my crown on my head

Zaynie stop forming fake akpu obi with pumped shoulders and rubber crown. Who u wan deceive with all that gragra?
Empty barrels making the loudest noise. Abeg comot for road before I jam u

zaynie:
Even the ancestors of this thread cannor ask me for report .
Is it not here we did party like no tomorrow, everyday party party party?
We used the tomatoes for party
The petrol to power the gen

The hectares of land were given to me privately as intention for betrothal for Atinuke.

Bad belle wee nor kee you o!
Say Amin!

So na you dem wan send? Na who know who dey do Persin!
Ties my wrapper
Reties my wrapper
Removes my gele and ties it on my waist
Nobody shuu hold me

Grabs Liftedhands by her bra straps
Bites her .....pauses in action....you don baff today ?

I just checked with Liftedhands and discovered that you did not even get close to her with all your boasting of biting and grabbing by the bra.
Just go on your knees and thank your stars if not, wetin for happen to u for make headline news today.
Na so Dem dey form big woman stealing buying fake ice cream and pastries that do not belong to them.
Your lil secret is already gushing out. Go and bring the tomatoes and monthly dues eh...
And don't forget the hectares of land EFCC and SARS target

ayabadamilola:
Zaynie zaynie... you know we go way back? Don't make me tell people your liru secret, let these people be!


Or else... *wicked laugh and drums fingers on imaginary table

Mama spill... she does not deserve any mercy at all.

ayabadamilola:
Well ...well... well! Joomie... how nice to give yasef nickname. Oshoko you say? Jagaban here... nice to meet you! And it will be to give you all ticket to November, don't ask me how (I have goons in high places)


In other nice news, whyworryPH and BlessedDiva... join me

I know it's only September that can cook such sumptuous meal and invite November to eat because we also sabi better food.

Go bless you mama. The meal no be here. I nearly bite my fingers sef. October sorry eh, you can soak garri with palm kernel nuts. All join

Joomie:
their type of cat( as they claim ) is Tom in Tom and jerry.

Thank God say u know say jerry dey fear to openly come out where Tom is. That is what you should be doing when you see November.
Hide!!! Or else...

zaynie:
Kikikikikiki
Where is the cat?

The good news is that the rat no matter how big will always be afraid of the cat.

Thanks for accepting that you are a rat and you know what people do to rats e kwa?
Watch and see

PrincessKF your baby is looking like I should just collect him and keep as mine . Congrats on taking good care of him.

Joomie and Zaynie, it is expected that the mice have a field day when the cat is away.
So, I understand why you two are enjoying yourselves.

In case you are wondering where we are, we went for a convention and will be back soon. We are not disorganised as October that has 23 members but only show 4 people. We gather and strategize on how to remain in good health a carry more October team mates.

It's one of such conventions that had us taking one of your members earlier this week and luring Liftedhands who has already said she feels like porting to the winning team.

Enjoy your fame and freedom while it lasts cos it certainly won't last for a long time.

ayabadamilola:
This Joomie too get mouth sef :-/
Hope you never forget say September senior you? While we were kpekusing, aunty flo was still visiting you. Keep calm and respect your elders!

The eagle has perched on tomato tree...

Mama please remind her o. Na so Dem deg disrespect their senior come dey expect November to respect them.
Mtchewwwwwww

Joomie:
which winning team, September or November?. You pipo are doing 2 against 1. But my good God is making the 1 (Team October) stand taller than the two of Una combine togeda.

Team October sing with me,
Christian seek not yet repose,
Hear thy guardian angel say
ye are in the midst of foes
Watch and pray!

Ehe, they are now bringing God into this matter. My people talk say "I no dey ask God to help me for person wey I fit beat".

Biko free us jare. We love September because they are not oppressive like October mamas. Which is why we no dey even drag seniority or winner with them.
But u see October, hmm... Na we and una for this thread.
Continue singing with your team

Anitaamich:
Officially team November.. FTM, edd is 14th November.. just entered week 12 and MS and nausea no be here, no appetite and to drink ordinary water na wahala.

U are highly welcome our wonderful mama. Here you are treated like a queen and you shall carry your bundle of joy supernaturally and bring forth at 9 months.

Make yourself at home and enjoy being on a winning team.

BlessedDiva:
Mama Ayauche, as they no wan gree for September mamas their senior, trying to intimidate the 2 teams, we too no go gree, we can be butter like that but we can be razz too

Tell them teamie

Ayauche:
October and November mamas abeg don't use laff kill person ooo but e be like say November mums no wan gree for senior October ooo.

Team June I hail una. The kain hunger I feel dis days ehhh

I like it when people see that November is clearly winning this fight. Thank you so much for saying the truth as it is.

The hunger is a good sign. U can also extend sisterly love by sharing with some hungry October mamas

ayabadamilola:
Don't be neutral biko, join the winning team! How's Ekene my sugar berry?

Thank you my special winning mama. Let her port like she has been meaning to. She will be happier for it

Sansa143:
Joomie,whyworryPH,zaynie,BlessedDiva and all Oct n Nov mamas,oya make una come carry puff-puff.Mama Ekene @Liftedhands,u ma follow.Hope it will go round

Mama thanks. But next time, put it in separate plates because October mamas have already rushed everything in their hunger.
Na beg I take beg u.

zaynie:
Dem go tear your bra o!


These November mamas are so razzzzzzzzz


Sidestep over her

Please tell your Goldenheart002 that we are that razz. Na tearing of pant and bra plus wig we dey do.

wholesomegrace:
whyworryPH
zaynie

allofyou shd come out and show ya bumps in catwalk style jor

Lets see who slays most

Ejo (talk) is too much

Mama didn't u see the group photo we took?
Zaynie said most of us are not yet in the 2nd trimester and so no bumps yet.

That's why you can't really see our bumps yet cos we keep fit and are still looking attractive as contained in our group picture.

Please ask team October to present their true pixure and not a 3rd trimester picture. Abi den don fly enter am?

Maybe pimples have finished there faces and they are ashamed to show themselves with their growing bump.

4realwoman:
Bumpy Tuesday.
35weeks today
Who made it possible?
GOD MADE IT POSSIBLE
Thank you Jehovah for everything.

Congratulations to our own special mama. We can't wait to hear your BS in a few weeks time.

Goldenheart002:
I will let dis slide

I ain't afraid of you. Bring it on. I'm out for you since you have decided to join October against us

BlessedDiva:
Yes dearie it was so much fun, we do this every month yea? till we drop our supernaturally blessed cute babies, yeah we rock, enough to eat and drink. We won't give @Joomie and @7zaynie till they learn how to dress well and pose

I tell you. Yesterday was mad fun! Can't wait for next month's get together.

BlessedDiva:
You have Indirectly uploaded you and your October team razz photos I can see you Joomie and zaynie, even the razz friend of the team @Goldenheart002

Teamie how u take know? You hit the nail on the head. Na the 3 of them grab their friend pose for the pixure.

Liftedhands:
I don modify the post I'm for everyone and for no one ...but you know Ekene was born in November and e be like say I wan port sef

I no talk am? Ewo! Zaynie won't find this porting funny at all at all.

Mama u are not making a mistake at all. Please port come our side mbok. Here, you will be treated like the queen that you are.

Zaynie and joomie please stop crying. It is well inugo?

zaynie:
Where you from come?
You don forget say you sef be TeamOct?

Hahahahaha Kikikikiki Chai!
Mama Zaynie, isn't it high time u understood what's going on?
Your team mates are porting to November and the correct ones are seeing us for the real giant that we are.

Please stop harassing your team mates that have made a wonderful decision to be on our side biko.
Since u and Joomie have refused to see what others are seeing in us, continue, but leave others that are rooting for us u hear

Maryam1234:
Yesterday's meeting was awesome,I can't wait for the next#Anticipating.

Yes teamie. It was outta of this world. October mamas can copy from us since they are good at copying people's pix and claiming it is their own.
Biko, hope you got home early after the get together?

Xzandy:
Chai Madam Zaynie

This your Terry G white glasses fine o heard you can use it to do scan sef

Is it Gucci or Prada I think Joomie needs one.

I think it's gucki ultrasound scanner eye glasses. Mama Joomie has her own as well

BlessedDiva:
Yes here we are! Thanks teamie for posting that groupie we took. Now I can see ma humble fresh self and my freshest teamies here repping.
Sweet mamas r us

You are welcome my blessed mama. It was fun yesterday at the get together, wasn't it? So much to eat and drink. Make I stop before some hungry team will start asking for our next get together

Debbiemma:
BA i welcomed my prince yesterday evening.team april

Congratulations mama and a warm welcome to your prince. May the Lord continue to provide for you to take care of him and your family. Well done and all glory to God Almighty.

Goldenheart002:
See them, make una quick identity una selves for d foto! E be like say na d cappo dey front

Since you no wan keep quiet, receive some sense

BlessedDiva:
They are even ready to born tmrw oo

I thought they were in 2nd trimester o
Didn't know they were already in 3rd trimester.
They can copy for Africa. They probably stole I mean, 'collected' the pix of the remaining April mamas waiting to bring forth.
October pls get us real picture
Cc Zaynie and Joomie

zaynie:
I see Whyworry with the sweet in her mouth. Shortie mama
Vannywealth is at the front, this your blue hair na to die for
Blessediva is second in line, you go borrow me the glass o and this your leggings sef. I get party this weekend to rock am
The next is Xzandy ShipJumper.....

That's where you got it wrong basketball player. Your supporter used your own picture to claim that we are the ones.
Please take a look below and find our group picture.
Mind you, I said 'group' and not like yours that your team has 23 members and u got a pix of 4 heavily pregnant women to lay claim to.
I laugh in Swahili