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Joomie:
awon calories calculator. U no go chop wetin u wan chop clean mouth.
Oya, i wan chop 15 wraps of pounded yam with crocodile meat, how many calories dey there.

Choi mama Joomie I know say as you hear food you go land. Where have you been? Didn't you miss me and my teamie BlessedDiva and sweet mama Ayabadamilola?

I believe you have rested enough and I think we should start our 'fight' again as the thread needs some fun. What says you and trouble seeker Zaynie?
Concerning your 15 wraps of pounded yam and crocodile meat. I just tried calculating the calorie and for the first time my calculator was showing 'error...error'

Please tell me, should I make you something nice so that you can forget this kind food or should I branch mama Nkechi restaurant?

I need u to eat before we start. Go and call your supporter and tell her what's on ground.

BlessedDiva:
Looòol see calculations as we are looking for justification to eat. nne let's eat you hear but not every day like you suggested......I used 2 kitchen spoons, the big one for cooking o but sha I'll make one kitchen spoon today I won't prepare it tmrw again till after 2 days, it's the only food I like now, hard boiled egg is another.
Good morning luv, hope you got my mail now.

Nne no one can stop me from eating this delicacy. It is so light and exactly what I crave for. And yes, I got your mail now. Will respond shortly

BlessedDiva:
Ok it was because when I sent it you weren't online, I'll send it now.

My dear NL tire me o. I didn't get a second mail from you. I don't know why mine is different.

BlessedDiva:
Chim oo this is not fair, was planning to make another one today and I'm already very big, added 4kg in the 1st trimester
What to do now?

Lol. But come to think of it, since one tablespoon of raw pap contains 91 calories and you used 2 tablespoon for 7 wraps (5 that you ate and the 2 u remained for hubby ), then that would be 182 calories which isn't bad.

I think you are safe to go along with it. Just try to eat it every other day and not daily

And that means I can actually go ahead with my 4 wraps of white agidi with pepper soup at once since you used 2 spoons to get 7 wraps. What do you think?

Here is where I read it.
http://www.africanweightloss.com/2011/07/calories-in-ekopap.html/

BlessedDiva:
Thanks dearie abeg leave the O team jor, them be longa throat mamas, they would have finished my agidi sharp.
but really at the bolded?
Jesu, see the new food I learnt that isn't making me nauseous or giving me heartburn chai

Nne I just read that 1 tablespoon of akamu contains 91 calories. And I use up to 3 spoons when making the white agidi. Now that I eat ip to 4 wraps, that means that I am consuming 364 calories just eating the white agidi. When you now add the pepper soup, it will be nearing 700 calories per meal. Hmm...

BlessedDiva:
Good to know you are fine sis and yes you are so right, we should exchange numbers. I just hope she's very well.
I'll pm you with my number so I can have yours too.
I have Xzandy's already.

Nnem please check your mail. I only got a notification from NL that you would like to message me without showing me the content of your mail.

I replied you with my email address so that you can reach me cos I didn't see the number you sent.

BlessedDiva:
Thanks dearie abeg leave the O team jor, them be longa throat mamas, they would have finished my agidi sharp.
but really at the bolded?
Jesu, see the new food I learnt that isn't making me nauseous or giving me heartburn chai

I really hope someone will prove me wrong. I read it when I was reading the early part of this thread. It's really sad that this light meal is going to be cut short cos of weight gain. Perhaps I will find time and Google the calorie content of corn or pap. That should clear this whole thing

BlessedDiva:
but me I ate 3 like that b4 devouring 2 more, remaining 2 for dh.

Nne u too much joor. U for ask October mamas if they would like some too

Me I used to buy the white pap and make white agidi at home. But I make use of the moi moi plates for mine and it set wella too.

So, I think that those that cannot buy the moi moi wraps yet can make use of the plate of they have. But the wraps will give you a better feeling of eating agidi jollof.

The woman that used to sell the white pap does not sell anymore so I resort to buying already made white agidi at N500 for 15 pieces. I make goat meat pepper soup and take it with it.

I can finish 4 wraps at once and would have even finished everything at once but read somewhere here that pap makes one fat and baby big. Don't really know what to do cos I can eat it all day without getting fed up or tired

BlessedDiva:
Teamie I hail you too. We are bouncing in the Lord.

@VannywealthDesi and WhyworryPh where are you mamas? Trust you are doing great.
Pls cappo come in say hi, we miss you.

Teamie I'm doing fine o. I'm just hibernating
I got a pm from VannywealthDesi which was sent to my email but what was contained in the mail was a mail from NL that she wanted to mail me. I replied that she can reach me on that email.
I haven't heard from her since then. I also hope she is alright.
I think it will make sense if we start exchanging numbers so that we can check up on any missing mama

So so sorry for your loss Irene670. I know the feeling all too well. But this faithful God will surprise you and grant you your heart desires in a short while.

Please stay strong and positive.

MumIbeji:
BA! BA!! BA!!!

My Princess made her grand entrance yesterday May 1st @10:45pm weighing 3.7kg with tear.

Father feeling fatherly, mother and baby doing fine.

Congrats mama. Welcome princess to our world.

queenfav:
wow.. That's a wonder o. I got the pregnacare today. These docs are just confusing. Mine said that for first trimester, 400mcg of Folic acid is ok, but it's even additional iron i need. So am taking pregnacare original and ferrous until my first trimester is over.

My dear, God will help us. If you carry out some research, you will get some results discouraging additional iron and zinc in pregnancy.

This is why you see pregnacare original stating boldly in the front that it contains moderate iron and zinc.

Anyway, stick with what your doc suggests. I'll discontinue with extra folic acid at 12 weeks and add other supplements as the doctors recommend.

Congratulations Lynda1. May the good lord bless and keep you and your lo and give you Hebrew birthing at 9 months. Amen.

sysengr:
BA.BA

Praise God with me for the safe delivery of my princess this morning at 9.35am weighing 3.9kg with tear. We are all doing great.

BS later.
Thank you all.

Safe delivery to the remaining April moms.

CC. Cappo PatKing.

Congrats mama. Your lo shall be a source of joy and happiness to you and your household.

queenfav:
Hahahaha, sis that's what i am doing o. I kukuma hate to wash clothes before, let him hire the help. But that soot doesn't get to my area , my uncle said d air there is very clean. I dey wonder wetin people mean cos i am yet to experience it.

I'm surprised that the soot isn't getting to Eleme axis since I don't stay too far from you (east west Rd before tank) and yet the soot is annoying in my area.

Really surprised.

SlimBrawnie:
Thank uuuu
I've gotten the folic acid (Dr Meyer right?).
Thanks alot

Any brand is Ok.

queenfav:
Wawu... Thanks a lot sis, i am getting mine today. Am always very cold in d morning *crying

Welcome to the world of morning sickness
But it's all good cos it tells you that your body is preparing well for your baby's needs. Your body is working hard to produce the baby's placenta.

Hopefully, it should get better in d second trimester or even earlier than that. Mine seems more like evening sickness but isn't steady. I can feel good for complete 4 days with huge appetite. When I start worrying that the signs are no longer there, the thing will remember me and take my taste buds or make me feel lazy and sleepy all through.

I'm hoping that yours will give u some breaks in between until 12 weeks when the placenta is completely produced and you start feeling more energetic and better.

Shemmyglo:
My God has done it again!

BA! BA!! BA!!!

I gave birth last night to a bouncing baby boy through VD. Mother and baby are doing very fine.

team May

Congrats mama. The Lord bless you and your lo.

queenfav:
Wow..thanks sis, will go back to d hospital tomorrow. Just to be clear sis, u are taking pregnacare and additional folic acid?

Thanks mamas @Xzandy, divinemandate, FloraEC.

Yes, I take pregnacare with extra folic acid. The good thing is that since I'm pregnant, the body will take the one it needs and get rid of the excess.
I am taking it because the doctors were like it doesn't contain enough folic acid. So, instead of stopping it, I started taking extra tablet along with my pregnacare.

I also did Google about it and found that many women did take it with Pregnacare especially for the first 3 months.

But the funny thing here is that we are all trying to act smarter than the oyibos.

I remember when my sister was pregnant with her twins in 2008, all she took was Pregnacare alone all through her pregnancy and her babies turned out great.

queenfav:
lol.. Hair donation loading!!! Thanks sis...Oga has already googled first trimester and told me about pregnacare. I am getting that tomorrow morning. Though it doesn't contain calcium, would i need to take that separately?

There re different views about taking calcium in the first trimester. I know that the basic is that folic acid and maybe that red round tablet that doctors usually write as part of the prescription. That's what my doctor wrote sha. But I'm only taking pregnacare original with folic acid.

I will stop taking the extra folic acid after 3 months and add calcium.
Other sabi mamas will choke mouth for the matter. But you are good with the pregnacare for now.

queenfav:
Hello mamas.. I dunno how to register here ooo. Doctor just confirmed that i am 4 weeks pregnant... Today has been a very happy day for me.. Pls I would be disturbing you all with many questions. Pardon me in advance being that am a newbie.

Welcome mama. We are here to help out in anyway we can. You van still donate the human hair as Ammy said

Meanwhile, you should start taking folic acid one a day. Or if you can afford it, you could go for pregnacare original or the one with omega.
Let's know if you have any question.

sexyjuly:
Goodevening mamas.please I need urgent answers on how I can reduce weight as I tend to be adding so much.is taking unsweetened Lipton advisable?I am 12weeks gone.

Teamie the time has not come for lipton as it contains caffeine which could be dangerous to early pregnancy as yours especially when not recommended by your doctor.

Please do not worry about your weight gain. I've come to understand that some pregnancies are like that. I didn't eat or gain weight in my last pregnancy as I am doing right now.

But then, you have to eat when hungry and not starve. If you're very concerned, you could try cutting down on the quantity you eat at a time. You can also go for evening walks to get some exercise in.

Leave the lipton for a much later time in your 3rd trimester as some believe it reduces the size of the baby.

Hope this helps.

ahnie:
Babe I like you.

Thank you love

zaynie:
21 mentions!!!!! Who I kill?

I don land!
The eagle has landed!!! Let all the bald headed vultures scamper away!
The lion is roaring, let all the PUSSYCATS run away with their tails between their wobbly legs!
The Shark is around, let all the Salmons find their way down into the deep blue sea!

Oya, have a slice of mango, I heard it cools troubled hearts @whyworryph

O ja won lara je
Kikikikikikiki

Welcome madam Eagle and Shark abi na shaku shaku. U still get case to answer come wan use mango bribe me. E no go work.

[quote author=nneejima post=67075800][/quote]Mama no offence meant but I was expecting you to point out which part of it wasn't a joke.

Life of a pregnant woman is full of good stuff and so anything that will relieve some of the stress from hormonal changes we go through should be welcomed.

These jokes help me count the days faster than I would have been able to do so.

Sweet mama please enjoy the joke and if u still find it offensive please point out which part. I won't hesitate to apologise to my rivals

BlessedDiva:
Buahahahaa God bless you teamie for feeding the 'hungry' olonga throat joomie and zaynie, i know you are nice like that. God replenish you.

Sweetheart what else can I do? Got to help the less privileged nah.

soonest:
She never gave account then or even afterwards. If you ask her she go call some senior mamas them, modath and snr beedam.
She never wanted to hand over sef, even when mspat abi na lioha was dragging the post with her. Chai zaynie, you eat alone and must face EFCC alone.
2015 was fun jare.

Thank you my people for coming out to expose mama Zaynie. Wonder what she will use as an excuse this time

missusadey:
Hello Mamas... How is the pushing ministry going? May we all deliver safely. And to our gtc mamas that have received their BFP, big congrats to you. We are expecting others.
I am currently 38+5 days gone and baby was engaged all through last week as I was feeling the head down in my pelvis till about 2 days ago when baby flipped and is now in breech/ sometimes transverse position.
Is there anything I can do to make the baby turn back head down as my hopes of having a VBAC is getting dashed?
Sabi mamas abeg chop mouth.
cc cappo mumsgirl27

Mama I need you to understand that God is in control over you and your lo. I don't know the chances of the baby turning at this point. But I do know that there is nothing God cannot do.

Of you can, start speaking to your baby to turn in faith and this ever faithful God will show up on your behalf.
Please don't lose hope and know that whatever happens, you are going to behold your bundle of joy with so much joy in your heart.

proudmom38:
Ashiri tin tu (secrets is opening )

Make I stay for one corner dey observe....
zaynie how market?

Mama her market don collapse yakata for ground.
She is already a suspect and EFCC and SARS have placed a ransom on her head for anyone that has useful information that could lead to her arrest.

Abeg mama Zaynie, where is your location? Forget our fight for today and let me in on your hideout.
I promise to give u some part of the money when you come out of jail

dunasy:
I have to share this...she is a personal person.....satisfy your tastebuds

@zaynie
@adorablewifey
@spakuls
@slimbrawnie.....welcome
@blesseddiva
@liftedhands
@ayabadamilola
@giddyperson
@oliran
@ahnie
@towerofgrace
@karyss
@sugarandspice...(not sure your are in our obodo Naija sha....)
@whyworryPH ( you and Zaynie I purposely mentioned to give you all the energy you sure need to be captain/asst captain as the case may be)

....other mamas too ...

Happy eating.....

Thank you mama. I'll probably order mine and for hungry Zaynie and Joomie.

I remember the first time I was driving to her house with my Cappo to fight her (Joomie) , she made sure she asked me to stop over at mama Nkechi and buy out the whole food.

Out of love for feeding the hungry and for God blessing us November mamas with enough cash, I bought her all she requested for.

I will continue to be nice like that. Wouldn't want them to faint on me during our usual fight.

sallygal:
BA!!BA!!BA.I WELCOME MY PRINCESS 27TH APRIL AT 4:10AM WEIGHING 3.5KG WITH TEAR,BS COMING SOON.
CAPPO..PATKING AND ALL MY APRIL MAMAS

Congrats mama. Your princess shall always be a source of joy and happiness to you.