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fruitbae:
Hello house!
Sorry for the late announcement. I thought I will be able to read through the pages I left behind but I just have to jump and pass and do this.

Birth Alert!
My prince arrived planet earth on 7th April via Emergency C section after three days of continuous labour and hunger.
I appreciate the Lord God for making me a mother after 5 years of waiting.
For everyone who helped out in one way or the other, I say a very big thank you.
We still need your prayers as I had a severe breakdown but we will survive.

Congratulations to mamas that have delivered, those waddling, God will make it easy for you.

BS might take a while but I will surely give it.
cc Cappo ElmaSpeed and PatKing.

Congratulations mama. The Lord will strengthen you for motherhood.

proudmom38:
Every parents/guardians should teach their children/wards, especially toddlers, very early on about PANTS rule.

Nice one mama. Thanks

VannywealthDesi:
Welcome to our newest member.

1) VannywealthDesi.............. 23rd Nov
2) Bukit05.............................. is 9th Nov
3) WhyworryPH......................23rd Nov
4) BlessedDiva ...................... 2nd Nov
5) Rushingwind05..................19th Nov
6) Ahnie...................................
7)Sexyjuly................................9th Nov

Welcome Sexyjuly or is it sexyNovember?
We are glad to welcome you to our spectacular team of great mothers. The team that gives October a run for their money.

Sit back and have fun. Don't forget to look for team October's trouble while at it

VannywealthDesi:
I bet you won't like aversion o. At least not this type of my own. If I'm repulsed by food, at least I shouldn't feel hungry na. But imagine always feeling hungry and not being able to just eat what every other member of the family is eating. Yours must be imported from far places.

Now I'm confused. But you are not helping matter with these your cakes cappo.

Joomie:
and u are eating alone. You chop alone, you shit alone

Ehe, mama nkechi joint specialist don come. Don't worry, I will invite you when next I start chopping

mrstheo:
Hello mamas in the house, have have been having contraction that comes 10min apart since 4pm.. when I check ma pant Liner I saw a brownish stain on it. I'm 39 weeks already...should I proceed to the clinic already or still hold on. I'm a FTM

As a FTM, I think you should head to the clinic since you are now 10 minutes apart. We await your successful birth story.

imagemate:
BA to God be the glory I welcome my Prince charming on 9-04-2018, but he is still In SCBU Bs late.

Congrats mama. You will soon have your prince in your arms.

BlessedDiva:
Wow this is epic feasting , nne just enjoy yourself, i dont think it will purge you if they didn't add too much potash. Now that you mentioned abacha I'm craving it but unfortunately nowhere to buy in this uyo....abacha ,dry fish and kanda choi, it is well with me this night

Chai sorry teamie. I didn't mean to 'wicked' you with the thought of abacha just as cappo did to me last night and this afternoon.

Don't worry, I will serve you special abacha during child dedication

VannywealthDesi:
It's normal. I'm the same way. I don't think it will reduce. My first pregnancy was a set of twins but I didn't eat as much as I'm eating now. My husband even testified to it.
My only bane is my aversion to quite a number of foods. You know when you're always hungry but can't just eat what's readily available. I must go get what I crave. It's a torment.

I pray this aversion will come cappo. My appetite is out of this world. Me think I am really eating for 3 and wouldn't mind if they are twins

BlessedDiva:
Lol it may turn to aversion soon, it happened to me too at 6/7 weeks I was craving and eating everything like I have hole in my stomach, never satisfied, I was always waking up at 2am to pee and eat but now I'm a lot better, I still eat though but I have aversion to so many foods. It"s the hormones I guess.

How I pray the aversion will come now now. If you see how I rushed indomie and egg with a sprinkle of beans this afternoon eh. Just as I finished it, I looked out the Window and saw abacha woman. Before I could hold myself back, I was already beckoning on her to come upstairs.
It was when I finished eating it that I remembered that I purged last week and started praying it won't repeat itself (though last week's purging wasn't from abacha)

DH is not helping as he buys things when coming back from work and before he will be done removing his clothes, I have finished everything.

VannywealthDesi:
Pele o! Sorry I caused that. Just manage this one so you don't go dreaming about cakes again.

Cappo why are you tormenting me like this? Do you know that since this week I have been eating like I'm eating for 3 people.

The worst is that after eating I still get hungry within minutes.

Please is this normal? I'm beginning to worry. I'm really worried about the rate at which I get hungry. Do you think that it will stop after a while?

VannywealthDesi:
Sorry. How was your night? I hope you slept well?

I was busy dreaming of different shades of cakes. I helped myself to a lot of them. Biko i'm covered with the blood of Jesus as I no come understand.

zaynie:
I never port go back before na. It can never happen ni.
Its either the baby comes 2 weeks before or right on time.
This baby will represent.
November preggies are just making noise.
They don't want to respect their elders
Even if it is by 7 days, I still first them know say I don get belle

The original trouble seeker is back. Don't worry. Time shall tell because this midnight prayers we are making cannot be in vain.

Choi! My Cappo you have finished me with this cake. How can you post this here knowing there are big belles waiting to devour any food on sight.

Now I can no longer sleep.

portable4real:
my birth story..

EPIDURAL IS BAE

Congrats mama. You lo will be a source of joy to your family.

BlessedDiva:
Too late mama, we got this now. You can't escape. Start preparing our assorted for us, your wonderful new team members #teamNovember

As If to say you know how I don already position myself for the eating and drinking. #teamNovember

[quote author=Adebayo4christ post=66651864][/quote]Thank you for swallowing your pride and pleading with her. My prayer is that this peace will last.

But you still need to have a heart to heart talk with her. She should know that her behaviour could lead you into something both of you will live to regret.

May the Lord's peace reign in your marriage.

Father Lord, this is April and we are all looking up to you to show us your mercy.

Daddy remember all GTC mamas on this forum and let your rain of BFP fall. Many are going through challenges in their homes because of this.

Many are at the verge of losing their marriage because of this.

Father, I know you are a faithful God that hates to see your children in pain.

I use myself as a point of contact together with other mamas in the pregnancy section to declare open the door of BFP in Jesus name, amen.

Daddy we vow to return all the glory to Your Holy name.

Thank You for answering, for in Jesus Holy name I pray, amen!!!

Prisca1993:
Hurray!!! it's my birthday , everyone please help me thank Baba God for He has been so good to me. even in my unfaithfulness, He has remained faithful.

Happy birthday mama. May the Lord give you the best birthday gift with your utmost desire. God bless you!

Adebayo4Christ, I feel your pain. No one wants to remain in a marriage filled with such hurtful words. But do not be ignorant of the vices of the enemy.

Was she like this before you thought of marrying her? If the change is kind of sudden, you may have to make some sacrifices and really pray for your marriage and God's intervention.

Then call her and let her know how you feel in the marriage. Hopefully, the Spirit of God will take over and restore your marriage.

If this fails, take it up with your pastors that can counsel you both preferably the one that wedded you.

Please don't be in a haste to opt out. God has got your marriage and will return your peace in Jesus name, amen.

zaynie:
Runs to do ablution!
Me sef and my teamies will start midnight prayer and fasting for this matter.

You no go fit escape this one. We don already start midnight and you still dey canvass for help from your team mates. It's on trouble seeker

BlessedDiva:
No fasting o cappo, this one we are all chopping like.....just midnight prayer things will do

I trust you. As you don carry your Blessing join this matter, it is already finished.

Joomie:
VannywealthDesi
WhyworryPH
BlessedDiva

We jump and pass o. Our market gidigba for ground. We don already collect mama Zaynie from you. How sweet victory tastes

VannywealthDesi:
Correct. We don be 3. I no know if the rest get strength to fast.

Hmm Mama Zaynie your case don enter midnight prayer o. As Mama BlessedDiva don join me and my Cappo, Mama Joomie had better start preparing send forth party for you.

The fight don enter another level now and we ready to tear pant and bra like mama Joomie because we dey kakaraka

VannywealthDesi:
I have marked this post oh! I go remind you.

I go dance skelewu and alanta dat day sef as trouble seeker, mama Zaynie presents us with one big pot of catfish pepper soup and 2 crates of malt for looking for our trouble and finally joining us.

Mama Joomie, no worry you hear, i go even invite you come dish a plate for you join. In fact, I guarantee you 2 bottles of malt

Joomie:
Anybody wey sabi this mama should come and carry her ooo. I dey tear pant tear bra ooo.
WhyworryPH, come and carry your capo oooo before i go chop beans and 1 crate of eggs for Una now. Na mess i go use scatter Una meetings.

Chai na so my Cappo don threaten team Oct Cappo and trouble seeker Zaynie.

Mama VannywealthDesi, abeg forgive. Make Mama Joomie no scatter our meeting with such mess because na hospital we go just land.

I take God beg you.

Congrats Mamas with the 3 months babies. Your babies are so cute.

zaynie:
Aye Aye Cappo.
We gallant!
Where you wan run enter? TeamSept wey no reach 5 or TeamNov wey still dey battle MS

TeamOctRocks

Trouble seekers.

Joomie:
Abi you are fearing that the fight will be messy after i don consume all the aforementioned consumables. Okay no fight again.

VannywealthDesi:
I no follow you o. This one wey constant hunger dey mama me, I no see road to go any person house go fight o. Come sit with me make we chop. *continues eating*

My Cappo don fall my hand all because of what babies do to big belle women. Anyway, since you don decide to drop for mama Nkechi joint to eat your own there, make I buy the take away and drinks take go give mama Joomie before she go forget say her team dey answer to her roll call.

Joomie:
I like 'fight' ooooo. Where i dey fight like did i dey tear pant tear bra. But as u kukuma talk say u carry car, branch mama nkechi joint, buy me two plates of pepper soup (1 cat fish, 1 offals)
Branch chukwudi, buy me i carton of hollandia strawberry.
Get me 1 pot of isi ewu from Nneka shop.
Nor forget to buy orijin zero.
Without all these things, if u like sit on my nose, i no go fight.

Choi! Mama dis fight don turn hunger satisfaction quest o. If I buy all these things, you go kukuma sleep afterwards.

Anyway, since your baby na my baby senior, I go do am for you and excuse you for the fight too before you fall on me with all that food consumption

amy43:
oh no body wants to help me, it's well

Sorry dear. I'm sure it's oversight. I have heard on this thread that baby dancing with hubby helps since sperm contains chemicals that can induce labour.

Also, try taking daily 30 minutes walks or climb staircase but please don't exhaust yourself doing. Do as much as your strength can carry you.

You will deliver safely in no time in Jesus name, amen.

Joomie:
WhyworryPH, i won't worry.

So make all of Una dey side eye us. We go still do our thing. October mamas rock. Take it or leave it

Me and my Cappo don already dey inside car dey come your house. We go iron am out there. Just make sure you keep enough kola since as big belle people, we go need to eat first before we start the "fight"

comtem2011:
Hope purging don stop o? pele

Yes ma. It has. Thanks for asking.

Joomie:
October team leads, others follow

I said it. They are already after me. Well mama, what would you say if some of you were to port to November? Will October still lead? Lol