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Wilson500:
Show us your world cup
Stop writing epistle
We no be Corinthians

Is it the same World Cup u morôns said wasn’t necessary for Messi when he hadn’t won it?

Sick people

Beverlyjean:
When Ronaldo broke Ali Daei's goal record ... the Argentine national team started to set up cheap friendlies for the National team to make sure Messi stat pads goals ... below are the friendlies they played b4 the goal record was broken and after the record was broken by Ronaldo ... the games marked blue are the teams Argentina played in friendlies b4 Ronaldo broke the record and the ones marked red are the ones Argentina started to play after Ronaldo broke the goal record... Next thing , his lying fans will say he is not in competition with Ronaldo... also , below are the teams their South American rivals Brazil have played during recent times ...for those lying fans that will wanna tell lies that those cheap teams were the ones available for Argentina.

The same way they started hosting the Copa America almost every year so Messi could win atleast his first international trophy 😂

Numerouno94:
Congrats to Lord Luxembourg aka goat wanna be who is found of Stats padding using the likes of Luxembourg, Faroe islands, Gilbatra, Estonia,Liechtenstein, Andorra, Bosnia, Armenia, Belarus, Romania, Lithuania, Latvia, Hungary, New Zealand.

Btw, Messi at 35 has won everything that needs to b won in football wit a whooping 43 trophies to his name and abt to bag his 8 Ballon d'Or, and his finally goin on a sabbatical leave in the US because he has finished football.

While an old papa Pendu at 38 who started football b4 Messi is still chasing shadows. He seems oblivious of wen to retire because he has not achieve nada yet. Such a pity.😭😭

Okpoko!! U mad Messi fans with this excuse of “CR7 started playing before Messi” Yet Messi will not even play up to 200 international appearances. Dude will even retire latest 37. Will that also be Ronaldo’s fault?


Consistency is what makes CR7 unique. Dude delivers at all times.

Baatunde:
You are not black but negro? So which of the two connotes slavery more?

Now let me teach u something small

There are 3 major racial classifications:
Negro, Caucasian and Mongoloid.... Negro are for dark skinned and broad nose, Caucasian for light skin with pointy nose and
Mongoloid is for the Asians with Slit Eyes, Yellow skin and round face.

The white man called u black because black is evil and wicked. While the color white signifies purity. So I refused to be called black.

Ever wondered how the name dark continent was given to Africa?

Juanmike:
Whenever is see then, to f.uck them go dey hungry me.

Same thing I feel whenever I stare at my wife. To devour her raw go dey hungry me

qtx:
oyibo weldon. You are still an african. Stop destroying the society pretending to be what you are not. You are black village Nigerian boy. Stop doing things trying "to be like".

You cant be whiter can the whites.

Nobody is whiter than the whites? And I’m not black but negro. I don’t subject myself to that slave language Black, u guys call yourselves.

Waist beads, piercings and local tattoos are all part of the African culture, from the ancient Dahomey empire down to the hinterland in ancient Nigeria. But u guys were brain washed by religion to see everything as evil. So you’re the one trying to be white 😂

diogo23:
I can never date them talk less of marrying them

My wife is that way. Total of 6 piercings on the ears, one on the nose and a blue waist bead i personally got for her. She’s the best woman any man can have. 10yrs of peaceful marriage so far.

Don’t judge a book by cover

talented321:
To all women, the feeling you get when you are squirting is the same feeling we get when smoking our weed.
To your question if you pierce more than the normal piercing i take you as an irresponsible woman or OLOSHO

The same thing as when u smoke your weed. U are taken as an agbero

robinso01:
I don't value them at all. No matter how beautiful a lady is, the moment I see multiple piercing on her, I don't rate her at all.

Stereotypical mindset. It’s just like saying guys with Mohawk (Gallas) hair style or neat dreadlocks are criminals

Pipefitter:
"it's like searching a football pitch with a magnifying glass" mehn! The chances of rescuing them alive is zero if that analysis is correct... Isn't there a way to calculate the circumference or priority area since they know where the dive took place, calculate the speed of the wave/hr plus lost hours to know the estimated area

The problem here is that the submersible vessel seems to have strayed away from the likely perimeter it would be assumed to be

finallybusy:
He is a monkey. He should be sorry for himself.

Call him a monkey as much as u like. The dude has featured in a Hollywood camera. So when is the World gonna see u do something spectacular. Bloody hater !

Praktikals:
Ahụrụ m tinubu n'anya.
I am Igbo and was a staunch supporter of Peter Obi. But now I know better. Tinubu is the best choice for Nigeria.

Are u on colos? Is that the topic being talked about on this thread? Fool !

Joey4321:
This erection was rigged

Exactly

Praktikals:
I need to dodge the stupidity in my mother

Exactly

Praktikals:
Nigerians really dodged a bullet in Peter Obi.

Yeah.... And nairalanders need to dodge stupidity in you

veekid:
In just 3wks, they increased your fuel price to N500+. Then they Devalued your Naira, & signed a Bogus Student Loan that will skyrocket your School Fees. They just increased your electricity tariff as well. N1000 will only fetch you 10 units by July 1. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

I believe the APC stooges we have here like and Moh247 are buying fuel at 80 naira/ litre . And I’m also sure the VAT is not for them because they voted Tilumbu 😂 😂

E go reach everybody finally. Them go stand on mandate till their leg begin pain dem

PerfectStranger:
Please cut the crap

Is Nigeria a developed country? An average Nigerian barely feeds well, you're talking about tax.
With 30k minimum wage yet the senators are getting massive cashouts. Don't be blindfolded

Don’t mind that docile asshole called BigBlackPreek.... he’s here to say what he was paid to say. He’s just an APC stooge

Onyiiobi7735:
I am more daft and stupid like a rabid animal.Please lay a curse on me for bringing shame to my family.
My father is a mentally retarded ITK and a foolish idiot.

Yes I know you’re daft

But Calm down! Advice no be curse 😂 😂

Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! See the I know all sentimental fool talking.Please go and check yourself thoroughly before looking for whom to correct.
Frustrated fool,of course you are a loser, because you love to show your useless pathetic self like you are some big personality,when you are nothing but a nonentity.
Stupid fool,who asked for your opinion in the first place?
It's only miserable, pathetic losers that chip in unwanted opinion and advice.
Go and get a life,loser.

Always copying me and repeating words after me. Is there no other word u know other than “loser”? 😂 😂 😂

I sense envy here... of course I’m a big personality and u wouldn’t dare stand in my presence, one on one to say peem. Kids with cheap data 😂

If I catch u ehn.... Na boys go flog u till I’m satisfied then I’ll still buy you cold drink on top 😂

MrBrownJay1:
what a shame... so you are saying that a Russian sub carrying nuclear warheads (in the above seas i mentionned) COULDNT annihilate the UK from the face of the earth, right?!

you sir dont know what the hell you are talking about....early warning system cannot stop a nuclear attack of Russia attacking EUROPE. YOU CANNOT STOP SUCH NUCLEAR ATTACK because wherever that warhead explodes it will be the death of millions of Europeans (only the US is safe thus why they put these early warning systems all over Europe and not around its own borders, duh!!!!)... furthermore, i suggest you educate yourself on the POSEIDON NUKE that only Russia possess.
thank me later!

U ended up contradicting yourself... hmmmm.

No need to argue with u further. U have said what I wanted u to say

Next thread pls!

Onyiiobi7735:
Compound fool, you took it personal because you were insulting yourself, not me.Bloody idiot, you felt a strong urge or that the advanced stage of rabies you are suffering from finally made you mad.
Stupid morons like you always think they know it all,but they only advertise their stupidity.
Go and read better on international politics before coming here to disgrace your useless parents.
Stupid demented animal.

You’re so daft to even compose insults that u had to steal my own last lines 😂 😂 😂.... all
These indomie children here. Beer parlor analysis

Onyiiobi7735:
Compound fool, you took it personal because you were insulting yourself, not me.Bloody idiot, you felt a strong urge or that the advanced stage of rabies you are suffering from finally made you mad.
Stupid morons like you always think they know it all,but they only advertise their stupidity.
Go and read better on international politics before coming here to disgrace your useless parents.
Stupid demented animal.

Losers always resort to insults when they know nothing else to offer 😂 😂 I know your type and wouldn’t give u the leveraged to dance in the mud with u.

See as my man type epistle of insults 😂 e pain am well well.... Guy go and get yourself updated. Advice no be curse mugu!!

MrBrownJay1:
the same "Russia" that has been in Ukraine for the past +1yr, and even after countless embargo, financial/military/mercenary aid sent to Ukraine by the west etc, Russia is still strong fighting Ukraine forces AND the whole west combined, and nobody has been able to defeat Russia....THAT RUSSIA!!



so you really think that warning systems (placed around the Russian borders) could stop a nuclear warhead from a Russian sub in the waters around the UK (Norwegian sea, north sea, English channel etc), really?! again, all the Nato bases are located around Russian border and dont protect the UK from any nuclear attack from the sea, duh!
ABEG, EDUCATE YOURSELF ON THE ISSUE SO I DONT HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOU

U are the one who needs to educate yourself Oga and quit talking rubbish here. Early warning systems don’t need to be placed around Russia’s border or any border at all. U know nothing at all. Early warning systems are BMD technology with wide search radar radius. They can be anywhere, in space on land. And as I’m talking to you, one was placed by the US in middle of the Pacific Ocean

Did u ever read about the American “Star Wars” program by president Ronald Reagan? Which was space version of the BMD early warning systems. That scared shit out of Russia. Go and read more. Get yourself aquatinted with real knowledge and stop being a whack analyst

Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! A kid getting agitated over nothing.
Why take my comment personal, like a sentimental fool?
A man child calling me kid.Honestly you are not serious.Lol!

Fool... I took nothing personal. I felt a strong urge to correct morôns like you who make speculations on beer parlor talks. Bloody idiot!!

Go read up better on international politics before coming here to disgrace your poor parents

Shantyken:
U too dey hype this US, make this war start full flesh then u will know the kind enemies USA get. Between US n Russia who u think say China go support. And it will be an opportunity to remind USA of their fuckup all over the world. Afghanistan, Iran, Kuwait, Korea, Nagasaki bombing, India.

Nobody is hyping the US. You’re the one speculating on imaginations. I deal on facts and figures. And u know one thing about facts, they repeat themselves during international conflicts. China supporting Russia hasn’t nothing special to do, because even China wouldn’t want to risk it. They have a growing economy to protect.

For your information, China is not yet war tested and experienced like US and Russia. The same China that copies American technology chip to chip? 😂 😂 Don’t make me laugh pls

What u don’t know is when the World was sleeping the US built military bases all over the world and strengthened their military to almost a non default. They’re the world power for a reason.

Procashtips:
Think twice, yet they dealt with Georgia even with NATO support and currently dealing with Ukraine even with 36 member and allies support of NATO?

Some countries aren't in your league of those you can support the west in bullying.

The US has nothing to gain from defending Georgia. Why risk it? Some of u don’t even understand international politics. U just open your mouth whaaaahh....

And so for Ukraine, if you’re smart enough, you’ll understand that it’s a proxy war between the West and Russia. Not a full blown conventional war fare. It’s like the case of the Gulf War when the Russians fought the US through Iraq in a proxy war (1988-1991)

But the joke is finally on Russia 😂 who boasted to capture Ukraine in 24hrs and it’s almost 3yrs now they’re yet to do so with many loses attached to it. 😂 😂

babajide107:
Warning system for nuclear weapons Are you playing?? Japan didn't know then?

Also let me educate you. Have u ever heard of interceptor missiles. It takes 24mins for the fastest missile to get to the US. And half that time is the open window the US Air Force has to destroy any incoming nuclear missile through it’s early warning missile strategy.

These nuclear missile interceptors are BMD systems, with an overlapping network of early-warning and tracking sensors.

babajide107:
Warning system for nuclear weapons Are you playing?? Japan didn't know then?

Some of u on nairaland need help, honestly. Are u sure you’re educated? because if u are, you’ll know that nuclear weapons technology was very new during the second world war 1939-1945 and early warning technology was also abstract at that time

Most of u on this forum are whack analysts who lack basic knowledge of things

babajide107:
So Russian doesn't have??why have Usa not attacked north Korean since??shebi dem get allies??didnt you see how dey rush enter libya and Syria .why can't they enter north Korean to save the people??shebi
dey have early warning??if libya had nuclear, do u think nato would involve themselves


North Korean have dared Usa many times and yet Usa can't do shit 🤣and you are saying they have warning make dem try and and see if any of them will live🤣north Korean isn't even saying dey can destroy Usa but u see that south Korean ehn.it will be dust and you think dier people wont cry to usa

People like you make me laugh, especially when u say that North Korea dared the US 😂

U call the rantings of North Korea a dare? A real dare is when North Korea would cross the DMZ into South Korea then we’ll see. And despite North Korea’s boasting, they have never dared to cross the DMZ into South Korea for more than 30yrs now. Go and read more on the DMZ America created and know that North Korea is a toothless barking dog.... funny guy 😂

Onyiiobi7735:
They can, and the West can do nothing.

People like u are kids who get their information from fellow kids or idiots on nairaland here. This is simply a repetition of the Cuban missile crises all over again. God and read more on international history.

And for your information the US has up to 5,000 military bases in this world and all are nuclear capable to respond to nuclear threat. Not to talk of their warships and submarines scattered all over the world. Not even to talk of their nuclear capable allies too. Russia will never dare!

MrBrownJay1:
the problem here is not the US (who obviously only thought about themselves when placing bases all over Europe), its the countries right at the doorsteps of Russia/Belarus (Like Germany/France etc) that could be hit with nuclear weapon even before anyone reacts. remember, Russia has 50 submarines all over the world carrying nuclear weapon.

do you think they were joking when they said they could wipe the whole UK from the face of the earth?! Russia is controlling the situation.

Russia said they’ll wipe the whole UK and u think it’s that easy. The way some of u talk ehn. Are u aware that all US bases and allies have early warning systems? And a retaliation from the US mainland, bases and allies could mean the end of Russia

Onyiiobi7735:
Excellent,Mr Putin You and Xi should keep giving them wotowoto without end.Those Western hypocrites will learn the hard way,that they can never be the boss of the global community.And to think that Russia posseses the world's largest number of nuclear warheads.
Those sexual depravity supporting idiots should be very careful.

They can station as much as they want, but they will never use it. Russia barks a lot