₦airaland Forum

collins123: Stale as HADES!!

HQ: Well, all that's left is to wish them a Safe Journey back home.

Welcome Back folks.

While you were away, a lot has happened.

Our Leaders now use Twitter, Boko Haram are proving stubborn,

Beauty Pageants are everywhere, Did you hear about Farouk's case?

Obasanjo hopes to quit politics (surprising, right?), Jonathan claims Boko Haram will be extinguished *soon*.

A Couple Notable peeps died, A few more pastors bought private jets.

You missed out a chance to drive a "Dangote Truck".

Oh and the other day, a Lawmaker drinking stout got punched in the mouth - lost two teeth.

mike404: Dstv still dey dull me with England/Sweden match

Sagytarius: #grabs 5 gworos. Begins to chew the first one. No sleep tonight. I nur wan hear tory.

Dr. Whizy:
Pls ooo, needn clarification. Would ss9 show the match or not. Make I no go dey awake 4 nothing.

Freiburger: What is this whole high expectations all about? was he elected to transform Africa? or are the Africans themselves ready to help themselves?

HQ: Etisalat launched something similar and I had a terrible experience with it.

I lost a huge amount (planned to use that to purchase an Internet Bundle) when the "Doubled Credit" expired.

These folks should state these facts clearly. They prolly hide it in the "TOS" anyways, and no one bothers to read that.

NCC, anyone?

Odinaka00: She wants Ť☺ quit her marriage jux becuz she jux found out Ŧħåϯ her hubby smokes weed? This is very funny nd stupid, she should have given you another reasoson y she wants Ť☺ quit her marriage than telling you this crap.....oh! Maybe she wants a man who doesn't smoke nor drink alchohols right? Tell her Ť☺ grow up jor, if she s tired of her marriage let her do d normal thing
Maybe she don get one bobo wey fine pass him hubby or wey get money pass him hubby.....nonsense

#private-jet#

Kobojunkie: Her husband smokes weed and she only just discovered this? You mean with the stench and all, he was able to mask it for over 5 years?? Or does your friend need to go get her nose checked? How in the world do you stay intimate with a weed smoker for 5 years without knowing Can someone please explain this one? Or was it his first time or sometime?

omo_ijoba: Finally, originality, passion and self determination to succeed with dignity have triumphed over mediocrity and gross laziness that characterize some nigerian graduates casting aspersions on Dangote for this initiative. I hope those taking the back seat will learn from this and trash the mentality of succeeding only by working in air-conditioned offices. Congrats Bro!

fatdon2: www.247nigerianewsupdate.com/dangote-truck-drivers-why-i-left-banking-job-to-be-a-truck-driver-ph-d-holder/

k2039: That was two years ago,I'm in my finals,lol.

k2039: Congratulation to Prof. Bello

He taught me CHG201,Transport Phenomena 1.

chiefo315: Egyptian club El Gouna announced on Saturday that newly recruited Ivorian player Ahmed Toure has left the country with a fake passport after he was diagnosed with HIV.
The team’s director Ahmed Al Sohafey said regular medical check ups revealed the player had recently contracted the virus, which did not appear during the initial test.
“When we signed him he did not suffer from any diseases, however we do regular check ups for the players all times and we now known that he has the virus” Al Sohafey was quoted as saying by supersport.com.

The 25-year-old striker, who was born in Burkina Faso but holding Ivorian nationality, joined Gouna from Ghanaian topflight Asante Kotoko, where he spent three seasons and scored 20 goals.
Cote D’Ivoire football federation (FIF) told Goal.com that it had received no information about the situation of the player or his whereabouts.

read more at http://www.rosemarynkblog.com/ivorian-footballer-escapes-with-fake-passport-after-testing-positive-to-hivaids/

kevoh: I can't believe I am this insensitive to their plight as a fellow Nigerian . But who cares? Boko haram can as well take the North back to the stone age with their senseless bombings. Na dem go lose na!

Businesses are disappearing at a fast rate, no corps member wants to serve there to offer free teaching services to
their kids who already lack basic education, everything is just down down down.

GCRS87: Mallam Yuguda, shey u were once said to support the Boko boys financially. Dnt cry to fed. Govt. for help, seems u're not havin alot to steal. Talk to ur boiz (Boko haramist) to stop the bombings so dat dos lookn for safety in ur state wil go bak to dia respectiv states. U're givn boko haram money evry month to spare ur state (jst ma thought).

Shaw007: See a foreigner optimistic and hopeful about this country.this is someone who sees the potential the supposed sons of the soil do Not see. . .This is what i kp teLLing Pp. . The change wud not just occur. . .it starts with One step. . .
And The earlier we accept this and take actIons the beta 4 us

. . .If not,Nigeria(ppl) wiLL simply be the architect of her own doom if we continue dis way.

#GodblessNigeria

Callotti: Another 'siddon-tighy' African leader.
Nigeria is already a failure.
Thank you sah!
Now, mind your business!

freecocoa: I'm not happy.

sauceEEP: i told y'all that d worst case scenario wud b a draw. Srry chelsea,up manchester united vinotinto.

Red-Light:
our defence and toress na wash

surveyProf: I go tear u head, commot man. u for here

OkwaIfugo: How have jamb gone with sentisitisation of candidates to get them ready for the CBT of 2013?
For me Nigeria is not even ready in 2015 for the CBT.

How many of jamb officials is computer literate?

How many of those computer they will bring to the exam hall will still function on that day?

How will they provide security nationwide for the computers?

How will the computers withstand hot sun and also virus from fingers and classroom atmospheres of Nigeria?

How are we sure in the process of taking the exams one computer will not break down and what's the faith of the student that might encounter this.

Jamb for me to believe you guys are ready for CBT in 2015 email me and clarify the above.

Ndewonuooo.

acidtalk: The Average Nigerian is Callous, Boastful, Arrogant, Miserly, Greedy, Wasteful, and Proud in Nature.

All the traits above he cannot display because of his poor status.

So he tries every means possible to become rich so he can show his real behavior. He turns to religion because that is the cheapest form of hope he receives. He fast and prays 24hours of 365days just to attain financial breakthrough because he is tired of living a fake life of Humility and kindness.

Once God grants him his request, everyone sees the Lucifer in the once believed Angel.

aruzuoke: I'm not trying to generalize here. This is just a subjective opinion but I've noticed that people tend to be more spiritual and religious when they are experiencing financial difficulty.

wissezy: Pls, who can summarize these shits for me.

Nuezha: It's all mindset.
No man...I repeat...no man is born to hate.
Anger is considered as inherent - a basic instinct so to say which informs nearly all other patterns of behaviour.
Just try to manage your anger...mild or grave...and it'll surprise you how acceptable loving and loveable you'll be before all men.

hassymo5: Love for Neigbour is long gone is dis country,, gone are they days when we eat sallah and christmas food together,, gone are dose days we visit each other on those occassions,, now we hardly visit thinking your muslim/christain friend will kill you....love for neighbour is gone!!!!

saintobi1: we want to call a truce. The jokes WILL only stop if he unbans all related accounts. We cant wait to use our accounts. If not then monday will be so interesting. We will see

OMG!:
Pls all these garri jokes should stop. They're getting boring and annoying. Remember, nairaland is someone's business. How would you feel if people scatter your business or job? Would you be happy if people contantly add particles into the garri you're selling while forcing you to always remove them in order to retain your customers? Bible says do unto others what you wish for yourself. Pls lets behave like humans who respect other people's sweats. Thanks 4ur understanding.

CyberG: Weren't some idiots lying she just went to the rest? As if Nigeria is not big enough to contain her fat ass for rest? Now, progressive countries don't hide all the bullshit, they just say the facts like this woman and move on!