Foreign Affairs › Re: Iraq Officially Declares Christmas Day A National Holiday by WILLIAMSKECH: 2:02pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Veteran Nollywood Actor Dead by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 9:20am On Dec 15, 2018 |
Veteran Actor Ifeanyi Gbulie a.k.a Ikenga is dead. Elder Danda as he is famously called passed to days back after battling stroke for years. He died in Enugu. May his soul Rest in Peace.
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Literature › Re: I Fit Be Second Jesus(sex Na Food 2)the Return Of Spana By Youngzubi by WILLIAMSKECH: 8:49pm On Nov 21, 2018 |
Finally Finally, its Finished. Wehdon Youngzubi the guy with the biggest Spana. |
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Politics › Re: I Regret Returning To APC, I Have Been Humiliated, Worst Decision ~ Olusola Oke by WILLIAMSKECH: 9:55am On Nov 02, 2018 |
Eiya sorry ooo. You better learn from this experience. |
Celebrities › Re: Davido Looks Dope In Agbada by WILLIAMSKECH: 9:48am On Nov 02, 2018 |
Why he come dey wear two watch's |
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Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Daughter, Imade Adeleke Cute In New Photos by WILLIAMSKECH: 9:41pm On Oct 22, 2018 |
Who cute? Abeg next jare. |
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Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by WILLIAMSKECH: 4:04pm On Oct 03, 2018 |
TheBlessedMAN: Please, help me and manage this short update. I'll complete it later. Thanx. Happy independence day in arrears to you all.
142. COUNTLESS.
"easy!! Take it easy! Mr...." Those were the first words that embraced my hearing company the moment my green card expired in the country called -DREAMLAND.
Frightenely, I searched around for the mysterious woman I met on my trip to Dreamland, but all that was standing in front of me was a lady claded in a nurse uniform.
Moreso, Unlike the woman in my dream, this one let her face and appearance stayed in one place. In simpler home-gadgetical terms, she's a V.C.D.
She has this overall appearance that makes her the perfect photocopy of a decently, clad version of Tiwa savage cos I don't want to waste my experienced breath in trying to describe her whole appearance to you.
Now, let me describe my new environment to you. From the four walls of the room, to the ceiling, including the bed I was on, the sheet covering my half-claded body and the drip pole beside the bed I was lying on were all comprehensively painted in white.
"thank Gawd you are....." The lady expressed with a joyful tone but the mental pain caused by the mysterious dream was affecting my concentration on her speech, therefore, I started weeping on the bed while staring blankly at the ceiling.
The lady noticed this quickly and I watched nonchallantly as she quickly turned around and started heading towards the exit with hasten steps.
After the lady left, I tried sitting upright but that was when I noticed the rope uniting my hands to the iron bed, though without my consent.
I tried wriggling my way out of it but that was when I again noticed that my strenght has defected out of my body.
I resigned myself to fate and that gave me the time needed to have a deep thinking about the mysterious dream I just had.
The dream did nothing but portray the perfect image of how I'd ruined my own life with some of the choices I'd made in the past.
I've been blinded by my overdose-cal lustful infatuation of the opposite sex which was the only reason why I've always resorted to going to the back of the textbook to look for answers of a given equation. Instead of facing the equations life have been giving me squarely and try solving them honestly. I've always seen lie and deceit as the perfect option to extricate myself from difficult situations. Hence, why I'd choosed to do burgle bon to solve a matter featuring life and death in my dream.
The sound of an opening door disrupted my thoughts and a robust lady, claded in a white lab coat started approaching from the entrance with slow and cautious steps.
She has a big lenses on her face and a stethoscope hung across her thick neck.
"Mr Darous, are you awake?" She said out the moment she stopped beside the bed I was lying on. She started bitting her lips seductively when she saw my exposed abs.
I studied her face for some seconds and wished I could release myself and slap sense back to her head. How can she be starring at me that way?
"is anything wrong?" She questioned again with a concerned frown but I gave no reply. She proceeded to sit on the edge of the bed and held my palms in her soft hands. "are you okay?" She queried again with a squeezed look at my face.
"where am I?" I asked. She scoffed and sent her face back to original settings. "where is this place?, How did I get here?" I probed further.
"honestly, I don't know which one to answer among your questions." She replied in a relatively cool voice that was keenly escorted by a smile.
"why don't you start by telling me where I am?"
She sighed and stood up. At first, I thought she was trying to stand upright so she can talk comfortably but I received another suprise when she sat down again on the bed, but this time around, very close to my face and she then pushed herself forward to the extent that her massive brest was nearly touching my face. I opened my mouth to talk but nothing came forth. She then started talking. "my name is Faith. I hail from benue state. Am 23years of age, will clock 24 in December this year. My parents are....."
"wait, what is the meaning of this, what did I ask you and what are you telling me?" I queried harshly as I was already feeling angry at her redundant explanations.
"am trying to explain this place to you..."
"by telling me about yourself?"
"yes, thats how you can understand this place better..." She stated with an assuring tone.
"I guess you are still going to tell me all the names of everyone that ever penetrated your stewpid pussea in this damn place!?" I asked with a loud tone and inquisitive brow.
"oh my Gawd!" She cried out and I thought I'd hit a nerve with my unkind statement. But she suddenly grinned and placed her palms on my cheeks. "you are soo handsome when you frown and sexy when you talk dirty like that!" She completed cheerfully and I was like, 'what just happened?'
'oh! No, am not threading that path again.' I declared firmly when a voice from within told me she likes me and I shouldn't waste this opportunity.
Again, temptation is knocking on the door. Bravo Bravo Bravo. Keep it coming Bro. |
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Wins The Savanna Pan-African Comic Of The Year Award by WILLIAMSKECH: 4:12pm On Sep 09, 2018 |
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Literature › Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by WILLIAMSKECH: 8:05pm On Sep 02, 2018 |
Youngzubi i must admit this, when u started this story i thought it was a comedy, a young man dreams of hitting it big etc, i never knew that this story will be a mind blowing 1, for that i say Kudos. Most importantly you have improved beyond expectations, i remembered when 1 guy was saying your story was unreal and too fictous, now nobody is saying that anymore, i think that ur strategy to attract nairalanders to your story, but there still room for more improvement. I love this story and I look forward to the next update, keep it coming BRO and thanks for this suspense filled story of yours. Much love here. YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO MANY INCLUDING ME. YOUR NŌ1 READER. 1 Like |
Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by WILLIAMSKECH: 1:36pm On Aug 26, 2018 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: 12 Pictures Nollywood Viewers Can Relate To. by WILLIAMSKECH: 4:08pm On Aug 10, 2018 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: 12 Pictures Nollywood Viewers Can Relate To. by WILLIAMSKECH: 3:53pm On Aug 10, 2018 |
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Literature › Re: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by WILLIAMSKECH: 10:49pm On Aug 07, 2018 |
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Literature › Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by WILLIAMSKECH: 4:32pm On Aug 01, 2018 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Comedian Alibaba Challenges Boxer Anthony Joshua As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 10:03pm On Jul 22, 2018 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Comedian Alibaba Challenges Boxer Anthony Joshua As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 4:22pm On Jul 20, 2018 |
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Jokes Etc › Comedian Alibaba Challenges Boxer Anthony Joshua As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 4:14pm On Jul 20, 2018 |
Award winning Nigerian comedian Alibaba has taken to social media to challenge world boxing champion, Anthony Joshua.
According to the comedian, he disclosed that Joshua should give him at least two years to complete his training and he would be physically and mentally fit to challenge the young man. Alibaba made this revelation on Friday, July 20, as he shared a shirtless picture of him under the shower with the caption: “ @anthony_joshua ... I am nearly ready. Give me 2 more years.” After seeing this pictures Alibaba are you sure you still want to fight.
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Crime › Re: Vikings Member Shot Dead By Rival Cult Group (Disturbing Photos) by WILLIAMSKECH: 2:11pm On May 15, 2018 |
mrborntodoit: Chei!
Cultism does not pay !What shall it profit a man to shine on earth and pay with his life only to leave your family in shame and grief ?
Meanwhile
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Celebrities › Re: 10 Look-alike Celebrities: The Last One You Will Be Definitely Confused. by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 7:47am On May 12, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Re: 10 Look-alike Celebrities: The Last One You Will Be Definitely Confused. by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 12:21am On May 12, 2018 |
angelboy01: What most human beings don't know is that we all look alike. God and mother nature put a coverage over our eyes that's why we can't see it. Thanks mah nigga |
Celebrities › Re: 10 Look-alike Celebrities: The Last One You Will Be Definitely Confused. by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 7:36pm On May 11, 2018 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Ghana Star Don Bortey Claims He Is Better Than Ronaldo by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 6:11pm On May 11, 2018 |
Ghana star Bernard Don Bortey claimed he was a better player during his active playing days than Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo, according to report in the Football Ghana.
Bortey spent nine years with Hearts of Oaks where he won four League title, the Ghanaian forward also emerged as the Ghana league joint top scorer in the 2001-2004 season.
Bortey won one CAF Confederations Cup title in 2004.
He was Nicknamed "Dong Dada Diouf" a reference to Senegalese forward El Hadji Diouf due to a similar style of play and his dyed hair.
The 35-year-old revealed he nurtured the ambitions of becoming the World’s best footballer in his playing days.
"I was better than Cristiano Ronaldo in my prime. My ambition was to win the world best player award," Don Bortey said in an interview with Zylofon FM.
The tricky attacker was also capped twenty-seven times for Ghana’s senior national team, scoring nine times for the Black Stars.
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Celebrities › Re: 10 Look-alike Celebrities: The Last One You Will Be Definitely Confused. by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 5:49pm On May 11, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Re: 10 Look-alike Celebrities: The Last One You Will Be Definitely Confused. by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 5:48pm On May 11, 2018 |
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Celebrities › 10 Look-alike Celebrities: The Last One You Will Be Definitely Confused. by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 5:39pm On May 11, 2018 |
Often times, when two celebs look-alike, the one who attained fame first is most times seen as the original while the next is tagged an imposter or a duplicate. This may not be the case in this list, they are all originals, unique to themselves. Here are some well-known Nigerian entertainers and their carbon copies. None of these people are related but the resemblance is just striking. Check them out! 1. Chioma and CeeC These 2 ladies are almost like twins. Same look but different fate. CeeC is struggling with ‘pain’ now, however Chioma is spoiled by his man. 2. Femi Kuti and Kalu Ikeagwu When two guys are just handsome in a particular way, they tend to look-alike. If Kalu was a westerner, then there might be a possibility that Fela’s music gene evolved into an acting offspring. 3. Genevieve Nnaji and Ivie Okujaye It’s got to be the eyes or the lips. From the lips to the eyes, Genevieve and her industry twin are just a duplicate of themselves. Beautiful and forever young! plus they both have the same kind of glow. 4. May D and Adekunle Gold Can you see their lips? Dark and similarly shaped. Seems like May D just cleared the way for his younger bro, Gold to take over. 5. Akua Tokunboh and Yinka Davies Quite a striking resemblance between these two. They either look like siblings or mother and daughter. Don’t ask me who the mother is!. They don’t exactly share the same career like most celebrity look-alikes that have been mentioned. Yinka Davies is a vocalist and lyricist and also a judge in the popular reality show Nigerian Idol. On the other hand, Akua Tokunboh is a beauty queen of Ghanaian and Nigerian descent who won Miss Ghana USA in 2014. 6. Davido and Sean Tizzle They are both in the dancehall industry and have got almost the same looks. Sean Tizzle came into the Nigerian music scene with a familiar look likened to that of Davido. Although Sean is now fairer and has got pink lips, courtesy of skin whitening creams, the singer still looks like his brother from another mother, Davido. 7. 2baba and Joe El Coincidentally, Joe El rose to stardom as a Kennis Music artist, the same record label that brought his look-alike, 2Baba (Tu Face) to the limelight. Joe El has said in many interviews that he is always mistaken to be 2Baba by many. 8. Ade Bantu and Bryan Okwara Although one is older and the other is finer, Ade Bantu and Bryan Okwara have a striking resemblance. The look-alikes are both in the Nigerian entertainment industry. 9. Uti Nwachukwu and Gbenro Ajibade Call them hot chocolates! Uti and Gbenro used to be one Nigerian celebrity duo that knew just how to rock dreads. However, after Gbenro’s traditional marriage in 2015, he decided to leave the boys haircut for a more manly low-cut but that didn’t stop him from sharing facial similarities with the Jara host. Not only are they lookalikes, they are both close pals. Were you also one of those who mistook them to be brothers? well, you’re not alone. Uti and Gbenro share lots of similarities from their dark skin to their body structure. 10. Nneka and Di’ja The last but certainly not the least on our list are entertainers Di’ja and Nneka. Looking at the picture above, it is most certainly safe to say that Di’ja has also got a twin! Coincidentally, these two singers are naturalists and look way younger than their age. What do you think? Which of these celebrity pairs have the most striking resemblance?
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Celebrities › Re: Somadina Adinma Celebrates His Birthday With Cute Photos by WILLIAMSKECH: 7:32pm On May 08, 2018 |
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Celebrities › Re: Family Goals: Davido Signs Chioma’s Brother Into His Record Label by WILLIAMSKECH(op): 4:45pm On May 08, 2018 |
AshCoded: this guy wan transform Chioma's family to something ooo
for all D ladies in D room....may u find ur own davido ooo
nd for D guys.......we will make it big in dis life by God's Grace. No be small thing ooo |