Jokes Etc › Re: PHOTO: When Your Photographer Has A Masters In Photography.. Lolz by willian10: 12:13pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
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Business › Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by willian10: 12:01am On Jul 02, 2015 |
Tuntheycr7: [b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy. They are customers who wanna register for their BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for registration, they said. I wished them well as I aligned with the shorter queue for customers who wanna deposit cash. Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to scream. The only thing I was able to pick from the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go and gbeborun, to see what or who was tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are always garbed in white military-like uniform; are they drivers or security men? About three of them had just came in with one whiteman. And they took the whiteman straight to the lady at the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already attending to the whiteman while the queue watched, and waited, except this woman. For a moment, I observed things. The woman screaming against this white supremacy on the soil of Africa is one local market woman. I figured through her dressing, the way she tied her purse around her waist, and when she lamented that they left their wares to come join this queue since they heard the exercise was gonna close today. The men in white and the whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all it can till it can bark no more. The people on the queue were indifferent. Some of them, their looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni? Haba!' I stepped into the circle, calming the woman. And then, I took the fight from there. I banged the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's attention. How can these men in white bring this man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a brief smile. At this point, everything stood still. Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you do from where you come from, huh? I threw into his face. Is this how you will connive with staff to jump over the queue when at the Barclays Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due- process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se. He folded his arms and looked on imperiously. At this point, the bank top officials had gathered around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The moment I noticed, I told them that if they go attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too. And then, they resorted to begging. And even the woman whose fight I had taken ownership of started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their pleading fuelled my anger. What is that? These things that come with neo-imperialism sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian airport, and they go, without being penalised as would Nigerian offenders.[/b]
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152856338971604&id=634706603&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6166416382351678044%3Amf_story_key.4112461617368883571%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As Abeg, wey bleaching cream?, me sef go turn oyinbo do d bvn |
Phones › Re: Think You Got The Best UI? Screenshot Your Homescreen And Others. by willian10: 4:27pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
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Phones › Re: Think You Got The Best UI? Screenshot Your Homescreen And Others. by willian10: 9:00am On Jul 01, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez: Doesn't disturb mine tho Which keyboard do u use |
Phones › Re: Think You Got The Best UI? Screenshot Your Homescreen And Others. by willian10: 8:12pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez: Free..... search through google I've done dat, i don't really fancy dose app especially control center, it disturbs my keyboard |
Phones › Re: Think You Got The Best UI? Screenshot Your Homescreen And Others. by willian10: 9:56am On Jun 30, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez: iLauncher +iNoty+ControlCentre
3 different apps Did u download the ilaucher free or u paid? |
Phones › Re: Think You Got The Best UI? Screenshot Your Homescreen And Others. by willian10: 9:53am On Jun 30, 2015 |
JeffreyJamez: iLauncher +iNoty+ControlCentre
3 different apps Did u download the ilaucher free or u paid? |
Phones › Re: HELP!!! My Samsung Galaxy E5 Gallery Force Closes Everytime by willian10: 11:45pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
abbeyboyz54: Try Battery Doctor and Greenify. NOTE: Add whatsapp and Bbm etc to ignore list. You can backup ur clean master and install it whenever you want to use it thanks man |
Phones › Re: HELP!!! My Samsung Galaxy E5 Gallery Force Closes Everytime by willian10: 9:59pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
augster: back up ur chats, uninstall WhatsApp and download again Thanks man, I'll try dat |
Phones › Re: HELP!!! My Samsung Galaxy E5 Gallery Force Closes Everytime by willian10: 7:18pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
augster: 1. It might be network. 2. Go to Data Usage, scroll down to WhatsApp, click on it, check maybe restrict background settings is not ticked. If it's ticked, un-tick it. Your WhatsApp should work fine now It's not ticked bro |
Phones › Re: HELP!!! My Samsung Galaxy E5 Gallery Force Closes Everytime by willian10: 7:15pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
abbeyboyz54: Then uninstall clean master and see what will happen Which application can i use in place of Clean master because i do use d app to clean trash to free up my phone memory whenever i want to download from Google store |
Business › Re: BVN Deadline: No Going Back-cbn – by willian10: 3:46pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Make dem do wetin dem wan do, i no kuku get money for my account, i go dey open account when I get time, Sim registration deadline sef reach 3 months wey still izzy, Bad belle pple |
Phones › Re: HELP!!! My Samsung Galaxy E5 Gallery Force Closes Everytime by willian10: 12:14pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
abbeyboyz54: maybe you are using task killers like battery doctor, greenify or clean master. If u are usin one of those apps, add ur whatsapp to ignore list and u ar gud to go I'm using Clean master nd SuperSU, i have tried to put WhatsApp under ignore list, but it's confusing.... |
Phones › Re: HELP!!! My Samsung Galaxy E5 Gallery Force Closes Everytime by willian10: 9:07am On Jun 29, 2015 |
abbeyboyz54: which phone is that Tecno H7, I'm not sure maybe it force closes but it won't deliver messages until i open WhatsApp b4 messages start rushing in |
Phones › Re: HELP!!! My Samsung Galaxy E5 Gallery Force Closes Everytime by willian10: 8:59am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Help too, my WhatsApp closes everytime i activate flight mood nd anytime i off/on my devices, i noticed this after rooting my device |
Nairaland General › Re: Opinion Poll- How Regular Is The Power Supply In Your Area by willian10: 10:59pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
[color=#990000][/color] Dz1 surprise me oo, lemme just say 18hrs/day here in Akure South LG |
Celebrities › Re: Between This Four Fast Rising Stars, Who Do You Think Is More Talented?(photos) by willian10: 10:12pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Shubbylee: Kataport cannot blow like woju or even Laye!! so forget! No wordings in dat song joorh just "woju oo" baby tudituditu onikwantain, rubbish words sha, reekado is d best, musicians are ranked by their lyrics mostly, that's why Taylor Swift is better than nicki dat has rubbish lyrics |
Celebrities › Re: Between This Four Fast Rising Stars, Who Do You Think Is More Talented?(photos) by willian10: 10:08pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
Reekado banks
2)Lil kesh
3) Kiss Daniel
4) Korede
Reekado is da best, fans just like korede because he's handsome |
Phones › Re: Want To Use Fonts On My H6 by willian10: 7:46am On Jun 28, 2015 |
The simple fact i noticed is dat after rooting ur device, the 1st font application u installed won't work perfectly, y d next u install ll work |
Phones › Re: Whatapp Install Gone Wrong by willian10: 1:20pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Help guys, my WhatsApp do malfunction, anytime I off my Android device/activate flight mode, nd d application ll close, until i open d WhatsApp again b4 i see messages rushing into my device, it happens sometimes when I off my data nd on it again..... i noticed dz after i rooted my device |
Phones › Re: Rate This Glo 3G Speed (photo) by willian10: 10:44pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
great664: good phone will increase KB/sec or increase what? By the way, whats your definition of good phone.? U see your life, Dumb ass!
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Phones › Re: Tecno H7 Problem by willian10: 8:35pm On Jun 23, 2015 |
ju5na34ra: I have a tecno H7 and anytime a call cme in to my fhone i get a message (unfortunatly process.android.com) something like this . pls help cus i cant receive calls Just Deactivate DU battery saver from Accessibility or simply force stop DU ba3 saver/ deactivate all the apps enabled on accessibility....#TeamH7 |
Sports › Re: My Top-7 Aggressive Footballers by willian10: 9:00am On Jun 23, 2015 |
Gattuso, Roy Keane, Pepe, Scholes, Diego Costa, Vidal, Marco Materazzi |
Sports › Re: My Top-7 Aggressive Footballers by willian10: 8:44am On Jun 23, 2015 |
kekakuz: [size=20pt] Remixxxxxxx 1)Ballotelli- crazy insane never smile's.even harassed his coach.
2)joey barton- mad man in the pitch. banned more than any other player in recent times
3)arturo Vidal. - always angry don't know why. don't tell him nonsense
4)victor wanyama. - the silent destroyer. don't piss this guy or you will end on crouches and he wount even get a yellow card
5)Danny alves- who let the dogs out. luckily he doesn't get carded often
6)suarez- just respect yourself around this guy or he will get a piece of you(literarily)
7) Rooney )ex boxer turn footballer.
bonus-Ronaldo stingy guy. can't hide his anger especially when he can't score.
[/size] Arrogance is different from aggression Bro, Ballotelli isn't aggressive, he's arrogant, tho i don't know number 2&4 but believe me d players u mentioned isn't aggressive apart from Vidal, number of ban a player receives doesn't mean he's aggressive, some are mostly banned because of der behaviours outside the pitch like balloteli, or because of der speech on d pitch, u didn't mention players like Roy Keane dat made a player retire because of his tackle, Suarez bites due to depression not arrogance, Rooney, CR7 nd alves are just ordinary players. |
Phones › Re: 20000mah Fil Powerbank.who Has Used It? by willian10: 9:39pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
EUGENE4GOO: People that are using 15000mah said they bought it #3500. I priced 20000mah #4000 which product bro |
Christianity Etc › Re: Dr. John Hagee: Women Who Call God’s Name During Sex Should Be Jailed by willian10: 2:15pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
I' dey come, i go soon reply |
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Phones › Re: 20000mah Fil Powerbank.who Has Used It? by willian10: 1:22pm On Jun 21, 2015 |
EUGENE4GOO: Go for 15,000mah or 20,000mah How much is it |
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Phones › Re: Rate This Glo 3G Speed (photo) by willian10: 10:56pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
great664: Hahahaha you talk like a foool and reason like a foool, did you read when I said weeks ? till this very moment I have given up and beside the subscription will expire today and I will switch to Mtn and show you. don't be a "Thomas" always. I showed you picture so you can blive it yet you doubt. The annoying part is Glo mast is just 2 close building after me.
do you want picture too to believe that or you will transport to confirm? eeeyhhaaa sorry bro, go buy good phone then, cos u said u it's 3g network |
Phones › Re: 20000mah Fil Powerbank.who Has Used It? by willian10: 9:50pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
ikechukz: It is one of the best you can think of buy.I have 5200mah and 12000mah fil power banks and both works perfectly.The 12000mah one charges my lg phone with 3200mah and two blackberry phones before dropping one bar.I got it for #3200.How much did the seller tell you for the 20000mah? Pls share the image of d 12,000Mah power bank, nd where can i get it @N3.2k? |
Phones › Re: 20000mah Fil Powerbank.who Has Used It? by willian10: 9:50pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
ikechukz: It is one of the best you can think of buy.I have 5200mah and 12000mah fil power banks and both works perfectly.The 12000mah one charges my lg phone with 3200mah and two blackberry phones before dropping one bar.I got it for #3200.How much did the seller tell you for the 20000mah? Pls share the image of d 12,000Mah power bank, I need it |