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Donfamous: u're confused here.

definitely, he is unreasonably confused!

Lol
am guilty of 21, 24 & 27
plus
giving deaf ear to unecessary testimonies
especially those ones dat happen to peeps
everyday & they don't give a damn abut it or get to excited abut it

U're fucking ryt chick abi dude

Mind (bald boyfriend) is sweet, caring & sexy
Gosh! Am so feeling him ryt now

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Hmmm
how annoying?
If the "Girl" should show her true feelings concerning "Sex" ....won't u "Guys" sees & take her to be something else?

something like "hmm dis girl might be a prostitute ooo or might/won't be sexually contented if l marry her in the future"

Thnaks Emma Waston!
Nice Piece there!

mind's are
MTN - Breathless by Shayne
Etisalat - If u're not the one by Daniel Bedingfield
Airtel - All of me by John Legend

Mind deserves it!
He's so vry sweet!

LaurelP: Really, can a typical Naija girl do without makeup? As in just bath, brush her hair and dress up without applying any makeup, especially when going to events, church or party?

Is there any lady who can do that? I want to marry her!

4 ur mind abi?
keep on waiting 4 de one dat doesn't wear MU

shaa ur mama been tell u say ur papa marry am cus she no been dey wear MU?
No offence tho!

Now tell me, would u advice ur sis to go to an "EVENT" without MU?
If a girl/lady no wear MU to an "EVENT"....it literally means the "EVENT" is NOT an "EVENT"
as in, e no go make sense

MisterLongman: Are you a deeper life member

earnestly, dat dude is funny
&
seriously, dat was an interesting question u asked him there

Pavore9: Hmm..Oga officer we have noted what annoys you, l hope you also have a very good idea of what annoys law-abiding motorists, remember if the road is your office, we are the ones paying your salary.....let the respect be mutual!

yarn dat dude wetin him no sabi abeg

lokito: They are not our friends jare.

One angry Army man asked my friend a simple question, my friend was like "I know my right and i...." Army hausa man didn't allow him finish his statement, see many many slaps like seven-in-one knockout (banger) sound.

Furious Army man shouts at him "you see those 500 blocks across this gutter carry all of them cross over back here now"
Politely my friend started carrying the blocks.

One hour later, The Army commandant was driving past and saw my friend, who happens to be his Lawyer carrying blocks. Commandant scolds Army man seriously then turns to my friend and asks "my brother don't be angry please, how many blocks have you carried so far?"
My friend says 300 blocks. Commandant says "don't mind that fool, take the 300 blocks back" LOL!!!

You see, POLICE oh, Army oh none of them is our friends at all

Lokito u try
chei! I no fid laugh self
taking back 300 blocks
isn't dat double punishment? >:\

natureblack: Nope,it's actually Annie Idibie

Annie Idibia .....Lame
Bimbola Akintola .....Our milk

EmoBoy: Joseph Mbu is going higher. I can see he's now an AIG. If he was still in rivers state, Amaechi's badluck would have hindered his progress.

"Amaechi's badluck" huh?
dude abi Chick, Can u tell wen one is a "jinx"
abi u no knw 4 9ja's government na those bad eggs dem dey promote?

Superstar007: You go fear concotion na.
All because of ebola, next thing them go say make we tie plantain leaf around our waist with
red cloth on our head. Dance around a
banana tree 7 times shout.....
''Ebolalala ebelebe ebelebe''

Naija discovering cure to various diseases since 1882 without any test or experiment!

Lmao
dude abi chick ....u try shaa
"Ebolalala ebelebe ebelebe"
+ red cloth
+ dance round tree
chei! I no fid laugh

Claroo: Wetin concern APC 4d matter,did u read d news at all

I tire ooo

jmoore:
A man cheats on his beautiful wife because he doesn't understand the meaning of marriage vows.
A man cheats on his beautiful wife because he lacks selfcontrol.
A man cheats on his beautiful wife because he thinks with his di**.
A man cheats on his beautiful wife because he is filled with insatiable lustful and selfish desires.
A man cheats on his beautiful wife because when he was a bachelor, he was busy sampling many women and carried the foolish behaviour into marriage.


"Ugly" or beautiful wife, a man who has a wandering di** will always cheat.

#TeamChastity.

Chei!
Lmao
though it's the truth dear
U've spoken well
wandering di** will always be "WANDERING"

Truckpusher: Don't get yours and wait until the Nigerian Police catches up with you then you'll come here to narrate your ordeal.

e fid be say him no dey 9ja
or him no sabi how our NPF dey strategize their arrest

some women/wifes are not trustworthy likewise Men/husbands
so, "Child" as next of kin is more preferrable guys

na one bad apple dey always spoil de rest ..
Aslo, na so mechanics dey confuse us to mad-man
Na 2day?


mua opinion shaa

Nothing will happen nao ....Haba!
Na internet dey give us life abi make us breath?
Sum biznes ain't working thru internet nao

but mua no 4 fid stay without chatting/browsing for 3 days oo

Candyrain: The number 4 pls, if no be Christ call am who come call am?

He called himself for cash/profit making
not soul winning ....ask him

Ceasar1: I believe I can fly.
Omo see signal, Free Visa things.

Lmao
Kai! Igbo peeps
4 ur mind abi?
Keep on believing

Candyrain: So na wetin the pastor come get?

1) Sense
2) The fear of Ebola
3) wanting to live long spirit
4) Him remember say no be Christ called am to come dey preache

Seriously l no fid laugh

Fake Pastor with no Faith
I wonder wat he preaches


congregation/members, I pity una

Yomieluv: Op,you are looking at it from the men's side only,what if the lady doesn't possess marriageable characteristics?

hmmm

Jennydoris: They never said she won most beautiful rather most fashionable. So am wondering how Mary Kay take enter the topic.

I tire oooo
Dem just dey yap mouth abi finger anyhow like dat

Wisdomkosi: The pesticide is working and haters are hating

that is just it my dear &
l wonder so

axortedbabe: so wearing a shift dress means one is preggy..
op,I pity u..

Guy abi chick
na so I take dey pity am too
I mean Op

Tallesty1: A whole community cannot capture a monkey?

U mean the community should run after Ebola virus carrier?
Abeg, dem no fid capture am just like dat cus of wat the animal can donate to humans

gsparks01: since when did monkey become a fearful animal??

that one na question?
Abi u no hear say na Monkey be the main host of Ebola virus?

175: True! But in the time of contagious viruses, the destiny of a great tribe lies on the shoulder of one man. . . .his name's adEBOLA!!!

Lol
"Merlin" copyright

2cato: from ur thinking gej is the one bombing churches and mosque and responsible for stealing the chibok girls.

u mean say u no dey listen to news
u no dey hear wetin the Northerners dey yarn?
Was this Boko boys there in OBJ's regime?


Mua want peace.......that's all!

It's not even a question that one need to ask
rather, it's a fact & a natural phenomenal that has come to stay in this era
or u can as well call it evolutional change


just like sum girls/Ladies waist nowadays
it's just growing bigger than their age

"Like" if u've noticed

2cato: And what is the essence of not returning gej in 2015

we dn't want Boko Boys to continue bombing
churches, Mosque & Markets
& we dn't want chibok incident again