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asadike:
And why should we run away from nairaland? For what kwanu,eh op? No o, na now nairaland start to dey sweet self.

One thing I have come to realize in recent times is that understanding the English is not the same as been able to speak it.

Straight to the point

1.GEJ till 2019
This set of people didn't allow the election be conducted before they started seeing gej remaining in power till 2019.

2.No vacancy in aso rock
This set of people almost hijacked aso Rock from being govt house to gej permanent resident.

3.GEJ till Buhari finds his certificate
This set of people believed Buhari never had or will never find his certificate.
Thank God gej is still in power as the military had produced Buhari's certificate from where they hid it.

4.Polls are not won online
These are the dumbest set of people. They never believed the outcome of all the polls conducted online as regards the presidential elections.

Instead of them to analyse the online polls result and put their heads together, they kept consoling their selves.

Feel free to add yours

oluwafemi113:
I need to share this information l got from a reliable source.
We should thank God for using Kofi Anan, General Abubakar and Thabo
Mbeki of South Africa to persuade Jonathan to concede defeat on time
& shut down hawks around him who would have Nigeria burn down instead of allowing Buhari to take over.
The gentlemen were at Hilton hotel and General Abubakar instructed
some one at the collating center to inform him when it is mathematically impossible for Jonathan to win. And so, the moment Delta state was announced the man called General Abubakar who swiftly moved to Aso Rock with the two other men, and they
persuaded Jonathan that since it was impossible for him to win now, he should please call Buhari to congratulate him for the sake of peace in Nigeria.
The moment Patience Jonathan heard that she started shouting that
Jonathan should not do it, that how can dey hand over to Almanjiri
people? At that point Kofi Anan begged her and Jonathan went on to call Buhari, and they quickly leaked it out to the Press.
lt was revealed that it was Patience Jonathan that sent Orubebe to
scatter the Collation Centre!
May God deliver us from bad spouses

there is no way i will believe anything short than this.

i kept wandering if Nigerians were blind not to have seen the way Gen. Abubakar gave Jonathan close marking when it became obvious he was going to loss.
Rather than limp praises on Gen. Abu and others who gave him that candid advice for the benefit of the nation, we have shifted focus now, praising a man we all knew to be desperado.

i weep for this nation. am sure Gen. must have sited the case of Gbagbo and his wife to him.

Brimmie:
[b]Dear Nairalanders, we all need to understand the concept of Greatness and Heroism. I have been reading Revisionist pieces and White-Washing of Sepulchres on several Social Media Platforms with different people calling GEJ a Hero for conceding to Buhari.

So he is now a hero because he conceded? Did he have a choice?

GEJ has played Politics with the Lives of thousands of our Countrymen for too long. History will never be kind to him. Note that He wasn't magnanimous by accepting defeat, the circumstances and factors were all against him. He didn't concede, he was compelled to. He didn't give us democracy, we demanded it and we got it. He is not a hero by any standard.

We should separate sentiments from matters of National Interest, all those who made hate speeches should be prosecuted. All those who stole our collective wealth must be jailed and made to refund the money.

Sending congratulatory messages to Buhari should not confer automatic Immunity to these Wicked Criminals.

The true Heroes are those who stood up in the rain to vote and stayed to make sure their votes count. Not GEJ who allowed impuntiy unchecked, to whom "Stealing is not corruption".

GEJ's concession of defeat is commendable, but not admirable. He must answer for embezzled funds.[/b]

- Brimmie (2015)

Bros, God Don grant you your heart desires for this year. This one alone wey you talk, you are blessed.

Make I no talk much.

Koro

Please who knows the where about of the following people
Bovi, FFK, Doyin?

What could be running thru the mind of PEJ now?

will Koro still serve in his newly appointed ministerial office?

you remember the year Chelsea (APC) won Liverpool (PDP) in the champions League (Inec Election) after Liverpool had dumped them out in about two OR THREE successive seasons (election year).

BRIEF HISTORY.

Chelsea won the first leg in Anfield by 1-3 (akwa ibom- kaduna, Kano, katsina).
Surprisingly, Liverpool came back strong in the first 30 minutes of the second leg at Stamford Bridge scoring two goals (Cross River, Rivers).

the game was ending at 3-4 until Frank Lampard (North) struck the finisher.

Mourinho (Nigerians) jubilated with this sign "IT IS FINISHED"

Na my own be this.
Abeg, Nigerians Don wise up

M17:
divide THIS COUNTRY . THIS COUNTRY ALREADY DIVIDED YOU CAN SEE IT CLEARLY .IF NIGER-DELTA HAD THIS CO-OPERATION AS


EARLY AS 1965 . SOUTH EAST INCLUDING NIGER -DELTA WOULD HAVE DEVELOPED ON THE SAME LEVEL WITH U.A.E .




ALL JIHADIST NORTHERNER / MALLAM VOTED THEIR OWN . IT IS ONLY SOUTH WEST WHO VOTED A FOREIGNER FROM CHAD ON JIHAD MISSION TO CONQUER SOUTH EAST /SOUTH SOUTH .



SOUTH WEST DID YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE WRONG ? ONCE JONATHAN LOSE SAY BYE BYE TO OUR OIL .

If you reason like this, then be sure that God will dry up that oil.
When God was allocating natural resources to nations on the earth, was it only SE nd SS he gave oil too or Nigeria at large.?

Jonathan and PDP have succeeded in dividing Nigeria with ethnic and religious sentimental just in a bid to win ordinary election. oneness and pursue for same goal is what will build this nation

ireneony:
foolishness is wen u go 2 London 2 campaign
with ppl that ve no PVC.
»insane is wen u've bin shouting "up Nepa" since u were born nd xpect GEJ to be a. magician in 4years. »madness is wen u spend 6yrs in d university reading day n night 2 get certificate at d end vote a mallam
without a certificate.
»olodo is wen u use broom 2 sweep without using Parker 2 pack d dirt.
»barawo is wen u say u and ur members will wipe
corruption while ur benefactor owns half of Lagos.
» Mumuness is when a youth votes for his
grandfather to be president when he is supposed
to be the present leader, foolishness is wen an
elder who should be enjoying his old age is
stressing himself doing "I must win
politics" Pls..share 2 orders if u
love naija.

You are one of the fools that have successfully divided Nigeria.
This is what Jonathan has achieved in the last six weeks.
NEVER AGAIN will Nigeria experience such political campaign Jonathan, peace, ffk and Co introduced.

emusmith:
[3/28, 23:35] Smith Emu: Ten Classes Of Christians That Make God Weep


I hope you understand that the term "weep" in this context isn't literal but used in the literary sense.

#byinspiration#

It just doesn't matter to God how far you are away from Him at the moment. What matters is if you are ready to really come back to Him.
I know so well because in some of these areas God had to put up with me and still is...


1. Unforgiving Christians

Unforgiveness has gradually pitched its tent in the heart of some Christians. Jesus commanded us to forgive 70×7 times if hurt. I can't forget the day I saw a friend in hell because she locked someone up in her heart. I told her, she wept and went to the person for forgiveness. God forgave our sins so we are mandated to forgive others also.


2. Complaining Christians

The Israelites complained and God didn't get busy. No! He got angry. Serpents bit them and a lot of them died in the wilderness. Stop complaining. Start thanking!


3. Stingy Christians

They give to everyone (doctors, traders etc) with ease except to God! So pious yet so poor. How pathetic! God wants to lavish His greatest wealth on them but they're not operating on the covenant of seedtime and harvest so they're not close!


4. Unbelieving Christians

These folks are often quick to doubt the testimonies of others in church. They attribute it to "luck" or "work". Hmm! The " Supernatural", they doubt. It hurts God. Heb. 11:6. It is only Faith that puts a smile on God's face


5. Ignorant Christians

Nothing hurts God the most than to watch His people perish for "lack of knowledge ". They rather pray for weeks but can't really sit to hear the Word of God or perhaps THINK on It. God is a God of knowledge, you also should be.


6. Hypocritical Christians

Isaiah likened them to a disturbing smoke before God. They consciously do the wrong they scold others about. Their motto is, " Do as I say and not as I preach". They judge others like they are the Chief Judge. OK.


7. Lying Christians.

Ps.101:7, God said "He that tell lies shall not tarry in My sight". That tells you how much God hates lies. The Devil is called the "father of liars" in John 8:44. If you are lying (white, blue, green etc), whose offspring are you?


8. Dormant Christians

Also known as Unfruitful ones. They are so "heavenly" minded that they ignore their God-given potentials. They live on people even when they have in them great potentials that could make a star outa them. So blind! So wasteful! Will they die with all of these talents in them?

9. Proud Christians

James 4:6- God resists the proud. To resist means to push aside, fight against...and other unbelievable synonyms. How does God spot pride? Prayerlessness, snubbing potential suitors, selfishness etc. Yoruba calls it "egberaga". Humble yourself before God Himself sits on your matter ni. "Pride goes before a fall" can be found twice verbatim in the book of Proverbs. A proud person is simply testing God. Lucifer did and was not. Don't dare.



10. Worldly Christians

Worldliness is the pursuit of worldly things at the expense of God's presence. It could be career, fashion, fame, success in marriage etc.
Indecency in all its dimension is a minute fragment to what that monster called worldliness is. It is a system. It is in power (the power that be). It is an authority. It HAS invaded the world already especially in this last days.


That's why as a child of God, you must know the Word for yourself. You must know God.

Not every church goer is going to Heaven or even believe in it the least. Spotting a lady dressing nude and calling it fashion, a guy drinking beer, a child fussing and cursing aren't all there is to Worldliness. These are all evidences to its existence.


Finally, I beseech brethren, be strong in the Lord and in the power of His might. Put on the whole armour of God so you CAN BE ABLE TO STAND THE WILES OF THE DEVIL.


#hiswordsarepure#emusmith#

God bless you for this sir/ma
I knew I was going to find my own weakness as to the tread.

I can only plead for mercy this day.

santity100:
We voted for GEJ in 2011, He disappointed us.

We are voting for Buhari this 2015

I am sure APC are wiser and by 2019, they should have performed well and if not CHANGE again.

Nigerians Decide
Our Democracy has Matured

Bros, u talk true. That what have been clamoring at My end.
Let use our vote to send a signal that 2nd term is not guaranteed if any govt under performs.

If we continue this way, I bet you twenty years time, a nation of our dream wud have taken shape.

Long live the general, God bless Nigeria

This is shocking news of the year if you ask me.

Jonathan has once said it that the oil subsidy scam cabal are in his cabinet. Boko haram sponsors are in his cabinet and lot more.
He should add this one to it now. Betrayals are in my cabal.

Source: punch.

delishpot:
Of all they stole, its only #100 card they can print?

Bros, u follow me see am.
Them Don dey foul us for Naija no be today.

Do this guy's think at all

udemzyudex:
No proof,how do u want us to believe you?

Blind people too Don begin dey nairaland??

Prior to Saturday general election and smell of eve election violence as observed today in oshodi and other parts of the country, majority of commercial banks in the country have issued out internal circulars for banking doors be closed to customer by 2pm. Advising it staff to tidy up all outstanding transaction for the day and vacate their offices by 5pm tomorrow.

So as staff are advice to leave on time, take charge of their lives and cautiously exercise their civil right, we customers should also walk into banking halls before the set time tomorrow , make our transaction, rush back to our places of work, tidy up task for the day and set for our homes. Exercise our civil right responsibly on Saturday and keep utmost calm.

God bless Nigeria

sauceny:
They say;The only constant thing in life is change,not the kinda change APC is clamoring for...So with the use of new technology,corruption would be fully stopped & every Nigerian would be able to know how the govt utilises expenditures & everything becomes transparent.

You will definitely know when a fool is talking.
Technology my foot. Nigeria is the first country I heard where technology is been used to fight corruption.
Technology is used to fight fraud like atm fraud, email fraud (hacking) etc. A functional and non corrupt law court fights corruption, se u hear.

Meanwhile, until ur technology tells me what has been done to former aviation minister, action taken on ekiti election rigging, fuel subsidy scam, immigration scam, missing $20bn and most importantly what the presidency needs 10 private jet for, it is sai BABA

wakacome:
I asked a friend's father who is a judge at a federal high court about what do judges normally do in such cases like this one e.g concerning buhari qualification or disqualification,,he gave me an answer that "shocked"me,he quoted the bible and said"blessed is the man that acted with wisdom"..and i asked him what is he trying to say,he said "wisdom is more stronger than law"""and he kept quiet,then i started thinking to myself what is this man trying to say then i later found out from him that the court will dismiss the case for the sake of "peace and unity"in the country,i told him but nobody is above the "law"he replied and said,"wisdom is above the law".....

that got me thinking throughout yesterday........




Wakacome

Hmm, what manner of man is this.
I will save this page and refer to it whenever I have a decision to make.

bright007:
GEJ is working

fresh air all the way from Otueke.

Is this fan powered by electricity or charge battery?

I won't allow you lie to me, this is rechargeable fan.

Tell gej to leave aso Rock since he can't fix power.

AlfaSeltzer:
What a shame.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb2fOrE0eM4

Haba, Nigerians, why have we allowed sentiment and hatred eat us up like this.

For Christ sake, non of those guys were arrested. It was a protective and security measure put in place by the British police.

Let me enlighten you just in case you don't know. Buhari in that video was in Chatham house, London to give a speech, address some issues in Nigeria and take some questions.
The PDP paid some protesters to stage a protest against the General on that day, pro-buhari also came out to support the General.

It became tense that it was unadvised for Buhari to take the main entrance out or even go back with the same car he came with.
The Americans are security cautious. They had to avert any violence that may erupt if the anti-buhari set their eyes on him (Buhari).

Their plan worked successfully. Only few people knew Buhari had gone. The police averted any unrest by taking the General away in their van instead allowing him enter the same car he came with which the protesters were aiming at.

What matters most is the consent and blessings of both parent. and then the traditional where rites are been paid

Slizbeat:
Windowxp5 and chukwuma101, you guys know that you are not being truthful because you want your preferred candidate to win..........I challenge you to bring that kid down to my residence at Lagos, I will pay the transport and accommodation bills, and also invite the press to give a live coverage of her debating to the entire Nigerian masses.

Slizbeat, I commented earlier on this tread where I made mention I was in primary four when I started debating with SSS students in my school then. Believe me, I am not exaggerating.

Jomiloju Tunde Oladipo was nine years old when he became Nigeria' youngest Microsoft certified professional.
One thing you must know is that children learn fast with what they hear and see within them.

Below is what he said concerning his parent.
“ My mum and dad were very supportive.
They always tell me never to give up and eventually
it paid off. Moreover, they had bought the latest Dell
laptop. Again, I am always fascinated about
computer. The way it works and the process, and the
way it organizes data .”

So if an eight years old child who can read, write and understands English wrote that piece then you should know the source of his knowledge.

ikaboy:
if you listen to Jimi Disu today on classic FM, you will conclude that the Buhari's movement is unstoppable. Todays episode was with the children and in the course of the program, he decided to test their political prowess. I was taken aback with these kids position on their choice of presidency backed with facts. 99% pitched tent with the people's general with facts to buttress their position.

Am afraid, Otuekes return for Jonathan is a sure bet.

I love when people speak knowing what is obtainable. Children, hmm. They know more than what we know.
If we had been this expose and let me use the word wise, Nigerian for Don better te te.

It high time the ruling party know that GMB will win this election so that they won't be surprise by the time the outcome is announced.

I am so confident of this by means of revelation

Slizbeat:
I was a teacher and I bet you and tell you that an 8-year old can never write such. Of what importance is this to us? A child that was never there during Buhari's time is saying he did better when he was there. A child that can't articulate a one-paged composition of his/her self but will begin to write about buhari?

Enough of all these useless, senseless and baseless campaign propaganda.......last time I check, it was a 9-year old girl that saved about 5000 and donated to GMB for campaign. Now it's an 8-year old. Soon it will be 3year-old.

Last of all, look very at pictures 2 and 3, you will notice d page on 3 is a continuation of 2 but on 2, it's clear that nothing was written on d subsequent page b4 it was snapped. TRY HARDER NEXT TIME, THIS ONE NO SELL.

My friend, simply say you have never seen or taught such a student before. I was in primary four when I was debating with SSS students in my school. In primary 5,the principal offered me a promotion to JSS 1 without having to write common entrance but my parent refused. They believed the common entrance was the starting point to prove my intelligence since I had no strong rival in my class again.

Please let take politics and sentiments away, let face the reality.

Thanks

I have and will always maintain that my problem with GEJ, his advisers, and PDP during this re-election campaign is their approach. Two image demoralizing documentary is currently been aired, personal attacks is another main concentration of his campaign. The little he managed to achieve during his time in office is been exaggerated and only few can be said to be beneficiaries meanwhile, everybody can feel his failed govt in security, education, economy and most importantly corruption, even US knows.

I had a glimpse of his concert in Lagos either last week or the previous (meet with the president) and today again, another one is going on (presidential interactive session with Nelly wood stars) . Meanwhile, I can't take my eyes off TVC cause what am seeing the APC advertise is currently what Nigerians are facing and important thing is the change they keep professing in the advert.

Sincere Nigerians, who have convinced you enough
A concert organizer and dollar sharer, note if he enters, such will die because he will not run for 3rd term.

A man we all know his past (good and bad) who have regret and admit his wrong dictatorship and look forward to savage the nation following the rule of law currently on ground.

All what gej said he will do in 2011, he's yet to do 20% of it. I will rather vote Buhari and watch how far he will deliver becos I know 100% is not visible.

Dear Nairalanders,
how will my list complete without this last one.

if to say i lie for this one, make ..................
6)Oil marketers.
oga nepa, shut down power for two weeks, after come my office, cheque dey wait for you

abeg help, who the last person fit be from your mind??

windowxp5:
3)Powerbank.
you be android phone, Apple, windows or blackberry user and you no get your own power for pocket, i sorry for you oo

4)Rechargeable Lamp abi touch.
this one, even the rich self get am. abi them no go carry light on start generator?

5)Rechargeable Fan. Fan-nu, maka gini?
Nigerians enriching china since 80bc

windowxp5:
1) Generators.
they come in sizes and type. some are even called plants.
at least every compound or apartment in Nigeria has that one label 1 (i big pass my neighbor

2) Inverter.
no bank in Nigeria that doesn't use it. abi can they afford to burn diesel over night say because of ATM machine. how many of visit the ATM around 1a.m

3)Powerbank.
you be android phone, Apple, windows or blackberry user and you no get your own power for pocket, i sorry for you oo

4)Rechargeable Lamp abi touch.
this one, even the rich self get am. abi them no go carry light on start generator?