₦airaland Forum

Akponmfet:
This one that can't even win his home state.
Some people think contesting for the presidency is a joke. You need a base and structure to win elections,votes don't fall from heaven.

Well, obj never won at home

Lols

Northernblood5:
Ungrateful Black Africans, Ask your leaders

Lol

Dude you're neck deep with Stockholm syndrome

All these are Greek gifts, they give you with right hand and take it back (even more) with left hand.

Till date these thieves you call civilised African benefactors are still returning artefacts they stole from our fore fathers.

The West plundered Africa, enslaved us, partitioned us and wrote our history for us, unfortunately slaves like you are in commercial quantity to lick the azz of the oppressors.

Pierocash:
The 14 properties are they mobile phones, how can 14 properties be 15million naira?

Lols

Igbofam:
The Russian central bank handles payments and they are not frozen. Putin is just clutching at straws right now

Mumu buhari supporter

Nova1988:
Bleep facebook.

it's for only old people.

And kids

okrikaboi:
This will encourage campaigns. No more COVID it is time for elections. Naija sweet if you get money sha, you go fulfill every fantasy no cap

I can relate…

Totally agree

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TheOldGods:
We have been dating for a while now. Been coming to my house and my parents knows her. Normally she visits and sleeps over and ofcourse because she is my guest ,I'll have to give her food etc.


So today I decided to be different. I told her I was hungry and if she was, ofcourse she hurried and said yes, dresses up and jumped in my lexus. I just smiled, and started the car and we drove to a restaurant.

Before we got down from the car, I told her that I don't want to spend more than 3k on the meal between the both of us, and I told her to handle it, which she said fine, and split the fees to 1500 each. She got her food and a huge chicken which everything was 1500 naira on her end, and I got swallow which was about 1050 naira on my end. And the total money was 2550 naira. Then suddenly my girlfriend told me she also wants plantain, that the money is not yet upto 3k. That it must reach 3k. I was shocked because, if we were married then she can't help me save money when I tell her let's cut down cost. I thought she would even be happy that she saved me money and now we didn't send upto that 3k. But wow.

The waiter wanted to take the food and add the plantation of 450, but I refused and told her to collect her payment as we were done ordering.

My so called girlfriend then got angry and decided to seat somewhere far away from me, and we didn't see each other till I was done eating, although she waited for me. To my surprise she didn't eat that food, she packaged it back in a takeaway bag, and kept it for me. I asked her why she didn't eat the food she ordered by herself which was already 1500, as we agreed, and she said she won't eat it, and I took the food back. I ate the food myself with the chicken.

Right now, I don't want to take this relationship serious. Did I do the wrong thing by not allowing her spend the remaining money and making it 3k? Which ofcourse was the remaining money from my own food.?

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This is what being broke can make a man (boy) do.

Mr integrity tester

EvilSec:
Sometimes I think about quitting my job for no reason other than I'm curious if I could make it in another industry. Working in tech doesn't feel like being successful, it feels like the final stage of a stock market bubble where everyone is convinced they're Warren Buffet.
Would like to know if you guys can you survive if you stopped working in tech?

you obviously in the wrong kind of tech

Mozegee:
I don't know who u are but just know today that 100 of Wike cannot stop Amaechi.Horw on earth do you think this man can get even 5 votes.

If it ever gets to wike vs Amaechi, in Rivers wike wins, everywhere else Amaechi wins.

But Apc will not play that gamble

Wike is Going for it, his declaration has put a final stop on anything Amaechi may have been planning

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Hndrrxxx:
but political fraudsters are not thiefs?? Like are you even listening to yourself cuz I don't understand how and not even sure your brain works

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Like I said a thief is a thief, regardless of whatever you chose to call it

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Hndrrxxx:
you talk shyt like a preacher. Xdd it seems your mental capabilities are in doubt

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A thief is a thief even if you call it yahoo yahoo

Hndrrxxx:






They are never going to arrest suspected political fraudsters or are they??

Efcc will get you soon enough and you can ask them that question directly

They’ll soon call it what-about-sm

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alsudan:
These ones are dreaming of a thiefnibu joint ticket so the sick man can die after 6 months.

They keep testing the waters by muting a Muslim/Muslim ticket, but to the same Islamic fanatics a Christian/Christian ticket can never be even imagined talk more of happening.

Nigerian Christians must wake up to the game the Muslims are playing.

That’s why they are insisting on Atiku or Thiefnibu, so that head of tail, another Muslim will succeed Buhari.

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Face your Christianity and leave politics alone.

You can't be both

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Uprightness100:
These guys are joking with their destinies.
GOD ALMIGHTY, the HOLY one of Israel warns against those that try to Divide HIS Land.

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jrusky:
Ok noted.

Cripple want to run a race with a blind man.

India is a cripple nation willing to run race with blind motherfucker Putin both are useless and of no economical value to the world. Russia produce oil but not only country that produce it Nigeria produce oil, Saudi produce oil etc so what the f u c k Russia blabla?

Who is India? No 3 poorest country in the world. Among first 3 most uneducated in the world. Economically Zero. Bigger population useless heads.

India my a s s . I hate them with passion.

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Rants of a poverty striken negro

BKayy:
The problem of Anambra State has always been Agbero/Agboro or whatever they call themselves these days. I have been campaigning against it since God knows when.

Once Agboro is eradicated, Anambra will surpass any state in Nigeria in ease of doing business. After Agboro, next will be Okpoko.

Na agboro abeg, leave agbero for Lagos people

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angelEmade:
Sorry man but you must be a big mumu oo
Quiet a number of people opening this topic will have similar thoughts. This is Nigeria and how many of such funds actually end up with the farmers and people in the fields?!
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Besides questions like these will challenge people at the 'top' to take accountability for these funds seriously.
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What the person you quoted have opined is only the true state of things and except you have assurances that these funds will not be diverted please shut the f***ck...
I come in peace.

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I wish buhari can ban those trouble makers with their useless bbc hausa, piggin and other useless vehicles of propaganda

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Oshodipikin:
When I read the comments of some children who knows
nothing about life not to talk of war here on nairaland, I laff
in
swahili...
NATO IS AVOIDING WAR WITH RUSSIA FOR YOUR SAKE.

NATO's decision to not close the sky over Ukraine is correct.
A shooting war between Russia and NATO should be
avoided
as much as possible and the way the US has been evading
that confrontation is simply the right thing to do.If you think
it
is cowardice, it is because you don't know and this post will
brief you.
Let me set it out in a very brief way. There are three types of
wars:
1. Conventional war - which is fought according to the rules
of war: Don't kill civilians and children, don't hit civilian
infrastructure, don't shoot surrendering enemy soldiers and
PoWs, etc.
2. Total war - which Russia seems to be fighting in Ukraine
right now and which it fought against Chechnya in Grozny. In
a total war, you just kill everybody you see and destroy
everything on your way.
3. Nuclear war.
On a normal day, Russia will fall quickly to NATO if NATO
engages it in a conventional or a total war and Putin has
admitted that much in a speech recently. There is no contest
in that. NATO's firepower is extensive and its generals are
top
level.
However, the mismatch will force Russia to quickly resort to
'final-solution' tactics while it can - it will launch its arsenal
of
nuclear weapons. Lets be quickly reminded that since the
1970s, both the West and Russia have thousands of nuclear
tipped missiles already programmed to hit targets in all
major
cities on each other's soil. With just the press of a button,
those missiles will fly out and head for their targets.
But there are difficulties. Both sides have watchmen that are
not sleeping. Every inch of Russian territory is under a 24/7
scan for missile launch by the West, using flare and heat
detection satellites. Russia has the same system.
The moment a rocket motor ignites (most missiles are
powered by rocket motors. Cruise missiles use air-breathing
jet engines - pretty much the same used by aeroplanes, but
they could be ramjets or jets with afterburners. Cruise
missiles are usually called precision guided weapons), they
know in the West. These missile scouts will start to track
the
missile or missiles and note their number, velocity and
heading. They have about 10 minutes to confirm and
reconfirm that missiles are being launched against the West.
In this case they will mostly be ICBMs (Intercontinental
Ballistic Missiles). Well, despite the heavy name, they are
actually simple orbital rockets that can get into orbit and
then
re-enter the earth at the appropriate location - above their
targets. At this point, they will release their thermonuclear
warheads or bombs (all modern nuclear bombs carry
thermonuclear warheads, that is, warheads that uses a small
hydrogen bomb to initiate a chain reaction in its main fission
bomb of Plutonium or Uranium). These warheads are shaped
like cones and they are about 1.2m in height with a base
diameter of about 800mm.
The real active ingredient, Uranium or Plutonium inside the
conical device is not bigger than a football but they are
packed with the horrendous power of creation itself, the
power of the nucleus of an atom called the Strong Force.
Two things will then happen in line with strictly established
procedures it call it Battle Order.
Once a missile attack is detected, the US will immediately
move it's president, his family, Pentagon chiefs and a few
citizens into a bunker that is about 2 kilometers below the
ground and under a mountain. It is suspended upon springs
so it can withstand tectonic forces from a nuclear blast on
the surface. The bunker contains provisions for two years to
sustain the occupants. (I have seen the image somewhere
about 25 years ago in maybe Times Magazine). Reporters
taken there were blindfolded and flown for hours so they will
not have a clear sense of direction. The location is totally
secret but it is suspected that it is Nevada. It was not dug
out
directly but a lateral tunnel was created several miles away
to
this subterranean site.
1. The West will launch countermeasures at these warheads.
(Usually, they will be 13 to 17 on each ICBM and at this
stage, they are in their terminal altitude in space). This is the
threat level the American THAAD anti-missile system is
designed to contain. It will fly into space and try to steer kill
vehicles into those warheads and of course, the success
rate
will understandably only be partial. Some will end up
successfully re-entering the earth and dive (under zero
power) for their targets. At this point, the Patriot system will
come into action and try to swat the warheads. The Patriot
complex deals with missiles within the atmosphere.
2. Simultaneously NATO will give orders for its own missile
launches and within minutes, you will see missiles rise from
silos and from submarines heading East to attack preset
targets. B-52s ('Stratofortress'), B1, ('Spirit') and B2 ('Bones')
-
all long range bombers will take off from the US, Germany
and probably Japan armed with hydrogen and Plutonium
bombs and head for Russia. There are also about 1,500
nuclear weapons on each side that are currently in the field,
mingled with conventional weapons but known to
commanders. Those are probably the most dangerous of all
these arsenal of nuclear weapons because they are already
and permanently dispersed in the field. All - everything will
be
launched within just about 30 minutes in this make or break
final combat.
Everything described above from the moment one side
launches its nuclear weapons will not take more than 45 to
60
minutes and it is all over. If the attack takes place at night,
right here in Nigeria, if you look northwest towards Europe or
east northwest towards the United States, or northeast
towards Russia, you will actually see a dull glow in your
night
sky though you won't hear the thunder of the explosions.
The next three days or even a week will be normal although
wind patterns may have become suspect. Thereafter, you
will
observe that the sky is getting darker and midday seems like
dusk. That is the cloud of a global thermonuclear warfare.
The sun will be screened out for months and plants will die
off. This will lead to global famine, first step. Of course,
global
trade is already gone and the world has reverted to primitive
levels. The Internet is no more and telephone services have
become epileptic.
Next will come the global outbreak of all forms of cancers
from radiation carried around the world by the cloud earlier
described. Death will become so much more desirable than
life that those alive will curse their lot.
There will be survivors of course: those who have been
hidden away in military grade silos and have ample supplies
to carry them for about two years.
Those who just manage to go through about three years of
life as foragers and scavengers and somehow have not been
killed by skin cancer, blood cancer and other forms of
metastasis. They are the ones that will populate the new
world and begin to try to establish a new civilization.
Now you have an idea why NATO keeps avoiding fighting
with
Russia. It is simply to keep YOU alive.

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You're terrible at copy and paste

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Oddfinder:
She doesn't even qualify to work for Nigeria..so save ur emotions

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You that qualified what job have you done for your country?

seunmsg:
The image was a prank that was done by someone on social media now, it was not from her. Anybody with a phone can do picmix and post it online.

It’s so sad we lost such a brilliant and committed public administrator to evil power play over nothing. She served the country excellently but she was attacked, abused and insulted all through the period.

Those that made a career of attacking her daily then don’t even know who is the current finance minister. Anyway, she has done her part and moved on. History will be kind to her as the best finance minister we’ve had since 1999.

It broke my heart when Nigerians sacrificed such a descent talent in the alter of politics for absolutely nothing.

The woman was wronged by the system and all who fed on her vulnerable state.

I doubt if she'll accept to work for Nigeria ever again.

Just like America assassinated four seating presidents like Abraham Lincoln, James A. Garfield, William McKinley and John F. Kennedy.

Dumb attempt at hoarx and fear mongering

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Ajens1991:
It's okay bro... I understand how you feel. I've seen similar things from my wife.
Lemme ask you this, does your wife attend the same church with you? If yes, then the two of you have to go back to your pastor for counseling.

Second, don't ever report your wife to your family or even her own family. If she tells you to give her space, politely leave her to her wish. If she decides to leave the house on her own, don't force her to stay.

Before I forget, don't pity or pamper her anymore. Her kind of woman does not like a soft hearted man, it irritates them especially when it comes to being decisive. You have an obligation to control your home; your wife inclusive.
Too bad you married someone who's not ready for marriage.

BRO BE BRUTAL AND BLUNT WITH HER, SHE CANNOT GO ANYWHERE. YOU ARE AT AN ADVANTAGE NOW; SHEY YOU SAY SHE JUST BORN? SO NO WORRY, HER HEAD GO REACH HOUSE WHEN YOU STOP TO PET HER.

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Worst advice ever...

Nothing ruins marriage faster than all these pastors

KeepSilent:
hell is real bro

Feel free to embrace hellfire, I don’t give a shit what happens to me after death

Totilopussylick:
Where do cultist go to after they died

Same place everyone else goes...the grave