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Anthony and Cleopatra

Anthony and Cleopatra are lying dead on the floor of a villa in Egypt. There are pieces of broken glass all around them. The only witness is a dog. They were not poisoned, and there were no marks on their bodies.


How did they die?

kennygee:
We better take Agriculture seriously cause our oil is already becoming useless to some countries due to their commitment to Global warming/Climate change measures.

Global warming and palm oil? Wtf woman

This is getting outta hand ...what will be the fate of corpers serving in the Northern and S/E region of Nigeria

IamSINZ:
Angelica is an average Naija girl so this is not new. The girls who ignored me when I was trekking are now humble AF!

ritababe:
nice one, at least I can step out of my house tomorrow.

I hope they withdraw, my place is almost empty like the place they act the walking dead.

You can come spend some time at my place, till everything returns to Normalcy

Frankyboy1:
The poo is about to hit the fan but I do not blame kanu at all,neither do not blame the jobless and uninformed youths! I blame you, I blame me of igbo descents, with some level of formal education,I blame the elites and leaders of opinions and tots who were too scared to speak so as not to be labeled traitors or loose their political base. When kanu started out,just one hour listening to radio biafra he lost me,because I knew how this all was going to end, you cannot fight oppression with hate,you can not sew hatred and expect to reap honey, but yet elders whispered in secret and no one spoke out and loud! I hear people here saying NK did nothing, 're you for real, the greatest tragedies is the world has come from eleloquent and inspring speeches coated with hate by supreme leaders,and lives and properties will be lost in massive proportions,the hitlers of this world, the guyana tragedy,NK falls in those circle,and some of you wicked igbos in the east says igbos who 've lived and invested all their lives in the North Will be the collateral damage.for ur illusive freedom, May evil visit you all,if they return will you harbor them or give a dime of ur money to start up,NK has a cult like fellowship, why not use it to ur advantage by pushing for restructuring geared towards the N.A. Senate and all igbo elected leaders,until we 're heard,an unrest void of tribal or religious bashing of other tribes,an unrest for the youths of Nigerians,who bear the brunt of bad leadership,we have our tribal differences ,which interference can be minimized tru restructuring,ur problem is not the Hausa man struggling to irk a living,it's.not d yoruba youth who does not know where d next meal might come from, it's not d igbo youth who fights tooth and nail to achieve a brighter future, it's d political class the elites our leaders who cut across all tribes and religion,

This is really informative and educative, thanks a million bro

RexEmmyGee:
Lol. Are you sure you are seeing

Nope my phone uses Braille...

She's cute

My black eyes, still manageable though

ONA NO DEY HEAR WORD! BIAFRA CANNOT AND WILL NOT EXIST..
WHERE THE FCK IS YOUR LEADER?
PROBABLY CHILING IN ONE HOTEL...
THE STUBBORN FLY THEY SAY FOLLOW THE CORPSE TO THE GRAVE

YES! AND LATER USE THE CHILD FOR RITUALS!

makydebbie:
Op your wife is beautiful. I see beautiful kids in the nearest future.

Like ours ...you're my missing rib I swear

ekems2017:
Why would a house maid cook your food?

Women!!!!women !!!! wake up

That's the job of the maid...am even thinking of getting one set, probably 18, from akwa ibom, chocolate in complexion...

BIAFRA IS A BIG JOKE!!

blackbeau1:
isakaba, ijele and my favourite tho a Lil bit recent Last burial

Lol you should be married babe

Glamour girls
Karashika
Full Moon
Vuga
Blood Money
Oganigwe
Grass to Grace


Chai memories

Why is he smiling?

Yhemit:
information from last year calendar.

This was how last yr batch b calendar goes: NYSC Mobilization Time Table For 2016 Batch B
S/NO Event Date
1 Display of list of all approved programmes for institutions on NYSC portal for cross checking and feedback 14th – 21st September 2016
2 Collation of Prospective Corps Members’ Data by Corps Producing Institutions CPIs 12th – 30th September 2016
3 Submission/Uploading of Senate/Academic Board Approved Results for Full/Part-Time Graduates and Revalidation Lists by CPIs 3rd – 8th October 2016.
4 Uploading of Corrected Lists by Corps Producing Institutions 8th – 14th October 2016
5 On-line Registration by Foreign and locally Trained Nigerian Graduates 17th October – 12th November 2016
6 Entertainment of complaints from Prospective Corps Members by the state Deployment and Relocation officers and NYSC Help Lines/Desks officers. 17th October – 12th November, 2016
7 Forwarding of Complaints to Mobilisation Dept by State Deployment and Relocation officers 17th October – 12th November, 2016
8 Deployment and Printing of Call-up Letters by ICT Department 14th – 19th November, 2016
9 Notification/On-line Printing of Call-up Letters/Delivery of Call-up letters to Institutions 21st – 25th November, 2016
10 On-line Printing of Deployment Disposition by Corps Producing Institutions CPIs 21st – 25th November, 2016.



Culled from the nysc group

@Trottle

Thanks for this info..hopefully timetable would be out this month

Me too bro.... I feel certain disgust just staring at em after sex

I swear this Game of thrones finale is the weakest finale I've seen in a while, so many fcking plot holes..make dem do end the series joor.. It has lost its flavour already


Take it or leave this season was pure garbage.. Poor acting..poor scripting.. Plot holes , meaningless conversations

Wife of the Arsenal FC fan who slumped and died in Owerri, the Imo state capital during last weekend Premier League game against Stoke City, has opened up on how her husband, a ‘die-hard’ supporter of the Gunners, died.

The man’s wife, Ndidi Ejimba, who has three kids, said since Dominic, her husband died, on Saturday evening, things have not remained the same for the family.

The woman said that watching Arsenal play in any competition at all, was life to her husband.

She said the deceased had left his shop later that afternoon to watch matches involving top English Premiership clubs.

She told Punch, “My husband came back to the shop at the end of the first half of the match between Arsenal and Stoke City to urinate.

“He promised to be back at the end of the match, telling me how his club would win. But about 20 minutes after he left to watch the second half of the match, somebody rushed to the house to inform me that he had slumped at the viewing centre and that he was being rushed to a hospital.

“When I got to the hospital and saw him, he was almost dead. He was on a stretcher. At a point, one of our neighbours, who was among those that rushed him to the hospital, told me to go back to lock the shop and get a vehicle we could use to transfer him to another hospital.

“According to him, the hospital he was rushed to couldn’t handle the situation. I never knew it was a trick to send me away from the place because all that time my husband was already dead.

“It was until the next day, which was a Sunday that I finally believed that my husband was dead after he failed to wake up.

“His corpse was finally deposited at the morgue by the hospital workers. The sight of his lifeless body left me in utmost shock and a deep sorry state.

“My husband was neither sick nor showed any sign of being unhealthy. He woke up normally and we were all looking forward to a great day and other activities that weekend before the tragedy.

“We had plans together as a family but now death has taken him away. He died less than one month after we moved into our new house in the village. We were planning to dedicate the new building with relatives and friends when he died.

“To imagine that my husband who took good care of us is no longer around is unbelievable . I don ’t know where to go from here because life has not been the same for us since then.

“Watching Arsenal play was his life. He would rebuke and sometimes ignore me whenever I told him to reduce his obsession with Arsenal.

“He loved the club so much. He was ready to chase his customers away and lock up his shop just to watch the team play.

“For the 10 years that we were married, he never stopped watching football matches involving Arsenal.

“He was a loving man to his family and all those who came in contact with him. He had a lot of plans for us especially the children whom he promised to train to any level as far as education was concerned.

“He did his best to always make us comfortable and happy; we never knew death would snatch him away from us so soon. Words cannot tell how much we will miss him.”

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Eya

ClaudiaM:
Thank you

You're pretty ni.. I hope we meet in camp

Why people dey like this

If this wan dey drag my gf with me , I go just jerjerly leave am o

mayorall:
Payment plus shipping?

Yes

Please how much does it cost to ship this laptop from amazon

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