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My gf left me because I didn't have Beards, now that I have manage to grow beards, she came back and left again, because I didn't have a car, I managed to save and i got one small car, she came back and left again, because I stayed in a self contain... I got a new job rented 1 bedroom flat, she came and left again, because I don't live in a duplex....





Where can I buy land in Lagos

Still better than Game of thrones

My gf left me because I didn't have Beards, now that I have manage to grow beards, she came back and left again, because I didn't have a car, I managed to save and i got one small car, she came back and left again, because I stayed in a self contain... I got a new job rented 1 bedroom flat, she came and .....

Nigerian police and bribe... According to the story, they said he was thirstyt, and they sent someone to get water for him, before they knew what was happening, he pushed a police officer and jumped over the fence, ran straight into the bush

Buhari

Thought they've scrapped this shi*

Festus right now

Tochyodikwa:
Lol God should give plenty more girls sense like this.. Cos what am seeing on naijauncut.com eh, girls nude leaking like water everyday

Thanks for sharing the website...

Am beginning to lose interest in this show...its so fcking predictable... I hope they do better next season..

Narldon:




Lemme Com'an apply for Cosmetic Surgery sharp-sharp

Babe you're perfect the way you are..

May their souls rest in peace..
I hope this case is not swept under the rug sha...

This is a real story of a young Ex-University
girl
who passed away last month. Her name is
Lilian.
She was hit by a car at Nugua on her
way to
work at Tema. She was working with
MTN. She
had a boy friend named Enock, a banker
who
was recently transferred to Accra . Both of
them
were true lovers. She spent half of the
day and
most night talking with Enock on her
phone.
Lilian's family knew about their
relationship.
Enock was very close to Lilian's family in
spite of
the tribal differences. (just imagine their
love.)
Before she passed away at Tema General hospital, she told
her
friends:"If I pass away, please bury me
with my
cell phone"She also said the same thing
to her
parents. After her death at Tema, the
attendants
couldn't carry her body from the mortuary.
A lot
of them tried to do so but couldn't. So
they
went to call a Priest in church who had
the gift
of communicating with the dead. He
sprinkled
some salt and water on the body and
started
speaking to himself slowly. After a few
minutes,
he said:"this girl is missing something".
Then
her friends told them about her intention
to be
buried with her phone. They asked them
to
bring a coffin, and then they opened it
and
placed her phone inside the casket. After
that,
they tried to carry the body which could
now be
moved and they carried it away easily.
Everyone
was shocked. A day later which was Lilian's
birthday, Enock came to their house with
gifts
but was so shocked to receive the news.
He
couldn't believe because he still spoke
with Lilian
the previous day, He then tried calling
her
phone again in their presence and
behold! It
rang and Lilian picked it and they were
chatting.
They called the priest to come and
intervene
and when he came and prayed for 5
hours,It
was revealed that MTN IS EVERYWHERE YOU GO.
Chill! Don't insult me yet, am in my grandpa's house come and beat me if u can,

This is a real story of a young Ex-University
girl who passed away last month. Her name is
Lilian.She was hit by a car at Nugua on her
way towork at Tema. She was working with
MTN. Shehad a boy friend named Enock, a banker
whowas recently transferred to Accra . Both of
themwere true lovers. She spent half of the
day andmost night talking with Enock on her
phone.Lilian's family knew about their
relationship.Enock was very close to Lilian's family in
spite ofthe tribal differences. (just imagine their
love.)Before she passed away at Tema General hospital, she told
herfriends:"If I pass away, please bury me
with my cell phone"She also said the same thing
to her
parents. After her death at Tema, the
attendants
couldn't carry her body from the mortuary.
A lot
of them tried to do so but couldn't. So
they
went to call a Priest in church who had
the gift
of communicating with the dead. He
sprinkled
some salt and water on the body and
started
speaking to himself slowly. After a few
minutes,
he said:"this girl is missing something".
Then
her friends told them about her intention
to be
buried with her phone. They asked them
to
bring a coffin, and then they opened it
and
placed her phone inside the casket. After
that,
they tried to carry the body which could
now be
moved and they carried it away easily.
Everyone
was shocked. A day later which was Lilian's
birthday, Enock came to their house with
gifts
but was so shocked to receive the news.
He
couldn't believe because he still spoke
with Lilian
the previous day, He then tried calling
her
phone again in their presence and
behold! It
rang and Lilian picked it and they were
chatting.
They called the priest to come and
intervene
and when he came and prayed for 5
hours,It
was revealed that MTN IS EVERYWHERE YOU GO.
Chill! Don't insult me yet, am in my grandpa's house come and beat me if u can,

Thank God for their lives...

I fcking hate Nigerian bloggers eh! Bunch of liars..

bennymark:
I was almost keeping quiet in order not to be called a hater, until I saw your comment.


every the water ripple effect is different. I have used Photoshop for over 8 years now, trust me I know when I see a fake.


none of the fishes from the bulb look like anything in the other photos




to infact profess professionalism, you should user a brush to add the water ripple effect then give it life


I can trace those photos on Google if I had so much time to waste

No need for argument ... If you want send me any picture of your choice and let me give you the same effect.
Why is it so difficult to comprehend?
I followed the tutorial on YouTube to create that
So what's the big deal...

dudebuck:
the fishes in a light bulb is not yours! You are not the originator, that is a tutorial on Photoshop done by another person, you claim it is your own.

When did I claim is mine?
I followed the tutorial and I did it so?
I can still create that same image with a different concept

Siscooh:
And faces covered!? O God

That's an old picture o.. She said those aren't their faces...

planetx:
You be real mumu so the one with leafs on his face with his head bashed in and half of his blood on the floor is still alive, so now I have quoted you now get lost.

I just confirmed the incident from a friend too, he said no one died... And those aren't their pics...

Can't wait to be someone's sugar daddy o...

A friend of mine who was at the scene, said they were rushed to the hospital, and they are responding to treatment already...

Mehn that moment would be very tense o...

Judge: I hereby sentence you to death by hanging!

The moon landing was a hoax..it never happened.
The images posted were contradicting...
-a waving American flag...
- Another light source

Y'all should caption this wedding photo! What could have possibly gone wrong

Africa is the greatest continent in the world.. Endowed with so many rich natural resources... Africa is freaking amazing, you just need a travel buddy to take you around Africa, then you'll learn to appreciate its beauty ...
- Lake victoria
- Abu simble Egypt
- Mount Kilimanjaro

The UBA ATM close to my house, has a port for inserting
Disc, you can also charge your phone, what I love most about it is the fact that it is connected to dstv, we sometimes watch football matches there, you can as well browse with it!

I remember the first dog my grandfather gave to me on my birthday, it had long bright colored feathers, I trained it to talk to visitors, it could gist with anybody.. Although I sold it cause it couldn't lay any egg! ...

I thought she was trying to swallow something!

Thank God for her life though

There's absolutely nothing wrong with that image!

When I mastubated on okada did I post it on Nairalandd