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I just installed mine this morning, I've been downloading since morning! 4.5g network speed!!

[quote author=Diso60090 post=61022371]Don't live on the pass tomorrow is another day[/quotee

Through the door of the "past" lies the key to the "future" ..in other to understand our future we must go back to the past!

Nice piece... I really enjoyed reading it....especially the bonny story...I think number 4 was the only successful revolt!

So why's the time table not out yet?

Which station is broadcasting the match? Because I just checked super sports now! Didn't See anything

Basically into book cover designs

I'll be going with the next batch this November..
Please I want to know if I should serve at akwa ibom or Jos? Because I want to serve in a place I can save enough money

Blender is quite difficult, I've been taking lessons for a while, I've improved though, but I prefer photoshop

Savemysoulnow:
NAIRALANDERS PLEASE HELP ME, MY LIFE IS IN DANGER.

Since 5 days ago, I've been receiving many calls from unknown people telling me that someone reported me to them that I'm sleeping with his wife.

Also, 3 days ago, someone posted the same thing on my facebook timeline.

Almost all my facebook friends were also messaging me that they heard that I slept with a woman.

Also, this morning, another unknown person called me to console me on the death of my sister [in which my sister is not dead at all]

What I noticed is that all the unknown callers keep mentioning my full names.

Please, Im a 19 year old boy and also a virgin, I'm a very shy person, I don't like walking with people, not to even talk of having sex with a married woman.
I've never meet the woman anywhere.


My hand is shaking seriously as I'm typing this.

Please what can I do?

Send the numbers to the police..
I think you should have created a topic for this..
So it hit FP?
I think those guys are just 419ners trying to trick you..
I think you should report to a higher authority

Nevee:
Really annoying but man has to move on. INEC training is ongoing for a bye-election and participation has been made compulsory for all of us in my LG. The way my heart beats now ehn when I remember how they were shooting during the LG chairmanship elections around where I stay some weeks back. May God continue to protect all of us.

The Lord will protect you...

Papinowen:
NYSC Batch B 2017 Online Registration And Camp Orientation Calendar – nysc.gov.ng
topgist.com.ng Sep 23, 2017 12:12 AM
Yes the wait for the NYSC Batch B 2017 online registration and camp orientation calendar finally come to an end, this is great news for all Prospective Corp Members (PCM’s) as the full details on how to apply online for the NYSC batch B 2017 has been made known on NYSC website/Portal.

The NYSC 2017 Batch B camp orientation is expected to open on the 14th of November, 2017.

With the date of camp opening already fixed, we would all be eager to know when the online registration would commence. When will the online registration portal open. Well, you are at the right place at the right time.

The NYSC 2017 Batch B online registration portal would be opened on the 10th of October, 2017.

As usual, each NYSC batch has 2 streams. NYSC Batch A stream 1, Batch A stream 2 and NYSC Batch B stream 1 and Batch B stream 2.

The NYSC 2017 Batch B stream 1 would resume camp in November/December, 2017.

The NYSC Batch B stream 2 would resume camp in January/February, 2018.

All you need to know about your orientation camp 2017

How to write NYSC letter of redeployment 2017
Prepare yourself for the registration by making readily available the listed items/details below .

Date of birth
Place of birth
Gender
Marital status
Passport

JAMB registration number.
Matriculation number
First name, middle name and surname as written in your certificate.

The Registration commences on the 10th of next month.

Senate list will be out on the 8th of next month.

According to information from Lagos secretariat, starting from 25th of of month, institution has been given d go ahead to screen in and out names of successful candidates to serve.

This means names will be pasted in your schools

You will only have to go confirm if your names has been listed, and if not, lodge a complain because once your sch submit listed names to nysc and inputed in their senate list, u can no longer complain if your name aint in nysc senate list again.

See all
Report a problem

This info is not on the site though

Motherhood or parenting this days is something or a subject that has been in the mouth of everybody and it seems that no conclusion on a way to go about it has been reached. Mothers this days can go to any length to celebrate their kids and not only that, they now do unclad photoshoot during pregnancy to say the less.
The latest going on now is going unclad to celebrate their kids birthday. I ask, did your own mother do this for you? If she thought it was moral, why didn’t she do same for you? And please don’t give me the crap answer that she lacked imagination because this is totally wrong.
A mother shared this photos on socials, to mark the birthday shoot for her four year old son and captioned it – “Keep your negative comments to yourselves, he is mine”
What are your thoughts?
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iamawara:
This is to notify all Batch B Stream 1 corp members that their three weeks off duty (leave) commenses on the 3rd of October 2017.
This is to enable all personal and cds project completion and not for corp members to travel off duty.
The leave will end on the 24th of October with NYSC membership identity card expiration, corp members are to make necessary clearance (final) between the said date and the proposed date for their passing out parade on friday 3rd, November.
The respective LGis should be contacted for the final clearance modus operandi.
I salute your courage for your effort as a contribution to the integration of our dear nation.
My hearthy congratulations goes to you all.

Thanks



that's what one of my course mate sent to me just now.

I guess camp would be reopened on the 14th of November

Didn't know mud houses could be used as filling stations though
Rip to the dead

People dey sha

bangalee1:
Na one oversabi girl wey get 1.42 GPA for agric

lwkmd..

denvers:
if the nysc timetable doesn't come out next week, I'll give everyone on this thread a million naira, mark my words...

You must pay o

Yhemit:
[9/21, 12:55] Maryam Agric: https://www.xpressgist.com/nysc-batch-b-2017-update-nysc-online-registration-orientation-camp-activities-www-nysc-gov-ng/
[9/21, 12:56] Maryam Agric: Registration commences on the 10th of nxt month
[9/21, 12:56] Maryam Agric: Senate list will be out on the 8th of nxt month
[9/21, 12:56] Maryam Agric: According to information frm lagos secretariat, starting frm 25th of dis month, instituition has been given d go ahead to screen in and out names of successful candidates to serve.
This means names will be pasted in ur schools
[9/21, 12:56] Maryam Agric: You will only have to go confirm if ur names has been listed, nd if not, lodge a complain because once ur sch submit listed names to nysc and inputed in their senate list, u can no longer complain if ur name aint in nysc senate list again.
[9/21, 12:56] Maryam Agric: This is applicable to all schs.
[9/21, 12:57] Maryam Agric: Get more info by going to ur sch admin or DSA to confirm.
Thanks.
[9/21, 13:00] Maryam Agric: *NOTIFICATION TO ALL GRADUATING STUDENTS* �⏰

Good morning to you all ... Pls listen and listen very​ well and pass it to those that are not in group chat .. if you don't have admission letter go and obtain regularization form in jamb now before the commencement of nysc... so that you'll not fall victim of not going to service this year ...
Procedure for it ... Go to jamb site create a portal with Gmail account .. after then log in your reg no and necessary things .. if you've been given admission by jamb when​ you enter university .. you will see your admission letter on it but if not you will go and obtain regularization form and do the necessary things after that you will go and summit to VC'S and after may be 4weeks your admission letter will be sent to your Gmail account ... Please is for your own good
[9/21, 13:01] Maryam Agric: HOW TO DO JAMB REGULARIZATION FOR NYSC REGISTRATION
It is compulsory for all graduates to be cleared by Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) to qualify for mobilization by the NYSC.
Students that were not admitted through JAMB will have to apply for regularization in order to register for
NYSC mobilization .
The JAMB regularization for 2017 NYSC Registration is also called late application and it attracts a fee of N10,000.
The application steps are as follows:
1. Create a Profile
2. Make Payment
3. Download and Print forms
4. Append Signature by relevant authorities
5. Upload printed forms
Students that needs regularization are:
those admitted through Pre-Degree programme (PDS) without JAMB registration number.
those admitted through JAMB mode but found no admission information on the JAMB website.
those admitted through institutions entrance examination without JAMB UTME registration number.

Who the fck is maryam Agric?

You can get books for them...
Where are you serving?

My first crush Fatima taye, primary 3... I remember telling the teacher to flog me on her behalf.. During break period I'll share my lunch into two equal parts just for her sake....she gave me my first kiss...
Anyways she's married now... after all I did for her!

Surdycole2:
Breaking News

NYSC 2017 Batch B to resume camp on 14th of November 2017.
Onlinr registration to start 10th of October 2017.
Nysc batch B
Stream1
Nov/Dec
Nysc batch B
Stream2
Jan/Feb
*NYSC REGISTRATION FORM SAMPLE*
‎
PCMS TRY MASTER BEFORE COMMENCEMENT OF REGISTRATION SO YOU CAN HAVE A STRESSLESS AND WELL PREPARED ONE.‎

*Jamb Reg number
*Matric No.
*First Name, middle name
*Surname
*Date of Birth
*Place of Birth
*Gender
*Marital Status
*Already Have a Previous Call-up? Yes or No
*Space for passport_____
*Physically Challenged?
*Nationality
*State of origin
*Local Government Area
*Present contact Address
*Permanent Address
*Town/ village
*NEXT OF KIN DATA NEXT OF KIN(1)
NEXT OF KIN (2) Name: Relationship: GSM
number: Address: Town: State:
*INSTITUTION ATTENDED:
Primary school details. From: To:
Secondary school details. From: To:
Award: Date of Graduation:
*HIGHER INSTITUTION DETAILS
Institution: From: To: Course: Award:
*MILITARY PERSONNEL? *PARAMILITARY?
*NATIONAL AWARD HONOUR?
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian?
*Armed Force (NAF, NA, or NAVY) and served
for minimum of 9 months? Yes No *Are you
a serving member of National Intelligence
Agency (NIA)? Yes No
*Are you a serving member of Nigerian
Police Force (NPF)? Yes
No.
*Are you a National Awardee? Yes No
*Nigerian Language(s) you speak__________
_______________ _______________ _______________
*Nigerian State(s)
visited________ _______________ _______________
_______________ _______________ _________

*KITS ‎SPECIFICATION:‎
S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 30-32
32-35 12-14 2 Medium 32-33 36-38 14-15
3 Large 35-36 38-40 15-16 4 X-Large 36-38
40-42 16-17 5 XXLarge 38-40 44-46 18-20
‎
*S/N SIZE LENGHT CHEST NECK 1 Small 40-41
28-32 18-20 2 Medium 41-42 34-36 20-21
3 Large 42-43 36-38 21-22 4 X-Large 43-44
38-38 22-23.

NB: *I post dis here so u can write them
down, get used to them b4 going to d cyber
cafe to avoid mistakes*‎

*Shared as received*

How true is this?

Some fools will keep shouting "OUR MONEY"
Don't go and hustle