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Paulpaulpaul:
Saw this and was like


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How I wish NYSC were to be WYSC, Worldwide Youth Service Corps. After you graduate, they post you to places like California to serve, Post some to Dubai...
Then the Middle East will be like the North East, If they post you to Afghanistan, Syria or Iraq, you redeploy back to
Netherlands, Portugal, Brasil or Spain!
Kaii!! Then USA, Canada and UK Will be like Abuja, Port Harcourt and Lagos... where everyone is rushing!
Edo, Cross River and Akwa Ibom are like Caribbean and Hawaii
Omo you'll see Nigerian students taking school very serious... so they can go and serve!
And if you serve well, they retain you maybe in Google Office, Microsoft or Facebook USA
Blackberry Canada or Apple!
E go sweet like.....cuming#


Yemight2

Is this some sort of dream!

A 56-year-old man, Sunday Adimagwu, and his son, Kenneth, 21, were yesterday brought before an Ikeja Chief Magistrate’s court and charged with defiling a 12-year-old girl.

The father is being tried for defiling his own daughter, while the son was arraigned for allegedly defiling the same girl— his step-sister.

Both the father, a driver, and the son, a trader, live at Ajangbadi, Okokomaiko, a suburb of Lagos, on the Lagos-Badagry Expressway.

The prosecutor, Inspector Clifford Ogu, told the court that the offences were committed between September 2016 and April 2017 at the apartment of the accused.

Ogu said the 12-year-old girl had been staying with her father and the step-mother, following a separation between her mother and the father.

According to him, “both have sexually assaulted the girl on different occasions; father and son took turns to defile her.

“When the girl had the opportunity, she ran to her mother’s house and told her what she has been going through— persistent sexual assault.”

Outraged by the former husband’s defilement of the girl she had for him, the woman reported the case at the police station and the man was immediately apprehended, Ogu also told the court.

The offence, he said, contravenes Section 259 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2015 (Revised).

The duo, however, pleaded not guilty to the charge.

In her ruling, Chief Magistrate Taiwo Akanni, granted the accused bail in the sum of N250,000 each, with two sureties each, in like sum and adjourned the case until June 19 for mention.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/05/father-son-take-turns-rape-12-yr-old-daughter/

Talk2Bella:
No matter how much a man might like or loves you, if his mother says NO! My sister better have a rethink of that relationship. Men do not joke with their mothers, a mother might tell her daughter she doesn’t want her to marry a particular guy; her daughter would protest and try to convince her mother how much she loves that guy, very few Nigerian girls actually listen to their mothers when told not to marry a certain guy.

So it’s finally time to meet the future mother in law, you’re thinking of ways to make her like you, make her accept you, make her see you as the good girl you are or are not; this is probably one of the hardest and most scariest times of a woman’s life it is a must his mother should like and accept you even if his father does accept you and the mother doesn’t you’re still on a long thing.

Are you a slay queen? Skimpy dresser, twerker, poster of rubbish, online fighter, heavy make-up applier, the first thing you should notice when you go visit your future mother in law is the type of phone she uses, Nigerian women are natural detectives, it’s in our blood there’s no denying that, immediately you notice this hurriedly log onto your social media accounts and start deleting, deletes those raunchy videos, stupid posts, sexy pictures, her son might like it but definitely not a Nigerian mother in law.

Do not ever let her serve you food! I repeat never ever let her cook and serve you a meal when you visit for the first time, a Nigerian mother in law would test you with everything and nothing pleases them more than knowing you’re hardworking and would never turn their sons into slaves; when she asks you what would you like to eat say in this exact manner “Mama tell me what you would love to eat let me cook and serve you” she might protest and call you a visitor but please do not be deceived follow her to the kitchen and assist and while you’re there do not stand like a robot, chat her up make her smile and ASSIST!

Show her you are a prayer warrior, if she sneezes say “Bless You Ma” if she complains of backache say “The Lord Will Heal You Soon” before you eat a meal in her house offer a prayer, anything you say infuse and quote bible verses, you can never go wrong with these.

Mothers love to be pampered, on the D-day your future husband has deemed you worthy to meet his mother do not go empty handed, go with a gift be it small or mighty go with one. Do not dress scantily or shabbily to go visit her, do not apply heavy make-up, do not make crazy hairstyles even if your man likes you that way, you aren’t trying to please him it’s his mother who might have the final say especially if he is a mummy’s boy.

Learn his language if you’re from different tribes, nothing pleases a mother more than conversing with a stranger in her own language, don’t go there and be forming Oyibo, even white women have learnt to please our men by cooking our local meals and learning our languages if they can do these my sister who you be? Based on logistics.

Are you a Muslim woman? Do you observe your 5 daily prayers? Do you wear your Hijab often? Do you go to the mosque? If the answers to these are NO NO NO And NO! carry your prayer mat along when going to visit her, show her you’re devoted Muslim .

Sometimes I look at my Mother and I say haa dear baby Jesus I don’t want my mother as a future mother in law biko, why? Because my brother is her only son and any girl he brings must have a comma, she’s too short na Ikechukwu, hian but why’s she so tall Nnam? Oh she’s a tailor, so you didn’t see a graduate abi? bia Nwokem when will you bring the right woman, I look at her and say but you chased them all away na, when they sleep over its war, she monitors when you wake up, how you do chores, how many worship and praise songs you can sing during morning devotion and if you dance worldly during church service lol, but when she likes you even my brother can’t chase you away.

Sometimes it takes very little for a Nigerian mother to love you, most times it takes a whole lot, it’s always under the guise of “I am doing what’s best for my son” funny thing is when we become mothers we exhibit these traits without even knowing, but do you know what conquers all these? Love, unconditional love, I have met girls who have prayed for their future mother in laws to be dead before her son comes to marry her, some women go into marriages ready to battle their future mother in laws, but this is all wrong, Nigerian movies has even made it worse with the portrayal of mother in laws and how selfish, mean and diabolical they can be.

The way you treat your mother should be the way you treat every elderly person, the moment her son marries you; you are automatically her child and you should accord her all respect you would your real mother because one day reverse would be the case and Karma doesn’t forget, do all the things you did when you met her, some mothers honestly can push you to the wall but always chant this Mantra “WHAT IF SHE IS MY MOTHER”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFMFL3MRXw0


Isabella Ibeji

This is really informative, buh I don't think all these tricks would work on my mum

My gurl knows I gat hard skills

Why is it so difficult to get a job on fivver...No matter how good you are

Can you go with your gf?

Why this guy position like this naw

mandibeauty:
Dey only made those promises to stop the student from protesting. It's a pity

Yup everything had been strategically planned from the onset

Eghosagraviti:
Na wa. Which school?

Which other school is capable of that rubbish except unifcking port

Hayormeah:
So sorry to hear that.....but your school no try at all. Did the school give any reasonable excuse for the delay?

Nope ...not at all

Mustack:
its true my bro... at a point I stop talking... some do believed and some did not..

Now they want us to wait till November again...

Mustack:
hahahaha I finish late 2016 and i fail to partake in batch2016B the scene from now till then was so f**king frustrated I fell like dying as the pressure from friend and family was too much thinking I was incriminated from school.

I finished 2015....bro I can relate, pressure from every Angle, am even tired of explaining to people...just get your certificate and look for a Job, that's Wha I did

Hayormeah:
Really? Why? Did your school paste names?

Yup they did...they only sent 917 names outta the 3000 names they ought to send to nysc...
Its so annoying I swear...
And nobody is doing shittt bout it..imagine someone will graduate since 2015..and up till now no fcking service

Still this Nigeria . ...someone died because the nurse couldn't fix the oxygen tank!

(See sores) inflicted with a scissors...Rip bro

Is that isaac Clark's face from dead space 2

Ashewo quater

zlantanfan:
All I see is the evil brought upon the world by the religion of piss.

Islam is a cancer blood thirsty believe

Just stfu

Good luck bro

Good luck bro

PrettyHausaGirl:
I graduated with first class at age 19..no big deal



Check my signature

U don't look like someone, who saw the four walls of a classroom. .

When is stream 2 leaving?

Finally back

Fraih:
That is not my true face ooo

Lolz pulling your tiny legs

I was about receiving a nude pic,