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Indomie generation no fit know am

I self service sometimes instead of cheating on my girl. There is absolutely nothing wrong with it but religion is messing with some peoples head in nigeria also my girl does the samething when I'm not around I just have to be on the phone with her.

Yehman:
Fellow nairalanders, a friend of mine complained bitterly to me xterday that he masturbates at least twice on daily basis. He definitely wants to put an end to this stupid act. Pls, how do I handle this issue? What are the problems he is like to face in future? Tnx in anticipation for ur heart-to-heart advice.

Well done girl

I know

bushdoc9919:
It might mean something else in other languages.....

Get out of your pathetic cave, go out and socialize you might meet someone not thru social media.

searching4love:
After so many attempts to find true love, i can conclude that ladies in this part of the world are thieves. i have been scammed, used and dumped by series of girl pretending they love me. Now I'm looking for a lady from Ghana or South Africa. Any non-Nigerian lady in the house? your attention is needed.


Nigerian girls keep scamming us in the name of love

Congrat bro but the name is kinda funny, Nyah means ladyboy in Malay language.

Misleading title

Is he gay?

Ass..hole

englishmart:
if they said 9 chadians died, that means the real number is 35

I hope you die a painfully, how dare you say that to a baby?

vjsmiles:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WTF IS THIS THIS BOY RESEMBLES A GANJA SMOKER
TEARS DON COMOT ME FOR EYE

Rip

Well I cant wait to receive nothing on val date

Purity01:
Pls is my problem overated? Av never had a serious relationship and I would be 25yrs soon. My only serious relationship lasted a couple of month and ended bfr valentine day. Av never gotten around to experiencing d fun as some ppl av made me believe it to be.

Fathia no dey f*uck? infact steady

crazysaint:
Nothing as sweet as this.

May the devil who cause that be flogged with heavenly cane.

Abeg make una no forget to f*ck small o, it has been long nau

Adonbilivit

bobolizim:
she met this guy having had broken heart from a relationship of six years,she wanted to kill herself but after getting to know this guy everything changed and she didn't know when she fell in love with this guy..
This lady had a friend living with her for ten years,her boy friend visiting her one day, she introduced them to eachother and that when bad thing started happening,her best friend developed feelings for this girl's boy friend and seducing him they are started dating at her back,after some time her friend decided to move out and her boy friend started mal-treating her.
A month after she was invited to a wedding by another friend and on getting to the wedding,guess who the groom and the bride was.....the groom was her boy friend and the bride was her best friend,please if you were this lady what would you do?

Kill it before it lays more egg. Evil woman.

You never made love before getting married?

pumacy:
Hey Folks

Pls i need your help. I got married few months ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3 mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit again. I love making love with him too but usually i don't get satified because he doesn't last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving the present issue is priority. I'm in my late twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have been a guest for long but his issue made me create an account. Pls what do you think i should do to help him? Matured responses pls. Thanks in advance

Kini weyrey yi expect?

read this before

you mean slave?

shegsky:
A girl that would wake at 4am to pound
yam for me cos i am hungry is all that im
looking for..

So what about you .

Suspected Boko Haram fighters have launched an offensive against the key Nigerian city of Maiduguri, the largest city in Borno State, witnesses said.
Armed men on Sunday hit Maiduguri's south in a bid to gain entry to the strategically important city.
Al Jazeera's Ahmed Idriss, reporting from Abuja, said the offensive could be an attempt by the group to "prove a point" following recent successes by multi-national forces fighting Boko Haram in Chad and Cameroon.
"The military also says it is deploying large numbers of troops to north of the city as this could be a ploy or diversion by Boko Haram," he added.
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2015/02/nigeria-maiduguri-attack-150201073858868.html

I think its time for your meds

NgeneUkwenu:
Lies everywhere! This govt can lie sha!!! Smh!

Stolen from ladbible

I clean my house, take a bath and brush my teeth then pretend I was sleeping.

no respect for punctuation mark