₦airaland Forum

MrCork:
...ok..although am from London Peckam and although I drive a €28,000 range over spot and although I been to 34 countries, opinion poll conducted on Nairaland last week suggested that all females prefer us Londoners and are the prefad husband material type due to the following reason:

1. We don't hav tribal mark...for example, Women always call me * fine boy no pimples*

2. We always wear suits lookin like gentlemen....homebase guys prefa traditional cloths lookin like ....(no comments)

3. We can spend up to €30 on jusss a date wit a babe.....home base guys will rather buy u live chicken or goat

4. Homebase guys call women gold diggers only when/if they cannot afford/maintain them.....I gave a babe £500 juss two days ago.

5. According to 3 opinion poll 2 week ago...women claim 99.8% of Nairaland guys are home base and this makes them un happy...only 2% of us are from London

..hope this information helps! Serrrrriously spekin: no oofense intended

Movesz:
did you use condom...if No


BE READY TO BE A FATHER.

lrguru:
u want us to translate the message for u in Kanuri?

ROZZAYY:
D poster above me is wicked. Lol
Btw she fine o but...em lemme comment my reserve

ugochuks95:
Hi Nairalanders, I noticed that anytime I wake up in d morning I am soaked with sperm in my boxers. It's been on for a month now. I'm so confused now I don't know the cause and the solution to this problem.

jeflexy:
To cut the long story short.......
I met this new girl in school, she is very pretty and endowed, she was the goal of every guy, being a sharp girl, i planned my moves, and we got dating, two things led to another, she was in my bed, and we played the "adult movie".... unknown to me, she was a yoruba girl, i never knew she was a virgin until i slept with her, now the problem is that, she said her dad did something to her that any man that disvirgined her must marry her, and i dont wanna get married now, i dont tink i love her to marry her...
She told her dad, and he said that if i dont come to see him, that I'll die in two weeks time, he even called me.... i dont know what to do, should i run away...? Please i need ur advice....

Mprex:
I dunno why people are freaked out with this age issue. If you are cool with the lady then i dont know why you are worried about the age

emirateprince:
I was ashamed of him at the beach, please what can he apply to reduce his stomach?
Nice contributions please.

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]That moment you kissed her, it's heaven, shei?

And you sucked her tittays, it's euphoric, shei?

Then she grabbed your John bull, it's lets go there, okwa ya?

And when you're doing 1,2,1,2, calling her name, it's beautiful, oi?

finally, when you're vibrating like Nokia phone about to release, you're in the moon, abi?


And you forgot to put #50 raincoat in wallet, abi?
No go marry am, foolish bwoi [/color]

chigodo:
Like how much are you looking at?.....why not call me let's strike a deal.

chigodo:
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