Some will preper food

Dey do some Lil work awt ...esp Press Up ...

really. Buy her iPhone 6

I need not expect her too all that's stated above. It's just natural with me. Nice post sha

He neva hears dier local language as if he jus came baak frm london..

Omor see phonetics for street

dechandel:
I feel sick whenever she comes..

Then i get to cuddle her without permission

U! for your mind, OK no probs!

WOMEN.U CANT DO WITH DEM AND CANT DO WITHOUT DEM...

mirexxx:
we av catch dem boyz o

I will soon expose ladies

Na lie jor me no care or do any i jst freestyle

tosyne2much:
and what makes you think it will hit FP ?

I have moved it to FP already!
U don't like as modified it, u now quoted referring to the formal, funny dude!

I got 99 problems but a B!$c# aint one.

y u dey leak our secret na?

tosyne2much:
I will soon expose ladies

expose na...Wats my own

I clean my house, take a bath and brush my teeth then pretend I was sleeping.

Bad guy! U get am wella!

kamez:
Guilty of numbers 1 2 and 4 sha..


But that was back in my university days

woooooow !!! You look amazing

I don rush dash you LIKE sharp sharp #No-homo#

tosyne2much:
You might have one point in time done some of these things when MEN were BOYS. However, most of these things are done especially when the relationship is still new and you are still being shark-ed

On the contrary, no matter how matured you are, you might still find yourself doing one or two do of these things

Let's see if you are/were guilty of one of the categories

Note : This is not a general assumption

10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends

1. They sweep and keep the room tidy prior to her arrival even if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives. That is, after spending 20-30 mins, courtesy demand they bleep off

3. They try to change their boxers and underwears even when it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol (not in all cases though)

6. They keep looking at their watches at intervals as if their lives depend on it

7. They Spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray little amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going to spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones ring

Oooyah let forming begin

Feel free to add yours

Written By : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

Bad man, you don cast urself finish

These stupid topics keep making the front page on a daily basis. Truly alarming.

englishmart:
they take 2-3bottles of origin to ginger their morale (guys wey no get flows o)

Back then when I was still a learner, I do take something that will ginger my flows. If I reason you with that morale, you go know say I be Lebanese based Canadian schooling in Tokyo but currently in Abuja....

Guy you funny o

tosyne2much:
You might have one point in time done some of these things when MEN were BOYS. However, most of these things are done especially when the relationship is still new and you are still being shark-ed

On the contrary, no matter how matured you are, you might still find yourself doing one or two do of these things

Let's see if you are/were guilty of one of the categories

Note : This is not a general assumption

10 Things Most Guys Do When Expecting Their Girlfriends

1. They sweep and keep the room tidy prior to her arrival even if the room has not been swept for days

2. They tell their friends not to spend too much time with them when she arrives. That is, after spending 20-30 mins, courtesy demand they bleep off

3. They try to change their boxers and underwears even when it is not really dirty

4. They make provision for condoms in case of necessity, hoping if miracle might happen

5. They go to the petrol station to buy petrol (not in all cases though)

6. They keep looking at their watches at intervals as if their lives depend on it

7. They Spend more minutes brushing their teeth than the normal time

8. They spray little amount of perfume, though it might not really scent well

9. They make an estimation of how much they are going to spend

10. They are so expectant that they keep hoping their phones ring

Oooyah let forming begin

Feel free to add yours

Written By : Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com

. Completely on point

blackjack21:


tosyn you're a TRAITOR.

#strangled him.

hahahahaha lwkmd

Egbon mi, no vex say I don open fowl nyansh

Completely on point.

hismond:
@Tosyne2much, u spilled way too much!

y will u open ur fellow men yansh in public?

now those babes will stat hyping their commodities since they know all these

no vex jawe my bros. Me sef know say I don mis-yarn [/i]

Walkopet:
I knw say na tosin go create dis thread, I no knw say na for Ado Poly u dey study o, whr u dey stay, che na Aba ErinFun ni, abi town, abi na satellite u dey ni?

Woooooow !!!

I rep The Federal Polytechnic Ado- Ekiti.. Na Aba Erinfun sure pass ooooo oga mi

Btw, who told you that's my sch ?

englishmart:
they take 2-3bottles of origin to ginger their morale (guys wey no get flows o)

Back then when I was still a learner, I do take something that will ginger my flows. If I reason you with that morale, you go know say I be Lebanese based Canadian schooling in Tokyo but currently in Abuja....

Very funny , abeg one bottle of monkey tail for you

Shege Tosyne2much, you go like toto welluwellu o

LewisO:
I have moved it to FP already!
U don't like as modified it, u now quoted referring to the formal, funny dude!

Oooooyah rush go open church ooooo.. See as you prophesy FP as e come to pass

Correct babe,

softysparky:
They call their other babes on phone to be certain of their whereabouts to avoid kasala.

ur head's there.

softysparky:
They call their other babes on phone to be certain of their whereabouts to avoid kasala.

You look familiar

coughs***clears throat..child abuse