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Fran6ik:
So everyone seems to be going android now especially now that Tecno has come up with a new range of cheap Android phones.
However, some of us do not want to lose
the superior battery life that Nokia gives
(charge it once and use it for the rest of
your life). Fortunately for us, some superior hackers here in Nigeria have come up with a way to port Android OS 4.2 to Nokia phones.
What this means is that you can actually run android on that your Nokia phone!!!
The procedure is easy but you have to
follow it carefully else you could destroy
your phone forever. If you aren’t sure of
yourself, give your phone to someone who is tech savvy to do it for you.
The procedure
Get your nokia phone ready. Make sure it is fully charged
Got to your kitchen
Get a fry pan and pour oil into it (Vegetable oil or groundnut oil, doesn’t matter which. Both work equally well)
Set it to heat on the cooker/stove and wait till it begins to give off a bit of smoke to show it is very hot.
Throw your phone into the pan and let it
heat till it is a crisp golden brown then
remove it.
Take a bath, dress up and go to a Samsung store
Buy a Samsung Galaxy S4.
Congratulations, you have succesfully
upgraded from Nokia to Android! You can
now enjoy android like everybody else.
Again, make sure you follow the procedure carefully for maximum results. Have fun
upgrading!
(Disclaimer: The writer of this article will
take no responsibility for any phones
damaged while following this procedure.
Using this tutorial is fully at the risk of the reader)

Amusaopeyemi:
I'm telling you o, I bought half bag yesterday for 5450, a bag is 10,900.
#RubbishPeople

SlimSkipper:
hw does dis solve d political disturbance in eastern ukrain

acenazt:
My Best Is New Jerusalem.

wiringdpt:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-29581495

Cade:
Have you ever wondered about the falling standard of the English Langauge in Nigeria. In schools, TV, churches and even on radio standards have fallen beyond redemption. There seems to be the Nigerian version of the mall English. How would non- Nigerians understand us? Is the "Niglenglish" evolving?

Shay?
Abi?
Leave me jare!
O sha mo?
As in you know sha?

publisher:
Remember when I posted this thread calling Cameroonian army a useless organization?
https://www.nairaland.com/1915324/camerounian-army-shameless-organisation

Many months ago the Cameroonian media lied to the world that they had successfully released their deputy Prime Minister's wife,killing many insurgents in the process?

Many self-hating Nigerians ran with the story and insulted their own Nigerian army in the process.

Today (10/10/14)Sahara Reporters just reported that the Cameroonian Deputy PM's wife has JUST been released-remember Cameroonian media already told us their super army had released her since August or so.

http://saharareporters.com/2014/10/09/boko-haram-releases-wife-cameroonian-deputy-prime-minister-10-chinese-workers

Now Vanguard has just released another new report saying contrary to Sahara reporters claim, the Cameroonian Deputy PM's wife is still in BH custody.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/10/cameroonian-official-denies-report-release-boko-haram-hostages/

Media propaganda sucks.

fittoux:
Ayetoto

Cameroon's president has said that 27 hostages, including 10 Chinese workers, held by suspected Boko Haram militants have been released.

Also freed was the wife of Cameroon's Vice-Prime Minister Amadou Ali.

President Paul Biya said that the hostages, seized in May and June close to the Nigeria border, were safe.

Boko Haram is seeking to establish an Islamist state in Nigeria but its fighters often cross the long and porous border with Cameroon.

Many Nigerian civilians in border towns have fled to Cameroon to escape Boko Haram attacks, which have been stepped up in recent months.

In June, Cameroon, Nigeria, Chad and Niger agreed to form a 2,800-strong regional force to tackle Boko Haram militants.

Cameroon has reinforced its troops in its northern regions.

President Biya said in a statement on state radio: "The 27 hostages kidnapped on May 16, 2014, at Waza and on July 27, 2014, at Kolofata were given this night to Cameroonian authorities.

"Ten Chinese, the wife of the Vice Prime Minister Amadou Ali, the Lamido (a local religious leader) of Kolofata, and the members of their families kidnapped with them are safe."

No details were given on the circumstances of the release.

khanivorous:
With your EMPTY lyrics...I wonder what he gonna write for her

# your bum bum bigger than bombay"
Or
# africa africa africa baby ooo"

Mediocre

baaliyah:
It took my wife few minutes to deface my Golf. Her hands suddenly became stiff, using one foot on all the three pedals as if the other foot is for fancy. I later thought this good woman was not destined to drive a car.
The best place to learn driving is driving school.
Why waste your time, energy, fuel and your car could be dented because of 10k.
Let professionals teach them and have rest of mind.
At a point, I got angry and asked how she made that grade at the Uni.

vivaciouzz:
since my first year in the university, I hv dated just one guy and we love each other so much but recently I got a new male friend whom I hv been crushing on since my sec school days.

I just felt like visiting him only to go and fall deeply for him.Just because of him,I broke up with my bf of 3yrs.D guy also felt something for me but my bf won't let me go..he keeps on saying dat d new guy will not love me d way he does.he has been calling n threatening d guy to leave us alone.

Another reason y I broke up with him was dat I was tired of his cult activities but deep down,he is a good guy n kind hearted.he is ready to do anything for me.

Recently, he threatened my new bf again telling him he will find n kill him if he continues seeing me.

My new bf has begged me not to compromise n leave him but I don't know if he truly loves me.I need ur advices coz my heart is confused. I don't want to b greedy by keeping the both of dem

irokosssssss: [img]http://2.bp..com/-IchK3bOwnDM/VC3nsmLO1_I/AAAAAAAACcM/zWXXBLpb72Q/s1600/AFRO-NEWS%2B334.png[/img]

Hello, my name is Mark and I am 23years old. I have been in relationship with my girlfriend for 3months now, and we love each other so much. 3 weeks ago, she came to my place to wash my dirty clothes for me, and after she finished washing my clothes we went inside to watch a movie.

We start to play by beating each other and suddenly we got to the stage we couldn’t control our feelings anymore. So we had $€X on that day. The next day, she called me on the phone and told me that she was pregnant for me. But that was my first time having $€X with her.

When she called me on the phone, she also said that she want to ab0rt the child because she is still schooling. What is more surprising to me is that, before we had $€X I asked her and she told me that she was in her safe period.

SEE FULL STORY HERE....

steffans: since morning my decoder hasnt come on..
it seems its about to scan but just goes off...
my kids keep staring at d black TV hoping cartoons will come up.. Lol

I confirmed same in 3 different houses.. the same problem..

who else is going thru d same..

Atmmachine: Are you tired of life ??
Do you want to die ??
If your answer is #Yes !!!!!!!!!
Smell a Yoruba girl's pant

SlimSkipper: dis seun guy or whosoever is in charge is very bias.
i posted dis same topic dis moring bt mine dint make Front page now someone else does and makes FP. Xo phatetic. Smhh
#NAIRALAND politics

himkers: I like apple but I hate apple-flavoured drinks