₦airaland Forum

FAMOUS SAYINGS OF PRESIDENT JONATHAN....

1.CNN has said our Economy is growing...The best Economists are at the World Bank Now you have all these Nigerian Economists talking nonsense...Do they know better than CNN or World Bank..?

2. Nigeria is not poor...Come and see the amount of private jets Nigerians parked at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for Conference...Kenyans were just looking at us with envy How can you say Nigerians are poor..

3. Nigerians need jobs...Vote for me and i will create Unemployment..

4'. We are giving special Scholarships to our First Class Graduates.......in ten years time they are going to take us to the Moon...

5. How can you jus say $20 billion is missing If that kind of money is missing, the Americans will know. They know everything...

6.Corruption is not stealing..If you put yam where a goat is the goat will eat the yam...

7. If you go to Lagos and shout "ole ole" they will stone you well well..But if you shout "corruption" people will just be looking at you...

8.Why should i declare my assets? I don't give a
damn..!

9.People are just raising false alarm...How can 200 shildren go missing just like that? It is our enemies trying to cause confusion...But we are investigating the matter...

10. We are going to rebuild the Chibook school...and we are going to build high fences round the school to protect them next time ...Yes Yes

11.People keep saying why don't we go to
Chibook..why don't we go to Chibook.. Aaah we
can't go to Chibook just like thatThe Boko Haram people will fire at us...

12.This Abuja bombing is not by MEND. We know it is by Boko Haram...They are everywhere. Boko Haram is even in my Government...

13.Boko Haram are our siblings..You can't set the Army to go and wipe out your family...

13. Mend tried to kill me...They came to bomb me in Abuja...That is why we jailed Henry Okah in South Africa...

14. I did not plan the Election postponement... even my Service Chiefs did not consult me...

15. If i knew Election was going to be
postponed why will i waste my time and Federal
Government money to go and campaign in
Bayelsa...

16.I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed
Forces...You don't expect me to go and be fighting in Sambisa forest. People jus talk anyhow...

17. We are going to buy Guns and give good
Pensions to our Brave Soldiers so that when they are killed their families will not suffer...

18. Some people just call themselves Statesman for nothing...They jump about and talk like motor park touts...

19.After God and my Parents the third person i
thank most for my life is President Olusegun
Obasanjo...

20.I want to apologise to the people of Rivers State for not bringing any Projects here...It is because i don't want people to say i am doing favouritism...
Vote for me and in the next 4 years you will see my hand...

21. I am the sitting President...If there is any
trouble it is me that the United Nations secretary General calls...Everything is on my head...

22.May 29 Swearing in Day is sacrosanct...
Definitely a new President will be sworn in on that day...

I can bet a million bucks that those mallos will chop Jonathan's dollars and still vote Buhari

What is really scaring GEJ and his crew is that unlike in 2011 where the election was massively rigged in his favor in SS and SE (with an unrealistic/phantom/fake 100% voters turnout) due to the unreliable TVC use, they are really uneasy about not controlling the INEC machinery that would've given them a free hand to rig the elections, seeing that Jega refused to play ball.

Those cooked up numbers from 2011 would be virtually impossible to manufacture this time around with PVCs, hence their paranoia

HzRF:
Better stop fooling urself
If u think SW votes is locked down for Buhari


SE Daz another joke

March 28 should settle it, if only your GEJ will allow the elections to hold and be free and fair.
If GEJ was so sure of himself, why did he force the postponement the last time? Why postpone your own success if you are so sure of yourself?

SW folks are aware of his desperation and recent bribes and we go chop im dollar and still massively vote for Buhari.

Like Father, like Pikin.

henryangelo:
It pleases me to remind you that their have never been a free and fair election in the whole wide world even in America

Meaning??

dablazor:
Hmm ok, like I said; I might be wrong, and you might be right. Just to be clear, I never cooked up my findings and indeed its on that I was able to come to that conclusion. I also have to add, most Westerners that are behind GEJ are quite silent, I notice they barely speak out.. And hey dyou notice most westerners
barely go to the polls? (Modified)
And by the way, 30% is just 20% away from 50%, mathematically speaking that is something if added to the combined Eastern and Southern votes. And also I won't be expecting that much surprises from the South and East.
March 28 is just few weeks away

Yes, March 28 is just few weeks away, let's just hope Jonathan will allow the elections to hold this time around. No hanky panky, pls.

PaulJohn1:
I'll speak for Osun, Ibadan and Lagos. Very familiar with the 2states and city

Seems Osun is for the general. The people of the state have shown in recent times they're for any party but PDP. When sympathy votes from the SW states favoured GEJ in 2011, majority of Osun voters didn't buy into this sentiment and sympathy. And this time that it's believed that the GEJ got enough shoes, he should expect lesser % votes from the state. Personal sampling from bikers, newspaper stand and petty trader concerning #March28 in PDP stronghold of Ile-Ife seems to favour the general. Had this assumption, that the PDP's governorship candidate during last yr gubanitorial election might help GEJ in the ancient town, but I got a different result.
Gej 'll be lucky to have anything above 30% from this state.

Ib city. Seems the general will win there(might be wrong). From the conversations I've listened to, while at the viewing center and in couple of places in the city, I'll say the general got upper hand. Family friends that I see as not being too politically informed amazingly are rooting the general.
The general should get above 55% votes from voters in the city.

Lagos. I don't see any candidate who can boast of clearly defeating rival candidate in the state. Majority of the indigens of SW states who reside in the state are not for GEJ from my assessment. While most of the non-Indigenes votes are not so sure for the general.
I'll put it at 50/50.

Personally, Gej is not my favorite because of his extremely sluggish attitude on matters that require urgency, his accomodating manners for guys of dented reputation from the southwest; plus, his cold attitute towards corrupt practices which can ruin the progress and development of ANY nation.

Though I ain't voting 'cause I've got no PVC nor TVC

Oh boy! Your assessment mirrors mine 150%. Anyone that is truly on ground in the SW knows GEJ is only dreaming. Since that Fuel subsidy removal crisis the region has stopped smiling with Jonathan, that is the truth.

Go and ask Jonathan whether he feels that Social media doesn't win elections, considering that he just recently CREATED a special Cabinet Level position, Special SENIOR Adviser on Social Media, and put Obi Asika there.

That is how seriously GEJ himself takes Social media Impact, and you are here talking shyt. Siddon dia like mumu. E go do Una like Film.

dablazor:
You are not totally right sir, the votes of the SW would be divided, its like this, I have asked around and I discovered only the optimist and the gullible(so to say) are going to be voting for Buhari, the realist of the lot are behind GEJ.
I might be wrong, but I seem to ask most westerners about the elections, and I notice most SW voters above 50 are also behind GEJ.

I am sorry but my experience overwhelmingly contradicts yours. I am Yoruba and I have sampled opinions far and wide even as far as Oyo, Ogun, and Osun and I have not seen any credible evidence that Jonathan would will get beyond 30%, at best.

The animosity against his candidacy in the region was crystalized by the Fuel subsidy removal crisis.

Don't kid yourself into thinking that Jonathan isn't aware of an impending loss, hence why he's toying with the idea of replacing Jega. Those days of cooking up numbers are gone with the introduction of PVCs.

I predict that even the SE will spring surprises for Buhari this time around. Forget the noises bro. Na we dey on ground and we know wassup. No matter how you slice or dice it, GEJ cannot win this election if it's free and fair.

Anyone who dismises those metrics does so at his own peril. Truth is, this election will be different in all ramifications and social media impact will play its part. So much so that even GEJ is taking note considering that he recently created a Cabinet level position and special office -- that of a Senior Special Adviser on Social Media, and appointed Obi Asika to the position.

Nigerians should keep calm coz help is on the way. Contrary to all the noise from FFK and his pay-master, the real issues that will decide this elections are the economy and insecurity.

Buhari/Oshinbajo team has an alternative plan in place to salvage this country from inept and incompetent management. It won't be long now guys.

The naked truth is that GEJ lacks the requisite numbers to win this election. Little wonder why he's bent on forcing out Jega to pave the way for a stooge who will help him rig.

If I were Jonathan I would panic too coz the two largest geopolitical zones that will decide this election, SW & NW, have already rejected him.

Little wonder why GEJ Is bent on forcing out Jega to pave the way for a stooge who will help him rig.

If I were Jonathan I would panic too coz the two largest geopolitical zones that will decide this election, SW & NW, have already rejected him.

Does anyone else smell a rat like I do? Isn't it ironic that formerly unknown "prophets" are increasingly dishing out prophecies like free biscuits

Jonathan, Diaris God o.

We don hear but we have DECIDED on the Dream TEAM of BUHARI/OSHINBAJO till FFK checks back into Rehab.

Tinubu: giving the PDP migraine headaches since 1999, go and ask OBJ.

Odehfamily:
Even common Sense will tell you that this is falsehood! PDP will never rest to spreading false tales to Nigerians. Ask Professor Osinbajo this question of resignation after walking from one market shop to another in Lagos.. Really the man is trying!

Tinubu has been giving PDP serious migraine headaches since 1999. Just go and ask OBJ.

Trailblazer1:
Tinubu must not be allowed anywhere near our national treasure (oil blocks)

Not even close an oil bucket

Can he be any worse than the current band of thieves in the persons of Deizani Madueke who is hiding our $20billion, or Jonathan himself with his 500 acre Abuja farm. You got jokes bro.

We have heard, and we have decided. It's still Buhari/Oshibajo till FFK kisses my segzy black a$$.

We have heard, and we have decided. It's still Buhari/Oshibajo till FFK kisses my segzy black a$$

FrontPage things.

GEJ needs to understand that there is life after Aso Rock. Like OBJ, he too can retire to his 500 acre Abuja farm and enjoy his loot.
Jonathan has to be the most divisive figure in the history of the history of Nigeria.

Jonathan, Diaris God o.

ckc:
U people always act stupid. Has the north not ruled for close to 40years? How old is Nigeria? R u more qualified than the rest of Nigeria? Nonsense!

Has GEJ not also ruled for about 6 years already? Buhari didn't even rule for up 3 years during his first stint so Jonathan should shift abeg. GEJ has tried but as they say, "you can't give what you ain't got", even after 6 years.

IdrisAdebiye:
Shouldn't we ALL insist that the recommendations should be implemented? Unfortunately, Buhari has not said anything on the recommendations.

Bro, the reason why we "ALL" won't is coz like previously organized conferences, e.g. OBJ's, they were all setup to fail. GEJ wasn't sincere about his true motives for organizing the conference.

Fortunately, a lot of prominent Yoruba politicians saw through the ruse and consequently refused to participate. It was practically a well executed blackmail ploy by GEJ for the purpose of his re-election.

I urge you to read Falana's recent critique of the endorsement to better understand what I'm driving at. Jonathan is promising what he knows he can't and won't deliver. Worst yet, his endorsers know this and are playing along thinking we are fools.

Evidently, the National Conference was simply a ploy by GEJ to blackmail participants, especially those from the South West, to back his re-election.

But we know he can't simply implement the report without the National assembly's passing and endorsement of the bill, which will not happen coz Northerners, who comprise the bulk of the members in the house of reps, have reservations about of many of its recommendations.

In short, GEJ knows the report/bill won't be passed by the NA let alone get to his table for signing. These so-called Yoruba leaders know that as well but they've been heavily bribed and compromised that they've become Agbayas.

ChikezieU:
I dont know what OLORIBURUKU mean but something tells me that its the right name for u. Lier

My friend, tell the truth and put the devil to shame. APC has virtually and effectivly reduced the PDP to an opposition party, especially since the conclusion of their Presidential primaries and selection of Osinbajo.

Jonathan has since gone on a bribing spree and become an overnight pastor begging for attention. That right there is the truth and nothing but.

Really? I thought Buhari was the problem. Dont worry and keep calm coz Change is coming.

aminashy:
BLAME TINUBU AND BUHARI FOR THE POLITICAL INSTABILITY THATS PART OF WHAT'S MAKING THE NAIRA FALL.

Was it Tinubu or Buhari that forced INEC to postpone the elections? If PDP and GEJ had allowed the elections to hold, by now Nigerians would have adjusted and life would go on. But PDP only postponed the inevitable coz they will still lose. Like kwankwaso said, you can't bribe everybody. Rigging won't be allowed thus time thanks to PVCs which the same PDP is scared of.

PLEXPLEX:
Wat foolish question r u asking?
Are PDP fools? Y wud they search for a candidate when incumbent is in their party?
It doesn't matter where his from. What matters is he is the incumbent & only mumu go go in search for a candidate

You are the proper mumu. Didn't OBJ go for Primaries before going for a second term? The truth is that the PDP knew Jonathan would lose the ticket if he had dared to go for primaries.

CHM11:
If you have a sincere heart and you are aware of the politics in APC from inception, did you think Rochas would have won the ticket...
Before they did any primary, the party had clearly stated that the Presidential Ticket will be zoned to the MUSLIM NORTH...
Rochas being a typical igbo man, took the governorship ticket of his state gave his brother inlaw to hold it for him. Trying to deceive other igbos to support APC they now gave him a presidential ticket, knowing very well that he will lose the primary and go back to pick up the governorship ticket from his brother inlaw.
This is what happened exactly, Rochas lost the primary as planned, went back to his state and told his brother inlaw to step down for him, now he is going to be governor of his state.

Who are thy fooling?

If GEJ was so sure of himself why didn't he go for primaries like Buhari did? We all know that it was coz he was afraid of losing to a Northerner within his own party. Clark should shut his trap already.

CHM11:
If you have a sincere heart and you are aware of the politics in APC from inception, did you think Rochas would have won the ticket...
Before they did any primary, the party had clearly stated that the Presidential Ticket will be zoned to the MUSLIM NORTH...
Rochas being a typical igbo man, took the governorship ticket of his state gave his brother inlaw to hold it for him. Trying to deceive other igbos to support APC they now gave him a presidential ticket, knowing very well that he will lose the primary and go back to pick up the governorship ticket from his brother inlaw.
This is what happened exactly, Rochas lost the primary as planned, went back to his state and told his brother inlaw to step down for him, now he is going to be governor of his state.

Who are thy fooling?

If GEJ was so sure of himself why didn't he go for primaries like Buhari did? We all know that it was coz he was afraid of losing to a Northerner within his own party. Clark shut his trap already.

chiefinalowo:
Not only the Banks, many companies are laying off staff now. My company dropped 24 employees just yesterday.

Bro, it's so bad that serious investors in a viable business venture I am spearheading are reluctant to drop money due to the uncertainty that has enveloped the entire economy. All because of one man's desperation to hang on to power by all means. JONATHAN, THERE IS GOD O!

Icon4s:
Sebi ur Buhari said he can stabilize the International Oil Market. All of you APC goons think alike.

I am prepared to give Buhari a chance. With 5 years of GEJ at the helm, it is evident to all what the economy and security situation has been reduced to. I shudder to imagine what a NIGHTMARE the next 4 years will be like under this same gov't, at this rate. That is the truth.