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Phones / Re: I Dreamt I Was blessed by wiseword316(m): 8:15am On Feb 05, 2022
SanctifiedSista:
Hi guys
I Dreamt someone on this platform called me and decided to dash me an iphone12 as the person was upgrading to the next version
And the phone is so neat with all the accessories. Even showed me evidences that the person is d owner.I cldnt believe it. The person even came to me, not that I had to travel.. I was blushing like a Fool and sucking in tears
Then I woke up
Wow, never had that kind of dream before
Am already excited for what GOD is set to do
Bros go treat malaria biko..

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2021: Rep Of Guinea Vs Malawi (1 - 0) On 10th January 2022 by wiseword316(m): 6:09pm On Jan 10, 2022
Please which android app can i use in watching football matches, that doesn't consume much data?
Romance / Re: +18: How to Know the Size of a Man's Dick [Picture] by wiseword316(m): 6:54am On Dec 29, 2021
wiseword316:

This picture reminds me of Manchester United formation against Newcastle. Lol���
Di....k formation

Romance / Re: +18: How to Know the Size of a Man's Dick [Picture] by wiseword316(m): 6:51am On Dec 29, 2021
iLegendd:
Some weeks ago, a guy visited me with his female friend and we were jumping from one naughty conversation to another.

The one that stuck with me was when he told us how his students from Bonny, Rivers state, told him how to know the size of a man's d*ck with his hand.

Immediately he explained this, we all laughed. I took a tape to measure it and guess what? He was right. From my middle finger to the last part of my hand is exactly my dick size.

Immediately I announced it was correct, the girl smiled and grabbed my hand to see how long it is.

"Hmm, you go kill person o," she said. "I'll start checking men's palms starting from today," she added.

I have told people to do this measurement and all of them came back to say it's accurate. Unfortunately, there are unlucky people, but it's less than 5%. These people are in number 2 and 3, but most are number 1.

To get a bigger sample, if you're a man reading this, measure your hand as it is in the picture below from the tip of your middle finger to the base of you palm and crosscheck it with the size of your dick. Please, no exaggeration.





This picture reminds me of Manchester United formation against Newcastle. Lol���
Di....k formation
Food / Re: How To Prevent Weevils From Entering Your Beans by wiseword316(m): 3:16pm On Nov 03, 2021
No need clicking on the link. This is the whole story there.
How to prevent weevils from entering your beans

Are you worried that each time you try to store beans at home, weevils enter it and thereby rendering it useless and unfit for consumption.
These simple tips keeps weevils away from your beans.

* You can store your beans in a plastic bottles and cover it well ,this will prevent weevils from entering it.

* Or you can add grounded pepper to your beans, just a little of it, the smell will keep weevils away and your beans is thereby safe

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Food / Re: See What I Killed Today When It Was Raining by wiseword316(m): 3:56pm On Oct 23, 2021
That's a green mamba. That snake venom is deadly when bitten.
Family / Re: Ladies, Can You Marry An Uber Driver? by wiseword316(m): 8:05pm On Oct 18, 2021
What a dumb question.

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Phones / Re: Why Phone Chargers Of 5V Outputs Electrocute And Even Kill At Times by wiseword316(m): 7:56am On Oct 17, 2021
Crossalpha:
Stop misleading people please, you claim to be an electrical engineer but doesn't know the difference between a conductor and a non conductor, AC currents and DC currents
1.Plastic as used in phone chargers cannot conduct electricity.
So there's no way voltage will get to you or phone.
2. There's a transformer in phone chargers that change AC ( alternating current
..like the current in a wall sucket that can shock) to DC (direct Current..like the current in a car battery)

There's no way AC current @ 220v will escape the transformer that it's supposed to change it to DC 5V and travel through plastic which is a non conductor to the phone or the user.

As for phones electrocuting people , I think the electronic components inside the phones are responsible and not the chargers.



Your phone charger has no transformer, it has an SMPS board inside. Don't you feel how light your phone charger is?
Sports / Re: About by wiseword316(m): 2:26pm On Oct 02, 2021
Please what's the name of the site or app?

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Religion / Re: “O Lord Cubana Me And Make Me Sit At Home” Church Poster Reads by wiseword316(m): 8:48pm On Sep 27, 2021
Its high time we send all these pastors to Taliban.

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Career / Re: Please Is It Adviseable To Acquire A Skill In Plumbing by wiseword316(m): 8:19am On Sep 26, 2021
Please acquire any skill dat can put food on your table. People will condemn it, but when you go ask them for money, they will say things like don't you have hand?? May God bless your hustles.

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Food / Re: See What 9,000 Naira Got Me At The Market Yesterday by wiseword316(m): 12:23pm On Sep 25, 2021
Hmmm you wan use pepper �️ finish yourself? Na pepper plenty pass shaaa. E be like you be yoruba. Just guessing
Family / Re: How Long Do You Think Courtship Should Take? by wiseword316(m): 8:43am On Sep 12, 2021
Courtship na scam, just another subscription to free browsing.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is The Right Man To Steer Nigeria Forward by wiseword316(m): 4:25pm On Sep 11, 2021
Nothing dey teach Nigerians lesson. From frypan to fire SMH.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Do You Call Someone Who Studied Cow Management? by wiseword316(m): 9:40am On Aug 31, 2021
Namanama!!!
Romance / Re: This Is The Supper Preciousgirl Cooked For Her Husband by wiseword316(m): 8:44am On Aug 31, 2021
She nor even cut the chicken mouth (beak)
Romance / Re: What Pleasure Do Guys Get By Sucking Female Breast? by wiseword316(m): 9:04am On Aug 29, 2021
Sunday morning, all you think of is "bobby''. Continue

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Celebrities / Re: Boosted!! I Can't Date Broke Men - Sister To Naira Marley's Baby Mama Speaks Out by wiseword316(m): 8:24am On Aug 25, 2021
OP, abeg shey na BUSTED or BOOSTED? Iyam a confused
Travel / Re: Update On CFC Flyover In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by wiseword316(m): 8:10pm On Jul 20, 2021
well done wike!
Romance / Re: The First 3 Words You See In This Picture Are Your Reality [PIC] by wiseword316(m): 7:39am On Jul 13, 2021
Breakthrough
Romance / Re: Is This Girl That Pretty? by wiseword316(m): 7:24am On Jul 13, 2021
Beauty without heart is bane.

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Phones / Re: Nigerians React To First Made In Nigeria Cell Phone by wiseword316(m): 6:39am On Jun 10, 2021
Made in Nigeria cellphone or assembled in Nigeria cellphone

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Education / Re: Are You Aware You Have Been Using These Wrong Terms by wiseword316(m): 8:02am On May 30, 2021
Abeg not abeggi�
Travel / Re: Malaysian Train Crashes! More Than 200 Injured (Graphic Photos) by wiseword316(m): 10:25am On May 25, 2021
It is good to read first before commenting o.
I was thinking our Nigerian brothers has gone to remove iron in the railway track.���
Travel / Re: New Drone That Allows Humans Fly Launched (Photos, Video) by wiseword316(m): 10:13am On May 23, 2021
anungangampu:
I think it will be safe with a parachute landing if something fails. Or else it won't sell
It depends on the hight. Parachute will not deploy at a hight of 3 storey building, expect you go higher.
Flying low with that drone could be suicidal when it malfunction.

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Travel / Re: I Walked On The Longest Pedestrian Bridge In Nigeria (pics, Video) by wiseword316(m): 9:00pm On May 11, 2021
Wike Mr project.... Hmmmm did you see that, somebody has challenged you ooo
Travel / Re: Portugal Opens World's Longest Pedestrian Suspension Bridge On Mountains(Pics) by wiseword316(m): 9:49pm On Apr 30, 2021
Don't worry wike said he will build one for Rivers people because he is Mr flyover ���

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Celebrities / Re: Can You Take A Bullet For Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend??? by wiseword316(m): 6:09pm On Apr 18, 2021
For plastic bullet, i will manage...... for hot lead, hell no....... i go Kawasaki
Science/Technology / Re: This Caterpillar Mimics A Scary Skull To Keep Predators At Bay (Photos) by wiseword316(m): 9:58am On Apr 11, 2021
E never meet better hungry bird,

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Travel / Re: Meet 22-Year-Old Lexie Alford Who Has Travelled To Every Country In The World by wiseword316(m): 7:28am On Apr 06, 2021
But why would they give her the Guinness book of record. Has she visited inside the Bermuda triangle?

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