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Jokes EtcRe: My hilarious collection by wissenschaften(m): 5:02am On Jan 05, 2019
wolesmile:
Last night after having a drink too many,
Steve Olufemi Sodiya aka OJJ ( omuti jati jati) left the party quitely and left his car behind because he knew drunk driving was dangerous. He took a taxi.

From the party his friends phoned him and asked

**'*where have you gone?'**
He replied that having drank a bit too much he left his car behind and took a taxi home.

His friends shouted
*, but the party is in your house..... 'which house did you go? Where are you now,?'

*�����������
And to whom it may concern, *drink responsibly !*
grin grin grin Kai... this one...
CrimeRe: Photos Of The Policeman That Slapped & Beat Viktoh To Pulp In Lagos by wissenschaften(m): 2:28pm On Jan 03, 2019
raphretle:
One Eyed Sunday....

Living In Nigeria

Sai da Hakuri
���kai this comment off me. One eyed Sunday is up to no good.
CrimeRe: Hooker Beats Up Man Who Picked Her For N7k Without Having A Dime by wissenschaften(m): 10:29pm On Dec 31, 2018
Zhegx:
Of all the girls in the world, look at who this idiot is patronising!!!!!!!!
When correct konji hold you....."
EducationRe: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by wissenschaften(m): 8:35pm On Dec 17, 2018
Make una camdann na, we got paid by 22nd-25th last year na. Scholastica is just in charge of school stuff. Na the "agbami partners" dey in charge of payment. So, it's of no use disturbing them.
SportsRe: Is 360bet A Scam by wissenschaften(m): 12:33am On Dec 28, 2017
Chances are the agent has jetted off with the cash
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Check Out A Drawing Of Zlatan Ibrahimovic By A Nairalander (slimszy) by wissenschaften(m): 1:57pm On Nov 19, 2017
Nice...
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Hosts Daddy Freeze In Dubai As They Show Off Their Wristwatches (Pics) by wissenschaften(m): 1:38pm On Nov 16, 2017
NLevents:
I haven't seen Mark Zuckerberg show off before. You know why?

Wealth doesn't seek for attention cool

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WORDS ON MARBLE
Foreign AffairsRe: Military Coup In Zimbabwe: Zim Army Announcer "It Has Moved To Another Level" by wissenschaften(m): 8:36am On Nov 15, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


We all need to stand up against this Western-backed mutiny and tyranny.

They succeeded with Col. Muammar Gaddafi.
We must not let them destroy the only remaining true African leader who has the good of his country at heart.


With this said,
Let me unequivocally state that I stand with Robert Mugabe.
all this pan-africanists sef....
Mugabe has the Zimbabweans at heart...shuooo
Gaddafi is good in a respect,we can blame the west for that.
But MUGABEhuh
I am also a part pan-africanist as there are good examples in Sankara,Nyerere,Nasser,Gaddafi.
But Mugabe,Mobutu,Does Santos,Amin ,Bokassa,Nguema...would you call those heroes.
Just because they were the ones in the helms of affairs doesn't mean they had their people at heart.
CrimeRe: 2 Civil Servants Sentenced To 105 Years Imprisonment In Abuja Over 1bn Fraud by wissenschaften(m): 9:56am On Nov 14, 2017
Hypocrisy
Forum GamesRe: Can You Solve This Picture Riddle? by wissenschaften(m): 9:35am On Nov 13, 2017
mega411:
man 2 will shout first.
Reason: he knows man 1 can see his hat and that of man3, so if him and man 3 are wearing thesame colour of hat man 1 would have shouted since there are just two blacks and two whites. Man 1's silence will mean him and man 3 are wearing different colour of hat and he can see man 3's hat.
YOU ARE THE "WORSHIPFUL MASTER". YOU HAVE MY RESPECT. DAMN!!!
CrimeRe: Drug Addict Destroys Car In Lagos, Causes Accident After Taking 'Black Mamba' by wissenschaften(m): 9:27am On Nov 13, 2017
greatnaija01:
A SOLDIER'S SLAP will reset him. grin
straight up
TravelRe: "She’s A Distraction" - Motorists Demand Removal Of Pretty Traffic Warden by wissenschaften(m): 10:15am On Nov 06, 2017
Yeligray:
u must be gay or ur stuff ain't working
No mind am, na Mr. IBU dey distract am wella...
EducationRe: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by wissenschaften(m): 8:30pm On Nov 03, 2017
doctorregular01:
why are you on following thread if u had that at the back of your mind.

PoliticsRe: Bell 412 Helicopter Inducted By Nigerian Air Force (Photos) by wissenschaften(m): 8:13pm On Nov 02, 2017
Jakumo:
Your toto detection technology is state of the art, for sure. Most mortals could not have seen that female air force officer so far in the distance in that photograph, but she did not escape your eagle eye.
As in eee...the guy perv bar dey full....na just after I read him comment I come scroll up see the pic...I needed to zoom sef before I saw it was a female. Nigga don grab him Vaseline.
EducationRe: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by wissenschaften(m): 8:06pm On Nov 02, 2017
Make we camdan nah....if them go pay...them go pay...ahn ahn....na wa oo....una dey scatter their telephone with call....
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Mompha, His Wife & Son As WhatsApp Chats Over Hushpuppi Spark Outrage by wissenschaften(m): 7:37pm On Oct 29, 2017
Is it just me or is no one noticing the awful english.
SportsRe: Ecstatic Egyptian Disabled Fan Goes Wild As They Qualify For World Cup (Photo) by wissenschaften(m): 4:50pm On Oct 11, 2017
free2ryhme:
Teams are qualifying

Ghana where art thou
one corner,one corner, one corner
FamilyRe: Medical Doctor Dumps Wife And Kids After Sex Romp With ‘cele’ Woman by wissenschaften(m): 4:04pm On Oct 11, 2017
auntysimbiat:
Cele gals dey sweet..
like dieeee
EventsRe: White Groom And His Men Rock Efik Traditional Attire To His Wedding With Bride by wissenschaften(m): 3:28pm On Oct 03, 2017
beamtopola:
Good girl brought a rich husband.
stupid girl will always brings a palmwine tapper.
*bring
CrimeRe: Guy Who Called A Man 'Mad' In Kano Severely Beaten (Photo) by wissenschaften(m): 11:32am On Sep 27, 2017
Jesus!!! Ibrahim!!!!!!
Forum GamesRe: Great Riddles That Will Make You Think Outside The Box by wissenschaften(m): 6:37pm On Sep 15, 2017
Explorers:
I
yes you can. By adding one more stick
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Visits Cappadocia Caves Where Christians Hid From Persecution by wissenschaften(m): 7:02pm On Sep 08, 2017
Evaberry:
...

haha

The last pic tho


He looks like someone who just got a dick inserted in his ass .lol

I mean what kinda sitting position is that.
someone just read my mind
CultureRe: 5 Unmistakable Signs You’re Dealing With A Typical Nigerian by wissenschaften(m): 7:21pm On Sep 06, 2017
devigblegble:
I'm memory of I don't give a F U C K
I don't understand.
CelebritiesRe: "Wizkid Rejected Millions From PDP/APC During Election" - MI Reveals (Video) by wissenschaften(m): 6:52pm On Sep 06, 2017
emmayayodeji:
Define Irrelevant??

Nairalanders sef,
Its not a must to comment
All these small pikin sef....abeg EPP me ask am wetin irrelevant mean.
Jokes EtcRe: Nollywood Letter Reading Be Like by wissenschaften(m): 3:42pm On Sep 03, 2017
Lol.....nice one op
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Top 10 Disturbing/Touching Pictures by wissenschaften(m): 8:10am On Aug 23, 2017
Later someone would tell me god exists
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Monitor Lizard I Caught (pics Attached) by wissenschaften(m): 8:51pm On Aug 22, 2017
0b100100111:




Blood of Olu Jacobs! shocked shocked shocked


Everything is edible now!

Cannibalism loading....


One day, what will grace Nairaland front-page will be "See The Human Being I Caught"



I don die!!!!! Haha
Car TalkRe: 5 Likely Causes For An Overheating Car Engine by wissenschaften(m): 9:43am On Aug 20, 2017
mokoshalb:
When your check engine light illuminates, it is often the first sign of car trouble. There are various reasons why your car's check engine light could come on, from a loose gas cap or faulty chip to a blown head gasket or something much worse. But when it comes to your engine overheating, there are 5 probable causes behind the problem. And the signs are not hard to see.

One of the first signs of an overheating car engine is usually seeing the temperature gauge nearing or exceeding the maximum internal engine temperature level illustrated on the dial. But most often, you just see smoke coming from the hood! You might also smell burning oil or fuel, which is another sign of your car engine overheating. Continue reading to learn five likely reasons why your car engine is overheating.

Radiator Issues

There are two common radiator defects that can lead to a car engine overheating. First, you could have a bad radiator fan. This fan blows air over the radiator fins in order to help control the temperature of the coolant. If it comes loose, has broken shrouds, or spins freely when the engine is off, it cannot perform its intended duties, causing the coolant temperature to rise and overheat the engine. But if the fan is not the problem, it could just be a faulty radiator. Leaks, clogs, and broken lines can cause a radiator to malfunction, and subsequently, cause a car engine to overheat.

Cooling System Issues

A vehicle's cooling system lines can get blocked or clogged with rust, dirt, or sediment. This inhibits the cooling system from being able to do its job, thus causing the engine overheat. This is why regular fluid flushed and replacements are imperative. Another common cause of an overheating car engine in terms of a vehicle's cooling system leaks. Leaks in the cooling system are a frequent cause for overheating car engines. Also, if you use the wrong concentration of coolant, it can have the same effect. Be sure to get an even water-to-coolant ratio.

Thermostat Issues

A bad thermostat is another common reason for overheated car engines. It is a heat-sensitive valve that opens and shuts in accordance with engine temperature. If something goes wrong and the thermostat gets stuck in the closed position, the car engine's temperature will skyrocket.

Water Pump Issues

The water pump is colloquially known as the "heart" of the vehicle since it pumps coolant much like a heart pumps blood. But a vehicle's water pump pressurizes and propels coolant through the cooling system, so it plays a major role in a car's temperature control. If something goes wrong, the coolant can't make it to the engine, and the engine gets too hot.

Belt and Hose Issues

Broken and loose belts, as well as, worn or burst hoses, are common causes for overheating car engines. Belts turn the water pump, which is essential for the cooling system and more. If they stop working, so does the cooling system. A faulty hose means leaks, which means a lack of coolant. This also causes a car to overheat.

Source: https://forum.mokoshalb.com/threads/5-likely-causes-for-an-overheating-car-engine.776/
mynd44 lalasticlala
Love this post
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Yansh Use To Confuse Me by wissenschaften(m): 10:48am On Aug 18, 2017
Guy...nyash don do guys strong thing oh
Jokes EtcRe: This... by wissenschaften(m): 10:03am On Aug 18, 2017
Hahaha.....na was oh....na Gucci ambassador him be nah...abi no be so??
EventsRe: Onoriode Samuel, Nigerian Man Marries Older Oyinbo Woman (Photos, Video) by wissenschaften(m): 1:40pm On Aug 17, 2017
Draei:
Marry the old woman, she dies in few years,
Guy is free, happy & inherits all the benefits.

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