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Johnseli:
Antelope is not sweet at all.... The best meat is Grass hopper. Taste that and you will thank me later.

DarkJeddi:
You mean..

The Antelope is dead?

And it is still tied up like that?

LiberatedGirl:
Thanks I'm not a Sex Tool at all. My Boyfriend is not on Nairaland , Twitter or Social Media. He is not Social like that, he has very few friends in real life and he loves to work. Sadly you miss the point when I said I turn him on. Turn him on is not a Sexual Concept. I give him life like how a mother received life every time she sees her baby. To my boyfriend I can do no wrong, even when I am wrong he understands I'm human. Women think all they have to offer which is sex which is sad. My Boyfriend is very intelligent and does not pester me for sex he understands my body is nice but my spirit soul and mind are of more benefit to him. Since we are best friends it's people who genuinely care about each other. If he marries another babe I will not be bothered it's our friendship ending that we guard against. He is not jealous of my Male Friends and admirers because he wants me as his friend. If he was only interested in my body I would know and he would be more possessive. I inspire him to be the best he can be and he does the same for me.

Alaganature09:
As you dey always put my name for the list dey give me Joy... YNWA we suppose organise party we Liverpool fans this Xmas period oooo but as I never get job I no know wetin I go support with....I pray God provide me with a good job before the end of this year....Base on believe

CivilizedElk901:
Don’t mind the idiot
If they make a program or plan to solve those problems he’s complaining about now, he will run away from work like the lazy dog he is

CivilizedElk901:
So what should we do about this
What have you done to help your country this man
All you do is complain

chikason22:
We did it

Ladies and gents that's the victory.
FT. Liverpool 1:0 Aston villa

Man City, Chelsea and My beloved Liverpool used penalty to seal all three points. Wow.
What a coincidence
As for the mod that delayed our thread, from getting to FP, the meme is on you.

Fans what sayeth thou.

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minemrys Silentgroper simeon007

rajiedreez:
Lol, I won't be surprised if the child doesn't belong to either of them

Silentgroper:
Y dat bros never enter naija national team na.

Sonnobax15:

Mennnnnnnn,carry your pikin from her make the matter rest . The fact that she insulted you when you were a nobody should always serve as a quick reminder to you whenever she calls to beg you for money....

You see this life en,na so this kind stories take dey end...... Especially when woman discard and loosegaurd her man during him hard times,na then God take dey vex dey tear shirt just to open door of blessings for the man..

But wetin go cor vex God na be say when the guyman cor later forgive her.......No matter what,an ex should always be in the ex zone.

I don talk my own finish

chatinent:
You are still at loss...if you wanted to waste it as you did, you could have allowed her waste it cooking and providing food for her family.

If you are fed up on sth, speak up! I would tell anybody off trying to keep me inconvenient with anything! I wouldn't waste it. I will tell them off! And what works for me is I don't start or allow what will probably inconvenient me later! It's only God I fear and the devil am cautious of!

Nothing pass having your separate kitchen (inside or outside your building) to avoid creating enemies. If the lady has access to your gas cylinder, she has access to your pots... conversely, she knows what goes inside your stomach.

Read again.

LayconsCousin:
Truck drivers go through a lot on the Highway, and that is probably the reason most of them resort to hard drugs.

From bad roads to police harassment and bandits operation, a lot goes through their minds on a daily basis. Yet, it's a job they can't stop doing cos it will affect the wellbeing of the entire nation. They deserve better welfare package and the federal government should consider working on major routes these drivers us.

Also, we should start using our train services for petroleum products transportation. It will be less risky and will also preserve the lifespan of our roads.

*****Meanwhile, if you're a graduate who will like to work as a pre-election observer from February, please read this https://www.nairaland.com/6795068/work-pre-election-observer-february-2022

Emma1Oj:
Liverpool will shock u, since u forget tins quickly.

FreedomArmy:
thats what you get when you gather a group of hungry poor souls and hand them a gun. the police should be our friend in the time of danger but alas Nigerian police has made life miserable for Igbo people.
Do you know the funny thing,the death of this one will not serve as a lesson for the other foools to learn? As am typing this one demon in black uniform is somewhere collecting rumpled 50naira, *Harassing innocent hard working Igbo's.*

mogbeyiteren:
Ofcourse she has freedom of speech. But how can EFCC just invade someone's house without a search warrant? There is no law in this country o

Praxis758:
This is not a joke.

The flag must be on an official in connection to a US foreign mission like the military, embassy, foreign aide facility, ship, etc.

Uwaomaokey:
Everyone reading OPs story should know that this is very true in any event you have doubts. In the last 5yrs I've been on the road from Lagos to all Eastern states, I know how these touts operate and in my opinion from Asaba(Close to head-Bridge or from Toll-gate) to all Eastern states is infested with Hoodlums and organized criminals, it is common knowledge that they work hand in hand with security agents, this thread has brought back memories of Onitsha and Aba, there's no difference between the two. I have numerous stories to tell. My aunty was kidnapped at Lagos Park with her driver, luckily, Kogi guys are brave(Saved the day by not handing over the car keys to them), she paid 200,000 plus, why? Because they used her kids as the bait, they told her they will shoot her kids and nothing will happen, all these was happening around 6pm, they held them hostage till 9pm. Furthermore, once our operational vehicle broke down close to Lagos Park just under the bridge, we paid a whopping N20,000 to the police officers nearby and slept in the police Van. To add more, I nearly lost my right eye to the touts because I fought them back from the vehicle and they responded by hitting me in the face, I admit I was really tired to continue the fight, ended up paying 2k to them as marching ground after I stepped out of the vehicle to start from where we stopped, funny enough it was Obosi boys, they had pestle, beer bottle, long sticks and short axes, and a noticeable cut to size gun.
Furthermore, I traveled from Umuahia to Onitsha, I was headed to Asaba initially, since there was no direct bus to Asaba from Umuahia, I opted for the Onitsha bus, we set out very late and we got to onitsha after 8pm, so I begged the driver to go down because it was ITCBus and drop us close to those Marcopolo busses so that I can get a bus to Asaba directly, when I got down, I had loads and my bag was very heavy, they rushed me and attempted to take my loads, I carried my bag first and was trying to jack the loads because the driver was very impatient when one of them took one of the cartons, I laughed at first because I knew what would follow, I got to one bus loading Asaba, and put some of the loads and firmly held my bag still, at Ugwu Obosi roundabout, I've put my smartphone, watch and etc inside my bag and prepared already, so I shouted at the guy with my carton to bring it back to the Asaba bus, he motioned me to come get it, I walked majestically to where he was and then he trailed further into the dark, I followed him and a woman was signaling me to stop, I haven't moved five steps into the dark area when more than six boys surrounded me, they were pushing me around, struggling to pickpocket me and some were just standing to make it look like it was a tout to tout in house quarreling, I stood my ground and fought back real hard, I returned every blow and kicks, luckily I landed some heavy blows to the guys struggling to get my bag not without me getting my own dose too and then retreated back to the road and insulted them more, taunting them to come to where there's light and fight, all these while they had my carton in their custody still, I went back to the Asaba bus, handed my bag over to a Northerner, I made sure of this because they have syndicates and returned back to the spot hauling insults at them and told them they will meet their waterloo, I went back to the bus and stood, one of them approached me and told me, I'm very stubborn and I should give him N500 to bring the carton which they put inside an Izuchukwu Busca, I obliged, however when he got to me, I gave him N150, he was infuriated and I told him of immediately, this happened on 30th June. I have bad tales about Onitsha and Aba, but I will stop here. If you are not from Onitsha, know your limits in between tough and a little diplomacy, in as much as they are scared as you are, they have nothing to lose because they are vagabonds. Onitsha is free for all.
To all Nairalanders, please copy this thread link and send to your sisters, brothers and etc, the world needs to know that Onitsha/Aba is a den of hoodlums and everyone approaching the city should be very careful, extremely careful and alert, make sure they read it as well.

Security tips to follow if you are driving mostly Sienna or any sophisticated vehicle

1. If you get to Asaba please "wound up" the car windows, central lock and keep a straight face if you don't know your way or new.
2. If someone points at your tires like an indication of flat tires, please do not ever stop abruptly to check them. You are likely to commit a dozen offense in their dictionary. Drive safely to a big Petrol station or look for a government facility, bank, hospital or church and drive in.
3. Learn how to use Google maps, do not ask any one for directions, if you must, drive into a Petrol station(big and functioning ones) there are small and near obsolete Petrol station who work hand in hand with these hoodlums, pretend to buy petrol because they are watching your every moves, and then ask the attendant for directions.
4. When you get directions, please do not raise your hands to point or try to demonstrate, this qualifies you as a JJC and you are inches close to being obtained.
5. If you want to buy soft drinks and etc, please hold your throat you won't die, just buy from those running up to the vehicle, however, do not "wound down" completely, a little for the bottle to pass through please.

Tips to Follow if you are Trekking

1. If they stop you at Lagos park, and you have luggages, get Keke (Drop), going to Owerri? Tell him to take you to ITC Park, from Owerri things are little calm. Going to Port-Harcourt, get to JCmass or Peace Park. Calabar and Akwa-Ibom, get to Owerri first.
2. Do not board unregistered buses, get to JCmass or Peace Park if you can make it, there's one on the Onitsha-Owerri road, and one by the left, get to the park and feel safe first. Try and get to JCmass first.
3. Do not ask random people for directions, scan the environment and ask traders with big shops, walk into a beer parlor or better still, ask POS attendants, they are everywhere, however, the red flag is, if they are watching you, they will assume you have money, ask, keep a straight face and walk boldly, not too boldly, a mixture of majestic and bold.
4. Do not accept random act of kindness from these angels, they are leading you to their den to be obtained.
5. Do not take unfamiliar shortcuts at night around the axis, you might be fatally wounded if involved in any scuffle with them.
6. Do not gesticulate unnecessarily.
7. Again, if you mistakenly fall into their trap, shout, keep shouting, only advisable during the day.

Please Nigerians should stop the I don't care attitude, I've been warned severally by my family, to stop the helper thing, but how will Nigeria get better, I do not need to narrate my ordeals trying to help people in the same condition

It's like I'll do a thread for Travelers who are unfamiliar with their route, hopefully when I'm free.

BKayy:
Nigeria is the cause.
Do you know that after UGM sacked the police station at Ugwu Obosi. No car was snatched at that place for 3 weeks.
That place was where cars are snatched at daily basis opposite the police station there before UGM sacked the police station.
Ask anyone you know in Anambra about Ugwu Obosi before and after UGM sacked the police station there