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Kbs468:
But were you really serious about your other question about registering from Canada? So that we can quide you appropriately

Let me say Prestisimo i.e (as quickly as possible), this is one of the reasons why Golden City stands out,this city is awesome, ever ready to assist no matter how silly a question is. Egbon Kbs468,thanks for the concern,no mind me oo, na play I is ooo. I couldn't have been serious with such a question,that's just my own way of saying Good morning to all..Golden City is just like Google search engine,no matter how silly your question is,golden city must give you an answer. So for this I decree, that there shall be no form of gamba deism in dis city,there shall not be any trace of dum vivimusness in dis city,no epitome of flagellative rigor motis and asphyxiation in dis city; but we shall experience concentrated diaphanous character(s) henceforth...

WARNING!!!!!!!!

PG is advised to anyone who exposes him/herself to SOME Acidic grammatical brouhaha aforementioned...because even the user is yet to understand how it happened...Good afternoon City people.


Whew!!!! Wey my kunu abeg.

eaglevision:
Beautiful morning to every living soul of the GC,hope y'all doin great today?40days countdown to orientation course if NYSC doesn't change it like they do,Sometimes no matter how much u want things to happen,all u can do is wait. I don miss all of una like oyinbo dae miss hot tea,saw all the mentions nd I appreciate em all,God bless us all

huh!!! Pls stop counting down to orientation camp o je,dont you know by so doing you are prolonging the days ni,stop making it seem far jare,dont you know that b4 somebody will gain admission to start counting the ticking seconds through to the minutes,to hours,all the way to days,rolling over 7days (1 week),b4 somebody will now now graduate to the 40th day,iz not a eazy sturv na...just imagining the feelings in the hearts of PCMs on the Eve to orientation camp,Hmmmmmm..* Sipping my Kunu oooo*


Sorry I forgot to mention this;

Good morning to you too..i v got Kunu 4 two,pls join mua.

Good morning everyone,please I m new here,pls I need an urgent answer a question hanging on the top right corner of my head; pls when is NYSC online registration starting for Batch 2016 'A' corpers? Also I just woke this morning with a feeling of doing my NYSC In Canada, can someone pls send me the link..Thanks

jubrealguy:
ooooohhhh!!!! Na obahiaghon....... Ko si weyrey, omo wa nie!!

Meanwhile, there's no friction in that man's communication because the man eez not even communicating at all...... He is just speaking like someone dats cramming loads of words for exam purpose........asin la cram la pour


Abbeyunique2.............. E don beg us, fi agbara le...... No go break bottle behind me ooo

Haba! Why u go say a statesman isn't communicating, you can't totally say that,i ll agree with you if you say he is communicating with a selected few i.e a microscopic few (Only God know where the few dey sef). Don't worry,you ll soon get to that flash point where you won't have to be in a state of Higi-haga,when you ll start understanding the grammatical Krinkrumkrankrum...*Whew** see sweat!!

Abbeyunique2:
Fi bobo yen sile, o need burukutu tutu kan ni. oya wittyemi take burukutu make the spirit of hon patrick obahiaghon waka from.

I get better kunu mixed with miliki oo,i no dey miss am,kunu berekete like constant K.

jubrealguy:
***straight face*** oya which side wey no fit measure up.

Hope u r not taking small small style to insult me cos if u try am.........no mata hw big ur bubble be, i go burst am.

Abbeyunique2, shey u dey see da boy sha

No no no,i no dey refer to u paddi,dont take it personal, I just dey picture the likes of Patrick Obahiagbon vs fellow Nigerians...consider that scenario....Farabale oo

Fraih:
Love is sweet indeed.
See as observers plenty for down. This time yesterday, we had just around 3 viewers...But now I can categorically say that the observers love this atmosphere of Love.
#letLoveRule
#ILoveEveryone
#ILoveBaeMore
#funtime
#wedon'tDerail
#askYourNYSCrelatedQuestions

Viewing this topic: johndanny(m), Kbs468(m), eaglevision(m), arrhenius15(m), Yezzy(m), prindu(m), Fraiser(m), hardie14(f), oluphy, FASH23(m), Gosj01(m), Fraih(f), Abbeyunique2(m), Sunnepa17, SomebodysMrs(f), missprudence(f), wittyemi(m), jubrealguy(m), Walexz02, ayosco2008(m), JAEYWEST(m), IghravweIG(m), kollenzy(m), Addict000(m) and 3 guest(s)

Chisos!!! See as my heart beat double up as I see my name for viewers choice,e remain small make I use hand drag my name comot. Well no be every time person must talk in other not to sound silly. Mind you; Listening ability is a Gift.

jubrealguy:
d noooo....... It's argument ooo, if Wittyemi catch u call am fight, u go hear grammar of ur life

Lolzzz, funny enough I advocate Simplicity; too much grammar dey cause friction to communication, especially when one side no fit measure-up.

Kbs468:
Very good and it's very much allowed.
Oya whisper to my ears because I'm the most super friendly Man to the female folks and trust me, I can gossip like no other woman, hence you won't regret it.

*stretches my head forward towards her with my right hand side facing her and the ear well positioned for her to say everything to my hearing*

"Most super friendly Man to the female folks"?? Pls break outta the FRIEND ZONE..Real deal (The koko) ti takeover...jasi

Fraiser:
me just dey talk am to my phone nd e dey write am ni #voice typin ti take ova

isorai

Fraiser:
Hmm e b lyk say e go dey easy for camel to enter tru d eyes of a needle dam make person catch up wit dis thread d way e dey fly, I don already spend 2 hrs i never read d pages finish. E b lyk say pressy LogoDwhiz go dey impose curfew from 11pm to 3pm, I go see to dat immidiately i enter d cabinet. Reading tru d pages so far I can see dat:
kbs468 my real G is back from his 2weeks yearly horneymoon in syria.
My twinnie fraih don turn hot cake for golden city, I just dey tank God because na investment she take her do for my family, I go use her make money from all dis suitors so tey I go build mansion nd buy lambogini
Shammak won dey develop high blood pressure because of hin wife fraih, hin don forget say person wey get hypertension no dey marry beautiful wife.
Senator IghravweIG don already start my ministerial screening bur i dey see d hands of abbeyunique2 nd dejiconde for dos questions wey hin throw lyk stone to me.
Merikims want to exchange her luv for nysc runs, e b lyk say na d best tym to contact my uncle for nysc b dis because na hin b d chief messenger for DG office hin get mouth for dia may b hin go fit help me get my dream woman.
Shammak won take style bribe me wit a mercedes benz so dat i no go reason anoda man for fraih bur one no go do me make hin try make am 100 may b i go fit turn dealer.
Pressy LogoDwhiz dey try support d conspiracy theory, hin no fit help me influence my screening make d senators just tell me say make I take my bow nd go.
SomebodsMrs wey I c for club yesterday nyt wit my korokoro eyes wen she dey dance shoki nd skelewu won dey form church gal, she won take style discourage me, she dey tink say I no fit marry church gal, even make she turn alter gal I no mind.
Bolagabriella no won gree for me easily, she won dey form sey she b hard gal, na dat kyn gal body luv dey hot pass later later, anyway make she continu I go fit see tory tellvour pikins say dia mama no b cheap gal.
One monicker lyk dat wey I don forget dey talk about giving phone to rukkyola, if d juju man wey she get belle for catch am na oyo hin dey.
I don forget d rest jare, dis regal wey i dey drink don dey make me forget tinx quickly dis days, e b lyk say i go switch over to my paraga again.
Oya make I went back to my chilling mode.

Bros how many hours e take you to type such a long post,na wa oooo,bois dey binu oooo,i tire to read oooo,b4 I read dis one finish thread go fit don reach 1m.

Fraih:
Ehn na
Girls no suppose dey fight before. Abeg make we all live in peace.

I was still telling someone today that I love the way we roll in GC here, like we have seen ourselves in reality.
We can make this place much more better than exchanging words everyday.
It starts with response to others comment, not everyone can take jokes, we should all be careful when quoting someone else.

Fraih
#IstandforPeace

GC still roll nice tho,its just the season 4 foul languages,it will pass. But seriously, there is a way to get @ someone without using words that belittles the user. Those foul languages ain't just nice. But just argue / discuss. Hmmmmmm

LogoDWhiz:
I think i prefer the word Discussion.

Sounds more civil.

Yeah that sounds cool and more civil..I think argument is for matured minds..lolz

jubrealguy:
make one person agree for one person na. Na so so fight for this city dese days.

Presido......do something about ds everyday fight ooo

Cc
LogoDWhiz

It's not fight bro,its called argument, argument is healthy for better understanding, the problem comes in when people aren't matured enough to respect another's view..if argument stops in Golden City,i ll be off..Keep the argument on people,as long as you are making constructive point...But that guy wey dey para 4 another man's 1st class no try at all; what you appreciate is what you attract bro,you couldn't get it but and another did..Respect him

SomebodysMrs:
happy birthday to me! living by grace

Happy birthday to you!!! Grace,wisdom and Alubarika gravitates towards you free course unhindered. God bless your heart

Lordshoggy:
During the leaked I was posted to bauchi which I didn't like but with this my new cun on my green card which matches with the one sent via SMS, what is my fate?

YOLA

adewaleoroge:
pls are we all told to reprint our green card even when u ave printed before.

Yes sir,you are to reprint to enable confused NYSC sync the CUN sent to you via sms (that's if u got yours) with what you ll have on your green card. And if you weren't sent CUN via sms,just still proceed to reprint a new green card.

chizzy3:
yea

Very good,because of that,there are two things involved ; it's either you drop some foreign coins so I can get a few jar of kunu,or you wait till the year NYSC releases their uncertain call up letter. Mind you,i m the only Oracle with the "SURE LINK",you can ask around incase you want to clear your doubt....So,RIDE OR DIE.?

chizzy3:
I don't mind having the link

are you a foreign PCM?

boboLIL:
My body just de pepper me.. This 17k wey I for chop now,, save am fr camp flexing... One game cut my joy 2nyt.. Abeg una. Gudnyt

you no press turtise well oga,you too play long ticket,play few games, increase your stake.

chizzy3:
Had this problem but mine has been rectified got my call up number. But how does someone know the state they have been posted to?

you know the state you r posted to when you hold on for the official release of Call Up Letter..or do you want the sure link?

jubrealguy:
From NYSC to politics to Romance to NYSC to Religion and Marriage.... Kosi wahala

Kontinu

it shouldn't be about NYSC palava alone na,some persons are calm already concerning NYSC poo n further ish on Nysc sounds boring to them. So shouldn't we rather make the content of this group a total package? Besides, monotony kills interest, veriety remains the spice of life.

Kuronima:
Hahaha.... He got it alright..... I think you get it too. It wasn't the idea to be "grammatically" but anyway what's the fun in simplicity.

it greases communication flow

stlaibrowne:
Oh you are wrong about that. That I don't care about the faith means, she can be Christian, Muslim or belief in any faith wey no preach or practice antihuman. I think say you dey feel me now. So in another term her religion won't change anything in our love life or relationship/marriage. It's a matter of understanding and mutual agreement capisce

I totally disagree with you, Love isn't just enough to conquer religious bond oo,getting married to someone outta ur religion takes grace ooo,it's not something you just sweep under the umbrella of the word Love,so many factors needs to be considered n straightened out; except she converts to a christian or you convert to become a Muslim. If not,then you both ll have to face parental battle,and if u succeed in getting married,you both can't agree totally as husband n Wife because ur believe system differs,what faith will you raise your children in? So many more factors to be considered my dear. Love is not a dummy,love comes with knowledge.

Kuronima:
Oh really... Is that like a principle subject to a few exceptions?

Grammatically!!! Why you wan stress person wey wan help you ehn Now he has to study and understand the statement b4 answering your question, anyways,dont be offended if you don't get answers to your bombing question..Haba!! Habatically!!

stlaibrowne:
Yes I am
There's no need to bother yourself about blushing. Even gorgeous cool muslim lady like you don't need it.
Honestly I hardly find cool Muslim lady around here if you understand what I mean. That I even gave up on dating a Muslim lady.

Not that I really care what faith my lady belief tho.

why wouldn't you care the faith she believes in,means you ain't really ready to hold it down with her,na roll over you dey find? Have you ever heard of 'Religious bond'?

wise14life:
hello friends, please see image below what does it mean?

almost self explanatory. Contact your school or try again.

Abeg make I go gym,i no wan carry flat chest n tiny arm go camp..Need to appear like the Alpha-male I was designed to be.

Matthew4u:
Pls can i use my fone to login to nysc portal to check any info frm my dashboard ??

Thank God your phone is with you,try it biko n stop crying...Shoroniyen

merikims:
shey u don start again?this is the link to check www.portal.gov
ng.nysc101/receivesense.aspx. u r welcome.

my dear thank you for giving that sure link jare,they guy just dey ADDICTED to links,back door human beings. If you don't give him the link,who will.

THINGS YOU MUST KNOW BEFORE GOING FOR NYSC 2016..Edited by Wittyemi
JANUARY, 2016.

NYSC MATTER



Heading to NYSC Orientation Camp?
Heeding the Clarion Call?
Here is a comprehensive list of things you need to take to camp. aka “NYSC camp requirements”
Included are some HOT TIPS
UPDATED FOR 2016

First off, the requirements. These are compulsory and you will not be allowed to Camp if you don’t have them with you.

PART 1:
Official NYSC Camp Registration Requirements:

1. CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital part of camp registration and the only evidence that you are a prospective corps member (colloq. Corper, orOtondo) and you are not impersonating anyone. This will be taken from and not returned to you. So if at all you even forget your luggage never forget this.

Tip: Since many will choose the N3,000 option to print online, do try to use a café with laser jet printers and not DeskJet. Why? Documents printed with DeskJets are more susceptible to water/moisture damage. Just to be on a safer side and you should do this with any document you intend to keep for a very long time. If you can’t find a LaserJet, use anyone.

Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it like its your life. I know someone who was sent back because she forgot hers. Also someone who had to beg and beg before his letter was collected because he laminated his own copy. So please avoid all these stress and make enough copies of this letter.

Tip: Remember you can REPRINT your Call-Up letter online if subscribed (N3,000) to that option.

2. Registration Documents: If you’re a foreign graduate, take along the original credentials you uploaded (to the NYSC Portal) for physical verification / evaluation.

3. Green Card: It contains your bio-data. Print and bring along your signed copy.

4. Final Year Student IDENTITY CARD

5. Notification/STATEMENT OF RESULT from School

6. PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS: Now make about 10 copies of every document required. There would be photocopiers in camp at mammy market but trust me, it is double the price and it saves time.

7. PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very important. Take as many as you can, about 20 in red backgrounds. You would need them for different kinds of registration. e.g, skill acquisition groups, religious groups, sports, redeployment, bank account opening e.t.c

8. My CLEAR BAG: You’ll need to put the aforementioned in a portable envelope/bag that can withstand some amount of wear/tear. Hence, My Clear Bag.

Tip: The forms that will be handed to you are very easy to fill. Attach your passport where necessary and fill them correctly. After your registration, you will be issued with your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your Service Year.


Witty

PART 2:

9.  CERTIFICATES/LICENSES: For Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses & Lab Scientists, take along your proof of certification. Graduates of Medicine and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with Nigerian Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (NMDCN) and Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN) respectively.

10. STATIONERY: PEN, PAPER, GUM. Yeah this saves time and lots of unnecessary begging.

Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the gate during check-in. But do not forget to include pins in your stapler if you still decide to take it along.

You will be given a meal ticket that gives you access to the Camp kitchen for the 21 days. Lose it and you have to feed yourself. Even if you do not intend to use it, you will come across someone who would appreciate the kind gesture.

Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code Number (which you have to wear around your neck all through camp with your ID card), you can proceed to claim your NYSC Kit and Mattress after which you can proceed to get a Room. After you have gotten your kit and secured a place in the hostels, you can settle down and you are good to go to start the Military parades.

Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1 NYSC Crested Vest, A pair of Khaki Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T-shirts, 2 Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of green-stripped Stockings, A Pair of Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of White Converse. A “Belt” is also included.




PART 3:
DAILY NEEDS:

11. ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS: This is an essential outfit in camp in fact in most camps this is the only allowed cloth to be worn throughout your 3 weeks. Even to church, you might not be allowed to wear colored cloths. You would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at camp to just fulfill all righteousness which surely would never be your size especially our very slim and small otondo in size . So you can bring extra pairs (6). Why? Because you probably wont have time to wash during the week after being stressed out from the parades and Man-O-War drills.

Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of colored clothes because you wont need them.

12. WHITE SHORTS: I beg you please do bring yours. you would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor in material. They tear easily and it can be annoying. So my dear Otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also you wont like to wash everyday, so bring enough to last you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded.

13. PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS SHOES:This is a very important outfit. you would also be given an ugly pair of low quality white tennis shoes customized for NYSC. It’s either you are not given your size although you can find someone with your size and swap. But after the first wash it starts tearing. So just buy yours (white). They also sell this in camp, so in case you are not able to get you could buy in camp just carry extra cash for that because the price would be higher – as with everything in Mammy – because they know you have no choice than to buy. Now, If you happen to camp during the rainy season (Batch ‘B’ ), get white rubber sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted to the Southern part of the country (esp. the South South. Read, Bayelsa). The parade fields/mammy market will be messed 

14. WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra pairs.

15. PADLOCKS: [BRING or BUY from Mammy] Please lock your boxes and bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know someone who lost more than 5 items including his two phones – like he’s the only one in camp.

16. WAIST POUCH: /Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse).The bum bags are more popular because they won’t bang against you when you’re active and your hands are free to do whatever. You need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens, etc around with you at all times. You should sleep with it too.

17. MOSQUITO TREATED NET: You would do not want to fall sick in camp from malaria and miss out on the fun. Just bring yours. Also bring ropes you would use to hang it. The nets usually have these. I also used mine as a room to protect my box and properties from thieves and also from some insects and ants.

18. BASIC DRUGS: Like paracetamol, medicine for your allergies, menstrual pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs, antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is sometimes inadequately stocked with drugs so help yourself. True story – A corper from the previous batch donated at least a million Naira worth of medicine to our (Lagos) camp clinic, and barely a few days later, they claimed to have run out of medicine.

19. ANTISEPTIC/DISINFECTANTS: Such as Dettol etc. This is very, very essential. Firstly the bathrooms can be very annoying and dirty and more importantly, you would not like to have infection from camp. Bad idea. Depending on your camp, the water can be dirty. Most people always have reaction to it.

20. DETERGENT: [BUY from Mammy.] Again, this reduces the amount of load you’re bringing into camp. However, if you’re lucky the mammy market will have vendors offering laundry services! It costs about N50 per item, N100 for your khaki trousers or jacket, extra N50 if you want your items pressed although cost will vary across camps.

Tip: The Bucket: Buy this in Mammy. Don’t stress yourself taking one to Camp, which you’re probably going to leave behind after 3 weeks.Toiletries: Toilet Paper, Sanitary Pad, soap dish etc. BUY in Mammy.

21. TOWELS

22. A PAIR OF SLIPPERS: [BRING or BUY]

23. Bed sheets, Pillow Cases and A Pillow. You could also get pillow from mammy market to reduce load.

Tip: Mattresses will be provided by NYSC. It is best to “double up” with the mattresses, as they are about 1 to 2 inches thick. Lol.

24. HANDKERCHIEF. There will be BUCKETS of sweating. Do yourself a favor.

25. FLASK, BOWL AND CUP: [BRING or BUY] For eating. Important for those who intend on eating Camp food.

Tip: You will be fed three times a day in camp but I must not lie to you, the food there is nothing to write home about. They can be nice on few occasions like Sundays, but most days, they are poor. If you are someone who loves to eat good food, make provisions for your own food. You should get some fast foods along, some breakfast cereals and beverages. You should also hold extra cash to eat at the Mammy market. You will get good meals there.

26. BEVERAGE: The camp will supply you with “Tea-water” or ‘brown-water’ so you can make tea when you need to!

27. FLASHLIGHT OR RECHARGEABLE LAMPS:[BRING] Most camps, do not give light except at a specific time of the day. It’s very essential especially at night when you need to use the bathroom, early in the morning when preparing for morning drills and meditations and at night in case you need to do anything. At the mammy market, there is always light till they close, usually 10pm except on days like the Camp Fire Night where they stay open till, say, 3am depending on how lenient your camp commander is. You can charge your lamps there for a little fee.

28. Some form of entertainment: Novels – for those who get bored easily, please carry some. And for guys PSP or chess. also iPod  and MP3 players for audiophiles.

29. Your Ray-Ban sunglasses for the sun. And if you can’t afford that, get a Ray-Bon.

30. Get extra phone batter(ies) and extra Network SIMs. Some networks are not available at some camps as they’re usually in remote locations, far from town centres. Once you get your call-up letter, you can find out (from serving corpers or tweet at  @_NYSC) which network has the best reception at your destination camp. If you need data access, find out if that available also. Instagrammers and keekers, if you get EDGE thank your stars. But there has been some improvement as network providers have focus

31. CASH: Extremely important. You would need about N15,000. Then between N20,000 – N30,000 to be ‘just’ comfortable. For those that can manage, say, N10,000 – N15,000. There are lots of things that take up money. Things like food (for those who don’t intend eating from the camp kitchen), energy drinks, recharge cards, charging of electronic devices, laundry, pleasures e.t.c.

32. ATM Card: You ‘normally’ wont be allowed to leave camp. So do not be stranded, trust me it’s not a good idea. Just budget N1,000 per day. You should take your ATM card along, incase. (This might sound counter-intuitive since there might not be any ATM in your camp and you are not allowed to leave camp. But figure it out…) You can keep your extra cash with the Accounts Department (as the case was in my camp) while some shops offer POS services, you still have access to extra cash whenever you need it.

If you have a camera you can take it along because you will want to snap a lot of scenes. If you have a Smartphone with great camera, that’s good for you because you can easily take and share photos on social networks instantly.

Tip: If you don’t have any of those, you will have to pay some guys on camp who do that as business to follow you around and snap you wherever you go. They might charge up to N2,000 for the duration of the camping. They should give you all your photos and videos in DVDs at the end of Camping. Or you could wait till the last day of leaving camp and snap at a cheaper rate.

That’s all you need to take to camp!. Waaaait. Where are you going? Now, dont be selfish. You have to share this with your friends, dont you? Click the share buttons below. Is there any item left out of the list? Let us know

A BEG MY GUYS NO FORGET TO FIND YOUR WIFE O
SHE DE CAMP…SHINE UR EYES.
IN ALL PUT BABA GOD FIRST. AND ABOVE ALL,GET YOUR KUNU WELL MIXED WITH MILK YOU NEED AM..

adewaleoroge:
my cun too did not change o. d one I have on d lea
ked cul is d same I have on my green card n on d sms received by nysc

can you imagine! So anything is possible.