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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:57am On Feb 27, 2016

Abbeyunique2:
Getting too big for my liking, kasun kaji enterprise just dey make person get unnecessary fat

If I say let's go to the gym, shabi u dey always form like Alagba (Prophet) wey dey meditate in the spirit...now u r fast approaching the avuncular stage so early because of your obstreperousness to gym with mua. Now,when next I make the alter call for gyming, you better heed to it,prolly b4 camp u might get back to shape; maybe then you ll reserve eulogy and panegyrics for me.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:38am On Feb 27, 2016

justified19:
lol.

some av food bt can not eat, some can eat but dia is no food...choi

yes oo,my brother you go school n u enter class..them still fit register today na, can't they?

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:17am On Feb 27, 2016

drjoshua2000:
Yes there are. I know couple of friends who are undecided about registering.

how could they be so undecisive for good 20 days!!! They don't deserve to go to camp then,we no need intercede for such people,if nysc go extend the registration date now dem fit extend camp date too,abeg ooo..Tell your undecisive friends to keep thinking and wait for next batch.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 10:53am On Feb 27, 2016

drjoshua2000:
Any possibility of NYSC extending registration?

Hmmmmm,anything is possible sha. But do we still have PCMs that hasn't registered huh

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 10:45am On Feb 27, 2016

Fraih:
Berra gerrup now
I had to go wake my Big bro to comman do something too
Una go sleep early, una go wake late!

Don't get too jealous my dear,we are the Alpha male,so don't take it personal. Don't worry,we ll encourage you as u do the chores by peeping on u; ain't that lovely enough huh

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 10:38am On Feb 27, 2016

VillageGOAT:
actually, i normally skip their lambastation of a antidiestablismentarism quorum, that leads to a hocus pocus, but like i said, i have two plots of land in ota, xo i only care about building a sky scrapper, a university and a shopping plaza in my two plots of land in ota, no time to start looking at their lambastation or lamentation... Tank you.

wow!! That's motivating,if I may ask,just a loud thought tho, would you prefer to give your university the name 'VillageGoat university' or the shopping plaza ' VILLAGEGOAT PLAZA' Since you are so proud of the name? But b4 then,lets go for a quick commercial (let's pay some bills),we ll be right back,i still have my guest in the building (the VILLAGEGOAT Crooner) ,keep it locked on GC 109.9 fm. Holla!!

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 6:57am On Feb 27, 2016

Oya everybody wake up,get your jogging kit,lets go do the road walk n thereafter go show some Barcelona skills on the field of play...come display your football prowess while the ladies do the cheering....*walking out**

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 6:47am On Feb 27, 2016

boboLIL:

GOOD DAY TO EVERY SOUL IN HERE...ITS A NEW DAY... STAY TUNED AS THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES******

2016 BATCH A ORIENTATION COURSE (STREAM I) STARTS ON 30TH MARCH - 18TH APRIL, 2016 WHILE BATCH A ORIENTATION COURSE (STREAM II) STARTS ON 27TH APRIL - 16TH MAY 2016..

IT IS OFFICIALLY 32 DAYS FOR PCM STREAM (I) AND 60 DAYS FOR PCM STREAM (II) TO APPEAR IN THEIR RESPECTIVE ORIENTATION CAMPS

MAY GOD ALMIGHTY GUIDE AND PROTECT US ALL!! AMEN!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"SOMETIMES, YOU HAVE TO WALK AWAY FROM WHAT YOU WANT TO FIND WHAT YOU DESERVE"

DO YOU KNOW?

Having negative friends is linked to depression, low self esteem, insomnia and anxiety. Positive friends promote overall good health.

START GATHERING YOUR BELONGINGS IN ONE PLACE TO AVOID FOGETTING ONE OR TWO THINGS AHOME( FOR THOSE OF US 'FOGETTING THINGS' IS THEIR HOBBY)..

This guy self,you sure say you go fit wait till orientation camp day sef,dis wan wey u dey countdown repeatedly in a concurrent manner each day so...morning bro

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:44pm On Feb 26, 2016

Fraih:
New tweet from B.Fraih @bukkiefraih

@wittyemi101, I have got a question to ask the guest speaker.
How does he manage the lambaste and denunciations from people when they see that name? I'm sure some folks would have termed him unserious, I'm interested in knowing how he handles them without trying to offend any.
*Reading the tweet out from our top listener to the hearing of our esteemed guest speaker Sir #VillageGoat. Pls sir (VillageGoat) this is a very brilliant question, kindly clear the air.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:30pm On Feb 26, 2016

Fraiser:
oya giv me one botus of d kunu make i use am test am may b na aba made

Ogbeni I value my kunu pass the current all time dollar rise ooo,dis na pure kunu,as u know,local made no get fake oo.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:20pm On Feb 26, 2016

LogoDWhiz:
Don't try to.

The soldiers at the gate will cease it from you.

You might get it back and you might not.

Camp is not for fun or enjoyment. You hardly have time to wash clothes at times.

And lastly, your laptop can get stolen. That's why we carry waistpouch. So, all our valuables can be placed inside. Phone, money, wallet and so on

Ogbeni Brimmie,here is the light you requested to be shed.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:14pm On Feb 26, 2016

VillageGOAT:
i got my inspiration from my ex ' girlfriend, any time i did not give her money, she calls me a goat, she will be like "this goat is very stingy", so i had to break up with her and return back to the village to hustle some money, glory be to God, i now have two plots of land in ota, with one lexus jeep and too much money.

wow!! How touching...b4 I say anything,i think I ll just open up the telephone line for our wonderful listeners all around GC to call us up n air their views on the inspiration. The number to call is 000000000000 or twit @ us on our twitter handle #@VILLAGEGOAT Or @wittyemi101.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:04pm On Feb 26, 2016

Fraiser:
gud eveni baba, u re welcom its been awhile hw was ur jorney

Hmmmmm,smooth operator,i hail thee; I kukuma dey background dey peep...thanks all the same baba. I v got two bottles of kunu,wouldn't you rather join me.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 10:59pm On Feb 26, 2016

Brimmie:
I'm asking for Advice !!

don't worry my dear,you ll get loads of advice here on GC...sit back,relax n grab ur copy/ bottle of chilled kunu to bad...wa gba

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 10:55pm On Feb 26, 2016

Brimmie:
Any advice for folks that be going to Camp with their Camera and prolly Laptop??

pls can you categorically tell us what you want to use the laptop for in camp? Abi na you wan edit the new movie "DEATHPOOL" ni? Well I heard the military combos will help u collect it at the gate,keep it for u till after camp; and most likely,you prolly might not get ur laptop back...so maybe you can prolly reconsider your decision of Camping with with lapi,so you won't prolly lose it to soldiers or prolly to fellow sharp otondos.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 10:27pm On Feb 26, 2016

Fraih:
Yes o, we are eagerly waiting to hear from you, VillageGOAT.

Chai FRAIH Oooo!! See as you sef dey slam the name like DJ wey dey pon the replay,stop making him feel like slapping himself for selecting or accepting such a name nau, he could Hv a positive inspiration behind the name..the guy never still answer n my studio time is fast running out...I m sure he is in a state of CATALYPTIC KPARAKPOI..Yes,thats all.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 9:37pm On Feb 26, 2016

VillageGOAT:
ha! Thank you very much my sister, may God bless you with five plots of land in banana island, now there is hope for me, remain small i would have used toilet roll to commit suicide hehehe, make i relax now...

Yes oo chairman, relax wella because u r live on air at GC fm,*pulls the mic closer to the guest*,pls just a quick interview. 1st question; what is the inspiration behind your name,the world would really love to know. *i sit back gazing at our guest for an answer.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 9:07pm On Feb 26, 2016

Fraih:

You keep repping yourself jare.
#thumbsUp

Wa Gbayi jare fine gurl..

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:53pm On Feb 26, 2016

Fraih:

Oyehomz1, here I am o
Qutyjoice, I see Fraiser has taken you around, now I can see you guys rolling together, nice one!
SC31, if anyone likes my sister, he should see me first
IghravweIG, Thanks too
Terrymason, I see you, I've missed you fa
SomebodysMrs, I was afraid that 'somebody' has taken you away without our notice
Fraiser, Weldone dear
Wittyemi, our Hon Patrick, where art thou?

Shammak sweedie, chop kiss

GOOD EVENING EVERYONE

My dear Fraih,thanks 4 d mention. I Hv kukuma been @ d centre of GC's Bermuda Triangle observing the trend and proceedings of affairs,as it transluburges into what I call a greater family; Not minding the rantings of one menniacally bewildered Hallelujah boy who claim to have acquired a merger sum of #1.2m..Nontheless,GC ain't moved, n i ll keep sipping on my cold Kunu with dried rat as I continue on my gymnosophy gyrations...A BEAUTIFUL EVENING TO EVERYONE WITH THE CONSCIOUSNESS OF BEING ALIVE TO LIFE...

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 12:07pm On Feb 26, 2016

hardie14:
abeg leave am make him dey bobo himself.
feeling generous my foot.
he stared the write up well and mesed up at tje end.

No mind the stingy Otepu,out of his plenty #1.2m,na nonsense #500 recharge card he/she wan pay for somebody's God given idea....that guy must be a gangster or a serial killer.

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:45am On Feb 26, 2016

Osgilliat:
Good day my fellow PCM. As you all know that we are all going to service as from next month ending. As a PCM having a sum of #1.2 million and looking for a business to invest in. The business I'm referring to here is the type of business that won't require much of your presence and time.. Something like a standard unisex salon and having two stylist employed.
Please kindly share other business ideas that fits into the business criteria mentioned above. Thank you.
Mind you I'm feeling generous today.therefore, there might be a recharge card worth of #500 to the brightest idea.
I'm sorry for interrupting Ya all couples and in laws in here.. But your help is needed.

young lad,are you normal? Body dey catch you ni,or is it #1.2m that is making you want to insult us? Can you imagine the nonsense! You want to pay #500 recharge card for someone's "Brightest" idea!!! You can kill oooo,pls stop thinking retarded..Congrats for being a millionaire

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 3:53pm On Feb 19, 2016

boboLIL:
Heat wan kill me for here oh....

El-Nino ti takeover..

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 3:10pm On Feb 19, 2016

jayloms:
I Nor dey buy any naija product abegg!!, Na by force!? .

All dis Una empiric views sef

D only tin I go manage Na made in Oshogbo weed

Obviously

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 1:14pm On Feb 19, 2016

LogoDWhiz:
Okay. I guess you got me wrong.

I was only proffering solutions to the problem at hand.

The Loans will work if we are dedicated to it, and thats the ideal thing thing to do.

About your second point, I never said I'm nit in support of it.
I am.
I'm only saying the effect is minimal.
It won't necessarily increase the naira exponentially.

The key thing here is that there should be more Export instead of Import.
If we buy naija to build the naira, Not much difference, compared to when other countries buy naija.

Haven't you tried to ask yourself that despite this campaign(buy naija to build the naira), why is the naira still falling?
It'll soon get to 400.

ok,well, we can only export when we produce, our Naira is still falling because we haven't bought Naija yet,we v just ash-tagged,we have not done. Also,about the effect of Buy Naija to build the Naira being minimal,we have to understand that "He that is faithful in little will be faithful in much". Let's start there at least....i so much respect your views bro,too Educating. Thumbs.

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 12:25pm On Feb 19, 2016

LogoDWhiz:
We need to diversify.

The basic reason why the exchange rate is getting lower is because the reserves are getting depleted. And nothing is going back there.

Nigeria as a country need to access other ways to generate income.
We have the potential, we just need to harness it.
Our over-dependence on Oil is the cause of this, we decided to abandon all other income generating resources all for Oil. And now we are reaping the reward of our Labour.

As for now, I'd advice we devalue the currency.
get loans, invest heavily in other sectors. And then things will get back to norMAL.

All these buyinnaijatobuildthenaira is not enough, it's actually minute.

If other countries are still not buying our things, then it's not yet there.

Hmmmmm,Sir,from your post i disagree to two things and agree to others .
Firstly,the idea of getting loans; you don't get loans when you don't have an idea of what to do with the loan,Nigerian leaders are not disciplined enough to handle loan,instead the greedy Leaders will chop the loan n at the end of the day we ll Have nothing to show for it. Getting loan is a good idea but not for Nigerian leaders,it will only be an opportunity for a microscopic few to be enriched.

2ndly, You not in support of "buy in 9ja to build the naira"; It's hi-time we bore the pain of the buy in 9ja to build the Naira ooo. To get investors,we have to first value our own n give them (investors) reason(s) to invest; let's produce my brother, let's keep the money in Naija. Hyundai was initially not accepted in its own country india (I stand to be corrected),but persistence n conviction has paved way for it globally,y won't investors flock into India. Read the history behind the turn around of China's economy to where they are now. For example, No body is giving our own Innoson (indigenous motor assembling /manufacturing company) a chance in 9ja,we prefer a second-hand Toyota to a new Innoson car,so how do we progress. Sen. Ben Murray Bruce bought his own made in nija car yet ppl still want to crucify him.

It is sardonic and regrettably lugubrious that a country like Nigeria that has all her thirty six (36) states with solid mineral deposit in commercial quantity has leaders that are blind and can only see oil as natural resource..

God Bless 9ja area oooo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 11:39am On Feb 19, 2016

FolabiBret:
So, 1 Dollar is now 370 naira and 1 pound is now 550 naira. Now that 1 congo of Rice is 550 naira too; shey pesin nor go begin dey plant everything we e go dey chop bai?

Now, joking apart, fellows, what do you think could be done to stabilize this our rickety economy? Beyond the buy-in-Nigeria-to-strengthen-the-Naira campaign, what other ways could the Naira be strengthened?
Cc: All concerned persons

one sure way is to be more of a producer than a consumer. 2ndly, lets do more of 'made in 9ja' than the foreign made..we import virtually everything n produce virtually nothing. Just imagine we having one of the best hid n skin (leather) here in Kano but yet we prefer any leather that has the inscription 'Italian leather'; how many person wan talk.. Our senseless leaders who makes noise like common hallelujah boys travel outside this country, dey see how things work beautifully,yet they can't replicate the positive things they see here in this country,rather, they take our cash out from circulation n invest it in these foreign countries...My brother, Nigerian Leaders are under a spell..*Spiritual*...But for we youths I ll say, Nigeria has the resources to meet the NEED of Her citizens, but has not enough resources to meet Her citizens GREED; so let's live simply so that others can simply live..Lets invest in our personality so that we can concentrate on BEING and not on HAVING....GOD BLESS NIGERIA. *sad face*

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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 9:41am On Feb 19, 2016

boboLIL:
none yet... Good am

Ogbeni where you go since? Saw little of you yesterday,hope u bam sha....wait make I ask you something secretly,what's all this political Aura in GC,is it an imaginary political structure or there is something more to it? cos I dey hear ministers n other positions n the seemingly/real public office holders tend to talk seriously about their positions..abeg clear my doubt...Good morning

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 8:27pm On Feb 18, 2016

Fraiser:
lol... you know as a designated minister of sports, youth development nd WOMEN AFFAIRS d only way I can be a fulfiled man in dis city is to make sure d comfort of my ladies sorry our ladies in dis city comes first, I must make sure dat handsome smiles always make dia beautiful faces its permanent residence, I must make sure dat dia fragile heart is under d protection of my secured heart, I must always make sure dey are aware of how beautiful dey her, how tender dia heart is nd how enduring dia soul is. let me stop here, just b on d luk out for my manifesto

Hmmmmmmmmm

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:07pm On Feb 18, 2016

Larrycoal5212:
Just trying to help a broda in need na,, shu.. Lol

Obviously; it is crystal clear like the biblical TEKE MENE MENE YUPHASIN that you sure wanna help...If you dont,who then will!! you be alakoba ooo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:00pm On Feb 18, 2016

Fraiser:
yes my honorable minister, u know such task is not only my passion but my talent, I support ur motion on d issue of remodification of my portfolio, I tink I shud b given a portfolio wia I can execute my responsibility intoto

This Fraiser guy sef,with your plenty seemingly sensual display towards our ladies,make e no be say na people like you dem go leave with babe in reality you go turn Dodo ooooo..because enu re kpor..

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 1:52pm On Feb 18, 2016

Larrycoal5212:
Nahhhh u can just get a sheet of paper and write out all ur results frm 100l to d year u graduated, dat shld do ....

Yekpa!!!! Eleyi gidi gan ooo....no mind am ooo

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 1:48pm On Feb 18, 2016

LeoFish92:
Guy please I have a question, is it a must that I must go to camp with my statement of result? Because travelling to my school to bring it is one heck of a journey I wouldn't relish

My brother my friend,kindly gather your physical, spiritual belongings and start motivating yourself for that trip to your school for the collection of your statement of result if you want to serve this year or ever. Your statement of result is a prerequisite for camping and serving as made official by NYSC herself...Dont forget to take Kunu and burukutu along with you for your journey...Good luck

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