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Christianity EtcRe: What's the implications of Owl perching around ones apartment? by WittyLad(m): 9:11pm On Feb 10, 2020
that is what religion has caused us..

SMH

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in other news, the same incident is happening somewhere and a woman and her husband are rebuking the devil(imagined) spraying anointing oil and having a-3 days fasting and prayer for..

Bird that a white would see as start taking care of as a pet..

I mean; it's goading how Some delusive Africans likes using their minds to travel to dangerous assumptions, just to start running Helter skelter to look for help on Nothing..
PoliticsRe: Finest Building Currently In Abuja Is The Ministry For Women Affairs by WittyLad(m): 8:57pm On Feb 10, 2020
na small things dey shark jolly
you never visit some private schools for that area
oga driver move front small�
RomanceRe: Why Is Red The Color Of Valentine? by WittyLad(m): 8:54pm On Feb 10, 2020
undecidedNo be me go talk am, e heavy for mouth
in Omawunmi's voice*
.. just ask everything once.. e.g why is Red,green and Gold Christmas colors? Why is there no pink among the rainbow colors?
Nlders and useless posts, everybody jus wan post,shiorr^_^:,-) anyways, thank you for banking with us
RomanceRe: Moment Stripper Falls From High Pole While Dancing by WittyLad(m): 8:34pm On Feb 10, 2020
i don watch season one to eight

Amaka go school, una no go hear..

Big shout-out to all the girls out their taking the right path to success, not some shortcutters
FamilyRe: I Hit My Wife , I Need Help by WittyLad(m): 8:36pm On Feb 09, 2020
Na season 8 remain for me to watch..

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Lesson to learn:
Carry ur cross
Correct ursef
Mould her to ur taste instead, a wife beater is a coward

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To the singles in the house;
Marry your friend, then you will live together in peace of understanding...
There are some signs he/she wud show during ur courting days, watch out and be at alert
Know which to discard and one to keep
CelebritiesRe: Faithia Williams Is Engaged, Set To Remarry, Flashes Her Engagement Ring by WittyLad(m): 8:01pm On Feb 09, 2020
She and Saheed refused to talk about the issue they had ..

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At this junction we can't judge anyone among the two..

Buh in everything you do
Fear women o angry shocked
RomanceRe: Wife Runs Away With A Man She Claimed Raped Her Five Years Ago by WittyLad(m): 2:51pm On Feb 08, 2020
My Nigga damn..
Move on
The future is still got more to offer
She just isn't yours from day one, but you noticed too late undecided
Thank your stars she didn't kill you for ur family members to discover for themselves
RomanceRe: Val's Day: Ladies, Help A Guy With Low Cost, Tasteful Ideas by WittyLad(m): 2:01pm On Feb 08, 2020
My boyfriends don't do well enough, naso Ngozi take clock 43 single..
Woman wey go love you without gifts go love you..
The last time I checked, Love is a scam in disguise �
RomanceRe: OMG! Imagine A Comment A Girl Gave Me On Whatsapp by WittyLad(m): 1:37pm On Feb 08, 2020
LOGOBELT:
grin grin

I just teased her man! That a way to force out whats on a girl's mind before asking her out officially. You should understand how to run test.

And besides, i no be learner or jew! I no be jolly just come. Believe me am older than John the Baptist in this Game.
Oya boss up real dude
SportsRe: Breaking!- Liverpool Star Sadio Mane Involved In An Auto Crash In His Home Town by WittyLad(m): 1:31pm On Feb 08, 2020
D guy don forget sey Village pipo sef dey obodo oyinbo.. hehehe
CrimeRe: Remembering Otokoto, The Greatest Money Ritualist Of All Times In Igboland by WittyLad(m): 1:28pm On Feb 08, 2020
Like sey Dem don stop
Mtcheww
RomanceRe: OMG! Imagine A Comment A Girl Gave Me On Whatsapp by WittyLad(m): 1:19pm On Feb 08, 2020
Bro you bleeped Yourself up already
You aren't supposed to ask her out , and even if u would, not in that manner.
Na friendzone she go put u LasLas if u continue with this
If u send her the money,then Your mumu na first class
You gave her ur balls already, now she's sent her account details..
She will continue to bill u without ur lips meeting.
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Think with ur brain man not with that stick in between ur laps
Peace
Christianity EtcRe: Watch And Be Ready For The Second Coming Of Jesus Christ by WittyLad(m): 1:05pm On Feb 08, 2020
Everything Could have been perfect;
If the omniscient God didn't create Lucifer undecided
If the bad fruit was created in the claimed beautiful garden
If HELL is not a threat huh embarassed
shocked
So many evil in the Bible, but only the good things are quoted..
Shiorr
Africans and their Delusional life sucks bad lipsrsealed embarassed
RomanceRe: I'm Confused About This Situation by WittyLad(m): 12:55pm On Feb 08, 2020
She's got your mumu switch already...
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Be a man

What advice do you want ?
Do you want the girl or not?
Let us know
So ppl like me wud know what advice to give

Till then
Peace
EducationRe: After Graduating With A 2.1 In Engineering, What Next? by WittyLad(m): 12:42pm On Feb 08, 2020
Nigeria for you�
..
Your degree go soon work for u

But for the main time

Do some other stuffs..
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From there someone who sees ur enthusiasm can help u better.
PoliticsRe: Okada, Keke Ban: Occupy Lagos Protest This Morning In Pictures by WittyLad(m): 12:33pm On Feb 08, 2020
Jagaban
I think it's high time you call this man

FamilyRe: My Fiancée Has Stopped Picking My Calls, Please Advise Me On What To Do by WittyLad(m): 4:20pm On Feb 07, 2020
What I'm seeing here is that she's got your balls already,coz this isn't good enough as an excuse to have ignored ur calls/mssgs..
ladies love seeing WE men begging them and love using that play u and damage ur balls more HARDDON
My advice for u;
Don't call her again nor text
talk to ppl she can listen to.. i.e parents or family members
Let her know you are vexed also,not through words tho(actions they say speak louder), else you'd continue to look worthless, ladies don't like worthless men...
Learn to say less When she comes back to reconcile
..

check Harddon's signature for more
Do these and quote me later
Christianity EtcRe: 2020 - 2029 The Last Decade Of The Church ( The Rapture Will Happen Very Soon!!) by WittyLad(m): 4:13pm On Jan 19, 2020
what more can I say?
Asin, how on Earth do you expect me to condone this world class display of delusion?!..

I mean, it's crazy ...

this is what I'd compare you with Mr op
You Just like a child whose mother makes happy,by telling him that his (dead) father is in another country and would come back home soon, and sometimes ask the child to do so many tasks (get good scores in school subjects, being obedient, n all) so as to get all he ask for from his Dad in return...

Over religious people just need to wake up from this delusive dreams of theirs!�


ONLY IF YOU KNOW THE AMOUNT OF EVIL IN THE BIBLE THAT ARE HIDDEN FROM YOU EVERY SUNDAY MORNING
Christianity EtcRe: Check Out This New Church Invitation Card (photo) by WittyLad(m): 7:46am On Jan 13, 2020
LasLas everything na scam..
* thank you for banking with us,shiior�
EducationRe: My Marlians Cult Daughter Doesn't Wear Pant To School - Mother Cries Out by WittyLad(m): 7:37am On Jan 13, 2020
Mama I pity you na only hymen u dey check Whatabou smoking Marijuana (which we know the marlians for)? Do the needful and thank me later ☺️�
CrimeRe: How To Retrieve Your Money After You Have Been Scammed by WittyLad(m): 9:24am On Jan 12, 2020
Except sey no be Naija... Dem break ur heart finish u dey delete Fireboy songs. heart wey don break don break�
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by WittyLad(m): 9:33am On Jan 11, 2020
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HARDDON:
Happy new year Guys.

Don't settle for less in this decade . You can be all you can ever imagine.

Why can't we have it all? And if not now, when?

Back on track....

Sense pill:

Average Men would ever be prone to words' manipulation, bodily seduction , emotional blackmail, the default wiring to buy attention and please ladies but above all, the dictates of their D1cks.

Ladies would ever fall for well served jealousy pills, power, affluence, wealth perception,

But above all, quick wit diced with humour and garnished with foresight n Manly aura.

Choose your destiny....
Pa. Hardon
Thanks for this life changing Thread, it's supercalifragilisticexpialidocious ��
I have been a ghost reader, whose determination is to get to the end before commenting.
I was invited to this thread by my cousin late last year (December), my perspectives on ladies and how to handle things changed, I bless the day I met this thread...
I know it's not too late for you to look into my semi-balless story. here�
I had this crusher around January last year, long story short,she insisted that I have to tell her sumtin about how I feel about her as she would be leaving that area that month(April/May) I allowed say her mind (I could have done that better if I had gotten to meet with this thread earlier tho), I accepted sheepishly and also profess love to her since then,(my bad).
Things seems to be going on well, she do come visit me, and all, another error was that I agreed to almost all her terms, like: no sex before marriage (but comes visiting,Romance only) �
Around October, she changed.. she told me she usually get tired of rltnshps after sometime,then later come back to herself.. I didn't understand it a bit. i was confused.. I had the password to her Facebook, she chat with other guys, she told they were just friends(some secndry school mates et all)which I told her I wasn't going to take,she stopped chatting with them, then she do most of the calling from start, then later I started reciprocating to the attention, she once told me on phone that her ex still calls her and that he I disturbing her with calls, I said okay (not to sound jealous), I later found out that she is the one who is trying to have her ex back.. I got vexed, buh was lucky enough to have been on this thread by then, I applied some of your drills on her, buh she seems an Alpha female, probably.
After warning her to never welcome any third party,we had an issue, then I caught her chatting with her ex,narrating all that transpired, I saw the chat, then she came online and changed th password.. I ignored her for days, WhatsApp, calls, fb.. about a week to that time, she called,we spoke, she said her Facebook is her personal account, and she has the right to change her password, I hanged up the call.( I sensed her defence wall isn't broken yet enough)..
she didn't bother calling, I ignored still.
she spoke to my cousin about it, saying I suddenly changed(proud, too much ego,e.t.c).
my brother admonished that she calls, she did .. we spoke (thrashing the ishh)
we settled it online, (she apologized, then I responded that "she raised the level of my annoyance on the issh, told her not be silly nxt tym)
she called the next day twice, I didn't pick up (I felt I lost her already) as i could sense she still contact her ex..
i deleted her contact, blocked on my two WhatsApp accounts, also on Facebook yesterday.. she messaged me using her second fb account,
she: Dammy u blocked me ��
after like 4 hours later
she: Answer me.
. .
I have decided not to respond, even to her calls.. but I just want your wise words.
CC Hardon
CC Davidthebeek
FamilyRe: What My Wife Does Whenever We Have A Disagreement by WittyLad(m): 6:16am On Nov 15, 2019
sorry to digress....

what do I do to save my relationship when my partner says she is tired as she used to be tired in relationships.

I tried doing somethings, like ignoring her,but they seemed to have had negative effect on her instead.

please help a brother, I'm confused �‍♂️�
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold And Simi All Loved Up In Capetown by WittyLad(m): 11:34am On Jan 23, 2019
Are they married or wedded?���
RomanceRe: Woman's Breast Spills Out Of Her Dress In A Public Bus In Lagos by WittyLad(m): 11:12am On Jan 23, 2019
the way u dress is the way u will b addressed, most ladies forgets this...
this increases rape, adultery, kidnapping, above all *child abuse*
then Generally, it is a shame to womanhood�
RomanceRe: The Director Of Budget Having Sex With Her Driver(video) by WittyLad(m): 11:02am On Jan 23, 2019
etiosapeacepe:
This news is baseless fake n doctored
says who
Lmao
HealthRe: World’s Oldest Man Dies At Age 113 by WittyLad(m): 10:54am On Jan 23, 2019
coolwater11:
A 113-year-old Japanese man, Masazo Nonaka, recognized in April 2018 by Guinness World Records as...

Follow story: https://www.icanbepresident.org/2019/01/21/worlds-oldest-man-dies-at-age-113/
make i hear word jhor�, what do we say about those old ppl in Nigeria that their family members choose age for them... e.g. 150yrs, 127yrs, 130, 120��� i trust my naija ppl
PoliticsRe: HISTORY So The Igbo Coup Was Meant To Make A Yoruba Man Awolowo A Prime Minister by WittyLad(m): 10:49am On Jan 23, 2019
what a useless post from a useless Op...


all i percieve here is ignorance and negligence...�


how come u forgot so soon that this was what ur grandfather Emeka Ojukwu did, before he shamefully died, if u dont know d cause of BIAFRA war, u better go back to primary school, u cant feed every1 woth ur fake assumptions.

In other news: The fuel price still remains the same����
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th December 2018 by WittyLad(m): 6:35am On Dec 09, 2018
Deepfreezer:
Am not a Chelsea fan but am so ashamed of you. For not believing in your team. Plastic fan.
I taya for their matter oo.. so exasperating that even some quack fans couldn't even believe in their so called team angry cry,and now they start to claim their support again.
EducationRe: Fun Time: Name That English Word You Totally Disagree With Its Spelling by WittyLad(m): 11:30am On Sep 25, 2018
Vogue.. �

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