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Offpoint1:
I need the feature that allows me to block anyone adding me to any group without my approval. A notification should be sent to me prompting to accept or deny.

Easy. The feature has been around for years now

Ngwamankillyou:
Says someone his region can't stand without us and a person from poor tribe. Our poverty never reach like your people to have underage girls hustling when our girls are far enlightened than your backward out of school children. The joke is on you.

You don't even know where I am from mo.ron

Deji knows everything. Make oversabi no go put him for trouble

bizzibodi:
The effect of littering so many children in d north.

Na South no get prostitutes naw. �

Ngwamankillyou:
It will increase if they refused to vote Obi.

Mumu. Underage prostitution is even more prevalent in Obi's southeast

Never knew ilorin has lekki phase 1

Hotfreezer:
They will get Chief Whip of House of Reps.

Very wicked comment

Olachase:
Well the last person to leave this country should please remember to off the light

Light wey national grid don breakdown

Nikkganc08:
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Four things are involved

Either:


1. She's crushing on u and would like to start a romantic relationshop with u.

The type that's based on lust and not love.

and just wants to know if there's another competitor nearby.


If a lady asks u this question and insists on getting an answer....

My brother, you've made it in life.


You can deny having any girl, then invite her to ur room same day and pants would be shifted.

U can even consent that u have 10 girlfriends, but still invite her over and things will still happen.

At this point, her crush for u can't be quenched by any reply u give.

Since she's married, I'd advice u to RFYDL (run for your dear life). It usually ends in Shame and premium tears.


2. This option simply means that she's expecting u to get married soon.

But its unlikely to be d case. Only ur mother, aunty or biological sister can genuinely ask this type of question.


3. This option might sound strange . but here, it simply means she Hates u being around.

She wants u to leave d house for her and go get ur own house (that's if u guys r living in same house).

Whether u live or die is none of her business.

Whether u eat or starve doesn't concern her.

She may smile and be friendly when she sees u but deep inside, she just wants u to leave.

This option usually applies when she's ur brothers wife and u r still living in same house with that ur brother.

Or in cases similar to the example above.

Women in this category are d worst of all.
They can go any length to make u leave.

For instance, some can poison ur food.

Some can arrange people to Kill u.

Some can go to native doctors to make ur brother hate u or stop rendering any form of help to u.


4. She thinks u r Gay. She just wants to be sure u r not. That's why she's asking.

Its likely she has never seen u walking, talking or holding hands with any lady before.


Take it or leave it...

But the things i listed above are exactly what it entails.

There's no extra to the list.


Check ur self with those things I listed and you'd know exactly what d situation is about

You know so much. You must be an expert in this

For better for worse is a trap. When everything goes sour, you only remember the worse. I could remember how this lady painted ffk so bad on jideonwo's interview

God1000:
That's not the burning issue now Mr man

Go to his house and tell him what burning issue he should be spending his time on

Greenscientist:
I don't go with what the reason the Shaykh stated.

But simply without wasting time, movies contain a lot of things that make it haram. I'll list two.

1. Gazing at the opposite sex
2. Some contains Music.

Omar series for example contains lot of thing that are not inline with Qur'an or Hadiths.

But we gaze at women every time we go out

This boy looks more 21 than 15

Cafanchan:
Most Nigerian ‘intellectuals’ have little idea of what Nigeria is beyond proving they know big English or grammar.

How does this writer make the elementary error of not knowing Personal Income Tax (PIT) or the transport taxes that Oluomo, Auxilliary & co hustle are state taxes & federal taxes are mainly from Company Income Tax (CIT)

Even Value Added Tax (VAT) is subject to li to gation currently at the Supreme Court as it should be a state tax.

I can see typing trash is your hobby. Personal income tax is paid to state internal revenue boards. The LIRS in Lagos. Educate yourself on what tax is and what it's not first, Mr intellectual.

jullary:
From ijebu, ODOGBOLU precisely am OBIdient!

Is ijebu a state? �

cuddlyaplasta4:
Asiwaju omo olodo ide ,Jah continue to bless you. No matter how much the weapon your enemies fashion against you, you'll eventually win over them.

You clearly saw the headpost wasn't about your paymaster alone. It clearly reads Atiku and Tinubu

With Asiwaju Bola Tinubu's emergence as winner of the APC presidential primaries and former Vice president Atiku Abubakar having clinching the PDP ticket few days earlier, the stage is yet again set for another pointless presidential election. So pointless that the most patriotic advice I will give you as a Nigerian is that on the day of the election, lay your bed well. If you have a PVC, remember to place it under your pillow and sleep.

Because?

Tinubu or Atiku, nothing will change. Neither will deliver a better Nigeria than this one they have been heavily involved in managing (or mismanaging if you like), for decades now. An old president with old ideas? We've seen this movie before. In fact the plots are curren



tly unfolding before our eyes in form of wanton massacres, rising inflation, ASUU strike, heartless sleaze in high offices, you could go on.
But I know the elections will hold as planned.

And either of the two parties/persons will come out victorious baring any unforseen developments.

"But we do have a choice to vote a third force".

Oh, do we?

No we don't.

Next year's presidential election is firmly between APC and the PDP. Our own version of the devil and the deep blue sea.

The differences between both is like six and half a dozen. Any other political party that makes it to the ballot is anything but short of six. Dem no reach. Even Tinubu in his victory speech on Wednesday was only concerned about further keeping PDP out of power. You could judge from his speech, all other political parties are adjudged by him as non-existent. Or at best, not in the conversation.

OBIdients, Peter Obi's supporters, will tweet and rant, but none of that will be visible or heard in your streets. You expect Sowore and his AAC to come out with another aluta-style campaign. But this is not an SUG election. Very far from being a child's play.

Elections are a contest of popularity. Democracy only sympathises with saints the majority don't know

That's why we're still stuck with the devils we know.

Ones that have held the country by it's jugular.

They both rallied to install the incumbent president in 2015. Both adjudged to be corrupt in the court of public opinion. The kind of corruption that doesn't get probed at the court of law. God be with you as you hope in either running a corruption-free administration.

What either will do to better the security situation of the country is yet to be seen but in terms of approach to economic management, Atiku's trademark policy appears to be privatisation. As vice president between 1999 and 2007, he spearheaded an economic policy that was notorious for seeding of government stakes to the private sector. Being an ever-present presidential candidate, the privatisation agenda seemed to have followed his campaigns ever since he left office as VP.

Tinubu's economic blueprint seemed to be hinged on taxation. His reign as the emperor of Lagos has seen the state become the largest IGR generating state in Nigeria. Whether through formal channels like the LIRS or it's touts running after Danfo to tax drivers.

If in life, death and tax are the two certainties, under a Tinubu regime, it becomes one: to be taxed to death

Have you like I am now, imagined an Abuja where MC Oluomo's boys are all over the place running after public transports for levies?

Even as the nation is now distraught and depressed, soon campaigns will intensify, and they will package their manifestos with the catchy phrases they have often rinsed and repeated; a la to combat insecurity, improve economy, fight corruption, improve health, power and education, build social infrastructures. You already know the vibes.

By February when it's time to hit the polls, after a lot of power play, media propaganda and heavy financial inducements aka mobilisation. It will be only APC and PDP's campaigns that'll be in our faces. All these mushroom parties would have been electorally phased out or compelled to take the back seat where they belong

And then another tested and failed, old and frail president will be legitimised and installed by the electorate.

For now, the biggest electoral elephants are about to lock their trunks. I hope the masses (pun intended) beneath are prepared for the suffering ahead

May the Lord save us from us.





Tasleem Olawale Shuaib

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http://sottedviews..com/2022/06/tinubu-vs-atiku-biggest-elephants-are.html?m=1

This makes a lot of sense

Mooh247:




I wish Jagaban can retain Amaechi as Transportation Minister, Dave Umahi as Minister of Works and Osinbajo as the Antorney General

Kashim Shettima SGF

Babatunde Raji Fashola Cheif of staff

Mallam El'Rufai Minister of Housing

Nyemsom Wike Minister for Niger Delta affiars (if he decamps)

Umar Ganduje Minister for Special Duties

Dr Kayode FAYEMI Minister of Education

Peter Obi Minister of Trade and Investment ( if he decamps and his online miscreants beg us)




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JazaakumuLlahu khayra to the OP for this beneficial piece you shared, may Allah protect you and I from his wrath. However as a Muslim myself the use of Davido's photo there is uncalled for, it should be removed. Had it been rape that we are discussing would you have had to share photo of a rape case too? Muslims are sensitive people and posting image of persons of other faith to drive home your religious point on a social vice is unwarranted. Let the image be brought down!

PVC? PVC?

None around dopemu, iyanapaja please?
I go there couple of times a year...

uzoclinton:
If you can help it, don't even bring in a partner

Word

Lemme book space fest

sunshineV:
I'm a Muslim but this is the problem I have with this religion



haha, what is ur koinsignment?

have a problem with your own religion because one mortal like you merely expressed his own view?!

Islam is perfect, Muslims are not.

a prophetic saying even says that anybody that ascribes anything foreign to Islam as Islamic will have it rejected.

the man's headache is sure not enough to bring your own religion to this ridicule.

MARX77:
Only statement one is true,why? Becos i can see a car there.
Statement 2 is wrong because it says there's no car there whereas there is a car.
Statement 3 is wrong because clearly there is a car in box 1.

I think I align with this. brilliant.

slawomir:
mind your own business.
my grandfather is 145years old and he is still alive simply because he is always minding his own business
initially you guys say mmm will never come back but unfortunately you guys were put to shame

145? watch out for how lie will kill u b4 u reach 45

DuBLINGreenb:
relevance is the basis of admissibility this post is irrelevant and therefore inadmissible to make font page

sorry, yours is a judicial exercise in futility, you have laboured in vain for lacking in jurisdiction to entertain matters bordering on whether a topic makes fp or not!

VulgarVulvas:
Islam has no business in the civilized world

balance up the nonsense in your comment with the sense contained in your signature

lollypeezle:
20 years?

Ehn football age na,

u seem not to get, to them their football age is their first child's real age. lol