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Technology Market › Re: How Do I Retrieve My Money After Over Recharging From Bank? by wittywriter: 8:28pm On Aug 11, 2022
yungpowers:
I was trying to recharge 2k only but I mistakenly recharged 20k.
Please how do I get back my money? cry cry
Resell it....I can help with it..

FYI you will have to sell less than you bought it ...the last time it happened to a friend a #40k recharge was bought for #34k.


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Business › Re: How Do I Start Up This Business? by wittywriter: 7:02pm On Aug 11, 2022
KingClavi:
Greetings all!

I trust you are doing great. Okay, firstly I want to announce that today is my Birthday.

Secondly, I want to startup a small business to support myself and give back to my family and society at large.

I'm a Corper serving in Enugu State. I've calculated the way my monthly allowance will be spent and I realize that if I decide to save up the money and use it after my service year, I may die of ulcer.

Also, if I decide to live by pay-as-you-go, I may not start up the business again, judging from the cost of living in Nigeria.

NB:
I'm fending for myself here.

So, I've decided to start a mass production of Disinfectants, Soaps and Creams, to supply in markets.

But I don't have money to startup.

So, I'm looking for a kindhearted NL'er who would lend me some money while I create a repayment plan from my monthly allowance before the business starts.

Or, if you have any other idea, you can help me with it.

Thanks.
Locate a manufacturer and partner as a marketing strategist or sales rep negotiate for commission or outright sales on delivery...be deligent and you'll succeed.

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Career › Re: How Can I Change My Username? by wittywriter: 6:59pm On Aug 11, 2022
Abdullahi4u7:
Hi,
I have been a long time user of Nairaland.
I would like to have a change of username without having to create a new account.

Please help.

Cc: Seun, Crazyman
It's not enabled and it's not possible on NL....just open a new one.

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Education › Re: Are Nigerian Universities Better Than Foreign Ones As Claimed By Garba Shehu? by wittywriter: 6:50pm On Aug 11, 2022
APC is a plague...know this and know peace....as for the mad Man called Garba ....he is just trying to overtake Lai Mohammed


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Music/Radio › Re: Twitter Music And Spotify Glamorizing Igbo And Shayo by wittywriter: 4:33pm On Aug 11, 2022
I'm confused here....Is it me or my mind that is seeing that spelling(Igbo) as a TRIBE....


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Politics › Re: How Igbos Stoned Awolowo In Aba — Adebanjo by wittywriter:
Most of the elders like this elder in Nigeria are the architect of tribalism....they love to thrive and dwell on such cases....
Oduduwa707:
Regardless, Igbos are still fvcked up!

Anyway, Peter Obi 4 President! cool
Saved.


fredoooooo:
Wee you keep quiet, truth is bitter ...
Saved....
adekolaelect:
Oga it is not about Tribalism is about the History of how Igbos hated Yorubas leaders since old age.
To what benefit?...There are better history to uphold....or do you still want it to continue?

muykem:
But history is repeating itself. The level of hatred towards Tinubu by Igbo youth is more than politics. They didn't express such hatred to Atiku.
What hatred? Did they attack him physically....just because they are airing their opinion that they don't want him as president doesn't relate to hatred....Or don't you want a better Nigeria lead by a youthful and young leaders in all leadership positions?
Cromagnon:
dem born dem Well?
Tinubu is met awo
Attack him physically if e sure for una
Una go hia wen
Igbo know who they can try that with
I'm not igbo/ibo though.


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Food › Re: Cakes In Lagos by wittywriter: 3:58pm On Aug 11, 2022
kween01:
You can order your fluffy yummy cakes from Squisit Treats. Snacks are available too and we have different breakfast packages for you and your loved ones. Our prices are affordable. 080)3739)8453
One of the best ways to get sales leads for consumables is to PUT A PRICE on them....
Moreso try get an e-catalog with prices that shows all varieties of your cakes and snacks...if you don't know how to feel free I'll do it for a token.....

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Webmasters › Re: Youtube Collab by wittywriter: 3:53pm On Aug 11, 2022
kenneth6901:
How are you all doing? Am a YouTube content creator and am into "Health, Beauty and Fitness Tips, began running my channel a couple of months ago and am looking forward to collab with someone in a similar niche.

Do check out my channel, am open for a guidance and tips on how I can grow it more. Thanks!

https://youtube.com/channel/UCg0LxXcyCEysYiHCCH9WEtw
The easiest way to grow your subscriber base is to create engaging contents...moreso you need try do giveaways raffle for more subscriber base...drop your WhatsApp number so u can get more tips and maybe qualify to be in a new WhatsApp group I'll create where great hot tips on vlloging and content earning ways will dropped daily.

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Politics › Re: Twitter User Recounts His Terrible Experience During The Endsars Protest. by wittywriter: 3:38pm On Aug 11, 2022
Twitter stories....it seems there is an aura in Twitter that makes it's members good story writers...SMH

Though this is a true revelation or recount however BMCs will say EndSars massacre was a lie.....now they want people to vote BAT.thing....
Asabe4:
Sad experience. embarassed

The indomie part though cheesy

Why do I feel the rapper na ruggedmanhuh huh
Swear down....lolz
Built2last:
2023 is pay back time for those who said SARS police can kill us or those who went quiet when the onslaught was going on
Comrade the vawulence go happen with PVC.

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Politics › Re: ‘imagine Nigeria’ Seeks Great Possibilities For The Nation – Osinbajo by wittywriter: 11:43am On Aug 11, 2022
OBIDATTI is the movement....Osibanjo is part of APC which is a plague to Nigerians....SMH


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Business › Re: Amazon Kdp Receiving Money Issues Please Help by wittywriter: 9:34am On Aug 11, 2022
Dangrace01:
I tried creating Amazon kdp account but i have issues

My payooner account is blocked and they say i should pay $50 dollars because i abandon it for long

I created a usa account with grey.co but amazon not accepting it. Grey now uses swift account for usa account which Amazon dont accept

Can i tell my bro to create payooner and use on my amazon kdp?
You or your bro is/are abroad?...why not go for PayPal.
I'll await your response before I continue on this issue as regards proferring a permanent solution.
So did you include him in your narrative?
Dangrace01:
Do paypal work in Nigeria?
There is a way around PayPal usage in Nigeria.
Dangrace01:
How?
By opening a Lesotho PayPal account with your Nigerian information....I can't say more than this here .....else ban loading....and I have Digital training publications here that helps others....afterall if I was on a ban you won't be getting the information you have from me now?!

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Celebrities › Re: Obituary Of Actress Ada Ameh (Photo) by wittywriter: 9:27am On Aug 11, 2022
RIP to her.....


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Politics › Re: My Second Name Is 'Trouble' — Wike Reacts To Senator Wamako Statement by wittywriter: 9:13am On Aug 11, 2022
Very uncut and wicked wike....
MALIGNANTGuest:
Not that others don't like trouble. Rather they are being sensible. They apply theirs at the right time. WIKE is a talkative & tout who keeps disgracing his wife & kinsmen, that he knows.

I still don't know why the Medical Practitioners in Rivers state can't admit & manage Wike for cluster B personality disorder with a classical confirmation of the Narcissistic variety.
Is it a difficult diagnosis to make?
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Politics › Re: 2023: On Peter Obi, Let Us Verify by wittywriter: 8:02am On Aug 11, 2022
OBIDATTI is a movement .....a better choice than the other two old and greedy politians that have refused to allow other ever increasing youthful brilliant citizens to govern the country and states alike...
Not to mention the kind of party policies and manifestos they carry ...always giving leadership position aspiration to the highest money bidder! SMH.
Letmehearword:
Please a member needs a Room and Parlour or Spacious Single room self contain around Sapele Road, Ikpoba Slope, Upper Mission. With a budget of 70-90,000 per year. If anyone has any information please contact me. Thanks.
Yes there are with such budget around Ghana area in sapele or mophord close if you know these places...drop your contact and you'll be reached.


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Travel › Re: I Wish To Relocate From Nigeria To Ghana! by wittywriter:
UndefeatedEmjay:
Holla Nairalanders, the thing is I've been meaning to relocate to Ghana �� lately but I don't know how to go about the procedures or how much it would cost to do so. If anybody has full info on this, please help a bro!
Are you going by road or air? Sometimes I find it amusing when nairaland members post enquiries without been specific with their requests.
BY ROAD read below:
Do you have your international passport? If no try get a valid identity card.
You'll also need to have @least #20k if you are in Lagos....if you are in Ogun state then around #16k with a direct trip....also prepare yourself financially for accomodation expenses though in Accra central you can pay for rent monthly.


if you want to go through from one borderland to next then you'll need to know or get educated about currency conversions and exchanges.
Feel free to ask specific questions.

okeysoninv:
Accra central accommodation is how much at monthly rent.
What kind of accommodation? It seems you are just catching cruise or don't have a laid out plan to your travel or relocation desire? Inshort state how much you've saved or reserved for this relocation trip then I'll be able to suggest or provide information that will be needful ...else rest abeg.
robinso01:
If you're not traveling to Europe, Canada, America or Australia, just sit back in Nigeria oo
robinso01:
If you're not traveling to Europe, Canada, America or Australia, just sit back in Nigeria oo
Not true....there are so many African countries that are great places to live in based on their economy and security structure one of such is Egypt.
okeysoninv:
self con or semi self con
Pinned...

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Politics › Re: Dayo Isreal: Tinubu Doesn't Sleep Until 4am, He Is Fit To Govern Nigeria by wittywriter: 7:21am On Aug 11, 2022
Pure foolhardy statement....
APC is a plague ....know this and know peace.

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Business › Re: Advice Needed. Please! by wittywriter:
elisbabs499:
Please I need help and advice on what kind of business to invest #500k in to generate about #30k monthly. Here are some key factors to aid your advice on the kind of business I want.
1. I want a physical business.
2. It can be trading.
3. For now, I don't want anything digital business or investment. I want to be running the business myself.
Please kindly respond to help me
From #400k enquiry... now it's #500k enquiry....anyways try go to investment section on NL or visit a business consultant if you are in Lagos I can recommend for you.

elisbabs499:
Yes that was my initial target. I was able to raise almost the money then but many things came up again and I was unable to start anything because I lost about #300k. then I sell recharge card on retail bases and I tried to venture into buying epin as doing printing myself that was how I fell into wrong hands. Am just like starting life afresh now. It's not that am confuse, but Nigeria happened to me that's why I said it must be physical business. Thanks for your response
So that means your problem isn't about the kind of business I'll suggest you firstly get a Mentorship on money management and sales funnel.....you should be more interested in these two because once you are grounded you won't loose your capital or your venture won't crash no matter how bad the economy of the country you operate in is.
Take for instance if you understood how to balance up with inbound sales strategy you'll not need capital to deliver to your customers or clients because they'll be the ones paying upfront for what you service or supply them with....I'll stop here if you need more then drop your WhatsApp and I'll reach you with 20 physical business ventures you could engage in with your aforementioned capital for a sure daily profit of @least #2k....that's twice the monthly profit margin you wish to achieve with your capital. Be guided.

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Politics › Re: Wike Would've Been PDP Presidential Candidate, His Friend Betrayed Him — Wamako by wittywriter: 8:47pm On Aug 10, 2022
Nonsense frontpage thread...

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Travel › Re: How Do I Apply For Lost Intl. Passport, Here In Texas by wittywriter: 6:25pm On Aug 10, 2022
kwenu:
Hey all, please I lost my Nigerian passport recently,i live in dallas , how do I go about getting another one . please I need you guys to help me out
That's a big problem but see it as a challenge.....but Iike it is there is always a solution to every challenge.

Firstly you'll need file a report @the Nigerian consular office there in Texas...I hope you have valid travel papers and you are financially ready to solve this challenge...I'll await your response before I go on.

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Travel › Re: Can I Use NEPA Bill As Proof Of Home Address For Mpower Loan by wittywriter:
Gboy1026:
Can I use it
Send link or screenshot of the form you want to fill...

You can use it but make sure you have LASRA.....they may require it during KYC



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Politics › Re: Tinubu To Obi: Falsehood, Disinformation Won’t Win Elections by wittywriter: 2:53pm On Aug 10, 2022
Polchiz:
When APC is acting opposition to a party that has no "structure" then know that they are dead.

They are tired of blaming GEJ. It is now time to shift the blame to Peter Obi.

Tinubu give up already. Your time has passed.
Very Apt...


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Investment › Re: Where Can I Learn Forex Online by wittywriter: 2:38pm On Aug 10, 2022
Gboy1026:
Pls where can I learn Forex as a beginner
Babypips.com...
But you'll do better under mentorship....

You can drop your WhatsApp if you really want to learn fast and start earning @least $5 to $15 with a $50 to $100 startup capital in a week time for a token fee.


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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Side Hustle by wittywriter:
Folastar11:
Good afternoon everyone. Pls any online skill that I can learn cause I need a side hustle.
Yes...how much do you have so I'll mentor you ...but I can give you websites you can earn like $10 weekly from whilst you are under mentorship.
FYI I tell peeps that earning online goes beyond just learning a skill but what is best is learning the secret about earning with the Skill set.
Take note.
Drop your WhatsApp...I'll reach you.
Folastar11:
08132448122
Check your WhatsApp

skipo01:
Interested. 07035483070
skipo01 check your WhatsApp.
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Crime › Re: FIRS Director, Mohammadu Kudu Lawal, Shot Dead by wittywriter:
treesun:
A Director with the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS), Alhaji Mohammadu Kudu Lawal has been shot dead by suspected unknown gunmen.

It was gathered that Lawal was shot dead on his way to Abuja, the federal capital territory (FCT) on Sunday, August 7, 2022.

The FIRS Director was shot dead while another staff of FIRS who was travelling with him sustained injuries as a result of the attack that happened in Saminaka village of Lapai Local Government Area (LGA) in Niger State.

It was gathered that Lawal, an indigene of Lafiagi in Kwara State, ran into the unknown gunmen who rained bullets on the Hilux vehicle he was travelling in.

FIRS authorities have confirmed the incident.

https://guardian.ng/news/firs-director-shot-dead/
APC is a plague...




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Romance › Re: What Skills Should He Go For? by wittywriter:
bruno30:
A friend of mine is going for Service soon as in Nysc.
So which skills can he learn between that year he is gonna do his service?
OP what profession did you or your friend studied....that way you'll get the best suggestions of skill(s).

Howbeit there are so many Digital Skill(s) available and easier to learn for a token fee.

Uzomacharles:
Are you into online writing?
Boss yes...why do you ask please.
Uzomacharles:
I really wanna learn it, you got any way to learn faster?
Sure but do you have an inborn passion for writing? You can learn faster by joining a writing group or get a Mentorship.
FYI it's not only to learn how to be a professional writer online but the learning must include knowing how to earn as a writer.




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Crime › Re: Please How Do I Stop Online Betting? by wittywriter: 5:56pm On Aug 09, 2022
Barrak:
Good evening my people, I’m not good in writing nor speaking good English due to I grew up in the village so pardon my English.

This my first time here and I don’t know if this the right section to post this.

I have been into Online betting since I was 17 and I always say I want to stop playing when I lose money but boom soon as I get some money I’ll jump back into playing. TBH what I play most is Bet9ja soccer not virtual but I want to stop it, please help me with your advice even if it looks insulting I don't mind.

Help me please.
Get a substitute online earning process that is funlike....you can drop your WhatsApp then I'll instruct a professional to reach you....it's not easy to stop but you can distract yourself with a substitute activity that also double as an earning means.

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Politics › Re: President Buhari Receives Newly Elected Officers In Aso Rock (Photos) by wittywriter: 1:03pm On Aug 09, 2022
Neduzze5:
Do fast and vacate that seat abeg.

Make we fit see whether we go breathe fresh air.
Swear down...

Make e do go stay him home town...

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Politics › Re: Oil Bunkering And Pipeline Vandalism Must Stop - Hope Uzodimma by wittywriter: 8:06pm On Aug 08, 2022
Mad Man....is that the main problem his governorship responsibility centers on now?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help An Underemployed Nigerian Youth by wittywriter: 8:00pm On Aug 08, 2022
Moshebolatan:
My name is Blessing, I am a 27- year old lady who is in dire need of a good job.. I am currently a teacher in a primary school and the working condition over there is seriously messing up with my mental health..
I do not want to resume work in that place(as schools are on holiday.
I am facing a whole lot right now.. and if underemployment leaves the scene.. It would be a big relief..
I have a degree in B.A(Ed) in English language
I studied Theatre arts/English at FCE , Osiele
Location; Abeokuta, Ogun State
I'd appreciate job offer in the aforementioned location as. I have a sick mum to take care of.
Thank you.
Why not start an online remote job search...I can put you through....


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