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OP do you have that kind of face?

That's what APC has made Nigeria look like...

APC is a plague.


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Interesting and mind bugling..


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APC is a plague...
Know this and know peace....

EndWeakerection:
. Are you sure ..have been researching on best way to know Peace

Try end the weak erection first...lolz

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Some have food they cannot eat....some can eat but have no food.....
Most times when I go out and see how peeps are suffering I loose appetite for meals....


APC is a plague..


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Cypress042:


Flavour N'abania

Till today i don't know the type of music genre this guy does, kudos to him though

Afrocentric...


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gaby:
Nigeria...

An all round comedy central of the world...lol

When you siddon to reason how the next meal wan take show dem go give you one new comedy to forget your hunger...

So, of all places to hide from your perceived enemies na coffin you see...wonderful. What an apt resting place.

No worry, that PH pastor OPM or whatever go come to your rescue soon too.

Now his secret hideout is in the open for granting the interview....such comedian act... LMAO.

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Really


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assisttohire:
Our client is seeking to hire a social media manager for a full-time, on-site position based in Jakande. The candidate will pitch, plan and execute top-notch digital marketing strategies and engagement for a liquor store. Prior marketing experience in a food and beverage company is an added advantage.

Pay - 70 - 100k

Job Responsibilities:

Manage the liquor store's online presence by developing marketing strategies.
Research on the current trends and audience preferences.
Design social media strategies to align with business goals.
Create quality content (original text, news, photos and videos).
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Communicate with other teams like sales and marketing to ensure brand consistency.
Facilitate proper customer service.
Monitor customer reviews.
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Manage projects and campaigns.

Job Requirements:

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Exceptional copywriting skills.
Previous proven work experience as a social media manager.
Ability to deliver creative content (text, photo and video).
In-depth knowledge of SEO, keyword research and google analytics.
BSc in Marketing or its equivalent.
Sufficient understanding of online marketing channels.

Interested candidates should click the link to apply or send their CVs to assist2hireservice@gmail.com
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Allow me and my team(5 members) handle your social media sales activation and closing....as an astute expert in business development strategies (inbound & outbound) I'll like to work with your firm using all the resources provided to me and my team by your company towards securing an achieveable #1million naira sales ROI weekly.
All locomotives towards this will be put in place in 40 days after which it'll operate as AUTOPILOT!.
My team's strategy is simple as below:
# Create an online clientele of over two thousand active weekly buyers.
# Create traffic for prospective distribution network.
# Peg profit margin after all expenses and miscellaneous deductions @#500 per product sold.
So with the above once all the active buyers purchase just one product even if it's once a week that's 2000×#500(profit margin) which equates to a million weekly.
I'm open to further detailed discussion if you are on WhatsApp.

Better Days Ahead.

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Imagine? With all the various online earning activities anyone can key into you both have Access to internet and a browsing phone or laptop yet looking for a job....I hope you both are earning with your online activities.....
For a free tip if you are reading this as a Nairalander and you can afford 1gig of internet monthly then start your earning journey with even an online sales process where you sell for others or doing small tasks on websites like MTURK or Clickworker...
I have been training and mentoring peeps for sometime now and I discovered that many were ignorant of the ways they could earn via online and most times it's because they didn't search for the right information or were just lazy at some time untill they contacted me.

So you can drop your Whatsapp if you want to go further in details.

So in the meantime before that employment comes knocking why not get busy and start earning via online.


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darkstar6971:
Please someone should come to my end I have truly regretted ever involving my self in the dating and wire scam I really repent from the bottom of my heart pls someone should help me with a legit way to earn money online I have truly repent and regretted my actions since when I texted my client and the daughter replies to me that her mom was no more I’m in great pain since yesterday I can’t hold it anymore

Firstly if you are sincere about leaving that shady yahoo lifestyle then congratulations on and welcome to a new dawn.......reach out if you want to learn a Digital Skill (Content Creation)that can make you earnn@ the least $200 monthly...... you'll learn how to create a legitimate Digital Presence that will position you to get Jobs from foreigners and locals alike via online.
Drop your WhatsApp if you have the zeal and ready to pay a token fee for a two weeks mentorship.

darkstar6971:
no be format bruh I swear

You don't need to say it ...work towards showing the proof of your changed way of life. Start as a new leaf.
Quote me with your WhatsApp if you wanna learn towards earning via online.

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Sonel:
Good day house. Pls I intend pursuing a visa application to Portugal as a tourist but want to stay back to live and work in Portugal. I need advice on this - Can I easily convert my tourist visa to permanent residents status in Portugal at the expiration of the 3 months tourist visa, how do I go about it and like how much will be involved.
I will also appreciate contributions from gurus who have more travel experience. Pls this is urgent and important for me to make a life decision
Thanks all

Well I have a relative in Portugal....from our discussion you'll need what they call Autorização de Trabalho(work permit) when you get there...and to do do you'll need to have contacted a company that will employ you after your entry with a tourist visa....some of the easiest sectors according to her which employs internationals easily after entry is in the tourism sector (hotels, restaurants et al) coincidentally....FYI to apply for a residence permit that allows work in Portugal costs around €83. There are cost related documentation when submitting your application form at SEF however to receive the residence permit for work purposes from the SEF costs around €72.....you can do the currency conversions to naira yourself.....I'll stop here but for further exclusive information on the easiest way to migrate there kindly mention me with your questions or WhatsApp then we'll continue the conversation in proper..
All the best...I for one is processing for Hong Kong...I like Asia.

Sonel:
Thanks you so much. But, can I easily get a job in the tourism i e hotel in Portugal.

That's what I stated in my previous mention up there....

imran90:
Can we share contact?

Drop your WhatsApp...you'll be reached.

imran90:
08063661524

Respond on WhatsApp...

blackbriar:
Permanent resident from Tourist Visa.....how??

I am not sure you are allowed to convert a tourist visa to work visa.
To qualify for PR in any country, you need to have worked,no crime records and paid all your taxes for a certain number of years to qualify to apply.
So i think you are jumping a very very very very big gun.

Make more research.
what you need now is how to get a job that meets the requirements to get a work permit visa.
I don not think countries allow people from developing countries to change tourist visas to work visas, which is why at visa interviews you are required to proof that you will come back to your country after your tourism is over.

My 2 cents

It is better to read to comprehend rather than reading to comment.....if you travel with a tourist visa and you get a job you are allowed to apply with your employment letter and travel documentation to allow for working and eventually temporary or permanent resident permit....is it everyone that works in Europe that got the jobs before they travelled? Be guided.

imran90:
thanks

It was nice chatting with you but wish you all the best... cheers.

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buygala:
@ bolded

Is it 2k pounds, CAD or dollars?


And it's just 2k naira, is 90% plagiarism acceptable?.. As in "copy and paste" ..

Because I don't see how you expect a human being to wrack his head writing an original automatotive article for 2k naira

Nice reaction....the OP is one of those sadistic peeps that like to frustrate writers with their frustrated self....2k for an article...it better be in Euro currency else Waka to OP.


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The world is evolving OP......and in that regards attention has shifted from Text2Visuals & also Text2Speech!( reading to listening).....so many peeps will rather listen or watch than read....There is no way the reading culture can be brought back or rekindled.....
OP that's the fact in this tech dominant generation Z.


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Rubbish jail time for such atrocious acts done by wadume...


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Youths should wiseup and make sure they dwell on earning with their free time rather than temporary frivolities..

shiwex:
You see nigerian youths ...dem go suffer.

True but some of us that ain't in that mental slavery should take it as a duty to keep sensitizing and creating awareness towards a better way of life .

Romanoff:
If you follow the show, you'd see that Nigerians now evict those who have sex. Content isn't sex, even the hypocrites calling the show a porn show are steady fornicators.

They are unhappy because a lady who gives good content was evicted.

Khalid is intelligent and good with tasks but what ruined his game was the fornicating he was fornicating in the house.

Try channel this energy you have to a better use....even if you are Financially bouyant you can use the energy to show other youths how you became bouyant.

Romanoff:
I don't dictate what anyone watches on their time. It's football season and I also watch football, I have a subscribed netflix account that I pay for.

As long as it's not on your dime, you have no right to tell anyone what to entertain themselves with. Just like no one tells you what to watch.

Close to 70% of people who registered to vote this year are youths. I believe there are fans of BBN in that statistics.

If we check now, people like you don't even have a PVC or are planning to japa.

Leave people alone to watch what they want. People like you watched game of thrones and saw nothing wrong with the sex scenes, at least on BBN, we don't see naked people having sex like many of the shows you watch.

Live and let live. If the show disgusts you that much, why do you jump to comment on posts about it? Is it not delusional of you?

Go to politics section or investment and make "meaningful contributions" to our country there.

People wey dey watch porn and wry dey fornicate go dey criticise people wey dey watch BBN.

Tueh.

Learn to read comments for comprehension rather than read to reply....where in my post did I mention or suggest that peeps shouldn't watch moreso I was direct in what I told you but you couldn't comprehend...go back and read what I was telling you....using vulgar words like Tueh shows your kind...



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Sad one...feel for those that will loose their investment in cash and kind to the fire outbreak!


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Odetokun3:
Please help us

No need sending email requests...drop your WhatsApp you'll be reached.

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Very sane observation...

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Odetokun3:
Please help us

Let me help you get #1k voluntary donations from one thousand peeps online....I'm a Fundraising Materials Expert....you can drop your WhatsApp as a response for further discussions on the Tools I have that can help you achieve #1million from one thousand donors.

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APC is a plague....imagine this ...


Get involved with our reliable METAFORCE accelerated earnings...drop your WhatsApp if you are ready to earn $$ with a one time registration...moreso if you want to learn futures or Arbitrage drop your Whatsapp and you'll be reached...fee is affordable but beyond fees my team looks forward to your daily earnings and conversions.



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OfficialDad:
Delete this post and go and hawk something for a living.

You lost everything when you said can i imagine if i can pull it 10,000,000 lead magnets. You did not say 100k or less, nah 10m you use.

Also, delete that fake picture you attached to your over exaggerated post.

If I am a mod here, I will ban you for life plus your new accounts and any friends you have on NL

Lolz ..Don't mind the OP tryna be half smart.

Anyways @OfficialDad I have a Sales Funnel blueprint that contains Inbound and outbound strategies which will generate monthly sales conversions which will translate to either #1million or $100k earnings monthly depending on your audience or patronage target.
Let me give a lil hint ...imagine having a funnel that can accommodate just 100 peeps(buyers or subscribers) that will readily subscribe to the funnel for #10k monthly to get your services online or imagine you have the traffic pull mechanism that attracts 4k foreigners that buy just a product from you just ones a month and you peg your profit per buyer @$25....I'll not go further but wait for your response or questions as to how it can be yours.

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THEPOTTER:
Kindly help with the application used for voice over for 3d animations.

Get it on animaker.com ...or deepmotion.com

Howbeit you can use an organic method.... Text2Speech.


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Nice country to visit....lovely memories...

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Thanks to incompetent past & Present cluelessly useless leaders.


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ItIsWellAmen:
Pls. take note : 3 or 4 guys may visit your home claiming they are from water company, to install shower caps, to save water. Or they will claim they are from PHCN to change energy-saving electric bulbs for free as part of Buhari lay down program. They have been spotted in so many areas. Plz. do NOT let them in. They are Boko Haram agents, planting Mini Sticker Bombs at people's houses. Plz alert all your contacts, as you may save lives. Make sure doors are locked at all times and Plz do not open door to strangers. Plz forward immediately to save lives n properties!!! Posted as received.

*Pass it on*
Forward as received

Comedian.....


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pulsa:
How do I proceed on translating some documents into spanish.

From what language?
Google can help you do that.....i can give the details here...but you can drop your WhatsApp for furtherance.


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Pathetic past & very useless present leadership.

inoki247:
Manual Country.....

So you just woke up and realized ?...


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Flamzey00:
People like Wike shouldn’t be our leaders anymore. We want complete change of governance. He shouldn’t even part of the House of Representatives. We no want them again

Swear down....

Flamzey00:
We Nigerians are not ready for any change/transformation. We accept whatever we get. It’s only when internet reports looting that we get concerned and start ranting online. Those old cargos aren’t there for the betterment of Nigeria. They are only there to loot and save for their kids and unborn grandkids.

The youths are eager but no one to lead them against these wild animals that call themselves political actors.
However no matter how things are these old greedy misbehaving political actors won't live forever!

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yungpowers:
I was trying to recharge 2k only but I mistakenly recharged 20k.
Please how do I get back my money?

How many places will you post this thread?...
Anyways like I said Resell it....I can help with it..

FYI you will have to sell less than you bought it ...the last time it happened to a friend a #40k recharge was bought for #34k.


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