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Phones › Re: Call, Data Costs To Double As FG Invokes New Telecom Tax by wittywriter: 7:57pm On Aug 08, 2022
APC is a plague...


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Technology Market › Re: How To Buy Laptop Easily On Amazon by wittywriter: 1:38pm On Aug 08, 2022
chegzyshade:
Good day fellow Nairalanders


Amazon shoppers/ importers, would you advise I buy a laptop on Amazon?

Is there any issue buying(laptop) from Amazon?
You can buy on Amazon if it fits your budget but best place to buy is Walmart.

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Technology Market › Re: How To Buy Laptop Easily On Amazon by wittywriter: 1:38pm On Aug 08, 2022
chegzyshade:
Good day fellow Nairalanders


Amazon shoppers/ importers, would you advise I buy a laptop on Amazon?

Is there any issue buying(laptop) from Amazon?
You can buy on Amazon if it fits your budget but best place to buy is Walmart.

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Romance › Re: How Do I Overcome Fear And Indecision by wittywriter: 11:47am On Aug 08, 2022
FALSE
EVENTS
APPEARING
REAL
.....


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Sports › Re: Full List Of Nigerian Medalists At The 2022 Commonwealth Games by wittywriter: 11:45am On Aug 08, 2022
The girls did the country very proud....I hope the ministry and the LOC will work out a futuristic process because these are young artists and taking to consideration of the games ahead....so they have age on their side ...


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Politics › Re: Godsday Orubebe: Tinubu’s Records Are Full Of Accomplishments by wittywriter: 6:42am On Aug 08, 2022
thesicilian:
The bitter truth is that Tinubu beats all the other top 3 candidates hands down on every level, be it track record of success in administration and politics, age, corruption and criminal records.
Exactly...lolz

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Politics › Re: Politicians Recruiting Cultists, Ex-convicts To Cause Trouble In Rivers – Wike by wittywriter: 9:55pm On Aug 07, 2022
Funny.... cultist calling out cultists sympathizers...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 7th August 2022 by wittywriter: 5:18pm On Aug 07, 2022
This is gonna be City's first onslaught...


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Crime › Re: NDLEA Intercepts Indonesia-bound Meth, Arrests Pastor With meth by wittywriter: 3:54pm On Aug 07, 2022
End Time pastor...


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Programming › Re: I Need Assistance. by wittywriter:
Blexng:
Good afternoon guys, please I need a hacker who can help me recover my Gmail account that was hacked some days ago by a malicious hacker, please help me out if you can
Can you pay for it....moreso if you know the recovery email I'm sure you can do it yourself.
Blexng:
Can you do it without a recovery mail?
Yes
But you didn't say how much you are offering for the job.
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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Video Editing Tutorial Needed by wittywriter: 3:01pm On Aug 07, 2022
timmyrocksz:
Use YouTube bro learn the basics and keep on practicing video editing is broad but very interesting
Can you teach a group?

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Politics › Re: I Will Not Support Peter Obi Anymore by wittywriter: 1:53pm On Aug 07, 2022
Jennifer663:
Who cares....
There are more with him.....
Sarcasm...try to read through without emotional attachment...

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Nairaland General › Re: I'm In Need Of Somebody Who Can Write A Business Proposal by wittywriter: 11:09am On Aug 06, 2022
NNEVERAGAINN:
can you write me via email let me drop my WhatsApp number for you.
What's your WhatsApp Number?

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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Leads Election Observation Mission To Kenyan Elections by wittywriter: 10:11am On Aug 06, 2022
Interesting..

A typical Nigerian politician.....trying to help another country whilst neglecting home issues.


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Nairaland General › Re: I'm In Need Of Somebody Who Can Write A Business Proposal by wittywriter: 10:08am On Aug 06, 2022
NNEVERAGAINN:
Hello, good day to you all. I'm in need of a person who can write a well tailored business proposal. Kindly quote me or send me an email via fastdelnigintl@gmail.com

It urgent, thank you!
Let me handle it so you can achieve CLOSING!....how much are you offering for this service?.

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Chinwo And Pastor Blessed Uzochikwa's Court Wedding Photos by wittywriter: 5:51pm On Aug 05, 2022
itzzkhaliii:
Congrats to both of them,no be small achievement.

No allow anyone discourage you say marriage no be achivement.For neither a man nor a woman will be complete without marriage.

We they sale sell laptops direct from US contact and details in my signature.
Fixed....I need a new laptop for my writing jobs...
itzzkhaliii:
Better one dey boss man,just reach out.
Alright...you'll be reached.


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Politics › Re: Wike May Work Against Atiku’s Election — vanguard by wittywriter: 3:56pm On Aug 05, 2022
Fake postulation...but it'll be a welcome outcome for we in the OBIDATTI movement..


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Politics › Re: Ex-IGP Tafa Balogun Is Dead by wittywriter: 7:45am On Aug 05, 2022
RIP to him if he lived well for people around him.....No RIP if he didn't..


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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Need Of A Book Illustrator/artist by wittywriter: 7:43am On Aug 05, 2022
Cedar4u:
An artist or book illustrator needed for a few sketches at a moderate price. Send an email to princeuc4now@gmail.com if interested.
Sent you a DM.....what your budget? Most times I don't give price for a first time transaction...I'll rather know your budget then we work things out.

Cheers.
Crime › Re: Policeman Caught Demanding For Someone's Phone In Lagos by wittywriter: 12:34pm On Aug 04, 2022
Useless officer crook....


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Career › Re: How lucrative are IT courses? by wittywriter: 12:31pm On Aug 04, 2022
Funny Headline....


1000%( all IT courses are one thousand percent lucrative)

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Politics › Re: Abdullahi Adamu: APC Expects Over 25% Votes From The South East by wittywriter: 7:12am On Aug 04, 2022
Mad & delutional peeps...

The bugging question always is what has APC done as a party(I was a party member though slightly active) that gives them the audacious confidence to keep campaigns? In sane climes their campaigns and campaigners will be lynched or attacked by angry citizens anywhere they are seen doing such satanic campaigns.
Get your PVC ready pleeeaaase...
THE LABOUR OF OUR HEROES PAST SHALL NOT BE IN VAIN!....
Pinned emphasis on the word Labour
I'm sure the word is gradually playing a role on the political party called Labour Party

We need vote in all leadership positions young visionary leaders come next year and most importantly vote out both APC & PDP alike come 2023 Presidential Election....let's vote wisely because we don't want to continue with a medical tourist as president in our leadership position!..Be guided.

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Celebrities › Re: Kidnapped Veteran Nollywood Actors Released By Their Abductors by wittywriter: 6:31am On Aug 04, 2022
They are Lucky....very very lucky...
APC is a plague.


The bugging question always is what has APC done as a party(I was a party member though slightly active) that gives them the audacious confidence to keep campaigns? In sane climes their campaigns and campaigners will be lynched or attacked by angry citizens anywhere they are seen doing such satanic campaigns.
Get your PVC ready pleeeaaase...
THE LABOUR OF OUR HEROES PAST SHALL NOT BE IN VAIN!....
Pinned emphasis on the word Labour
I'm sure the word is gradually playing a role on the political party called Labour Party

We need vote in all leadership positions young visionary leaders come next year and most importantly vote out both APC & PDP alike come 2023 Presidential Election....let's vote wisely because we don't want to continue with a medical tourist as president in our leadership position!..Be guided.


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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Floor Sales Executive by wittywriter: 2:09pm On Aug 03, 2022
jay6records:
Role: Floor Sales Executive
Location: Omole, Lagos State / Ibadan, Oyo State / Owerri, Imo State
Remuneration: N60,000 – N100,000 – depending on experience

We are hiring for a client of ours in the retail space. Our client is into sales of phones, gadgets and electronics.

Job Summary
The Floor Sales Executive will be responsible for delivering a transformational retail customer experience, building our brand one customer at a time, and ultimately driving our business through sales.

The ideal candidate should be a team player and must demonstrate exceptional selling skills, a strong commitment to service, and a genuine curiosity and interest in people.

Job Description:
• Explain all the information about the products as well as communicate the use of all the products in the most professional and efficient way.
• Implement shop merchandising, layout and customer traffic flow so as to maximize sales, and customer satisfaction for customers.
• Implement the sales strategy within the showroom.
• Responsible for the proper display of the products in the showroom.
• Make sure all the required quantities of products are displayed in the showroom and eliminate the stock shortage.
• Prepare all the transfer orders to replenish the showroom stock
• Perform direct marketing and sales activities to generate sales as per the agreed sales and marketing plan.
• Respond to and follow up sales inquiries by mail, telephone.
• Maintain and develop existing and new customers through planned individual account support.

Requirements:
• A minimum of HND/BSc qualification
• Minimum of 2 years’ experience (previous retail sales experience will be an advantage)
• Self-motivated and driven by targets

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CV to: pushresumeng@gmail.com using the position as subject of email on or before 1st September, 2022
I run a sales, marketing and activation expert outfit.
Let me sell for you via online.....with my team and team lead strategies be rest assured of selling @least hundred thousand of your gadgets monthly as long as you can make provisions for the locomotives tools to effect the strategy and also ready to pay for my expertise which is affordable too.
Our sales process approach for clients like you is termed customers retainership strategy whereby a hundred thousand customers are activated either organically or via online within a given period(maximum 90days) then they'll always buy a gadget @least once a month from my client.
I'm open to further exposé as a sales expert outfit owner.

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For:
FamSarah Enterprises.
Career › Re: As A Freelancer Or Working Remotely What Are Your Challenges? by wittywriter:
The main challenge as a freelancer in Nigeria is good internet network when you actually need it. Howbeit my own main challenge now (since I have many internet access sims) is writing block.

TheJoePE:
Awesome Wittywriter
It's necessary to have multiple ISP in this naija óo

You writers block issue I'd recommend you follow Praise Kalu on Facebook and IG, she's a content creator/writer and she makes post about such things.

But i know tips myself cause I'm also a Designer and sometimes have creative blocks so;

No. 1 Eat and Sleep Well cheesy
No. 2 Rest when you're stressed even if you've a deadline
No. 3 Seek inspiration online, go to Facebook groups and see what other writers are doing, I'd recommend HeadStart Africa on Facebook (I can send you the link if you can't find the group).
No. 4 Do something creative and fun like watching a movie, listening to music, playing games.

Hope this helps.
Thanks....what do you design ?

TheJoePE:
Oh I'm a graphic designer (I do general graphics and printing but major in Logo and Branding) also, running a part-time programme in Software Engineering and Cyber security.
Do you make up to #1million monthly...I'm asking for a reason....
@TheJoePE...you didn't respond to my question ...howbeit I'll give you a tip on how to earn up to #1million monthly but if you are interested in the full fundamentals I'll put you through for a fee(affordable though).....
Imagine you have 200 foreign clients that pay you $100 monthly to be on your Graphics Design services Funnel....or you have 100 locals within Nigeria that pay you #10k monthly to have their multiple graphics design jobs done for them all through the month....
Do the maths....all you need is the locomotives to create traffic for such and then do customers retainership as long as you are good @your designs moreso you can decide your monthly fee to be even higher depends on your nego power.

Cheers.
TheJoePE:
Nobody has complained about back aches? lipsrsealed
How una dey cope?
Especially if you don't have a better working space set up (smooth wide desk and ergonomic chair)
Okay
TheJoePE:
How do we connect. Let's talk more!
Here's my personal WhatsApp 09025004350
Check your WhatsApp.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Placed Travel Bans On El-zakzaky And His Wife - Shi'ites by wittywriter: 10:35am On Aug 01, 2022
Double standards...

But same persons what's to give amnesty to bandits and already giving reform to Boko? Pathetic.

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Travel › Re: Osun: The Cheapest State To Live In The South by wittywriter: 10:31am On Aug 01, 2022
DSC7:
In osun state you can get a single room for 12k yearly in a busy environment...

Safe contain 30k yearly....

2bedroom flat 50-60k yearly....


3bedroom flat 70k yearly....


Plus 12 to 18hrs steady power supply...



But................................ lipsrsealed lipsrsealed




Again most of the youths there are into
Hello Baba, Yahoo yahoo and Rituals..
Are you presently in osun? Can you kindly mention two locations to buttress your comment/mention!

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Politics › Re: 1.9 Million Vulnerable Nigerians’ll Get N38bn Grants – FG by wittywriter: 9:23am On Aug 01, 2022
I smell lies...big lies for that matter..

The information of those Nigerians that have benefited from the grants should be made public....else na AUDIO ....




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