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Fintech challenge ! May the firm with the best RFP take it all.





Wittyness .

CodeTemplar:
The world is addicted to debt and not just Nigeria. What makes ours one of the worse is unproductive lifestyle and big-man-ism(showoff).

Daniellok929:
All the money dem borrow nothing change for naija

Hemeenworth:
Tinubu and south west are here to destroy Nigeria

They don't care about the wellbeing of the nation

All that matters to them is how their tribesmen climb to power

CodeTemplar:
Dude, step up this your wittiness habit. It is too low.

Wittyness .

illicit:
The one we have, what have we achieved with it?

kenny714433:
Simple. The person in charge of maintaining the facility will loot 90% of the funds.

Since it's nuclear plant like you stated, it wouldn't just collapse like the national grid does but it will explode and spill radioactive waste.

Every Nigerian will become a Cancer patient. So they carefully avoid talking about that. Or you think Nigerian leaders doesn't know they are thieves?

Ok, ask yourself why other African countries have constant power supply in their major cities but Nigeria can't give 24 hours power for straight 3 days...

Wittyness .

VAGABONDS IN POWER




Wittyness.

dawnomike:
Madness on all fronts...!!!

Checkout Hamas leader's name SINWAR...SIN&WAR...Lol

Wittyness

McIrx:
Interested.

Rotade2003@yahoo.com

Thanks, OP.

Saw your mail request kindly brief me with why you did.



Wittyness.

SA and Palestine issues ...




Wittyness .

There are travel threads that discuss and give valid details on Canada travel issues try search and post this enquiry there for answer .



Wittyness

Getting the right person requires nothing but self-discovery .

@greencard get a befitting infographics attached to your thread so we can campaign it unto FrontPage by a nairaland moderator for wider inputs.

Dangerousboy:
so we now lobby to enter fp in nairaland? Failed Nigeria system. Why not push a post to front page based on views and interactions

Next time read to comprehend rather than to just mention...no one is lobbying.



Wittyness

OP@Frankstom247 don't you know this will be viewed as a Nonsense mis-leading write up without proof for scrutiny .

Nuelng:
What is your own with the person's write up, he is explaining the 0% easybuy available for some TECNO devices, what are you saying?

Are you the writer? I ask too what is your own? are you the writer's PA or mouthpiece ...anyway you've been noticed.


Wittyness.

FINGER PRINT.

99thEnemy:
Dental and facial structural arrangements too.

Wittyness

Rest Mama though your son is part of Nigeria's bad leaders.

LeoDeKing:
Fixed.

You've been noticed for your usual asslicking gutter ways.

LeoDeKing:
Hajiya Halima Ibrahim, may your gentle soul rest in perfect peace.

You have witnessed your son occupied a seat millions aspired but will never get close to.

You are indeed favoured in this life, and hopefully, you will enjoy the next.

Rest on, great woman.

Beremx:
I hope you included your family members?

Wittyness .

JuanDeDios:
Please respond if you're vegetarian. I need to learn something.

I'll suggest you consult a nutrition expert for your own good rather than seek random advice ...anything health need utmost caution ...like a vegan client did.

JuanDeDios:
You're a nutrition expert?

Nope but I can link you to one if you want;drop your digits then delete after 5mins.

JuanDeDios:
I know where to find them nutritionists if I want. I just want talk to someone who has walked the journey.

Good to know you know ...BTW someone created a similar thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/7877991/vegan-thread



Wittyness

VIP(Vagabond In Power) according to Fela Kuti a.k.a Abamieda.

Sillymoderators:
Sorry o.... PANDORA brother!

Sillymoderators:
Were you born when Fela released that album?

Sillymoderators:
Jehovah's witness.

IyaTola:
His a prophet no doubt just like Bob Marley

Apt IyaTola.



Wittyness

NIN is ok




Wittyness

Whats the ROI in the world of barbering?

ManspaceBarber:
ROI is peculiar to individual business of the industry, but average, the barbering sector of the beauty and personal care industry is a very high ROI and the ROI is realized faster, in comparison to several other businesses in another industry.

Noted.
Your response timing is poor though.


Wittyess.

THE REAL SAN(Senior Advocate of Nigeria).




Wittyness.

Go on X/Twitter then create the awarness and tag minister of education .



Wittyness.

Still available ?
Someone needs it.



Wittyness

Chidozie4847:
Super chicken

odemeetu1:
Will they win??

azadus18:
The last match pain me

Wittyness.

www.zoologyresources.com



Wittyness.

Epic history been created by BAT plus APCheats.

Generalmystic:
I'm looking for this idiotic uncle that called Jonathan wife shipopotamus

Wittyness.

Daniel7543:
See meat.
I wish say I fit use these hands prepare Egusi soup.

Wittyness

Why compare SLEEP to DEATH...
Why compare NAIRA to POUND...

Do you know what it means to be getting bank alerts every friday?.

CoronaVirusPro:
Just compare Messi and Jay Z’s net worth. You will find the answer.

Try re-read to comprehend the question; CAREER that pays more....not who is richer.

Wittyness.

HardBishop:
Islam and wahala. Thank God I'm not a Muslim

ATEAMS:
The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.

Hope218:
Exactly, to these people, Islam is only a religion of peace when you let them subdue you

Wittyness.

Truths9ja:
Has the appointment change the price of food stuffs in the market? A kg of gas ⛽️ is now #1200. It has not raised to this level before? Inflation of food commodities is at high prices now.

247Dior:
what is the talent here now? He was made head of an organisation which is tenured and will be rotational..
You sycophants will not kill person with overhyped nonsense.... no wonder Nigeria is in total mess

Wittyness

sheeda995:
I am writing this because of a post I saw on Frontpage where a woman said she married as a virgin and she lived chaste but unfortunately she is not enjoying her marriage

If anyone reads the comments,you will see how the men were bashing the lady and saying virginity means nothing. This same males would be the one to comment on other posts that only virgins should be married, they will say "young, virgin" etc
This contradiction shows that a woman should never listen to what a man wants or what the society wants, it should be what do I want and what do I need to succeed in life

Being a virgin or being chaste or a good girl will not result in anything other than you not contracting STDs.

Women should also know that marrying young is a ticket to suffering if you are from a struggling family. Don't marry until you are well educated,and with the ability to fend for yourself, that should be the yardstick and not age.

I have learned that life is a game, success is a game you have to play to win,it doesn't mean you should be bad but you must be wise.

All the girls that seems unserious would be more successful than you if you are living a holy life and you are segregating yourself andclaiming some girls are bad. You need to mingle with everyone,good or bad,learn from them, remember to be wise and NEVER LISTEN TO THE SOCIETY

If you want to be a millionaire, you need to have variety of friends to learn from including prostitutes.
You need to look your best all the time, you need to have CLASS, buy yourself a CAR at a young age,wear hills, play games with those men disturbing you, don't yield but don't thrash them either.
If you have a class, low class will not even ask you out, be friendly with everyone.

Never insult anyone,have as many casual friends as possible but never let them in your privacy. Do not bring them home or tell them your secrets(both men and women), learn to smile, never argue or fight with anyone.
When you are in a conversation and it's getting hot, smile and agree with the other person even if they don't make any sense.

Dating and Marriage

Never show a man you can take care of responsibilities, or you are hardworking. Show men you are lazy and spoilt, don't ever do housechores unless they ask/beg you. Spoil yourself always with gifts,cars,clothes.

Remember if you decide to do all chores in the house in Marriage,you will become poor why the man will grow because to make money you need time. Time to plan, time to do your business, if you waste all that time cleaning and cooking, while he uses his own time to think of strategies to make money, thesame him will say he's hustling for money while you don't bring in income to the family. Learn to share house chores with the man or make him hire a cook,nanny,maids.
This is possible if you have shown him from the beginning that you are lazy, you can even fake sickness when you do many chores.
All men can wash dishes, sweep and cook. The best cook in the world is a male.

If you are a young girl,learn to tell men that you are attracted to men that can cook. This is what I did personally, mine is true though as I love men that can cook and all through my life till now, men usually offer to cook for me, including those we never dated, just my friends. When they cook nice foods, praise them and say you hv never tasted foods as good as this,appreciate their hardwork.

Im not saying be a parasite as I also help people in return, I am rich enough to borrow people money,drive them during emergencies, be emotionally supportive as I am a therapist.

If you can utilize these advice, you will make it in life and have good happy home and everyone would like you, those that hate you out of envy won't be able to harm you
I wish I could mentor girls but too busy but hopefully,one day I will have that time

Wittyness