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dawnomike:
Hi! Finally downloaded Lichess
dawnomike

Drop your username...cheers....sorry I just noticed you dropped it...thought it was a signature...I've sent the username to one of my prolific player in the game of strategy username: Nostalemate.

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missidy:
Wigs especially human hair wigs. People make millions a month selling them. Buy for 100k from Vietnam & sell 300k, ladies don't joke with looking good.

Spot on.
I have a client doing this ...I help her on her sales funnels and transactions via e-currencies.
Weekly ROI of @leaat $160.


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Inside Life....SMH.



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Gadafii:
If this boy is not sick, then drug is doing him dirty

What's he even wearing on his leg

Pastoshizzy:
Fear of Kolos and ice is the beginning of wisdom.

GENZees....SMH



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Racoon:
After using #90B to subsidize hajj for their elites in the same affected states, they are now begging the world to meet the basic humanitarian needs of their vulnerable and dying citizens.

Leadership, my foot! You keep on taking loans upon loans despite the huge revenue from oil and phantom IGR that they have been embezzling without remorse. The latest is that they want to dip their hands into people's pension.

This is a big shame, disgrace, and international embarrassment for this nation under this useless government. A government that failed in its basic constitutional responsibility have no business being in government.

Tokskob2008:
Lol.. Less than 500m dollars, funny thing is that almost all our leaders have triple of that amount inside their looted account.

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COCKATRICE:
Run oh
Unless you're not losing money from that arrangement.

KingLennon:
Only SIMPs will accept that idealogy. Men of this generation are so weak and naive. And they will still kneel down and propose to a lady who has like 10 body count .......God abeq

Double0h7:
As a woman you are blessed with the gift of controlling your libido, it’s only through low self esteem, and low self worth that a woman opens her legs to secure a relationship.

If you can control your legs then you can walk away with the biggest fish in the ocean. Broke smelling dusties get a platform today because women have dropped their crown, adjust that shi and these brokies will get a job or die trying. Heaven has always been at the feet of women. 👸

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iLegendd:
I just noticed the govt. has disorganised black market rate (meaning, there are different black markets now with different prices). Also, they have created room for exchange to exchange arbitrage.

Some exchanges are selling/buying around 1400-1466 and and some selling/buying for 1470 - 1528+.

Since we're in a secret era, I can't speak on this publicly or privately, but if you do your research, you'll see them. Some people may be doing round trip with this and making money. I'm not one of them.

The govt. don use gragra scatter market and ended up putting food on the table of some people while removing from others and stressing them.

I'm not encouraging arbitrage, but the opportunity is becoming more juicy now. The govt. is hurting the Naira. They should put this energy in production and export.

If your economy is strong, no one will succeed in manipulating your currency. In fact, you'll even allow your countrymen use their bank card trade/buy crypto or stocks.

When a man can't last long in bed, he always blames 2 things:
1. Stress (too many things on my mind)
2. You're too sweet

They never want to work on the root of the problem. Instead, he'll start wasting money taking drugs and drinking concoctions while neglecting exercise, healthy lifestyle and strengthening the PC muscles with Kegel exercise.

This is exactly what the govt. is doing. One thing I like Nigerians is, no matter how you block the road, they'll find an invisible one that'll make you think they're using juju.

Even if you say no Nigerian will enter Heaven, it will shock you when you'll see thousands of Nigerians there and they'll even be the owners of most of the real estates there. You'll have to pay your heavenly rent to them to show you ways.

When using P2P, kindly use the bank account you like the least and don't let anyone pay you with a third party account.

$ # Round tripping has so much profitability since after covid-19.


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judatech:
Buried my close friend's 2 year old son yesterday...
Pretty, intelligent and very smart... very active!
E pain o!😭😭😭

Sad one...



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Bet9ja Agent isn't a profitable business anymore...try go into betting sales funnel like owning your own sport trade platform that allows @least a million subscribers...even if you charge $1 per subscriber monthly...DO THE Maths.



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Rubbish ...

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Go and investment in consumables like cornstarch...put a monthly remuneration peg on each child in $ or gold and keep it saved till the children are of age to make their decisions on their earnings...I'm presently managing a client that's doing this practice already.
For every one million investment on consumables be rest assured of @least 20% ROI monthly...that's if you are not an aggressive investor.

oliverwrites:
I will definitely like to invest in Gold but I honestly do not know how to go about it hence I am staying away from it.

One of the hallmarks to succeed is to defeat ignorance or fear...BTW why not learn the ropes on how to gainfully invest in Gold or consumables?..That way you are sure your money is working for you and your children even children yet unborn.

oliverwrites:
I am a risk taker. And learning is nothing to me. I already started looking at courses on udemy. And definitely will master it soon. But in the interim I am still searching for other things.

Start researching rather than searching...if you know what i mean by the analogy.
BTW you'll definitely need a week mentorship on money management and emotional balance.

Wittyness.

Nonsense ban.
Instead of them to make a statement of banning Bandits and Boko boys.


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divineHelperr:
There are two available plots of land for sale along Ishefun road, Ayobo, Lagos State. The plots are directly beside the major road, not far from Anchor University. As Ayobo is becoming a major economic hub in Lagos coupled with its close proximity to Ogun State, the lands here are appreciating with multiplier indices. Ideal for banks, shopping centres, office complexes or schools.

For more information, contact
09016824746

Saw your request for mentorship...is this your WhatsApp so you could be contacted for a few questionnaire to ascertain your teachability.

divineHelperr:
Yes

Ok someone with expertise will reach you.

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Nahunger:


Where is Righteousness,
Come and interpret this one 😁☺️




You don hold boko haram, bandits, iswap etc accountable??
Na Israel matter dey give you mouth Or.gasm,
Hypocrites




Oya oya you don catch me 😁

@ our Nairaland Resident Pastor/Daddy G.O
AkA Rv. Fr. RIGHTEOUSNESS

Please grace us with your wisdom, your sheeples are seated 🤲



😁😅😅😅
Who collect this one biscuit 🤣

Nahunger:


Where is Righteousness,
Come and interpret this one 😁☺️




You don hold boko haram, bandits, iswap etc accountable??
Na Israel matter dey give you mouth Or.gasm,
Hypocrites




Oya oya you don catch me 😁

@ our Nairaland Resident Pastor/Daddy G.O
AkA Rv. Fr. RIGHTEOUSNESS

Please grace us with your wisdom, your sheeples are seated 🤲



😁😅😅😅
Who collect this one biscuit 🤣

Nahunger:
Cry me a river 😅😅😅

AuthorMan:
Hunger dey disturb you

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tiswell:
May the children of God succeed.



God bless Isreal!!!

Nahunger:


Where is Righteousness,
Come and interpret this one 😁☺️

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Kingsean:
hello everyone, I have something bothering me. I want to apply for the Nigerian passport now though I'm not in a hurry to get it. I want to know if I should register online or would it make more sense to go there in person to register? pls I need your advice. thanks.

Apply via these banks GTCo or Access bank if you have an account with them and you know your account officer.

Kingsean:
hmmm seriously 😳

Make sure to come here to post/mention about your experience/successful issuance of the International passport haven used my suggestion.


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eddymario1:
The company uses old car tyres to produce black oil and small iron crust/carbon dust. we need factory assistants who will be carrying materials to machine operators within the factory. salary depends on the department u choose, some departments recieve 1500 for a start while others is 1700 per day (full month salary for new workers is 54,200). we calculate the daily wages and pay monthly but the 900 naira feeding allowance is paid daily. you are entitled to one day off weekly, u negotiate the day off with your supervisor so that ur day off will not clash with another person's day off, the day off is rotational. work is 7am-7pm Monday to Sunday. we have morning and night shifts, workers change shifts after every 14 days. we have accommodation. bring a photocopy of your guarantor NIN and one passport of your guarantor for registration before you start work
CALL/CHAT HR 08110673450

Jashub:
Location ?

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Falseprofet2:
This silly war is still ongoing

Russia will conquer Ukraine in 3 days they said

Proxy war.

Falseprofet2:
So Putin didn't know US and its allies will get involved when he started his invasion, that makes him a terrible strategist or at worse overrated

Learn to read for comprehension purposes rather than hasty comments/mentions.
It's a proxy war...do a research on what proxy war is... Peace✌️

MRMRMR:
Is gaza - Israeli war not a proxy war.
All major wars are proxy war.
Poor little Russia is capturing tiny little uninhabited villages after 2 yrs of war says a lot abt poor Russia army.

Wittyness

Putin the cart before the horse if you know you know.



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taven:
Please an advice would be helpful I have upto 5m to start up a business, what kind of business might be worth trying?

Create connects with FMCG companies and cash out with consumables like milk flavour.
@Least 20% ROI weekly assured.

taven:
Please how do I do that and also can you explain better

Drop your digits preferably WhatsApp so I'll designate someone to give you the full details via mentorship...sorry for the delayed response ... I've been very busy lately.


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darikhua:
Why not advocate return to democracy in Chad? Why is he congratulating them but wishing Niger bad

NwaNimo1:
Democratic coup.......

https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/e7c9062a-8179-47e7-9e7e-5370e938f1b1_21.gif

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4. Get admitted using my insider connects to a good university be it federal or state with even very low jamb scores.




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TimiRume:
I'm a Christian that is contemplating consecrating my life entirely for the Lord. No marriage, just me and the Lord and koinonia with my brethren in the Lord. This may change later if the Lord has a different plan for my life but for now this is my resolve.

I consider marriage a huge distraction to the pursuit of Christ and the seeking of the Kingdom of God. How do married
believers who are earnestly seeking the glory of the Lord everyday cope? I know the grace of God superabounds but I still think there is a continuous struggle peddling along marriage, an earthly thing with a heavenly calling.

Back to topic, it's so hard to see believers who are wholeheartedly seeking the Lord only and consider marriage as a secondary or distracting venture to their faith. Most believers think it's normal for Christians to primarily desire marriage just like the World does. Even some pastors go as far as embarrassing church members of a certain age group who are yet unmarried. And I wonder, why?

Are we not complete already in Christ? Is Christ not our our fullness and life already? The world is earthy and believes a man is not complete without another, but is it what the Bible teaches us as Christians? Are we incomplete waiting to be completed by another? If no, then why do we stigmatize the unmarried among us? Are we not carnal and worldly when we do that?

Don't we have the liberty in Christ to marry and not to marry. If some of us have chosen to use the liberty to dedicate our lives to God, the same way you have chosen yours, why do you give us the side eye?

Why do you want to bring us under bondage again? Are we not free in Christ to consecrate our lives to God?

It's well.

I can't wait to meet believers who have given up every pleasure including marriage just for the sake of Christ. I can't wait to meet even believers that desire marriage but not in an obsessive way like the world but rather have Christ as their primary pursuit.

I'm not against marriage. It's a beautiful institution created by God himself but it's only useful here on earth. It's an earthly thing. And we are heavenly citizens now and should desire the things which are above. Marry if you want to but be circumspect with it, don't you think? You should marry if you can't hold your virginity but remember you still need to be single-minded in marriage if you are to increase in grace and in the knowledge of the Lord. Let's use every worldly office wisely then.

Happy Sunday! 🌺

Marriage is a personal decision.



Wittyness

Balablu

Rubyjade:
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐚𝐱 𝐏𝐨𝐞𝐦

Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his grass,
Tax the roads he must pass.

Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.

Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he’s good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,
“Taxes drove me to my doom!”
And when he’s gone, we won’t relax,
We’ll still be after the inheritance tax.

-Author unknown.

ayoolataiwo:
Why putting us into more financial burden,,the e economy is over stressed from inflation.The one the Buhari government borrowed was re-looted committing the country to bondage without nothing positive impacts.These financial institutions need to stop these modern slavery called loans and help our future to enslaved them financially

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Mosdiii:
Kuda are thieves. I wonder why u guys are just knowing that. The locked my 700k since march 2023 till today I have not gotten my money back.

I got my #600k back via my legal practitioner means...though it was #605k that was deposited.

Mosdiii:
Seriously?? So u mean I should pursue the matter with a lawyer? Wil I get my money back that way?

As long as you can still login/log-on...if you have need for a practitioner then quote me in any of your dead topic here.

Scientheosopher:
Thank you

If you want assistance on this drop your WhatsApp digits then I'll link you to some techy person of mine that'll guide you to retrieve your kuda account access.
After that you can then use the details in your account to file a legal withdrawal or remittance of your hard earned monies locked there in.

Scientheosopher:
08123959957

You'll be reached...I've sent your contact.



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samlestic:
Trouble

slivertongue:
the governor has what it takes to teach his opponents political lessons.

Racoon:
Because Wike believes everything is all about chaos, anarchy, impunity and lawlessness.

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STC

These were days to remember....lolz
Days of cybercafe browsing.

NLMods this is FP worthy for more comments.



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FTC

Memories




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Big ballers...vanity mixed and filled with good life and vigour personified.

That's why I encourage peeps to seek permanent financial freedom....these ones got it naturally...we online earners got it smartly
Shout out to all online earners a.k.a smart-earners



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Nonsense politicians and their online minions? How many years will they eat the rice.... Good and efficient leadership is way beyond all these nonsense.



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