Naira chronicles on Nairaland.


Wittyness.

It is what it is.


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Mikefrik:
So do they now have network? Yeye people. Lost the sim card I used to open my NIN, this nonsense ACCESS BANK people told me that I had to upgrade my acc. Till now no network on NIN just to change phone no. Later now they'll say it's #15,000 to update phone no on NIN. God punish Tinubu and those who voted for him.

uuzba:
They gave you people work.
You did the work.
Now you expect us to clap for you for doing your normal work?
I don't get it.

They are used to gullible asslicking.


Wittyness

Life well spent i hope.


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Too expensive.




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This is too much I can consume...though removing the cabbage.

Sirianese:


Open invitation to constipation

Lolz.

Wittyness.

SAY NO TO DRUGS



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Nonstop Nonsense froma dysfunctional family.

bdon123:

Oga its adopted daughter, its wrong bt not a taboo

Learn to comprehend ...checkup what dysfunctional means then relate it to the nonsense done by father and son... you'll see why your response crass.


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PlayMaker14:
Just a matter of time, these Gen Z folks will introduce “Truth or Dare” game at their wedding reception.

kuntash:
and it made front page

Wittyness.

As expected.




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[quote author=GreatAutos post=126978865]Food is good and if you have a good woman that can cook you are damn lucky man. Some woman prefer to go and buy food that their fellow woman cook for sale.
Shame!!![/qruote]
Mind boggling.



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Oshoola ....
A true Amazon with dedication.






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IykeTheArtist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPDliLKJ9eU


whatsapp 08.1...3.701.0369

Hello kindly brief me the reason you sent an email request.



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Donmobi:
Hey I'm a digital artist and graphic designer
I just messaged you

Do you have a landing page? How prolific are you and are you open to work with a startup?

Donmobi:

i do not have a landing page yet.
I'm capable in what i do
and I'm very open to work in a start-up

Drop your contact(s) be it email or WhatsApp you'll be reached aptly.


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Royaltyy:
Being jobless for months is pushing me into frustration, I have lost almost all the regards people had for me due to inability to pay bills and always seeking for little help. I can do any office related task, I am very good with sales as I have done cashier before. I have experience in bar man, cook, administrative assistant, store keeping, and I am very good at video editing... I have some tech related skills too.







Discipline is Comp Science (ND)







I live in Lagos. Please quote me if you have any of these jobs for me, I will contact you asap.🙏🙏🙏

If you have tech/Digital skills like creative graphics design or animation making ...Can you work for a crypto-fundraiser startup? So I can link you.

Drop your digits to be reached with.


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Management decisions

If you are a punter or staker and you've got the desire to build wealth from sport trade then quote me with your digit so I can link you to a group for such purpose...


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mayorrex:
Please help a brother.
I'm a graduate of Electrical/Electronics Engineering.
I seriously want to learn CSS, HTML, Python and JavaScript... I currently Base in Abuja....
My whatsapp number is 07056595784.

Hello just got an email notification from NL so can you brief me how we can be of help to each other.

mayorrex:
Please help a brother.
I'm a graduate of Electrical/Electronics Engineering.
I seriously want to learn CSS, HTML, Python and JavaScript... I currently Base in Abuja....
My whatsapp number is 07056595784.

You'll be reached via whatsapp.

Wittyness

Staking on Nigeria all the way...
Though I feel international break brings boringness in sport-trading.


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Neddstark:
You have a duty to inform the company of their fraudulent staff but do it anonymously.

You already concluded it's fraudulent? SMH@ some very myopic comments about the issue.

Nemesis0147:
She might not be planning to divert the funds…
I did that a lot when I was managing my uncle’s filling station for instant notification….person fit credit the company account and before I get to my uncle for confirmation….the customer might have left….
So i did that alot

This is just an example@neddstark.
I see all comments like a jungle justice just by a one sided story. Very pathetic.

Neddstark:


Get a job. And if you ever become a boss, may you have staff that will collect money behind your back.

Your reply only affirms that you are not an employer of Labour.




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Blackmoran:
You seemed to get carried away and it seems you are so bad in mathematics.... Me wey dey talk sef no be say I good for maths..
In reality the average people in the whole wide world that live this luxurious lifestyle, like the politician, high ranking sport athlete, artist whatever high level career you can achieve... Are not up to 5 percent of the world population....
The only difference is that insaner climes the difference between the rich and the poor is that the poor or middle class have easy access to basis amenities.... Such like education, housing , health insurance... Pride full jobs.. good transport system... And good government...
Is only in this part of the world you see people owning a car is like they have make heaven......

OP lacks critical thinking ability.



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Not surprised as their ogaontop is an ex activist now a VIP!

MANNABBQGR1LLS:
We will publicly support an action against any government that thinks that we should lament away our hunger,
unfortunately, this strike is not about those issues.
We have to be careful not to mix our political opinion with our responsibilities because the issues confronting workers are so many that they should become the priority.
This strike is politically motivated 🙄


Below is also from the private sectors....

In September, the Organised Private Sector of Nigeria issued a warning to the NLC and TUC, underscoring the substantial threat that strike actions pose to the country’s economy.
Expressing concerns about potential adverse effects on economic stability, the private sector urged a reconsideration of such actions to safeguard the nation’s economic interests.

Nonsense as usually of an asslick for fellow citizens that identify as politicians.

freshboi88:
People talking rubbish about how strike affects the country negatively, what has been the effect of a positive blooming economy to the common man in Nigerian ?

Nigeria at the moment is only working for a select few who steal our collective common wealth. Please NLC continue the strike.

FlawlessKarl:


Lol

Nigeria can never get better, but can only deteriorate and get worst everyday. People that should unite and fight against their common enemies and oppressors are opting out of strike ready to continued being oppressed by these bastards.

I should better join politics now , even if it means for me to lick asses and shit to reach the top, I am going to do that unapologetically, so that I can also oppress these foolish Nigerians. That's what they love and I will do it.

I think I should join the demonic ruling party APC now. Incase you see me start defending these fools in power here, don't be surprised, I am heading to somewhere. Fóolish Nigerians must also collect from my hand.

NLPoliceWoman:

Sein Mynd44 Dominique Justwise.
Rule 2.
Rule 8.

The NLer by moniker MANNABBQGR1LLS is a lost case.


Wittyness.

Piggyvest is an old online Fintech platform however @OP it's better you save in $ rather than naira if you want to really grow wealthy.



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Nonstop Nonsense from Osho-Pikin...




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FreeStuffsNG:
This is an absolutely brilliant execution. The two buses for the pilot phase are currently feeding data for the implementation of the next phase of 50 electric buses and before the end of 2024, the buses will be further increased. Awesome!

This is truly a great opportunity for every investor to key into the value chain of this next level of public transportation.
Invest in Lagos and the neighbouring SW Nigeria states for great ROI and best investor friendly experience.

Lolz think before you asslick

bitingcool:
Electric Buses in a nation with foundational, spiritual, cultural, physical, intentional epileptic electric power supply.

DEY PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

blaise00700:
A country that feeds on oil products is buying electric vehicles (It barely produces 12,522 MW of electricity).
I promise you, these electric cars will be the death of Nigeria's economy.

The non-oil-producing countries are looking for alternative energy so they can stop depending on oil which will have a massive impact on our economy.

Other oil-producing countries like Saudi Arabia and Qatar have seen this and are now diversifying their economy by building various tourist destinations and other sources of income, while Nigeria is swimming in a pool of foreign debt.

If you are wise, you will know that the import of electric vehicles in Nigeria is a f00lish move.

EOD



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PlayMaker14:
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No Investigation carried out!
No Justice for Mubarak!!

The trigger happy police officer is somewhere enjoying himself with today's stop and search loot.

The look from the woman, she's indeed nursing some hidden pains.

Congratulations ma, may God heal you completely.

Mhizzard:
Forget about the justice you include,not in Nigeria anymore.

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Raydos:


Wittyness? What does that even mean? Help a brother

NB: Oh I get it now!!

Hope you've done the newdful.

Raydos:
??

But you mentioned haven figured it out


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PlayMaker14:
Union Bank has always give us that “Ancient of Days” of days vibe.


They're always behind like woman yansh.


I wish them and their pensioner customers the very best.

dedonfranco:
What happens to people who bought shares from them.....People who invested their money?

Delisting to upgrade or downgrade? Lolz





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seanwilliam:
Do you guys realise that it’s very easy to make 500$ than 500k in Nigeria.

BannedUser:


It depends on who you ask and what they are good at. Some find it easier to make money in Naira.

For me it has been easier making $$$ trading crypto while still doing a 9-to-5 day job.

$1000+ in profits so far in the past one year. It's not much but it's a good enough side hustle.

Poor result though...even a $5 daily profit with a $100 trading capital will achieve better.
@SinisSin learn to quote properly.

BannedUser:


So you mean daily profit in crypto trading is guaranteed?

I don't know about you but I don't look at charts and monitor trades all day. It's not my main profession.

The "poor result" is enough for me.

Better to walk away with small gains than get rekt while chasing better results.

Ok



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Resetinc:
Issa Hayatou is the most corrupt football official in history ….

robosky02:



Is tenure dealt with Nigeria


Imagine robbing Nigeria for Cameroon to win AFCON


Robbing Okocha for Eto'o to win African player of the year

Wittyness

Hell hath no rage as a woman scorned!




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Goalnaldo:
Please if you can give a loan of 200k and above in Benin please mention me

Drop your digit for link to getting the said fund.
I've forwarded your digits.... you'll be reached sooner than later....

Goalnaldo:
I never knew you are a lady. Well, someone reached out to me. He said you gave him my number. Thanks all the same.

Lolz I'm...all the best.


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