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Celebrities / Re: Who Is Sexier Between Wizkid's And Davido's Bodyguards?(photos) by wizard007(m): 8:56am On Mar 26, 2015
rubey:
if any of them can take a bullet for me tongue

I will.... grin
Sports / Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni And Kalu Uche Named Nigeria’s Richest Players by wizard007(m): 12:17pm On Mar 12, 2015
bolliejay:
Fake News,

Mikel is on 80,000pounds weekly..............and no player in championship can earn that!!!

i wonder where the OP got his News from

He earns 75,000 bro

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Sports / Re: Yakubu Aiyegbeni And Kalu Uche Named Nigeria’s Richest Players by wizard007(m): 12:16pm On Mar 12, 2015
Rubiish and misleading thread, some people sha wan create thread, Mikel earns 5.8 million USD annually, he is the highest earner followed by Obagoal on a 3.67 million USD anually....OP try and confirm source next time.

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Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye Endorses Jonathan, Shares House’s Interior Photos by wizard007(m): 1:51pm On Feb 05, 2015
Change2015:


So when we see the banking industry and the telecoms industry shedding tens of thousands of jobs, the textile industry still awaiting the funding promised before the last election, more jobs advertised as commission based or commission only, more outsourcing and lower wages for contract staff, mass unemployment and deaths at the immigration recruitment exercise etc. we should conclude that the government has made the environment conducive for business?

#change
#GMB
#APC


That man you quoted is a [size=20pt]Stupid[/size] man


I SAID STUPIID AND THESE people CHANGED IT...Yes we need change but not this type that stops me fron using my preferred words....he is a Stu*pid man once again!!

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Romance / Re: Some True Facts About Love That Many Still Don't Know About ( In Pidgin) by wizard007(m): 7:24pm On Feb 02, 2015
Iceking!!! Agba awo nie ( you be chief initiate)
Romance / Re: Angela & Greg, A Touching Story In Pidgin English by wizard007(m): 7:16pm On Feb 02, 2015
*E get as e be, to understand na common sense, shebi na baba GOD get the real power*

E dey obvious say Angela is meant for Greg, make the guy no slack, Angela just dey use that warri guy dey keep body and soul together her own mind sef no comot for Greg matter.
Romance / Re: 3 Powerful Ways Dating Gurus Make Their Girls Believe In Them by wizard007(m): 7:06pm On Feb 02, 2015
I exude all of this
Politics / Re: President Jonathan's National Identity Card (For Age Clarification Rumour) by wizard007(m): 12:44pm On Feb 01, 2015
Tripodmode:


I was beginning to wonder cos this luks very fake....the picture used isn't right at all....i don't care what anybody says. as d num 1 citizen of nigeria, u can't jus use any picture for passport..den, y do we take passport if our president is using his posing picture 4 Id card....



That man matter don bend wether na Buhari oooo or Ajayi or even chukwudi I just dont want Jonathan there anymore, anyone else will do, even if na Sambo, they've not even been giving that man a chance to showcase his qualities, imagine I can't recognise the VP of my country basically because he's popularity opportunity has been used by the clueless one's wife. Jona just bleeped up an already messed up nation.

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Romance / Re: What I Observed From The Girls That I Have Dated. by wizard007(m): 7:44am On Feb 01, 2015
All dem guys making mouth on this thread, you'll be surprised say na dem dey sleep for ground once their babe visits, most of una get boundary you Rove past the upstairs jurisdiction you get fined grin
Romance / Re: What I Observed From The Girls That I Have Dated. by wizard007(m): 7:41am On Feb 01, 2015
naijaboiy:

I don use am once but with the girl's consent. smiley


I smell lies? You sure say the babe know?


[size=3pt]By the way how much dem dey sell am, how effective is it?[/size]
Politics / Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by wizard007(m): 7:23am On Feb 01, 2015
alizenbohr:


Believe me when I say that I have not seen a broom since I relocated here, but people use umbrellas when it rains.


Alaye, wherever you are I want to believe it's not Nigeria and since this is a Nigeria related topic, grab a cool drink and chill. The emphasis on the need for broom to umbrella is unnecessary to me, the gulf in necessity is too much, most people no dey even waka when e dey pour again.
Politics / Re: Broom And Umbrella Which Is More Important? by wizard007(m): 7:18am On Feb 01, 2015
pupsyd:
Broom? 4k broom! broom is now useless...now we us vacuum cleaners to clean the floor. but UMBRELLA is forever useful...u use it either in the rain or in the sun. infact, it is useful for the both season!......in conclusion, APC is as useless as BROOM! while PDP is as important as UMBRELLA!!!!


Taaaaaaaar!!! God detest lies, have you ever used a vacuum cleaner before? Do you own one? What brand of vacuum cleaner do you even know......broom till the end of time
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Flaunts New Car (Photo) by wizard007(m): 1:05pm On Jan 30, 2015
Airforce1:
that ride mehn

Working on my musical album
Join you guys soon
smiley

Oga no be by album ooo
Politics / Re: President Jonathan's National Identity Card (For Age Clarification Rumour) by wizard007(m): 8:02am On Jan 30, 2015
The picture doesnt look like a passport photograph, something is amiss

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Romance / Re: 14 Things No One Will Tell You About Being In A Long-distance Relationship by wizard007(m): 10:23pm On Jan 29, 2015
Adaobi12:
. maybe.

Lol

You and double edge answers? You sound diplomatic are you planning to be a politician?
Romance / Re: 10 Claims Of Most Female Romancelanders by wizard007(m): 10:19pm On Jan 29, 2015
rubey:
I am not guilty of any of those accusations

Hi sunshine, I love your Cartier wrist, beauty + style perfect combo....how are u doing?
Romance / Re: 14 Things No One Will Tell You About Being In A Long-distance Relationship by wizard007(m): 10:13pm On Jan 29, 2015
Adaobi12:
. perharps.

And you don't get screwed incessantly too...smart girl undecided
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some People Never Truly Find Love. by wizard007(m): 1:25pm On Jan 29, 2015
It's funny how peeps on this thread has narrowed down the love the OP is talking about to the dating love thingy, it doesn't necessarily have to be your GF/BF or your spouse, you can find greater love in other relationships too, like siblings, or parents, even friends. I know of a friend who loves me so deeply, probably even more than his babe, I love him too but not as much as his, trust me I love him more than some of my siblings too, cos he's just like one himself. Love supersedes all things
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Cristiano Ronaldo Dressed Up Like A Fat Bearded Guy To Surprise Fans by wizard007(m): 7:53pm On Jan 28, 2015
nickusoro:

Hahahaha..... Boy, are you the one running away from your future or vise versa? cheesy
indeed, your foolishness knows no boundaries and that's record breaking. Anyway I blame technology for being so liberal that even scums likE you would rather choose to abuse it than get something tangible out of it.
Here's another advice, get busy with a thing or two, dumb ass. undecided

#Last bullet... This ain't worth sh1t, son. Doing this with you is as worthless as your worthless self soooo... i'll switch lanes and step on the gas coz there are more reasonable things to do. I've tried my best to make you realize ur aweful self but you're too silly to see that Which brings me to the conclusion that...

A pig will always be a pig, no matter how much you try cleaning it up Or keep it from the sty. grin

Good day, scum and have a "good" life. Lol cool


Oriburuku lon shey e..... grin
Sports / Re: Diego Costa - The Rascal's Rascal. < Hate but Love > by wizard007(m): 9:01am On Jan 28, 2015
This guy is a beast!!!
Politics / Re: My Successors Must Be Younger Than Me —Jonathan by wizard007(m): 8:16am On Jan 28, 2015
freshness2020:
Gbam!

No cheating, we the easterner's are not hungry for power like some drunk, old and greedy politicians!
APC is grinding down!
After GEJ 2015, Ribadu 2019 follows!

Me like your siggy cheesy
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Cristiano Ronaldo Dressed Up Like A Fat Bearded Guy To Surprise Fans by wizard007(m): 8:10am On Jan 28, 2015
nickusoro:

Is this what frustration has turned you into? A retardedd sucker? No seriously, are you aware of the fact that you now top the chart on my F0ols List? Look at yu sounding like a Medic who's fully aware that he'll never make it. No offence but Nigga, you're a shame to ur field of study. I can't believe I stooped low to do this But it's all gooD. If at ur age you're this shallow, I wonder how you gon'be when yu get much older than this. Dumb ass Ho

Shut the F up, and diss straight, stop spewing sh!t about. the future, you silly gormless.
At my age I can proudly say I'm successful and it can only get better now, but for you I doubt it, a cerebrum full of garbage and junks like yours are hardly ever productive, the ones that do produces ogre like you so I'm believing this display of lunacy and imprudence is hereditary tongue

If there's someone who stooped low, that should be me, because unfortunately for you, you are as low as the depth of a dam ninny!!! :p
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Cristiano Ronaldo Dressed Up Like A Fat Bearded Guy To Surprise Fans by wizard007(m): 11:56pm On Jan 27, 2015
nickusoro:

Hahaha... that must have really hit you hard, son. sorry but that's what you get for being this daft and stupid. Keep it coming while I drill you through the dark tunnel of wisdom.
BTW how do your coaches cope with your kind of stupidity? undecided Please let me in on this little secret coz I'd love to apply it while schooling your unintelligent ass. wink

*smirks* hit me hard? I laugh at your stupid assumption, you know, i have seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of cheap whores, if.there's ever going to be someone to know what wisdom is definitely not a cock snot who doesn't know the necessary vitamins needed to keep the brain healthy like you, I doubt if your mo'fucck brain still works perfectly tho, go lick some as's, stinking assmucus
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Cristiano Ronaldo Dressed Up Like A Fat Bearded Guy To Surprise Fans by wizard007(m): 7:32pm On Jan 27, 2015
Nickusoro, once again you have shown the sensibility of a blunt axe, Useless as usual tongue. Besides you need lessons on how to punctuate properly....your giving a niqqa hard time to read oooo
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Cristiano Ronaldo Dressed Up Like A Fat Bearded Guy To Surprise Fans by wizard007(m): 7:21pm On Jan 27, 2015
nickusoro:

lol .I am Americana_wannabe. Well, here comes another bunch of junk from my butt hole...as usual. grin It was actually unwise of me to get involved in this bout with a smart niqqa like u... an intelligent one at that. But believe me, it's pretty fun and entertaining reading this sensible piece from you coz, trust me, I don't get to see great dudes like you on a regular. Usually, what I do to your kind is make 'em my mentor FOREVER but like I said, it's fun, so I'd rather allow you show me more reasons why you are worthy of learning from sir, I'm such an asshole
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Cristiano Ronaldo Dressed Up Like A Fat Bearded Guy To Surprise Fans by wizard007(m): 9:10am On Jan 27, 2015
nickusoro:


I hope you now see why I don't just call you a Ho but a dumb Ho? Coming here just to ride cocks for free for no reasonable reason. Honestly, there's no point bragging coz level wise, we no be equal. That would only make it seem like two fools are battling over nothing which makes me wanna ask you this.... why you all up on my grill, chump? Like I said earlier, my guy, go get a life na. Stupidity is not the best profession where I'm from. Hahaha... grin grin grin

Probably someone helped you typed the message earlier, so you talking about food being on my table doesn't connotes bragging in any form to you ?

I swear to God contrary to your belief you are the most stuppid creature I've ever trade words with.....since people ain't stuppid from where you hail I guess it's time to question your old ones about your origin or even paternity.

You talking about level makes me laugh, you ain't shitt.... Americana wannabe oshi, omo ale jati jati,
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Cristiano Ronaldo Dressed Up Like A Fat Bearded Guy To Surprise Fans by wizard007(m): 11:30pm On Jan 26, 2015
nickusoro:

Oh, now I see your reason for being frustrated. Well, here's my advise for you. I know it's so much of a challenge for touts like you to earn a life but please step up and face it. Displaying your wack CV on NL no go keep food on top your table. Oh sorry! You be student sef. Na dis kyn brain wey you get so wey you wan use for hospital? Go suck a d*ck, son. That should help you better tongue

Is this the best you can scribble out of your dry archive or wherever you bring these scanty and baseless remarks from? Just so you know food is the the least problem a niqqa like me will ever have, your just a pained ignoramus animal who is deviating from learning from a younger and sharper brain. And for the record stop acting like someone whom God has paved the road of success for, we both know your just one broke frustrated asshole venting his anger on me. If this wasn't a faceless forum it will be easier separating Paul from Banabas...slowpoke



THE IDIOT EVEN SABI PIDGIN grin
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Cristiano Ronaldo Dressed Up Like A Fat Bearded Guy To Surprise Fans by wizard007(m): 10:53pm On Jan 26, 2015
nickusoro:


Brain...vitamin E? lol. Once a dumb Ho, forever a dumb Ho. Dude, you need to be planked in public. grin grin

What elementary school did this guy go to? undecided did you even attend a secondary school at all, because if you do you'll know better by now what vitamin E is, by the way your talking to a medical student foolish animal
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Cristiano Ronaldo Dressed Up Like A Fat Bearded Guy To Surprise Fans by wizard007(m): 5:18pm On Jan 26, 2015
nickusoro:

Hehehe... again I say, fix your eyes, dumbass! grin grin grin

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

My eyes doesnt lack anything as much as your brain lacks the vitamin E , take more of green leaves slowpoke!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Is Rubey The New beauty Queen Of Nairaland? (photo) by wizard007(m): 9:34am On Jan 26, 2015
DickDastardly:

Bros, e good as u talk your mind. No mind all this bad belle pipo wey full for here. If only lalasticlala and seun go gree carry thread go Front Page.
wink cool


Ain't surprised, a girl can't be this pretty without having haters, besides BadBelle is allowed grin
Sports / Re: PHOTOS: Cristiano Ronaldo Dressed Up Like A Fat Bearded Guy To Surprise Fans by wizard007(m): 9:29am On Jan 26, 2015
nickusoro:


Those are on lookers, asshole. And they don't look surprised so tell me, who's the dunce now? Fix your eyes.

grin

#QuoteMeIfYouWanna

You have proven how bovine and obtuse you are, it is very obvious that this conversation is over, and once again you are the dunce!!! tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: Is Rubey The New beauty Queen Of Nairaland? (photo) by wizard007(m): 6:22pm On Jan 25, 2015
This gal is hot!!!.....and for the first time I'm complementing a lady on NL, she's even light skinned kiss Rubey sweetie, can you PM me please?

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