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Celebrities / Re: Tekno May Have Sold His Soul To The Devil By Andrew Victor by wizard007(m): 7:39pm On Feb 21, 2017
DonCortino:
E dey pain u say davido n wizkid never get dat kain deal?


Shut up, he's not rich as much as those guys you mentioned, combine him deal plus him net worth before the deal. Bless up tho Mr Duro
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu slams Pastor Mike Winning For Cursing BBNaija by wizard007(m): 6:25pm On Feb 21, 2017
I don't know why people are so stupid

1 You aren't forced to watch the show

2 The contestants aren't at any point in time put under duress to carry out any particular illicit act.

3 There is a monetary gain that many of you who do worser/immoral things than the HM will never have in this life.

4 Sometimes your opinion just don't have to be correct, live and let live.

5 The show is rated 18, but if you are older than that, and you watch it, have a problem with it and condemn it, you are suffering from microcephaly and are advised to get medical attention ASAP
Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu slams Pastor Mike Winning For Cursing BBNaija by wizard007(m): 6:17pm On Feb 21, 2017
iamdurent:
Uti nwachukwu cut d crap. You're not making any sense. Call a spade a spade, BB is wrong at all levels.


The long crap u typed up there wouldn't change d fact

@Berbierklaus biko shotop! All dis senseless kids sef

Can you kindly explain how BB is wrong on all levels?
Car Talk / Re: Brake Failure: These Are What To Do When You Have One by wizard007(m): 12:36pm On Feb 21, 2017
Richy4:
It's only in Nigeria that I hear about brake failure....In most countries what we hear is driver loosing control of their cars due to one ailment or another.. eg Asthmatic attack, panic attack..etc...

Brake cannot just fail like that...People should learn how to service their cars as at when due..There are reasons why mechanics tells people the next service date for their cars.... if it can be followed religiously as they instructed... You will never hear of such thing as brake failure...when a driver will not service his or her car for 3-4 months but uses it daily, what are you gonna expect...
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Oga its not measured by time oo, we can both be driving everyday and you'll need to service your car before mine, its all about the distance we cover, I can't be doing 6km to and fro everyday and you doing 20 and expect me to carry my car at the same time as yours and go an service.

Meanhwike even when you service your car, don't forget we are talking about a machine here, it can malfunction anytime so don't conclude that everyone that had a brake failure is negligent of the well being of their vehicle.

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Celebrities / Re: Justine Skye Stuns At Topshop Unique Show In London by wizard007(m): 12:19pm On Feb 21, 2017
koolet:
Why did she put on the jacket when she won't button on up

Your fashion sense is too rigid and conventional, there's no set rules on how to rock a jacket, menahwile FYI she dressed totaly Urban and that's the new cool.

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Celebrities / Re: Can U Date Or Marry A Guy Younger Than You? by wizard007(m): 10:16am On Feb 21, 2017
Ladyrough16:
nothing, but pls no play WA fe Ku laleyi for me or afta I don chop money finish. Just b a good boy ND let me go. Make I chop clean mouth, don't b lyk other guys, I know u re unique

NP- Ogede, Orezi ft Wizkid and Timaya. grin
Celebrities / Re: Gandoki Reacts To Tonto Dikeh's Marriage Crisis And Instagram Stunts! by wizard007(m): 10:58am On Feb 20, 2017
Jessicaseth:
I pray for a good husband who is so loving and caring. A husband who wouldn't hurt me and our marriage. Amen

Are you going to be a good wife yourself?
Celebrities / Re: Can U Date Or Marry A Guy Younger Than You? by wizard007(m): 12:55pm On Feb 17, 2017
Ladyrough16:
lolz, I wan chop ya money.

Wetin me go con chop in return grin
Celebrities / Re: Can U Date Or Marry A Guy Younger Than You? by wizard007(m): 1:39am On Feb 15, 2017
Ladyrough16:
yes e dey








but for wiches zone. Since u re a wizard, u re welcome

Karishika Alert grin

But wait ooo, why choose today to reply, as in Feb 14? I smell mischief
Romance / Re: Do You Think I've Got A Chance With Him? by wizard007(m): 7:20pm On Feb 07, 2017
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oluwashola4me:
...Do you think he now has romantic feelings for me but he's deliberately holding back. Do you think he's trying to give me hints? I'm tempted to shut this friendship down totally. I can't go through this heartbreak again. It hurt the first time and I'm sure it'll hurt more this time. I know shutting down this friendship will be like a break up for me cos he's been such a huge part of my life but I think that's the only way I can truly get over him. I may or may not tell him but I plan to gradually withdraw. No calls, no texts, until he gets the memo. I really need to heal cos my relationship with him has indirectly affected other relationships I have. I'm falling madly in love with him again and I need it to stop.

Please, you need to cut all ties with him ASAP.
It's obvious he doesn't see you as his potential significant half; despite everything you feel for him.

Also, from your narration, I deduced that your love for him has spanned many years, which points that you ain't longer a kid, so GET OVER HIM!

My comments on Nairaland are so few, I only comment on seldom occasions; but I was intrigued by your experience, and I feel your pain.

Take heart!

See advise shocked we talking serious issue here ooo and the OP has failed to see she is the cause of her own problem, why do mutual friends have to communicate your feelings for him for you? Are you dumb or what? There is no set rules as to who persuades or toast who in this life.

Walk up to him and let dude know he's silly for not seeing all the green lights and since he's decided to be a sissy you've decided to take the bull by the horn and be a man.

Abi you dey fear rejection?

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Gaming / Re: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by wizard007(m): 7:35pm On Jan 27, 2017
Godfather 1&2 on the hardest level. It was crazy, my peeps forget soccer when I bought that game, its like they watching a movie, hardest mission was when you gotta take down the 5 don of the other other families, drive past hells kitchen and your car is bullets redden before you reach the Don's location. Also prince of Persia, GOW 2, GTA vice city and the Punisher.

This thread go make me go buy console again oo, seems I've neglected an hobby
Literature / Re: Pay Back (a Short Story) by wizard007(m): 9:52am On Jan 27, 2017
Lovely piece

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Romance / Re: How Old School Boys Write Letters To Girls In The 70s+80s by wizard007(m): 9:33am On Jan 27, 2017
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cheesy
Ernest777:
OMO, see English ;DOMO

50% of girls nowadays won't understand what's written there.

You understand am?
Celebrities / Re: Can U Date Or Marry A Guy Younger Than You? by wizard007(m): 10:32am On Jan 24, 2017
Ladyrough16:
ashawo abeg pree dis lady na

Lol, you never can tell. Lots of beautiful union are birthed on social media, so I just say make I buy the raffle.

How va, vacancy dey? grin
Health / Re: Roberto Cabrera: Doctors Speak About Man With Longest joystick In The World by wizard007(m): 2:30pm On Jan 21, 2017
skillzbae post=52993155[b:
]God forbid[/b], even the man looks like he is uncomfortable

What?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Sacks His Manager, Kamal Ajiboye & Throws Shade At Sony Music [PICS] by wizard007(m): 11:00am On Jan 20, 2017
BLoomfrancs:


lol
I have not come to exchange words wif a hegoat.
I only decided to put you where you belong along wif your stupidity.

Your worthless self forgot you mentioned Tekno out of sheer jealousy.
A madman has got more reasoning than you cos he at least minds his business.
But you, for the born lunatic you are keeps on missing the point that Tekno, of all people, doesn't give a damn about what a clown like you think of him.

Talent you don't have
Money you don't have
Yet you are spewing trash about someone who is more talented and way way way richer than all your family members put together.

I don't blame you cos it's obvious you cherish being foolish.


That's why I said you are stupid and dumb, I only made a mention of Tekno when I referenced to the fact that the same David blowed his first single "Holiday" I'm quite sure I'm a bigger fan of him than you are.

Why would I hate on someone who's gat nothing on me and vice versa, I'm not as sticky-brained as you cos I'm not a flat head but then I've met flat heads that are quite intelligent and constructive and I keep some as friends.

Stop chest beating and try to learn from others, your post has revealed that you are just growing up irrespective of your age and like I said earlier I don't intend to give you the luxury of self-importance.

Goodbye cool
Romance / Re: Lady Burns Down Her Boyfriend's House After Breakup. Photos by wizard007(m): 8:52am On Jan 20, 2017
oochi123:
Abandoned house..don't believe this story one bit..

Evidence that its indeed abandoned?
Romance / Re: Lady Burns Down Her Boyfriend's House After Breakup. Photos by wizard007(m): 8:51am On Jan 20, 2017
marisdgreat:
That lady is a devil incarnate that has an evil spirit controlling her because she just behaved like a possessed human being, when you guys will see a girl that loves you for real n ready to stay with u no matter the difficulties u won't value her worth then it's someone that doesn't need your love u will start showing more care, attention n love.

Someone just sounded like a side chic/ friendzoned crusher grin
Romance / Re: Lady Burns Down Her Boyfriend's House After Breakup. Photos by wizard007(m): 8:46am On Jan 20, 2017
If it was me, that girl would be fanning her parents behind bars, if they have pets I'll cage jail them too. Stupid girl!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Sacks His Manager, Kamal Ajiboye & Throws Shade At Sony Music [PICS] by wizard007(m): 8:34am On Jan 20, 2017
BLoomfrancs:


I'm on my own now and you are inviting mecheesy
When I descend on you don't try to wail at all, at all.

Numbskull, fyi, there's absolutely nothing sensitive about the deal. It only becomes sensitive when the likes of una talentless brother David fails to deliver as was agreed upon in the contract's terms and conditions.

I tried carrying you along buh you have proven, times without number, that you are a bloody retar d.

Take a hike bruv!


Keep making noise like an oil deprived locomotive engine, I called you out to make you see how stupid you are when ladej schooled you, but amazingly you and stupidity has taken an oath and it's probably genetic.

For your mind this is a battle of words, but if only God can resuscitate your brain and make you see the peckles in your eyes, then you'd probably understand how foolish and lousy you are.

For the record you might be one teen out there with the privilege of internet at your disposal and I'm making you have too much fun huh?

So I'm gonna make life boring for you again by ignoring you, but before then this are my parting words, grab yourself dude!
Celebrities / Re: Davido Sacks His Manager, Kamal Ajiboye & Throws Shade At Sony Music [PICS] by wizard007(m): 6:44pm On Jan 19, 2017
ladej:
it's all a scam

Una never learn from dbanj and don jazzy wey sign with kanye west ?

Which dirty 4m USD?

Don't waste your time on that idiot, he thinks calling someone punk and all that fake american slangs he's trying to form validates him as someone of intellect.

Someone that can't comprehend a simple sentence is trying to analyse a deal as sensistive as that.

I just pity people that associates themselves with bloomfrancs, he has a dead brain and is definitely of no use and importance to his immediate environment at large
Travel / Re: Gravel Truck Falls On Car In Ojuelegba, One Dead (Photos) by wizard007(m): 6:38pm On Jan 19, 2017
May God bless the soul of the dead, so sad cry
Politics / Re: See how Lady’s attempt to use a s3x toy goes awfully wrong when her grandmother by wizard007(m): 4:00pm On Jan 19, 2017
grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido Sacks His Manager, Kamal Ajiboye & Throws Shade At Sony Music [PICS] by wizard007(m): 8:40am On Jan 19, 2017
BLoomfrancs:


lol
You no get yarns sef.
I'm making you feel like you're relevant.

Hate Tekno all you can buh in this life and in the next, you can never be as rich as he has become.


I'm not stupid like you are, I just pity the lineage you came from.

Why would I hate someone I haven't even met, truly many are mad but few are roaming.

And if I'm actually gonna word/diss definitely not on this dead thread and not with a foolish and empty head like you. Now fvck off my mentions

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Sacks His Manager, Kamal Ajiboye & Throws Shade At Sony Music [PICS] by wizard007(m): 8:22am On Jan 19, 2017
BLoomfrancs:


lol
No be only davido push Tekno into limelight, your papa follow push am too.cheesy
Una talentless, noncreative brother David wey dey beg people make dem give am song wey e go sing.grin

If the deal no pain you as you claim why you come dey convulse like one headless chicken.gringrin

Punk-ass nigga! I spit on your dirty conehead.

I don't expect more from you bush boy grin your stubbornness will always make you ignorant of the fact.

Go carry your carton of expired Gala, I'm driving towards Ojuelegba and there's going to be traffic tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Sacks His Manager, Kamal Ajiboye & Throws Shade At Sony Music [PICS] by wizard007(m): 8:02am On Jan 19, 2017
BLoomfrancs:


Lol
Dirty Yoloba Conehead, I know say e pain you say Tekno signed a deal of $4million while una talentless yoloba noisemaker, davido( aka brother David grin) signed his own for $1million.

Dickhead if you like kill yaself, e no concern megrin
All I know is that Igbos will always continue to beat you guys.cheesy

Pig! Do you think everyone is as useless as you? Of what importance would their deal be to me? This is the same attitude your fathers exude that sent most of y'all to the great beyond in the late 60s.

Its a pity you this waste of human hasn't been mistakenly produced then so you could have starved to death with your chest beating brothers.

Same Davido that pushed Tekno into limelight, I bet you receding brain must have forgotten that so quick, fvcking goldfish.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Sacks His Manager, Kamal Ajiboye & Throws Shade At Sony Music [PICS] by wizard007(m): 12:39am On Jan 19, 2017
BLoomfrancs:


Afonja.

These bastards are here, fvcking Igbos. grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido Sacks His Manager, Kamal Ajiboye & Throws Shade At Sony Music [PICS] by wizard007(m): 9:56am On Jan 18, 2017
I have noticed quite a lot of NLers are myopic and sentimental, some are even uninformed. It will take years of work for Tekno to reach David's height.

He is entitled to his opinion, if he decides to dump his international record deal fine, he sacks his manager, his business, why y'all tryan be up all in peoples business when you don't even know shit about it.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Displays The Money He Made In Few Days In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 9:05am On Jan 18, 2017
omonla10:
But he didn't [s]show face when Zuckerberg was around..
Maybe he was on dry fasting during that period cos he Was so silent that week.. Those are d real big boys.. Just like his big bro Emoney[/s]


Trash!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Displays The Money He Made In Few Days In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 9:03am On Jan 18, 2017
People don't get it, this guys father is a billionaire, his family is old money, he himself makes a lot of money, probably a billionaire too, in naira though, do you expect him to live like a pauper?

In his shoes, most of y'all will be more frugal than he is.
You just shout save, save, save!!! How many people has saving helped, investment is the key and he has more than 3 raving acts, he makes money from that, has his own house and a heir to properties worth billions.

Pass on this guy matter ojere

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Investment / Re: Nigerians Lament On Twitter Over MMM Removal Of The GH Option by wizard007(m): 11:30pm On Jan 17, 2017
Kaeyzo:
I'm new here and looking forward of meeting cul gurls

See your head like iya Basira's pestle, this place resemble Cupid.com abi.

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Investment / Re: Nigerians Lament On Twitter Over MMM Removal Of The GH Option by wizard007(m): 11:30pm On Jan 17, 2017
Kaeyzo:
I'm new here and looking forward of meeting cul gurls

See your head like iya Basira's pestle, this play resemble Cupid.com abi.

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