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Celebrities / Re: 'my P**sy Is The Favorite Part Of My Body' - BBA Star, Huddah Monroe Admits by wizard007(m): 6:31pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
This babe tight o jere see the body on here mehn! I'm yet to figure out why this Wizkid isn't dead yet, on top all the thing wet him papa no fit chop wey him dey chew anyhow JK |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Lists Requirements For Women Applying To Be His Wife by wizard007(m): 5:54pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
Estharfabian: On good days I'm a very cool chap, just kind of controversial. But I ain't the only one you disagree with so its fair to say you are the sturbbon one. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Lists Requirements For Women Applying To Be His Wife by wizard007(m): 4:08pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
Estharfabian: You are wicked girl But the guy head though and the bolded is not particularly cute, just a rich mogul with a head similar to that of this yam eater. |
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by wizard007(m): 12:46pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
BrutusOj: True that, after I started drilling her princess, I con intensify my greetings for him when I see him, only niqqas that knows what's up understands. Mehn! Person Don do craze things sha, I wanted to phuck the younger sister too but that one too small then, moved outta vicinity and heard she's now sharing just like her sister who was a star player. Karma is indeed real 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by wizard007(m): 10:35am On Jan 17, 2017 |
BrutusOj: Who cares, but that her dad though, I just don't wanna stereotype but some Islamic cleric sha the man was actually protective of the child, as in e too much. When he figured niqqas were going to finish the girls assets he sent her to far way Oshogbo lol. Meanwhile the man dey nack mist of the ripe students he has. Its a bleeped up world, this man go dey do like saint but we wey know know |
Celebrities / Re: Drake Posts This Photo Of Sasha Obama And The Internet Became Scared... by wizard007(m): 10:28am On Jan 17, 2017 |
She's rocking his designer, but this sasha is fine sha Obama's carbon copy |
Romance / Re: The Most Hated Guy On Nairaland Aquires A Car For 2.3mill (picture Added) by wizard007(m): 10:21am On Jan 17, 2017 |
Softorgasm: Most didn't actually care enough to scrutinize it, that's what I think. |
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by wizard007(m): 10:11am On Jan 17, 2017 |
BrutusOj: Lwkmd dem suppose tie that girl con cut cane for am. They think all men are dumb, some years ago I had this girl on my radar, an acquintance had given me a gist of how things went down between them, so I followed up on my pursuit Wooed her, she said yes and we started the dating to a means parol. Fast toward few weeks later I started asking for the do, she just flared up, I was shocked say wetin happen? Her reaction almost made me spill the truth, I just comport, act as if I believed her, so she formed V for me. Then came Val's day that year we were together at my place and I've got Intel on her weak spot, I just went for the kill, the breasts, so heavy and full. That was the death of her, girl was a nymphet, she almost broke me into two, it was as if I sparked something in her, after first round she started crying, She : I didn't know how to tell you, my dad broke my virginity when he was trying to test if I'm still a v or not. (Dad is an Islamic cleric) I almost believe the dam with her waterworks but I know better. I was just laughing. Modified: We bleeped till she left for uni at Oshogbo, that girl nearly killed me, she was still cutting side guys ooo. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: The Most Hated Guy On Nairaland Aquires A Car For 2.3mill (picture Added) by wizard007(m): 9:54am On Jan 17, 2017 |
Softorgasm: No be by that one bro! The only reason y'all are acting this way is because this Jude of a guy is a slow poke and will probably be folk forever. Leaving the side talks, ever wondered why cashiers in top international banks like Wells Fargo, BOA and the likes are scammed with fake cheques running into millions yearly? Its because they are sophisticated! Now if you like have a degree at Cambridge, Masters at Yale and PHD at UCLA, I can promise you that a high school leaver will skillfully swindle you cleanly and you'd be dazed. Summary: what is worth doing is worth doing well Jude |
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by wizard007(m): 9:24am On Jan 17, 2017 |
BrutusOj: No mind them, stale line. Intact that meema be hoe. |
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by wizard007(m): 9:22am On Jan 17, 2017 |
I can only imagine what masroor would be feeling that night. I've always known all these girls forming V until marriage are scams, no one does that anymore. I blame the guys who gave them their support though. When you have a failed first night your eye go clear and you will develop some real psychological issues. If you are going to buy it, test it bruh |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 12:26am On Jan 17, 2017 |
ebonyeyes88: Thought you are reasonable sef, so cos your husband loves you thats the end of the world or love makes you lack social behavioural skills. Continue! I only made refrence to you being married cos i believe married people should at least be more matured and cultured. |
Crime / Re: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by wizard007(m): 12:18am On Jan 17, 2017 |
EAZY2422: Dem suppose dey screen people wey go dey use social media, if not you this small rat sef dey word for my presence You were preaching against what you exude and you call that advice, who needs advice between you both. I no ready for you tonight, but ive marked your face boy Modified. I no even check your profile before, shey I talk am say you be smallie, see your shoe like canoe you dey ask me whether my bank account change for telling you the truth. Anu o fia |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 9:48pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Codes151: Nadia Buari? Nice eyes, that chic is cute. Had me watching Ghallywood back then. Talk of total pacakge! Kill that crush sha, she don get husby oo and magun is real ah |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 9:46pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
awelekiti: Total rubbish! You definitely dont know shit about Tyson and Mr Adeleke, the former was a millionaire while the latter is a Billionaire, in the same currency. |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 9:40pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
ebonyeyes88: So you married and you cussing like that? Too bad, if you ask me. |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 9:36pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Codes151: A rich man is just a poor man with money, I hope that clears the air on this issue, but honestly I've seen nothing really wrong with that chic with him for the night/dating self. Who's your type of woman bro? Gimme example sir |
Celebrities / Re: Dayo Amusa Steps Out In A See-Through Native Outfit by wizard007(m): 1:30pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Nixiepie: You must be mischievous, you still gotta write that? |
Celebrities / Re: Dayo Amusa Steps Out In A See-Through Native Outfit by wizard007(m): 12:17pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Crime / Re: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by wizard007(m): 10:31am On Jan 16, 2017 |
EAZY2422: At least its typographical, ITK. Read your post and see how many of them you have in it. Even the post you quoted is quite readable and presentebale than yours. Dude grab yourself and stop feeling like Eisten |
Crime / Re: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by wizard007(m): 10:23am On Jan 16, 2017 |
Biafrats! Fvcking murderers 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: The Most Beautiful Girl In Owerri (Photos) by wizard007(m): 12:10am On Jan 16, 2017 |
Like fo real! Owerrians what happen na? 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 12:07am On Jan 16, 2017 |
Kentura: Cute enough for that if you ask me. 9 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Davidos Grand Opening Of The Afcon 2017 Game In Gabon (pics , Video) by wizard007(m): 7:29pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Mehn its not easy ooo, performing in front of such a huge crowed, during daytime for that matter. Dude must have ate enough pawpaw (Igbo) before running out like that |
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong For Your Fianceeās Parents To Ask How Much You Earn Monthly? by wizard007(m): 6:30pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
Gflat: What will you do if your so called rich guy goes broke? Leave him and re-marry? You've limited your reasoning and thinking depth and obviously lack the understanding of life. |
Investment / Re: The Secret Of MMM's Comeback by wizard007(m): 11:34am On Jan 14, 2017 |
One simple question about this scheme I always like to ask the participants is, what happens if I joined and PH, then GH and stopped? The money I received who returns it or cover the loss when I opt out? 1 Like |
Business / Re: Abdulrasak Okoya Celebrates His 77th Birthday With His Wife, Shade by wizard007(m): 8:33pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
heykims: Are you just plainly stupid? Should have know since you can't even spell correctly. Its spelt Paedophile and it will do you a whole lot of good if you check and understand the meaning. Baba married that girl at 25 or so, so bro just go and hide. |
Romance / Re: "Grab It Babe, It's Your Property" - Media React As Man Grabs His Bae's Backside by wizard007(m): 11:23am On Jan 13, 2017 |
DeepFriedPuff: So? If you like be a Caucasian, meanwhile I've seen several black Americans rock sandals well, Top fashion labels have them as models, so what are you saying? If you don't like it agreed, you no sabi dress and I'm not ready to change that, don't bring culture into it. |
Romance / Re: "Grab It Babe, It's Your Property" - Media React As Man Grabs His Bae's Backside by wizard007(m): 11:15am On Jan 13, 2017 |
DeepFriedPuff: Because the king doesn't eat onions, should the whole village despise it? Abeg you never see correct sandal or your not just fashion savvy/conscious. Na every time I go dey wear covered? |
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike And His Girls In Dog Leash In New Photo by wizard007(m): 8:04pm On Jan 11, 2017 |
princeonx: As long as he keeps raking the money, if he gets tired of this style he'll try another. You can do it too bro, just amass some collosal cash and you'll see them (women) lick your toilet clean with their dirty tongue 1 Like |
Politics / Re: BIAFRA: Watch Nnamdi Kanu Bully Nigerian Police In Court Today by wizard007(m): 2:38pm On Jan 11, 2017 |
Aigbofa: Give this man a bucket of Belaire bottles and one pack of Dunhill Switch, bills on me Fvcking blind and foolish patriots, you come here and shout and haill the poor boy, how many of you have tried to sit for one of his trials. The mumu will die there someday and we gonna move on, even Yar'adua died the clock didn't stop ticking. I'd like to Inherit his wife tho so I can add to the collection of Igbo girls I've mined. |
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Officials Ordered To Stop Booking Drivers Without Fire Extinguishers by wizard007(m): 2:33pm On Jan 11, 2017 |
naptu2: Oh really? Thanks. Thought they only want us to keep reading about some dude who took Jamil to school and who get Belle for who. |
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