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Celebrities / Re: 'my P**sy Is The Favorite Part Of My Body' - BBA Star, Huddah Monroe Admits by wizard007(m): 6:31pm On Jan 17, 2017
This babe tight o jere kiss see the body on here mehn!

I'm yet to figure out why this Wizkid isn't dead yet, on top all the thing wet him papa no fit chop wey him dey chew anyhow grin JK
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Lists Requirements For Women Applying To Be His Wife by wizard007(m): 5:54pm On Jan 17, 2017
Estharfabian:

Lol.grin


I was just trolling though.
Wait, Wizard, is that you? shocked

We agree on something, finally? grin




On good days I'm a very cool chap, just kind of controversial. But I ain't the only one you disagree with so its fair to say you are the sturbbon one. grin
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Lists Requirements For Women Applying To Be His Wife by wizard007(m): 4:08pm On Jan 17, 2017
Estharfabian:



With that Abnormal Shape of Head, Lips, Scary Nose And Hair...Nigga Would be single for A LooooooooNG time. grin



Just look at The Below Average Baboon/Orangutan making Mind boggling demands like he's Dwayne Johnson Or[b]Jay-Z[/b]


dumb Ewu!

You are wicked girl grin

But the guy head though undecided and the bolded is not particularly cute, just a rich mogul with a head similar to that of this yam eater.
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by wizard007(m): 12:46pm On Jan 17, 2017
BrutusOj:
lol...most men who shines plenty kongos are those who are damn jealous and do all that they can to guide their daughters from receiving same treatment they give other people's daughters, but trust karma their daughters too receive enough lashing

True that, after I started drilling her princess, I con intensify my greetings for him when I see him, only niqqas that knows what's up understands. grin

Mehn! Person Don do craze things sha, I wanted to phuck the younger sister too but that one too small then, moved outta vicinity and heard she's now sharing just like her sister who was a star player. Karma is indeed real

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Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by wizard007(m): 10:35am On Jan 17, 2017
BrutusOj:
Hahaha... Kai, I can't stop laughing.Her dad not even her mum checked for her virginity? They always have an excuse.

Who cares, but that her dad though, I just don't wanna stereotype but some Islamic cleric sha grin the man was actually protective of the child, as in e too much.

When he figured niqqas were going to finish the girls assets he sent her to far way Oshogbo lol.

Meanwhile the man dey nack mist of the ripe students he has. Its a bleeped up world, this man go dey do like saint but we wey know know
Celebrities / Re: Drake Posts This Photo Of Sasha Obama And The Internet Became Scared... by wizard007(m): 10:28am On Jan 17, 2017
She's rocking his designer, but this sasha is fine sha Obama's carbon copy grin
Romance / Re: The Most Hated Guy On Nairaland Aquires A Car For 2.3mill (picture Added) by wizard007(m): 10:21am On Jan 17, 2017
Softorgasm:
Very true though..
Reason I'm stunned is because 99% of the ladies and gents insulting him, fell for his tricks at first sight, even when fake was written all over the screenshots..

Most didn't actually care enough to scrutinize it, that's what I think.
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by wizard007(m): 10:11am On Jan 17, 2017
BrutusOj:
Honestly it is so annoying. Hardly you see a girl who is bold enough to tell you she is not a virgin or she willingly did and not raped. I had a girl in the past who insisted I was the one who disvirgined* her. I didn't see any of those signs to prove she was a virgin*.I had my way freely in, there was no bleeding, no hymen broken.When she saw that I coded she wasn't what she claimed to be, she called me on reaching home that she bled on her way home but was saved from embarrassment cos she was putting on a red color trouser

Lwkmd grin dem suppose tie that girl con cut cane for am.

They think all men are dumb, some years ago I had this girl on my radar, an acquintance had given me a gist of how things went down between them, so I followed up on my pursuit

Wooed her, she said yes and we started the dating to a means parol.

Fast toward few weeks later I started asking for the do, she just flared up, I was shocked shocked say wetin happen?
Her reaction almost made me spill the truth, I just comport, act as if I believed her, so she formed V for me. grin

Then came Val's day that year we were together at my place and I've got Intel on her weak spot, I just went for the kill, the breasts, so heavy and full.

That was the death of her, girl was a nymphet, she almost broke me into two, it was as if I sparked something in her, after first round she started crying,

She : I didn't know how to tell you, my dad broke my virginity when he was trying to test if I'm still a v or not. (Dad is an Islamic cleric) I almost believe the dam with her waterworks but I know better.

I was just laughing.

Modified:

We bleeped till she left for uni at Oshogbo, that girl nearly killed me, she was still cutting side guys ooo.

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Romance / Re: The Most Hated Guy On Nairaland Aquires A Car For 2.3mill (picture Added) by wizard007(m): 9:54am On Jan 17, 2017
Softorgasm:
Nairalanders are so gullible and can be easily deceived..
This shows the kind of youths and adults we have in Nigeria and on a long run shows how our educational system is the worst in the world..
Some people will be complaining that its bias for a Nigeria university not to have been mentioned amongst the top ten universities in Africa[b], yet this same self acclaimed intelligent students can't tell the difference between a fake bank alert and a real one
...
Its so shameful.[/b]

No be by that one bro! The only reason y'all are acting this way is because this Jude of a guy is a slow poke and will probably be folk forever.

Leaving the side talks, ever wondered why cashiers in top international banks like Wells Fargo, BOA and the likes are scammed with fake cheques running into millions yearly? Its because they are sophisticated!

Now if you like have a degree at Cambridge, Masters at Yale and PHD at UCLA, I can promise you that a high school leaver will skillfully swindle you cleanly and you'd be dazed.

Summary: what is worth doing is worth doing well Jude
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by wizard007(m): 9:24am On Jan 17, 2017
BrutusOj:
This is a story, but it is one of those things that happens in real life. Why is it so difficult for our girls to admit they are not virgin right from the day 1 the relationship becomes so serious? And when they eventually admit,you will only hear "I was raped"

No mind them, stale line. Intact that meema be hoe.
Literature / Re: Read this Amazing Short Story: Failure of The First Night by wizard007(m): 9:22am On Jan 17, 2017
I can only imagine what masroor would be feeling that night.

I've always known all these girls forming V until marriage are scams, no one does that anymore. I blame the guys who gave them their support though.

When you have a failed first night your eye go clear and you will develop some real psychological issues.

If you are going to buy it, test it bruh
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 12:26am On Jan 17, 2017
ebonyeyes88:
Well I mean if you don't like it kool. My hubby loves me no matter what. At least I keep it real don't make any lies.


Thought you are reasonable sef, so cos your husband loves you thats the end of the world or love makes you lack social behavioural skills. Continue! I only made refrence to you being married cos i believe married people should at least be more matured and cultured.
Crime / Re: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by wizard007(m): 12:18am On Jan 17, 2017
EAZY2422:
now,here comes d chief judge. Afta all ur defence hw has it changed ur bank account?dude i can't claim to be einstien cos am clearly nt. am me nd hav my own mind.i neva attempted to degrade or disrespect d dude. i jst gave him a simple advice datz all.but since u want make it more serious than it was intended,u can go fvck urselves u both.it clearly shows u are gay partners p***y

Dem suppose dey screen people wey go dey use social media, if not you this small rat sef dey word for my presence

You were preaching against what you exude and you call that advice, who needs advice between you both.

I no ready for you tonight, but ive marked your face boy


Modified.

I no even check your profile before, shey I talk am say you be smallie, see your shoe like canoe you dey ask me whether my bank account change for telling you the truth. Anu o fia
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 9:48pm On Jan 16, 2017
Codes151:
i get u!!! Was just concluding based on the fact that David doesn't sit one place!!! As for the girl, she's okay! No doubt but if u were a celeb n rich I said ud do better in the sense of maturity as well....

As for my kind of woman or girl! I don't really hv a spec except someone my spirit is ok wit n has good qualities! But as for crush, I still prefer nadiA to all

Nadia Buari? Nice eyes, that chic is cute. Had me watching Ghallywood back then. Talk of total pacakge!

Kill that crush sha, she don get husby oo and magun is real ah grin
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 9:46pm On Jan 16, 2017
awelekiti:
Anyone who knows this guy should please advise him to check his excesses. Mike tyson of this world in his hay days would change davido's money and that of hid dad into coins. Where's Tyson today? Kanye is also begging people for money now as he's reportedly gone broke. This is the same guy who was once a rich celeb at a time. Davido's wealth isn't up to one-quarter of kanyes' once upon a time


Total rubbish! You definitely dont know shit about Tyson and Mr Adeleke, the former was a millionaire while the latter is a Billionaire, in the same currency.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 9:40pm On Jan 16, 2017
ebonyeyes88:
Online Yes but in person I'm the coolest woman you'll ever know. Before I was married hanging out with friends and dating guys they never wanted to leave me, I swear.

So you married and you cussing like that? Too bad, if you ask me.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 9:36pm On Jan 16, 2017
Codes151:
no doubt but then I trust if u had 5m dolls u would do better

A rich man is just a poor man with money, I hope that clears the air on this issue, but honestly I've seen nothing really wrong with that chic with him for the night/dating self.

Who's your type of woman bro? Gimme example sir
Celebrities / Re: Dayo Amusa Steps Out In A See-Through Native Outfit by wizard007(m): 1:30pm On Jan 16, 2017
Nixiepie:
lol thank u sha

You must be mischievous, you still gotta write that?
Celebrities / Re: Dayo Amusa Steps Out In A See-Through Native Outfit by wizard007(m): 12:17pm On Jan 16, 2017
Nixiepie:
I see nothing.. tongue

I don't expect you to, you self hold your side well.

You fine sha kiss
Crime / Re: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by wizard007(m): 10:31am On Jan 16, 2017
EAZY2422:
see urself,ur wer corrected instead of u to take it u still went ahead to commit anoda typographical error.u guyz jst dnt learn nd i can't undastand y


At least its typographical, ITK. Read your post and see how many of them you have in it. Even the post you quoted is quite readable and presentebale than yours. Dude grab yourself and stop feeling like Eisten
Crime / Re: Nigerian U.S Army Veteran Killed After He Came Back Home To Complete His House by wizard007(m): 10:23am On Jan 16, 2017
Biafrats! Fvcking murderers undecided

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Fashion / Re: The Most Beautiful Girl In Owerri (Photos) by wizard007(m): 12:10am On Jan 16, 2017
Like fo real! Owerrians what happen na?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Carries A Lady On His Shoulders In A Swimming Pool In Gabon (Pics, Video) by wizard007(m): 12:07am On Jan 16, 2017
Kentura:
She's not even fine... ds guy no get eye for fine girl.

she's not his new gf, she's just a one night stand.

Cute enough for that if you ask me.

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Celebrities / Re: Davidos Grand Opening Of The Afcon 2017 Game In Gabon (pics , Video) by wizard007(m): 7:29pm On Jan 14, 2017
Mehn its not easy ooo, performing in front of such a huge crowed, during daytime for that matter. Dude must have ate enough pawpaw (Igbo) before running out like that
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong For Your Fianceeā€™s Parents To Ask How Much You Earn Monthly? by wizard007(m): 6:30pm On Jan 14, 2017
Gflat:
Actually this is the right thing to do... No parent want their daughters to suffer from the hands of a broke boy. Let me share my thoughts in this.

Let's take this from the religious community: A woman is mostly believed to be soft hearted, an item of delicacy and someone you care for (Men are designed to care for women that is why they are referred to as the HEAD)

Enough of the sideway talks. Let's accelerate the hammer towards the nail.

Ladies make sure you have nothing to do with broke boys. As accurate as this sounds many girls will still try to be Sentimental about the golden fact. Broke boys have nothing to offer.


Ok let me give you a quick scenario.

Yester-evening I was at a restaurant on the island just to relax and get a bit of serenity. While I was chilling with what I had requested for earlier, I noticed a couple sitting opposite my table.
I could feel the love from her heart and the optimism for a better future for both of them but what Spoilt the picture was Their table has all sort of similarities to the Sahara desert.

It is so embarrassing to say as beautiful as the lady looked he couldn't make her feel good on a date and later on he got her a chicken pie and ice cream. I felt disgusted at the sight of this! undecided


Ok, having mentioned that, I want to inform you ladies about a Proven point.

No guy will choose you over a richer lady.

This might seem funny to you but that is the truth. That guy that keeps reminding you how much he loves and adores you?
That guy who wouldn't stop sending you good morning/good night messages?
That guy that sounds romantic and sweeps you off your feet?
He will desert you at the twinkle of an eye immediately he Uncovers a rich lady.

So tell me ladies, why are you forcing this to work with him?
Why are you suffering when someone who isn't looking half as good as you are is being treated like a real woman?
Why trek under the hot sun then later jump into a hot distressful danfo bus while your mates are sitting with their man in his latest Ac filled cool machine?

It is no news that Women are emotional beings but being emotional shouldn't equals stupidity. If you don't care about your future at least care about the future of your kids and their upbringing.

PS: Don't quote me to spill your conundrum. I don't reply idiots



What will you do if your so called rich guy goes broke? Leave him and re-marry?

You've limited your reasoning and thinking depth and obviously lack the understanding of life.
Investment / Re: The Secret Of MMM's Comeback by wizard007(m): 11:34am On Jan 14, 2017
One simple question about this scheme I always like to ask the participants is, what happens if I joined and PH, then GH and stopped?

The money I received who returns it or cover the loss when I opt out?

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Business / Re: Abdulrasak Okoya Celebrates His 77th Birthday With His Wife, Shade by wizard007(m): 8:33pm On Jan 13, 2017
heykims:
Since he's not Buhari and neither is he from the north, he's no pedophile..
Hypocrites everywhere..
Happy Birthday jare, enjoy ur life and ur young beautiful damsel.. .. grin



Are you just plainly stupid? Should have know since you can't even spell correctly. Its spelt Paedophile and it will do you a whole lot of good if you check and understand the meaning.

Baba married that girl at 25 or so, so bro just go and hide.
Romance / Re: "Grab It Babe, It's Your Property" - Media React As Man Grabs His Bae's Backside by wizard007(m): 11:23am On Jan 13, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
I'm Black American and in our culture men don't wear sandels
Unless at home as houseshoes with socks

So? If you like be a Caucasian, meanwhile I've seen several black Americans rock sandals well, Top fashion labels have them as models, so what are you saying?

If you don't like it agreed, you no sabi dress and I'm not ready to change that, don't bring culture into it.
Romance / Re: "Grab It Babe, It's Your Property" - Media React As Man Grabs His Bae's Backside by wizard007(m): 11:15am On Jan 13, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
shocked all I could focuse on was the guys toe sandels.
I dislike sandels on guys lipsrsealed

Because the king doesn't eat onions, should the whole village despise it?

Abeg you never see correct sandal or your not just fashion savvy/conscious.

Na every time I go dey wear covered?
Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike And His Girls In Dog Leash In New Photo by wizard007(m): 8:04pm On Jan 11, 2017
princeonx:
How long does he plan to live this life style?


As long as he keeps raking the money, if he gets tired of this style he'll try another.

You can do it too bro, just amass some collosal cash and you'll see them (women) lick your toilet clean with their dirty tongue

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Politics / Re: BIAFRA: Watch Nnamdi Kanu Bully Nigerian Police In Court Today by wizard007(m): 2:38pm On Jan 11, 2017
Aigbofa:


Ojukwu made more "Shakara" than this and it didn't stop Benjamin Adekunle from chasing him all over iboland.


Give this man a bucket of Belaire bottles and one pack of Dunhill Switch, bills on me grin

Fvcking blind and foolish patriots, you come here and shout and haill the poor boy, how many of you have tried to sit for one of his trials. The mumu will die there someday and we gonna move on, even Yar'adua died the clock didn't stop ticking.

I'd like to Inherit his wife tho so I can add to the collection of Igbo girls I've mined.
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Officials Ordered To Stop Booking Drivers Without Fire Extinguishers by wizard007(m): 2:33pm On Jan 11, 2017
naptu2:


The information is false, that's why. It's been debunked by the FRSC. This thread was on the front page, but it was removed because the information is false.

Oh really? Thanks. Thought they only want us to keep reading about some dude who took Jamil to school and who get Belle for who.

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