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Romance / Re: True Confession: Help! I Always ‘come’ Each Time My Newborn Baby Sucks My Nipple by wizard007(m): 2:28pm On Jan 11, 2017
okwyee:


And women like you shouldn't be meesed with... Lol


Na was ooo, why you wrapping this girl all over your body? I sense someone is darn thirsty! #HustleisReal grin

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Clean Phantom 6 Phone For Sell 60K ( With Box Charger,casing) by wizard007(m): 12:22pm On Jan 11, 2017
50k cash
Car Talk / Re: FRSC Officials Ordered To Stop Booking Drivers Without Fire Extinguishers by wizard007(m): 12:04pm On Jan 11, 2017
I'm still wondering why this useful information is not on FP yet.

I mean if I hadn't surfed now I wouldn't be privy to this, Lalasticlala why you like this na?
Romance / Re: Ada Ogbonna Comes For People Mocking "Hefty Man And Slim Bride" by wizard007(m): 11:48am On Jan 11, 2017
Boleyndynasty2:
Happy Married life to them joor, their happiness is all that matters. Me am looking for big real life Teddy too kiss

Wow wow shocked You still want something Big with this kind of chest you carrying?

Damn! You gon reproduce a rolly-polly I bet.
Celebrities / Re: Topless Davido Hangs Out With His Friends by wizard007(m): 11:38am On Jan 11, 2017
delectablegyal:
send me a pm if you like what you see on my dp.

How much I'm gon pay?
Romance / Re: Couple Take Pre-Wedding Photos To The Toilet (Photos) by wizard007(m): 10:08am On Jan 11, 2017
Quite sure this ones wanna get married just because of pre-wedding bullshit.
Celebrities / Re: 5 Hot Nigerian Celeb Mums With Hottest Bodies - TruDigest.com by wizard007(m): 11:32pm On Jan 10, 2017
Where is Omotola, Genevieve, and Maheeda? Op why are you like this na

I doubt if you can even write the list of states and capital corectly
Romance / Re: Guys, What's Your Take On Ladies Wearing Crop Top? (pics) by wizard007(m): 10:43pm On Jan 10, 2017
Estharfabian:

lol. dude..grin




if You really wanted seeing my tummy, all you needed to do was ask.; D


undecided I`ll pass Never mind
Romance / Re: Guys, What's Your Take On Ladies Wearing Crop Top? (pics) by wizard007(m): 7:56pm On Jan 10, 2017
Estharfabian:


eh, so, you're surrounded by people with potbelly that you think it's literally Impossible to have one.grin

dude, Go Out more. Workout. eat healthy. it's not rocket science.grin


Seeing is believing girl, I haven't seen yours and since you've decided to rub it in our face (without proof) that yours is flat too, I disagree and believe its a lie. tongue

Lmao @ the bolded tho.
Romance / Re: Guys, What's Your Take On Ladies Wearing Crop Top? (pics) by wizard007(m): 7:26pm On Jan 10, 2017
Estharfabian:

you obviously had A gazillion fùcks to give when you initially quoted my ass, when for a fact, the post wasn't even Directed at your ass.


grin stop feigning idgaf... You obviously do.

Maybe i quoted you just because I hate to see people lie or blow their own trumpet kid, especially when its not quite necessary.

Now I give a lot of fvck about that. grin
Romance / Re: Guys, What's Your Take On Ladies Wearing Crop Top? (pics) by wizard007(m): 7:16pm On Jan 10, 2017
Estharfabian:


Do You know how difficult Burning Stomach fat is? grin do You? Sit-ups, Planks and crunches aren't easy exercises. Yanno? grin



A girl has gotta flaunt. grin shove it down your Throat! Hate All you want! gringrin

Lmao, hating on you for what I haven't seen, for the record you might be blessed with a paunch na?

Anyways, maybe if you eat healthier you won't have to be panting with exertion trying to have a flat tummy.

Until I see what you got, I've got zero fvcks to give
Romance / Re: Guys, What's Your Take On Ladies Wearing Crop Top? (pics) by wizard007(m): 6:38pm On Jan 10, 2017
Estharfabian:

This only should become a crime, if the said lady has some jiggly, Bulgy Stomach. grin


lol. It's Sexy and I rock it like all the time, with them jeans. most of my tops are Croppies. I can't just allow this Flat tummy I've been doing Crunches, And sit-ups for years now go to waste. A girl's gotta flaunt what she Earned/got. grin


They didn't ask you whether you've got a flat tummy kid, ion believe you anyways

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Celebrities / Re: Kcee Flaunts Packs Of Dollars In A Bag by wizard007(m): 3:35pm On Jan 10, 2017
It could be fake dollars for all I care, abi no be this celebs them.

Meanwhile Kcee, we know your brother is rich and you drop wack songs, what else?
Romance / Re: My Four Months Old Pregnant Wife Want Sex Every Night by wizard007(m): 2:32pm On Jan 10, 2017
ObioratheBully:
Get a rubber dick with straps.. The type they use in porn, lights off.. You know the rest..


grin he'll still get tired from the jerking and thrusting moves.

OP e get people wey you fit rent make them hep your condition oo.

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Celebrities / Re: 10 Richest African Musicians 2017 Forbes List - You Will Be Shocked by wizard007(m): 12:28pm On Jan 10, 2017
It's so sad that we still have a lot of gullible people here, despite having massive access to information you still opted to be misinformed and ignorant.

One was even saying he was shocked sad

Anybody who believe that list up there will believe anything.
Celebrities / Re: Teebillz Walks Son, Jamil, To School On His First Day (photo) by wizard007(m): 12:14pm On Jan 10, 2017
So Tiwa and Tunji could actually move on from that very dirty, bad, secret exposing episode of last year?

Tiwa might, but I doubt if Teebilz has, that guy could have something up his sleeve.

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Romance / Re: Attitude Some Ladies Portray That Show They Are Only Good For Dating by wizard007(m): 10:08am On Jan 10, 2017
daewoorazer:



This, my friend is what defines us. I have no heart so there can't be @ d bolded

Don't make me laugh grin in Shao Kahn's voice.

Why u dey form?
Celebrities / Re: Iceprince's Girlfriend Maima Slams Fan Who Criticised Her For Grinding On Man by wizard007(m): 9:57am On Jan 10, 2017
Grinding on your BESTIE like that and posting it on social media for the world to see is disrespectful and ridiculous girl!

Ice prince should just Bleep this girl's sister joor!

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Romance / Re: Igbere Born Malaysia Based Busines Man Breaks Internet Wt Supersexy Pre-wed Pics by wizard007(m): 9:49am On Jan 10, 2017
AmadiAba:
Shy ur eyes...


So its the account that will help you enjoy your wealth, Igbos don't always agree, always having shitty things to defend themselves with.

E-money knows better sha the guy Don mix with Yoruba wella con get style.
Romance / Re: His Girlfriend Dumped Him For A Yahoo Boy by wizard007(m): 9:37am On Jan 10, 2017
Fellas permit me to say all women loves money, in fact money is the major reason they love.

If you are dating or married to someone who is born between the 80s/90s just forget all that lovey dovey stuffs and try to figure out why your girl sticks to you.

If you are broke and they stick around, there are two things involved

1 The girl is not exposed yet.

2 She has not seen a replacement yet.

Just try and make that money and mess up all your ex'es that ever left you cos you were broke.

The only set of girls that won't love/leave you for money are the ones from the upper class society.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Who Do You Respect More by wizard007(m): 11:28pm On Jan 09, 2017
NemzySeries:

watz wrong wit going wit d husband? bin married places a woman under a new govt & if ure a Christian read d book of Esther chapter 1 & see d position & responsibilities entrusted to husbands


Isn't it the same Bible that says honor thy mother and father? Honestly I really don't want to reply you the moment I noticed you quoting the bible, in as much as I believe in God we can't say we've not noticed some stuffs in that book are outdated and needs to be reviewed, its just like the constitution

What works 1900 AD can never work in 2017, no matter how righteous you wanna claim to be and devoted, you will always find things that you can't apply in reality in that book.

The world is changing

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Romance / Re: Ladies Who Do You Respect More by wizard007(m): 10:39pm On Jan 09, 2017
Tajbol4splend:




You know I said it looks difficult for you to understand, it still does, if I have daughter, the way I treat her is quite gon be different from after she's married, her husband has more right to her than myself, the steps she takes when she's with me, she needs my consent, after marriage, that responsibility becomes her hubby's, not that I can't have a say in her life again but it is when I have to. Btw, what does "Macho" mean?

You are digressing from the main topic, I never said all you wrote up there is wrong but picking your hubby over your parent seems so east for you that I begin to wonder whether you've thought for a moment that its so easy to divorce than to disown.

As for your question, Google is your friend bro
Sports / Re: FIFA Best Player Award On 9th January 2016 by wizard007(m): 7:02pm On Jan 09, 2017
Icon79:
Everything Messi won, Messi earned. On the other hand, everything the fake Ronaldo wins is given to him.

Portugal won the Euro without him, but he got the credit.
Real Madrid won the Euro with Cristiano not even being the 3rd best player in the team, but he took the credit.

Cristiano was useless in the club World Cup finals until in the extra time, when the Asian team got tired after playing 4 matches in 5 days, then he scored a brace tap ins (plus the initial penalty goal he had scored in the second half). Now, they want us to believe that he single handedly won the match for Real! Wow!!

Anyway, the good news is, every true football fan knows that the best player on the planet is no one but Leo. He's the definition of football.

O pari

I hope the numbers on your moniker doesn't signify your year of birth, else I will be very disappointed.

Ronaldo scores tap in, but messi scores long rangers abi, scoring 16 goals in a single UCL campaign too didn't help real secured the final abi.

I don't know where you watched your on football from but if you think undermining his achievement and hating will take anything away from him then you must be joking.

Maybe if messi didn't lose that spot kick in Copa America and Ronaldo lost his in Milan the story could have been different. grin

That's what one single mistake/job well done can do in football, don't forget to clap when they present the Portuguese legend that newly designed trophy today

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Sports / Re: FIFA Best Player Award On 9th January 2016 by wizard007(m): 6:47pm On Jan 09, 2017
[quote author=Ochillary post=52668178]From what I watched last season I will give it to suarez. [/quote

That's why you are not the one to give it.
Romance / Re: Ladies Who Do You Respect More by wizard007(m): 6:39pm On Jan 09, 2017
Tajbol4splend:



It looks too much for you to understand, you are no more under the umbrella of your father, so the husband owns it all except in some cases, even if your father needs you to do something, he must consent your hubby whose approval you need


See where you shot yourself in the neck, WTF is umbrella? Na canopy you go see. One day you are gona have a daughter and a son In-law you will understand better what a parent-child bond means by then.

Your opinion on marriage is why I usually think some feminist are kinda right. So your wife and mom argues and you give your mom the edge abi, tuale Mr Macho.

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Romance / Re: Check Out This Beautiful Osogbo Pre-wedding Photos by wizard007(m): 3:59pm On Jan 09, 2017
refiner:
Why is it called Oshogbo?

I thought osogbo means weed...I'm just curious.. undecided


Fvcking ignorant stupid! this is what happens when you've lost knowledge as a priority.

Osogbo is the capital city of Osun state, stop living on NL and Facebook kid

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Romance / Re: What All Men Love More Than Sex ..tested!! (twale For Boys) by wizard007(m): 2:50pm On Jan 09, 2017
Too many slogans that has illustrate this over the years, Money over Bitches. Dough over Hoe.

I mean I can't even perfome when I'm broke unless I am high of something, how can a broke ass niqqa be sexually aroused that's unseriousness of the highest order.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Who Do You Respect More by wizard007(m): 2:29pm On Jan 09, 2017
Tajbol4splend:
Hubby of course except you not married

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Romance / Re: Ladies Who Do You Respect More by wizard007(m): 2:28pm On Jan 09, 2017
Tajbol4splend:
Hubby of course except you not married

Dude? Like what the fvck did you just say? Dem suppose shook shoe for your mouth ni walahi.

Na this kind comments dey make me wan question the kind of upbringing some people have. Poor family values and OT.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Who Do You Respect More by wizard007(m): 2:26pm On Jan 09, 2017
Tajbol4splend:
Hubby of course except you not married

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Romance / Re: Ladies Who Do You Respect More by wizard007(m): 2:23pm On Jan 09, 2017
ObioratheBully:
If I was a lady, I'd sit down, then go to the car..

grin
Romance / Re: How To Identify A Runs Girl - By Joro Olumofin by wizard007(m): 1:12pm On Jan 09, 2017
They've got categories too, well the one with the highest population are the semi-runs girl (prostitute), most girls actually belong to this group.

They are so deceitful, unless you are smart you'd trust this set more than God self, meanwhile they even get around more than their full-time countetparts, most of y'all dating right now and have got partners with a hravy social media life are probably dating a semi-prostitue.

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