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Autos / Re: HOME FOR ALL KIND OF VOLKSWAGEN MOTOR SPARE PARTS by wizard007(m): 10:18pm On Jun 06, 2022
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Thanks boss

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Autos / Re: HOME FOR ALL KIND OF VOLKSWAGEN MOTOR SPARE PARTS by wizard007(m): 4:42pm On Jun 06, 2022
Hello boss, kindly recommend a good mechanic for VW Passat 2006. I need some jobs done on this Nigerian used I just got, I’ll appreciate if you can also give me a recommendation on someone who’s good with the AC. Thanks ��
Literature / Re: The Loose Noose (A Short Story By Kayode Odusanya) by wizard007(m): 9:53pm On Oct 12, 2017
kayo80:


Thanks for this comment. And yea, i know i have to improve in some areas of my writing, but i am glad to hear you talk about liking my plots best...that has always been my area of strength. Thanks.

I'm glad you knew it's your strength, I've read all the work of the best writers around here, most develops along the line, but my experience with your art is top notch from get go, work more on your weakness and try your hands on a novel, something long, you can do it!

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Literature / Re: The Loose Noose (A Short Story By Kayode Odusanya) by wizard007(m): 7:29pm On Oct 12, 2017
I've been reading quite a lot of your stories since I stumbled on the casting thread by divepen yesterday, I'm a literature aficionados and I have a very high taste trust me, so you are Good for me to have been held spell bound by your work. You can improve though, but I love your plots mostly and the choice of words too, simple and converying.

Keep it up Kay
Literature / Re: Love, Lies And Divorce(lld) by wizard007(m): 10:53pm On Oct 10, 2017
I doubt this kind of scenario will ever play out if it was real, the hatred will go as far as Zainab not letting her kids marry from the Yoruba tribe, she will become tribalistic and very bitter.
Sports / Re: ‘jay Jay Okocha’ Voted Bolton’s Best Player Over The Last 20 Years by wizard007(m): 5:48pm On Sep 30, 2017
maverick001:

FIFA 100 list was composed in 2004......no way drogba and eto'o could make it to the list that time

Right, but don't dwell on it, was just passing a message, we have quite a lot of stars who played in Europe during that Era that most people termed successful, they were successful Yeah but didn't even make the cut, Finidi, Oliseh, El Hadji or Morroco, and even the Greatly decorated Papilo.

Okocha is underrated during his playing days, he made some mistakes too with transfer decisions but it still boils down to segregation due to color, how many blacks who played for big teams were getting playing times then?

As a black man, you have to work twice as hard as whites to be recognized on the international front, this is disheartening
Sports / Re: ‘jay Jay Okocha’ Voted Bolton’s Best Player Over The Last 20 Years by wizard007(m): 2:31pm On Sep 30, 2017
Elxandre:

That's not the point!

There might be racism, but it's sickening when blacks use it to justify every failure.

As I have listed above, an African even once won the Ballon d'or, so blacks have no excuse.
Drogba is worshipped at Chelsea.
Samuel Eto'o is recognised automatically by my keyboard's spelling prediction.

These are blacks with global repute in football.
You people should minimise your blaming of racism for everything!

Calm down bro, now having said all that Okocha has more recognition than most black players, in fact I think him and Weah are the only African player on Fifa 100 legends, Eto not there, same with Drogba.

What moat people are saying is that he was underrated, now look at it from the angle, with the exploits and skills that JJ possessed, how big do you think he would have been if he was an English man.

Look at the contribution of the media to the career of the likes of Sterling, Sturridge, Walcott and Co.

Now I know you know.
Sports / Re: ‘jay Jay Okocha’ Voted Bolton’s Best Player Over The Last 20 Years by wizard007(m): 2:03pm On Sep 30, 2017
Elxandre:
People just keep playing the racism card for everything!
Weren't George Weah, Kanu, Taribo, Oliseh who played for much bigger clubs Africans?
George Weah even won the Ballon d'or.

No excuses. He couldn't make it to the top simple!

Are you saying there is no racism in football?
Sports / Re: ‘jay Jay Okocha’ Voted Bolton’s Best Player Over The Last 20 Years by wizard007(m): 2:01pm On Sep 30, 2017
jeeqaa7:
What is Jay Jays Nationality?

Like for Biafra
Share for Nigeria

Who the hell is this for fvck sake, must you always display your stupidity?

Shame on the people who liked the comment, when he's being addressed they call him Nigerian, so there you have the antidote to your bad brain

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by wizard007(m): 9:13am On Sep 30, 2017
As a kid, I had a small frame, but you know as people like me do, we tend to make mouth as defense mechanism to scare away bullies and people that wants to take advantage of our size.

While in secondary school my cousin (7 years older and strong) who lived with us was just a class ahead of me and ran point back then as one the strongest group of boys controlling things..

At first people didn't knw and a guy at school (SS2) stepped on my bandaged toes on a particular day, he didn't know quite alright but the act shot a pain right through my whole system that I had to push him violently off my leg.

He didn't even asked question on why I pushed him, he pranced back and sent a hook to my left cheek bone, unfortunately for him, my cousin was coming to check on me that moment, before I say kpim, Chinedu was being battered, different punches and headbutt was landing on him in succession.

He looked like he'd been through hell when cousin left him, that's the beginning of my immunity. The popular phrase about me in school became " he will call his brother for you oo" and that's it, Chinedus experience will spring up in the troublemakers memory and he'll calm the fvck down.

However back home my best friend would always mess with me at any slight provocation, I became a dummy due to the immunity I receive at school, wouldn't defend myself, I just mention names or report to the powers that be and you get kicked in the ass.

Little did I know that cousin was mad I was weak, so on a bad day like that, best friend and I got into an argument and he started his usual punching, in tel he shoulder daring me for a fight. I just stood telling him to stop, ffs I don't even get mad how the Bleep am I suppose to fight.

Cousin came over and gave me a hard punch straight to my face, and yelled at me, called me a weakling, reminded me Murphy was just a year older I should be able to square up to him, said he will withdraw his protection in school, I was bleeding from my gum. But the revelation shook me to my core.

Friends that were there started laughing, making jest and taunting me that so I use to call my brother for protection at school. Best friend felt that was it, but that day I decided to always put my faith in my hands.

I took a keen interest in watching boxing since that day, few months down the line, best friend was at it again, I was calm as ever but I knew he's going to get beat up, I've learnt skills on boxing like I wanted to be a professional.

I dared him to punch me again if he's truly the son of his mother, that got him mad and he threw a right haymaker aggressively, I was on alert so I ducked it, and stepped back, raised my two hands, orthodox stance and urged him with my hand to bring it on.


A smile played on his lips like I don see "soso" it was that day I knew egbon (best friend) can't even fight, he throws punches without calculating, lots of counter punches on his face landed by yours truly, I schooled him like a pro, by this time we don pull crowd including my cousin, one glance towards him and a flash back of the other day is all I saw, all the taunts and messy revelations.

I just became more aggressive with my hits, I stunned him severally, getting hit only on my chest it was a walk in the park mehn, my right power hook caught his cheek bone and bust it open, he saw I drew blood and locked me in a wrestle, now I can't do this, I can only fight on my feet, so I cried for help say make dem separate us make we fight like men, chants went in the air and my wish was granted, I beat this dude, at a point held his shirt and started hitting him on the ear.

He staggered away and stayed in their room for five days, since that day I earned respect from every one on my street, my cousin especially.

Nothing motivates you faster than your own woes, turning weakness into strength is by far the most amazing thing you can do in life.

That episode alone taught me a lot of things in life.

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Politics / Re: Governor Aregbesola Meets Kanu Nwankwo Aka Papilo by wizard007(m): 10:45am On Sep 28, 2017
Iceberg3:


zombietamer says u shud quickly go and lock ur doors n windows,u landlord is coming for his money,u better act fast o grin

Reason why you should say nothing when you've got nothing sensible to say, it takes a debtor to know another, he's probably a squatter somewhere in Lagos grin
Politics / Re: Governor Aregbesola Meets Kanu Nwankwo Aka Papilo by wizard007(m): 7:54am On Sep 28, 2017
ZombieTAMER:

Name one
I mean one of your tribesman who have won a UEFA Champions league trophy....
If it's that easy to play for arsenal.... What are you doing on nairaland collecting crumbs from politicians for spewing rubbish day and night...
Better go lock your doors before your landlord comes knocking

The only thing that pains me deeply is the fact that people like you only talk with your fingers, and even at that you struggle to make any sense.

How has the bolded improved your life in anyway, a successful Yoruba man meets a successful igbo man and all you could think of is bring up a tribalistic argument, you are really bleeped up in the head

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Romance / Re: See Ten (10) Things To Check While Choosing A Husband In Nigeria by wizard007(m): 12:14am On Sep 28, 2017
MustiizRaja:


haba we dey fight before

Peace bro, just letting you know what you think is synonymous with the femmes might not necessarily interest your woman
Romance / Re: See Ten (10) Things To Check While Choosing A Husband In Nigeria by wizard007(m): 10:25pm On Sep 27, 2017
MustiizRaja:
thank God ball I no dey watch
ball
na only India film sohtey more reason why my wife will cherish me

God help you, you get hooked to a woman like my ex, that's the beginning of your woes, babe likes soccer as almost as I do, at a point her interest was above mine, y'all need to go out more and meet people and stop the stereotyping of gender on some issues.

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Forum Games / Re: 80% Of Nairalanders Will Fail This by wizard007(m): 10:02am On Sep 26, 2017
5 and then 3
Sports / Re: 10-man Nairaland Football Team Hold Yaba Team by wizard007(m): 10:15am On Sep 17, 2017
IamAirforce1:
Now I see why they always attack my thread .

Truly Hungerbad. cheesy grin cheesy grin

Ode leleyi sha

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Family / Re: THE REAL MAN...... By Lizzy Oyebola Oyekunle by wizard007(m): 6:41pm On Sep 10, 2017
Wtf, like y'all are gonna act like this isnt the real shit,every man should hve this on their notepad
Literature / Re: Three Sides Of A Coin by wizard007(m): 7:50pm On Sep 09, 2017
How do you feel having all these stories in your head and playing with our mind with suspense? Sadist much!

You're great fiyah

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Literature / Re: Three Sides Of A Coin by wizard007(m): 7:48pm On Sep 09, 2017
How do you feel having all these stories in your head and playing our minds with suspense? Sadist much grin

You're great fiyah

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Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 11:44am On Sep 08, 2017
Call now
Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 11:19am On Sep 08, 2017
Who wants this beast?
Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 7:54pm On Sep 07, 2017
No issues buy and drive ni..... All buttons functioning, no disco light
Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 7:53pm On Sep 07, 2017
Beemer lovers, where y'all at
Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 7:52pm On Sep 07, 2017
Very good and classy car, call and cop this one now
Politics / Re: Lagos, Abuja, Anywhere Igbo Reside And Invest Is Part Of Biafra -MASSOB by wizard007(m): 5:36pm On Sep 07, 2017
Madu, I'm not surprised, you are only confirming your truly Mad as your name says.

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Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 5:31pm On Sep 07, 2017
Bump
Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 4:19pm On Sep 07, 2017
1.2 and this whip is yours
Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 4:18pm On Sep 07, 2017
blackHAZE:
Post the engine picture please

I've sent someone to take it hold up, you can see the engine is clean as fvck!

Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 4:18pm On Sep 07, 2017
Keep calling Fellas
Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 4:18pm On Sep 07, 2017
Wait for it
Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 2:35pm On Sep 07, 2017
Bump
Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 1:49pm On Sep 07, 2017
Let the calling begin Fellas

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