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Autos / Re: Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 1:42pm On Sep 07, 2017
Good deal, start calling now
Autos / Sleek Bmw 330ci 2005 For Quick Sale by wizard007(m): 1:35pm On Sep 07, 2017
Maker : BMW

Model: 330ci

Year: 2005

Transmission: Automatic

Price: 1.2M non-negotiable

Location: Lagos

Mobile: 09073184502

Whatsapp: 08183336103



sound engine in good working condition, full option, leather seat, 18'' Alloy wheels, ice cold AC, buy and drive. Come with your mechanic for thorough inspection

Music/Radio / Re: Davido's Poor Guitar Boy Releases First Single by wizard007(m): 10:41pm On Sep 06, 2017
Nbote:
Congrats jare. Do ur thing without any noise and let ur hardwork make d noise unlike one Nairaland failed artiste who likes to crave attention and only back to back hit is snapping in front of a TV...

Do you mean Air Jordan?
Sports / Re: 8 Funny Nicknames Of Famous Nigerian Footballers And Their Origins (photos) by wizard007(m): 7:35am On Sep 05, 2017
profmsboi:


I know that,... but, he was also called The Running Lion


Oga na lie jare, which kain running Lion, another name I knew the press gave him is weapon of mass destruction, all these names I have proof for, well I don hear sha
Sports / Re: 8 Funny Nicknames Of Famous Nigerian Footballers And Their Origins (photos) by wizard007(m): 8:38pm On Sep 04, 2017
profmsboi:
Obafemi Martins(The running Lion) because of his speed

Eehhh! Won tun gbe tun tun de, his nick is Obagoal and that because during his peak baba dey score goal for free.

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Celebrities / Re: Mr 2kay: I Made Gifty, I Opened Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter For Her by wizard007(m): 7:35pm On Sep 04, 2017
XenaOko221:
Who is she today please? grin she still dey irrelevant... . And Bros before I forget, you gon gon, who are you?

Baba werey gan ni bobo yi ooo grin
Religion / Re: Benevolent Muslims In The House! A Christian Needs To Eat Sallah Ram by wizard007(m): 5:51pm On Aug 31, 2017
A lot of folks on here be talking gibberish, for God's sake your opinion doesn't fuccking matter most times, a lot of people tryna hook up with Muslim brothers tomorrow are grown-ups for fvckk sake.

Shove your opinion down your throat and drink water, good things aren't for everyone sha, I'm shook

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Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 5:39pm On Aug 31, 2017
jaksmillioniar:
are u a barsterd neva blog abt my parent again

Who's this guy? What is blog? Such a waste of investment from the poor folks. If there's someone who's paternity Is in question, that is you mate and you need a DNA ASAP...
Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 7:45am On Aug 31, 2017
jaksmillioniar:
all cos u wish to see makydebbie piant u dey disgraced ursef here

See cry I weep for your parents, that's if they tried to give you any form of formal education at all, I almost had alzehmier trying to read the crock of shit you put up there.

For Bleep sake who gave birth to this asinine being? Y'all need help, if you can sound this way through text, I bleed for your friends and relatives.

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Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 7:34pm On Aug 30, 2017
makydebbie:
LOL, leave them they're not worth it lol. They're complaining of gold diggers when they don't have gold so what will gold diggers be looking for in your body? Like what else do you have to offer apart from your skinny body, dead brain and tiny prick? grin

My dear, nl has always given hope to the hopeless, on a normal day who get their time? All these awon dangote pikins here wey we never hear of. grin
The op just got me angry with her rubbing shoulders comment but let's keep leaving thrash for lawma, we can't get dirty because of them jawe. kiss

She spoilt the thread the minute she said that, how can you think so highly of yourself against someone you don't t even know, if everyone on NL was to start meeting in reality, you will find out a lot of Lions are actually rats.

Make I leave matter for Mathias
Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 4:57pm On Aug 30, 2017
makydebbie:
Blackhawk01 grin grin I don die. grin
Lol, you shouldn't reply him and officialdad. He called you a low life asslicker but he spent the whole day and this morning here asslicking a very dirty ass. Those type of people are best ignored. Trust me. wink

But for your comeback, Blackhawk01 shift lemme faint. grin

Dude just got on ma nerves, I hardly ever reply stuffs like that, but mehn, I was on my worst behavior.

Besides people like this are really the ones who get ordered around by teenage girls. You were fierce yourself with the OP yesterday. I was just appreciating the challenge before the idiot brought his worries my way.
Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 1:57pm On Aug 30, 2017
Maduawuchukwu:


You don't get girls by ass-licking.

You probably haven't had half of the girls I've turned down in my life smiley

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Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 10:22am On Aug 30, 2017
Maduawuchukwu:


Ass-licker.

Mumu, not everyone is like you.
Family / Re: She Stayed With Her Husband Through Difficult Times,Now This Has Happened To Her by wizard007(m): 9:14pm On Aug 29, 2017
thesicilian:
All I kept seeing was "she stayed with..." "she stayed with..."
What exactly were her contributions to the husband's eventual success?

If staying with him under those conditions (emotional and psychological support) is not enough, can you kindly tell me what is.

People like you just don't appreciate the little things, that woman was pregnant with his first child during all those period remember.
Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 7:57pm On Aug 29, 2017
OfficialDad:


Chai, nah so everybody dey talk, i am doing it for a friend wink , bros we know.

mekydebbie abeg search no more, Mr right is finally here cheesy

Dude you be unserious fellow cheesy, I can shoot my own shot na, but this I'll pass, meanwhile makydebbie don't keep my friend waiting, is like the fearless girl don cower ooo grin
Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 7:49pm On Aug 29, 2017
OfficialDad:


Bros, cheesy oya i ordain you makydebbie husband, go and marry her. cheesy sharp man

Who bestow power on top you, well I'm not saying all of those for self gratification or any ulterior motive, who finds a companion on a faceless forum though, ngbo makydebbie are you beautiful? Show your face, I'm asking for a friend grin
Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 7:42pm On Aug 29, 2017
OfficialDad:


Bros, misscokie no rant. She was cool and calculated. If e enter fight, your candidate go chop beating tire run. cheesy empty container dey shout pass. Stevengerd abi i lie?

We'll we understand things differently, but she started to cower when makydebbie begin spit, she kept me on the thread, hoping OP would keep up her fierce demeanor as against dillusionist, missCokie is full of herself though, and can as well be broke, by some people perspective. She started this, �
Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 7:34pm On Aug 29, 2017
OfficialDad:


Bros, how I take be agbaya shocked .

You are the devil on the thread, Makydebbie will finish missCokie though, that lady is boiling, I can see her getting ready for a fisticuff from her post.

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Romance / Re: Five Reasons Why Broke Girls Don't Deserve Rich Guys by wizard007(m): 6:16pm On Aug 29, 2017
All these baby cats acting like lion and Tigers, Officialdad you are an agbaya, it's funny how the OP be thinking highly of herself though. Makydebbie �, she's kind of ready to knock OP for head ooo, only if she could see her. Funny thread anyways

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Romance / Re: The Circle Dating In Nigeria...do You Agree? (photo) by wizard007(m): 9:34am On Aug 23, 2017
I don't agree with boys between 18-25 being faithful, like not the one's born in the 90s. Fuckboys, Yoruba Demons? plus most guys in their 20s now have more money than their older counterparts sef.

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Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Displays His 7 Phones As He Treats Himself To A Pedicure & Manicure by wizard007(m): 8:35am On Aug 23, 2017
derespect:
I'm sure Dangote does not have as much phones as this man and it doesn't change the fact that he is the richest man in Africa.

Lame! Because Dangote is the richest man doesn't necessarily mean everyone has to do what he does, besides you don't even know him so, how can you be sure he doesn't even have more phones.

Remember they thrive in different industries, enough of comparing people lifestyle with someone's else just because they're rich.

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Family / Re: Wife Breaks Husband's Head For Complaining About Her Food (Graphic Photo) by wizard007(m): 10:14pm On Aug 22, 2017
The most annoying people on this thread are the ones assuming it's self defense, like wtf!!! Would anyone ever think it's self defense if the reverse was the case? No.

Y'all are hypocrites, abuse is not pertinent to one gender, I've seen wives slap their husbands in public and no one raises an eyebrow. Just shove a woman and the whole world would rumble.

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Celebrities / Re: Juliana Olayode In "REBIRTH": Why I Lied That I Was A Virgin by wizard007(m): 7:08pm On Aug 18, 2017
Rider23:
WRONG! She only had sex once and not with a producer!

How sure are you that she haven't been bleeped after that time, before you reply, remember she lied about it once.
Romance / Re: Can A Lady Who Is Not A Virgin Stay 2month Without Sex????? by wizard007(m): 6:14pm On Aug 17, 2017
I think the question should be without sex or masturbation, most of them actually know how to let off quickly, and trust me most times the orgasm they give theirselves is earth shattering that it will take a stud long hours to achieve.

If you are a sexually active lady/woman and you've not had sex in 3 months and masturbate as well, you were raped and you are suffering from some kind of PSTD. Na me talk am
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze To Begin Officiating Marriages In Christ, See His Requirements by wizard007(m): 9:27pm On Aug 15, 2017
wizard007:


Who ordained the one you call a man of God?
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze To Begin Officiating Marriages In Christ, See His Requirements by wizard007(m): 9:26pm On Aug 15, 2017
Beckino:
Who ordained him 'man of God'?

Stewpit news everywhere...I tire.

Who ordained the one you called a man of God?

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Education / Re: Reasons Why First Class Students Never Become First Class People In Life. by wizard007(m): 6:27pm On Aug 14, 2017
Spot on
Family / Re: This Story Exposes The Hypocrisy Of Most Feminist by wizard007(m): 6:10pm On Aug 14, 2017
Dude is subtly savage hahaha, I mean the day this feminist understands that it's our culture that actually makes our life beautiful and makes the westerner envy us, they will find inner peace, there's no way you'd ever copy someone and be truly happy.

I've always known African women, most especially Nigerian to find happiness in having their men take up their financial responsibilities, even the rich ones that can afford these things. Why deny yourself happiness all because you want to be like someone you weren't raised like.

No one asks you to lick our butts or depend on us totally to a fault, but I mean it's not that hard to be financially independent and at the same time be submissive as you should to your man and let him take care of you.

But hey, what do I know? We live in a Gram world, as long as you feel great in social media, what happens in the real life doesn't matter, even when it's killing them inside.

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Family / Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by wizard007(m): 7:35pm On Aug 13, 2017
My sisters are trouble, anywhere we've lived all the neighbors must to get name,

I can remember our caretaker then being called - Amaga, the man be like hanger

Iya wrongside - this woman can't hold a meaningful conversation, always saying the wrong things

Oloju fife- round face

Agbalagba- 40+ then but never married, and always looks for trouble

Olomo- had a child out of wedlock and still shameless, and always use style style to insult my sister that just got married then, she was yet to conceive.

Rogba- na their last born be this, fucking tall and looks like a gaul

Oloju fintin fintin - eye service is her hobby and blinks eye rapidly

Oloju jo'na - burnt face

Olori ragaji - married man living alone with large head

E plenty die, can't remember some, those ladies (sister) are mischief makers
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Have No Problem With My Ex-wife Toyin Aimakhu’ -adeniyi Johnson by wizard007(m): 9:43am On Aug 07, 2017
I love the way he answered the questions, calm and collected. Realness at its peak

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Acquires A 2017 Porsche 911 Car For Himself, Shows it off (Photos, Video) by wizard007(m): 12:34am On Aug 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


If OJB could go broke,
MC Hammer could get broke.

I pity Davido.
He should keep buying hiring these cartons to impress us.


Mtcheew, comparing a billionaires son and a musician of this Millennium to those egbon? Goan sit down

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Celebrities / Re: Lege Miami: Lanre Gentry Threatens To Kill Me Says I'm Sleeping With Mercy Aigbe by wizard007(m): 10:32am On Aug 01, 2017
It's true, dude is actually a G boy before he ventured into movie making, probably an avenue to code his illegallity, had drinks a few times with him and he was fucking Toyin Aimakhu that time.

All these shameless actress though, he's definitely messing aunty mercy too. But that mercy husband though, aren't you guys separated you wan make mercy quick old abi

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