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Literature / Re: Three Paths by wizard007(m): 6:43am On Jan 08, 2016
It's Lit
Autos / Re: * by wizard007(m): 5:49am On Jan 08, 2016
Modified Rear lights, very beautiful!
Autos / Re: * by wizard007(m): 5:38am On Jan 08, 2016
Buy of the year! Call or send an email
Autos / Re: * by wizard007(m): 5:33am On Jan 08, 2016
Available
Autos / Re: * by wizard007(m): 5:32am On Jan 08, 2016
I put up this car last year for sale because I wanted an upgrade, but unfortunately there was no buyer meeting the target within the one month period before another responsibility carted away my budget for the upgrade, but thank God for his blessings as I am ready again, so start calling...this whip must go this January. 370k .

Start calling!!!
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage To Start Bleaching Soon (see Tweets) by wizard007(m): 1:32pm On Dec 27, 2015
channel190:


English is not our mother's tongue.


Omission of a letter does not justify the lack of ability to speak or write a language dude. Grab yourself bro, don't go around doing this next year, it's unhealthy!
Politics / Re: University Of Biafra Now University Of Nigeria Nsukka - Pictured by wizard007(m): 7:55pm On Dec 24, 2015
EternalTruths:


The way the Soviets Yugoslavia Ethiopia Sudan Indonesia thought that their oppressive system won't collapse

So many illiterates in Nigeria. cool


What you just said now exude literacy abi? I don't know when someone's opinion on a forum makes you unlearned. Dude grab yourself, Nigeria is not Soviet union, and we are not in the 50's.

You only come here to brag, we know your type.
Literature / Re: Three Paths by wizard007(m): 11:00pm On Dec 23, 2015
Updates ooooo undecided
Sports / Re: ‘I Like Wolfsburg, But Arsenal Must Convince Me,’ Osimhen Undecided by wizard007(m): 9:09pm On Dec 23, 2015
Go to Arsenal and prove yourself like your successor Ihenacho, plus you will have a chance to prove to my friend Emele that you are better that in-form luck Giroud
Literature / Re: Three Paths by wizard007(m): 9:46am On Dec 23, 2015
FantasyIsland suspense kills faster than Ebola ooo, this is superb sha

More more more!!!!
Romance / Re: This Gotta Be One Of The Prettiest Black Girls I've Ever Come Across... by wizard007(m): 10:05pm On Dec 22, 2015
BaebieHot:
Oh this actress from the movie "dope" where she was a lesbian.

Oh she is pretty indeed cheesy...and mixed race. Many mixed race pple are cute like that.

BUT..have seen some Naija babes that are even prettier kiss
Like you cheesy
Literature / Re: Three Paths by wizard007(m): 12:44pm On Dec 22, 2015
Lovely and captivating, almost forgot I've got an appointment. Madam abeg post everything once and for all abeg

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Angolan President Pays $2m Just To See Nicki Minaj's Ass by wizard007(m): 6:30pm On Dec 21, 2015
ifyan:


Who told you that other countries currency are not depreciating against the dollar. Be international

What is this one saying? Can't you name them? make I give you link to the best exchange rate site now now.

Dude it is you who need to be told that your last sentence. I won't be amazed if many of you have not ran any international business before. How much is Pounds Sterling, Euro, and Yen now? Against the dollar check that and track back to what it use to be, before the rise in last year December against weaker third world countries. Oga na by fact okay
Foreign Affairs / Re: Angolan President Pays $2m Just To See Nicki Minaj's Ass by wizard007(m): 12:30pm On Dec 21, 2015
Nairaland101:


wen did Angola start using Naira? SMH


Don't let head fall of dude, as dollar dey rise na him pounds euro sef dey swell, I don't know how bleeped up the Angola currency is, but be tutored that na Naira get issue.

And still it's only been rising in the parallel market, any transaction in the bank is not up to 200 Naira.

This is what we deal with when we read the news headline alone.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Angolan President Pays $2m Just To See Nicki Minaj's Ass by wizard007(m): 12:25pm On Dec 21, 2015
prettysolid:
r u for real, the world is affected not jst Nigeria. Dollar is very strong now hence the devalue of some other currencies. A house which costs 250 Thousand in the usa now costs 150 thousand so if u dont take dis opportunity of the dollar strength now to buy Invest then when will u.


Where'd you gotten your fact from man? Are you an international estate agent? This is a joke bro, apart from third world countries tell me any other currency sliding against the dollar, the only people happy about this currency battle are mainly Africans living abroad, I'm a consistent buyer from international e-commerce site and the last time I checked nothing is cheap, not to talk of a house. Dude get your facts right ooo.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Angolan President Pays $2m Just To See Nicki Minaj's Ass by wizard007(m): 9:21am On Dec 21, 2015
prettysolid:
Dont blame the president blame those re electing him. meanwhile did people not attend the concert cuz if they did then they are in support.

As for Nicki with this dollar craze, do you really expect anyone to reject dollar now, 2 million at dat.

It's the Naira that is struggling with the USD, I don't see it improving Nicki's life in anyway because that chic ain't buying any product made here.
Romance / Re: 8 Ways To Know That A Guy Is Not Ready For Marriage by wizard007(m): 8:18pm On Dec 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
If you are really as wise as you think, your wisdom should have guided you to decipher hilarity from reality


Oooooh !! You think I also don't play Bet9ja ? cheesy

Ok niqqa it's okay, I'm sure you won't be able to talk like this in my face, one of the main reason I don't talk online. Dude it's not hilarity okay, you meant that stuff. On a good day sha if it is then you need to be flogged because you've been misleading the faint hearts with your trashy lists.

Grab yourself bro, GRAB! Stop living on NL, you've grown beards
Romance / Re: 8 Ways To Know That A Guy Is Not Ready For Marriage by wizard007(m): 7:51pm On Dec 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
sha learn to overlook certain things and stop being a sadist, that's my own

Sadist? Lmao, dude you funny I swear. This conversation is over bruh. You are too weak in the game of words that you steer off point too much.
Romance / Re: 8 Ways To Know That A Guy Is Not Ready For Marriage by wizard007(m): 7:11pm On Dec 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
Point of correction, I am not the OP


Whether I'm delusional in opinions or not, whether I'm hiding behind "na joke I dey joke or not, it should be the least of your problems.


The last time I checked, S.eun gave us equal chance to post whatever we like on this forum, whether bull.shit or sensible, so it's not necessary my comments/ threads interest you



Mr e-fighter, I don't do e-fight so kindly swerve off my lane cool



Nobody is fighting you alright, I knew your reply will be childish, sha grow up that's my own.
Romance / Re: 8 Ways To Know That A Guy Is Not Ready For Marriage by wizard007(m): 6:19pm On Dec 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
9. Becoming a regular Visitor of the Brothel

I used to be a regular patronizer of the brothel. Wait ooooo !!! Before you tongue-lash me, I never opined that I used to bleep prostitutes oooo, I only said I used to be a regular patronizer of ashowo joint. But now that I'm thinking of settling down it wouldn't be nice bleeping prostitutes when I have a girlfriend.

10. Going for singles" programme just to meet with New Babes

I think I should be awarded a golden medal for this. When I was still very much young, my friends and I used to put on our best attires at the mention of "single programmes" held in churches in our locality even though we were never invited. I could remember vividly when I joined my fellowship workforce and became a choir member just to have the attention of a lady in the choir unit whom I had been fantasizing. But now guys don grow, we don't do that bullshit again tongue


11. Playing Nairabet, 1960Bet, Bet9ja, Baba Ijebu and the likes


Truth be told, guys who are regular patronizers of the aforementioned betting companies are not even ready to marry. nobody should quote me oooo tongue

*Na joke I dey joke ooooo.. Hehehe* cheesy


*Quote me to say rubb-ish and I will show you why elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump*
tongue

The first thing I checked when I opened the thread was the poster name, and you confirmed my fears at the end of the day by adding this garbage opinion of yours, dude you need to grab yourself okay. What's wrong with a dude that plays sport bet, most of the list you churn out are baseless just so you know, too many repetition and I sometimes I just smh when I come across your thread, grab yourself I repeat.

N.B stop hiding behind the " na joke I dey joke" phrase, your opinions are so delusional and some of us know so grow up.
Celebrities / Re: Kate Henshaw Appointed Special Adviser To Cross River Governor by wizard007(m): 11:34pm On Dec 16, 2015
The people of Calabar can be rest assured now, they have wasted another four years in advance, Plus money laundering just got easy. God will soon start to punish all this yeye celeb wey wan start to dey folo join for this padi padi goverment sef, after we`ve made them.
Education / Re: Top 3 Gadgets That Can Ruin Your GP by wizard007(m): 11:36am On Dec 16, 2015
Gaming consoles should top that list.
Celebrities / Re: Dj Cuppy Flaunts Her Dog And Their Cars [PICS] by wizard007(m): 11:24am On Dec 16, 2015
Officialkenshin:
Show your husband.

Do you know her age? I pity your daughter.

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Literature / Re: Three Paths by wizard007(m): 8:01pm On Dec 13, 2015
You are excellent, keep it up
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: I Am Ashamed To Call My Self A Chelsea Fan. by wizard007(m): 1:43pm On Oct 04, 2015
vision2050:
We never relegate and you are ashamed of supporting Chelsea. Chelsea is experiencing a worse time but I know we will get over it. Sack mourinho the one that call himself the best , and we shall get over our troubles.




I don't know how long you have been watching football (soccer). But your comments exudes lack of knowledge of the game.

You are not learned about the sport enough, for you to have said that. So hence just shut up.
Celebrities / Re: Jude Okoye Replies Soundcity: You Make A Living Playing P-Square Videos by wizard007(m): 9:09am On Sep 11, 2015
MISSNORA:
OK sir....


Over 200 likes because she said "OK sir" shocked

Y`all are stalking
Career / Re: THE MVP: 4 Career Lessons From Lionel Messi by wizard007(m): 3:41pm On Sep 08, 2015
Sentiments aside, in as much as I would have love Ronaldo to be the example for this article, its still dope. Nice one Op, this should hit FP
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Smokes Too Much by wizard007(m): 2:42pm On Sep 07, 2015
You're welcome bro. Nice input.

CaptPlanet:


Thanks a lot bro! I appreciate smiley

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Smokes Too Much by wizard007(m): 10:23am On Sep 07, 2015
Too many negative energy on here, I've always known nairaland is the worst place to seek advice from, they are all hypocrites, save for CaptPlanet.

Nice one coming from a guy, if you love him and he's truly a good man as you defended him earlier from castigation, then you should look into helping.

Take strong measures, test his love for you between his addiction and yourself. No sane man would choose vices over a good woman. Read CaptPlanet quotes everytime it will help you a lot.

CaptPlanet:



I kindda like your attitude about the whole thing. First you have to understand that cigarettes contains nicotine ( the substance that makes it addictive) and it's very difficult to quit so you're in for a huge task

If you really want to help him, I suggest you take some drastic measures.

Let him know that you won't visit him if he'll smoke with you around and if he does, leave his house ASAP/ do things he don't like, if he calls you let him understand that you can't stand the habit and if he really loves you, he should respect you. Deny him candy if u must (men love candy and we'll do anything to get some) That should at least cut down his smoking with you around (it's difficult but you gotta stick with it)

When this starts to work, spend more time with him, he'll reduce the way he smokes and also dispose of every packs of cigarettes around the house. Allow him some space to smoke (he can't quit abruptly)

Talk to him about it all the time, better yet NAG about it, men despise nagging. Get info on the adverse effects of smoking and show it to him, u can get pics of affected lungs off the Internet and show him. It'll stick in his subconscious mind, that should help.

Make him open up to you (men hide alot) esp how his day went, get him to trust you, don't judge him when he tell you difficult stuff, act like it's no biggie, you chics have your way with men so you should know how to get him to release all that worked up stress/emotion from a hard day.

Gradually reduce his average sticks a day (make charts with him), if he burns like 15 sticks a day, you could make it 5 a day if you go about it the right way. You can give him a treat once or twice a month, you know what he likes, like nice meal, warm bath together, seduce the living daylight out of him....use your imagination.

Finally you can get him e- cigarettes , they're healthier and more environment friendly.


PS: get him to eat a lot of fruits, let him go for detox.

I hope this helps.

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Politics / Re: Three Yorubas I Admire Most Because They See Beyond Their Noses by wizard007(m): 6:15pm On Sep 01, 2015
Ramnon2:


So it was 100 Yorubas that voted for Buhari? Abi? Even if you were mad at GEJ, was Buhari the solution?

BTW, I revised my post that you quoted to this below


Don't worry bro, we know you are pained!

Oya gba paracetamol grin

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Politics / Re: A Pie Chart Showing The Pattern Of Buhari's Appointments by wizard007(m): 1:40pm On Aug 28, 2015
Taylor86:
y complaining

is buhari not a saint

father lord let biafra come to pass

fvck nigeria

If my guess is correct and you are 29 years with this low level reasoning, oya tell me what you benefited legally when your man was the main guy at the helm of affairs for 72 months.

All this quota system would do us no good, let the best men for the job do it, even if they are all from the north.

Keep shouting biafra!!! At your age like an oil deprived I pass my neighbour generator.
Politics / Re: A Pie Chart Showing The Pattern Of Buhari's Appointments by wizard007(m): 1:22pm On Aug 28, 2015
BeskyPowa:
Later some morons and hyper-tech lunatics on Nairaland will come out and say that we are in one Nigeria! MAY GOD STRIKE THE GOD FORSAKING BUFFOONS WHO WOULD SAY THAT THERE WILL BE NO BIAFRA IN THIS LIFE!



BIAFRA MUST COME!!!!!!!!!! OR WE ALL DIE.............

You came alone and you will die alone soon just as you wish, mehn!!! Honestly if someone told me people can be as senseless as this I would argue.

Shouting muthafucker, on top a forum wey we no even no your existence.

Ofun e ma to ja danu!

So if Biafra comes to life, you believe you will be vindicated? Oloun baba nla ode ni e. Lemme tell you, stop living in fantasy because I pray it happens and you will realise how irrelevant you will remain.

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