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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 6:58pm On Nov 22, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I'm made for one but meant for two;
I can be worn for many years but usually just a few;
You won't ever need me unless you say you do.

What am I? undecided
a ring

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 12:09am On Nov 11, 2019
hulk616:
easy riddles undecided
My answers
1. Apple
2. To take off their blue teeth
3. Pea
4. Timetable

Which trouble am I causing ? undecided
your no 2 answer clearly shows that you only copy and paste

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Pets / Re: Direct Grand Puppies Of Pinnacle Havoc From Giants Of Afrika Lulu.Going As Pet by wizi44(m): 9:00am On Nov 10, 2019
citadel2010:
If you desire a lovely Boerboel pet, this is definitely a must get.
They're just 5weeks old and are very affordable.
2females and a male left.
Contact 07065296076 via calls or Whatsapp.
Location is Ibadan.
by pet you mean they are not to be used for breeding purposes
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 3:41pm On Nov 05, 2019
hulk616:

Answers

1. Batman undecided
2. traffic
3. Hulk

grin grin grin grin
obara Jesus. Igbo's will understand
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:22pm On Oct 29, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Everyday I stalk you all day long;
With every move you make, I never make one wrong.
I vanish twice a day with the sun's height and fall, I will follow you everywhere, even in the bathroom stall.

What am I? undecided
shadow

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:49pm On Oct 28, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle - 'Who' is the 4th child
Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Ologogoro! pu7pl3! hulk616! grin ellahzy! vibewithme! Ayanfe29! *Claps, cheers*
how?

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:04pm On Oct 26, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
my self

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:43pm On Oct 25, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is the similarity playing cards have with wolves? undecided
they come in packs

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:07pm On Oct 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What do you get when you cross a river, a lake, a pond and a stream? undecided
you get wet

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 5:41pm On Oct 06, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle - Staircase - Temperature
Winners of yesterday's riddle:- Nayo08! wizi44! *Claps, cheers*
what about blood pressure

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:32pm On Oct 05, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What goes up and down but never moves? undecided
staircase

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 5:34pm On Oct 03, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
wind

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Pets / Re: Murphy the Boerboel and Gustaf the German shepherd by wizi44(m): 8:41pm On Oct 01, 2019
vincentjk:
And finally my pup arrived. It's a boerboel, an a black boerboel puppy

My family is so happy to have him amongst us kiss
like how much did you get him and where
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:32pm On Oct 01, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


Brothers and sisters I have none; but this man's father is my father's son.

Who is this man? undecided
myself

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Pets / Re: Chronicles of Sheila! by wizi44(m): 5:53pm On Sep 29, 2019
HARDDON:
wink
I have booked in advance

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:01pm On Sep 27, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
last time I checked, we sleep only in the night

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:06pm On Sep 23, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
woman

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 6:29pm On Sep 20, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
a ton.nice one bro wink
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
a ton.nice one bro

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:05pm On Sep 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
a windmill

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 11:39pm On Sep 10, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS
nails

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Pets / Re: Why Are Puppies So Expensive by wizi44(m): 8:11pm On Sep 08, 2019
vincentjk:
Lols now let's look at it this way.


Someone buys a female dog at puppyhood for 150k.

Every month he buys at least 1 bag of kibble for her which costs let me say 10k X 12months = 120k

He got her some pet accessories like; dog feeding bowl-N4,500

leash and collar-6k

Dog soap and shampoo for 12months- 6k

He builds her a dog cage lets say 50k

The Meat, brisket bones, and other small small treats he's been buying for 12months- 20k

Medical and vet bills for the 12months -15k

His dog comes on heat, he looks for a good pedigree male and stud service was conducted, he pays 100k for the stud service because the owner said he won't collect any pup.

She litters 6pups, he rush into the market to get dog milk, baby milk, dried food for the pups, a whelping box and other puppy accessories. Let's say roughly 200k

Total = N671,500 which is almost 700k. You don't expect him to sell his pups 50 50k for you now. Nah not possible

Note: this write up isn't for a pedigree female dog, a ped female dog costs about 300k and the upkeep and everything should reach a million plus.

This is one of the reasons why pups are expensive
my God, guy you hit the bull's eye there

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:08pm On Sep 08, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE THIS undecided undecided
sadness

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:08am On Sep 08, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
heroine

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Pets / Re: I Love My Dogs! by wizi44(m): 7:44pm On Sep 05, 2019
jayned:
Hi peeps it's been a while. Let's begin....
The sons of Zeus, Hercules and Perseus are doing great with their owners. They are 6 months old now (sorry no pictures)

Before Ira came on heat, I gave her some antibiotics as prescribed by my local vet. Remember she has lost 2 pregnancies now. I really hope the antibiotics work. Gave Zeus too incase incase it's the case of an STD. A correct vet recommended all the works; blood, urine,feaces tests etc but we could not do that based on logistics.

Ira came on heat on the 14th of July and as usual, her flow was heavy. At the due time she and Zeus started doing their thing. I recorded 10 ties within a span of about 10 days. Zeus was super restless that we had to let him move in with Ira. I am sure they have mated more than 20 times. It's day 36 today and no signs yet. Keeping our fingers crossed.

Isis is gallant we have this bond and I am comfortable with her . I feel I can take food out of her mouth when she is eating (I won't try that with Zeus even in my dreams). When ever she sees me standing, she would just come, lie at my feet exposing her tummy, and that was how I noticed a tinge of blood on her private part area on 24th august. The next morning, a drop of blood on my varendah. I had imagined when she comes on heat it will be conspicuous since she has grown white hair/fur under her tail but that is not the case. I never saw blood again so I concluded it's a fluke. This evening , her vulva was visibly swollen so I knew we were on track.

While inside my house, I heard an unusual cry (the type Zeus makes when he is tied to a female) only for me to come out and see Zeus and Isis tied. (Meanwhile, I heard the same cry last night)so it's posible they started yesterday. By my calculation from the day I saw blood, it's 6 days today. From experience the female dogs don't allow the male to mount them till day 10 on the average(except in cases of dog rape). It's possible Isis came on heat earlier.

I did not notice the usual hyper activity from Zeus now that Isis is on heat probably because they are next door neighbours.

What I have learnt from this episode is that:
1. your dog can come on heat without you knowing unless you pay very close attention to her everyday from when you estimate she should be on heat.
2. Having a male around really helps so you don't miss the vital period for mating.
3. Dont leave your fertile female and male dogs together if you don't want them to mate(especially if they are different breeds)
pls try and get their pictures plssss......
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 12:48am On Sep 02, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
only the driver

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Pets / Re: My Female Caucasian Shepherds by wizi44(m): 7:20am On Sep 01, 2019
Macgyver1:


Thanks. Keep checking her daily
macgyver1 I will take it that you already did the mating session before we advised you
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:04am On Aug 30, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
a phone

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:35pm On Aug 27, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided


Why is it that whenever you are looking for anything, you always see it in the last place you look? undecided
because the last place you searched for the substance is where you find it
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 10:47pm On Aug 25, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


What is that, which though, black itself, enlightens the world? undecided
coal

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:39pm On Aug 19, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

You throw away the outside, eat the inside, then throw away the inside.
What is that? undecided
maize

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:46pm On Aug 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


One duck before two ducks, one duck behind two ducks and one duck between two ducks; how many ducks were they all together? undecided
3 ducks

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 7:49am On Aug 18, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided
RIDDLE ME THIS


If all the letters in the alphabet were on a mountain, which letter would leave first? undecided
letter 'a'[/color][quote author=BankyGee post=81347684][color=red]

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