Orikinla:
OP, I don't pity you and in fact I suspect you. What did you give her to eat and drink? Did you put something in her food or drink so that you could have sex with her? What kind of drug did the quack pharmacist mix for you to give her to take and worsened her case? I have forwarded your IP to the police to track you and know where to locate and arrest you. Guys like you rubbish and tarnish the reputation of Nigerian youths.

Orinkinka clap for yourself....IP address ?


Dude u just dey make me laugh.....
IP address too much, copy his statement OYO....



Leave the dude he just love prison,

OP the picture naj for you sha.,.,
Use ur head

purest21:
I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a medical maga. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please

Save her life even if she don't appreciate, you don't know tomorrow.

redcliff:


U wan carry him problem?

E no concern u.

I'm name na sorry,awuuf gone bad,nibi loma kusi

kaziblake:
Eeyah,sorry.

obiorathesubtle:
omo.. Na you dance pass oo.. E be like say you dance for beiyday well well

Endtime Visit

ladyF:

And the girl cannot remember his house? And his name? Are you sure she didnt tell a friend of hers that she was travelling to see a guy?

If you want to commit a crime, you make sure you leave no traces. This plan of yours has so many loopholes.

How to get away with murder 101

purest21:
I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a medical maga. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please

If you will follow my advice.

Bath her up early tomorrow and tell her you are escorting her back to Asaba. That from there, you may be travelling to Lagos for something very important.

Dont allow that lady spend one more night at your house. Once she drops off at Asaba, you are free to enter the next bus to Awka.

Awka to Onitsha is N200, Onitsha to Asaba N200. It won't cost you more than N1,000 total..

Just respect yourself and be wise..

danduchi:
My advise is next time ask any girl coming to see you if she's a sickler... But for ur present predicament, I will tell u to pluck banana leave, cook with white potash add ash from kernel back and give her. Thank me later

Joker.

And if she dies ?

Reply fast...

whirlwind7:
I thought after the hospital visit, you would at least mention the nature of the illness as revealed to you by the doctor. Or perhaps you didn't ask him?

Remember there's lassa fever in town. Now that you got a liability instead of the anticipated shagging you had prepared for, you gotta take the good with the bad. Maybe God is about to use you to save a life

Look at the brighter side of things, ok. Just nurse her to health, then you maybe she could be in the frame of mind to ease your blue balls. It could turn out to be a win-win situation yet.

Wicked...

U better package her back to wherever she came from otherwise je je go dig shallow grave and be ready for the consequence.

The nature of her sickness is banging deficiency fever. Bang her two or more time and she would be okay. Thank me later

This is a simple case case, take her to a hospital far from ur house and admit her then scram. Stay with a friend for some days, then go home. Thank me later

jamex93:
The love of evrything under cloth na waiting e dey cause b dat


young man u better pay for her bills, if not if she die for ur house, d mata go pass waitin u dey see so

u get money dat na y u invite her over, so spend it!

Funny advices.

What of taking her back to her destination ?

serious lol @ "ungrateful sickler"


Op, dont play with fire. Ask her for her address and take her home to her people before the story changes. You are on a long thing mehn!

Naughtysite:


Funny advices.

What of taking her back to her destination ?

Takin her back ?
OK....

jamex93:



Takin her back ?
OK....

Yes oga, Awka to Asaba is not more than N500..

Because if that girl die in his house or even hospital, he will go in for it..

Op you fall my hand All these ranting for 10k? 4 Heavy heavy drugs for 10k? That's 2500 per drug approximately and u can't afford 2? Guy tie up your rod and face your hustle

Elxandre:
Some people are just plotting a way to get to jail.

Lmao

@purest21 without crying over spilt milk you are a dependant taking care of another dependant. time to get an elder from her end to come take her home. in her condition it is not safe for her to make that trip on her own. go and sin no more. cheers

ellacute45:
Lol ;Dafter this incident go calm your mind with one of kcee's single 'had i know'..or near ngaramara by chika okpara

Lmao @ chika okpara

kaziblake:
Eeyah,sorry.

Is that all you could say?

Lol

This shit is funny mehn...


Morale of the story, don't ttakke such girls home, take them to a hotel for crying out loud.

The next day you are off.

Anyways, take good care of her. Let's hope she doesn't die.

I'm a little bit broke if not I coulda sent the hospital some cash for her. Take eheart bro, I really can feel your pain.

#KARISHIKA.... Can't stop laffn. #KARISHIKA.... Can't stop laffn.

This is a very serious case...mayb u shld first of all visit d nearest police station with doctors prescription nd all medical reports, mayb dat might save ur balls

justi4jesu:
Op please take good care of her, she's your responsibility now.

shoro niyen

gunpoint:
Hahahahaha...
I have almost died here with laff
My boxers are wet from hot piss.
I hope you no gbench this geh oh bros, hiv tinz sure pass dammy krane and wizkid part two i swear

as in ehhh, i don laugh scatter

purest21, you mean the girl didn't even talk of going back home? I'm suspecting that girl.
You know what? Forget about love for now and just send her back. Just get a car, pay for all the seats, and get her going. Because if that girl should die, you are in the baddest gbedu ever liveth.

you need to run, don't walk, to the nearest clinic and take anti-virals. and a TEST. Next time, you will look before you leap. If it is too easy there is a reason brah.....

femi4:
shoro niyen

Abi I lie

Arranging babes online is the cowardest decision a guy can make. You mean there is no babe in your street, place of work or market nearby? But because you are afraid of being slap by a chick, you went to import an expired goods. Let me be frank with you, you have your grand mom incarnate with you, since you did not take care of her when she was sick. You want to roast your grand mom!!!!!

What did you put in her drink or food? Confess ur sin so I can assist