₦airaland Forum

EmmyDJourno:
My love for rap ended in the Tupac, Biggie and Coolio era, it spilled a bit to Rick Ross and Lil Wayne

But Kanye, Jay Z, Drake and all these butty rappers these days don't appeal to me

I no dey even hear Wetin Dem dey rap

hw will u hear when u dont patronise ear cleaner sellers. Soon u wil be communicating to people wit sign language.

EmmyDJourno:
My love for rap ended in the Tupac, Biggie and Coolio era, it spilled a bit to Rick Ross and Lil Wayne

But Kanye, Jay Z, Drake and all these butty rappers these days don't appeal to me

I no dey even hear Wetin Dem dey rap

hw will u hear when u dont patronise ear cleaner sellers. Soon u wil be communicating to people wit sign language.

he cant live up to a 100yrs, by den his gullible followers will knw they hv bn decieved

manutdrichie:

Buhari be declaring 150cow since 1983
The business no dey grow?

d cows dey use condom

Gaddafiyusf:
We giant of Africa. The first African President to visit trump.

is dat an achievement

hadjipapiey:
I bet that's not correct!
We tend to whitewash and discredit our own, even as we crawl while moving.

The situation determines the question, a life threatening situation like this requires no questioning than the location and nothing more. Not even when an agent hears sporadic gunshots.

112 hopefully will get to the pedestal where 911 is.

i don't think u're a nigerian, if u are, u will know dat police don't fight armed robbers

Banana Island must hv something in common 'BANANA REPUBLIC' where everything goes

ufotty2001:
please can u make some videos

during robbery incident? U must be a lunatic or on drugs

ghanaman5050:
Call 911 please , This is Nairaland . Thanks

my dear d question they will ask u will even last for more than 3hours by den d robbers hv left.
The question include.
1. What's is ur name?
2. Where are u calling from?
3. What's d problem?
4. How many are d robbers?
5. Why type of gun are they using?
6. What is there sex?
7 what is there age?.
8. Are there casualties, hw many of dem are men and women?
9. Hw do u know they are robbers?
10. How much hv they stolen so far?
11. Hw many people are they stealing from?
If u eventually get irritated which must occur, they will bang d call.
At last they will come in 1hr time when d robbers had left and begin 2 arrest passerby.
Nigeria security my foot.

Bosun:
My people, offa in kwara state is on fire. Heavily armed boys are rubbing banks. Those of us close to the banks are indoors, while some are taking cover elsewhere. Heavy gunshots are heard and dynamites are being used. It has been on for more than an hour.

are there not policemen around and useless soldiers

nelsonebby:
Very good goal.

Messi is the reason I don’t rate this guy much.

guy go and finish ur snoring sleep. Who is hunch backed Messi 2 C. Ronaldo

iLoveConductor:
You don't trust a man who left his comfortable abode in London to come and stay in a smelling Nigerian prison for 2 years. Came down from his car and walked like a boss past Army troops that blocked the road? He didn't sit in the back of his "JEEP" like 99% of Nigerian politicians would do and ask his bodyguards to speak with the officers, instead he put his life and comfort at risk for the greatness of his people.

Who will you trust? Abacha, OBJ or your Senator that sent his kids, parents and grandparents to safety in a developed country while you languish in poverty? Tell me who you trust? Tinubu who has sold more than half of Lagos properties to himself as a state governor? Buhari who said there will be no foreign healthcare for elected office holders yet has spent close to 3 months in London with his +80 people entourage balling on Niger Delta oil money?

Continue. I'm sure it's people like you that told Herod to crucify Christ and free Barnabas the notorious rapist.

Tell me who you trust. Sometimes, I stay awake in the night and wonder if unity beggars (especially those of you who claim you come from the south) actually have sense. SMH.

may ur days be loooooong

She may be a virgin below and not above

lilfreezy:
She will return home once she has finished collecting the Easter pr!ck

ah! 15yrs never reach 4 dat one na

If not for d devil, what will a man be looking for in a woman's anus?

buhariguy:
This idiotic pig of Biafra is really an idiot,
This is not a conviction list, but that of looters

so people like u without brain still exists in Nigeria, no wonder it is called a zoo where animals like u inhabit

Tramadol at work

The poster above me has vowed 2 perish n i pity his parents n siblings

AccessME:
Op is somehow saying the truth. i don't know why its like that though.
I personally like to see two muscular guys Bleep!
u wouldn't know how sweet it feels not until u take part.

ur brain needs 2 be cross examined. If really u like 2 watch men digging dia smelly dried anus. Idiot

It is a mole. When u go missing they will use dat to give a description of u.

And d announcement will go like dis:

We are looking 4 a brother wit abt 8 brown dots inn his penis. U will be handsomely rewarded if u give us a useful info abt his disappearance and hw he could be found.

bigsam1992:
how many have they jailed in Nigeria?

there was a country, and what d contraption is now called is ZOO

dafeyankee:
2 yr old?

And other Muslim faithfuls destroyed her properties accusing her of framing the fanatic?This is why I am nearly an Atheist now.

If only Abraham wore a condom or insisted the mother of ishmael had an abortion, we would not have these crazies who uses the Quaranic verses to be Pedophile.

I have seen them marry 8 yr old in the North.

Sick perverts all of them.

u're right dear. Useless set of people n dia confused religion

biacan:
Can't stand the sight of a one minute man making love to me so disgusting push the mudafucker out of the bed



Sex is meant to be enjoyed by both parties a good sex should be not more than 2hours

2hrs for round of sex? God forbid.

olosho u're looking for who 2 kill wit ur hairy puna as thick as hippopotamus lips. 20mins is ok 4me for a round of sex. 2hrs is too big because am a humanbeing not a camel.

kinzation:
tcheww baseless topic...

from a baseless divorcee

If he is killed now, his people will come n be ranting nonsense

Igbo kwenu! Yorobbers go fear leave him brother 2 die dia, dem sabi fear no be small

sinaj:
I nid to see d baba wey do this thing for Chioma

i pity d idiot u will use urs 2 trap

Gangster1ms:
I'm sorry about the death of ur father and the manner he died.. should have used his sense while fvcking raw anything with hole.. man or woman or animal.. condom is relatively cheap and he would prevented his premature death if he had decided to culture the habit of having safe sex with aliens.. anyways u being his son i trust u are more educated and won't make the same mistake. That being said.. i would advice u as a friend to stop wallowing in sorrow cos of his death and learn to deal with it in a more matured manner order than wishing the same to other pples father. I know it's not easy but e go better my friend. One love.

rest in peace idiot like u

Gangster1ms:
They should be able to fvck at the same hour during their honeymoon

no wonder they say dat like begat like. Exactly d way ur rotten father was thinking b4 he died of HIV

My prayer:
God punish Buhari, all APC members and dia families n wellwishes and dia supporters including everyone who have bn saying sai baba.
May they not see good in life because they all put dis contraption of a country into dis mess