₦airaland Forum

why will a man enter into trouble because of that small hole that they uses in frequent urinating and passing of blood in the name of menses. God forbid

slawomir:
you treat any of my female sibling this way then i knock your head off your neck with an ak 49

that is why am rugged as a neo black
born to be rugged. an unexamined life and a life without ruggedity is not worth living

guns don't kill people
people kill people

aye axemen

youngest85:
How will he fvck you when you have this kind of lips and you can't suck him off

my dear her lips big no be small, as thick as hipoppotamus skin. She wil be using roll on in place of lipstick

swiz123:
Mehn... I'm catholic and their mode of offerring Is something else.

First collection, second collection, third, sometimes fourth.

Meanwhile, some of us don't have lower currency denominations; I can't give 1k four times na.

I once attended winners' chapel back in ogun state, and up till today, I still can't fathom why they allow girls wear nose rings to church; not to mention short skirts

let dem read Exodus 20 vs 3 and stop bowing to graving images

some women dey smell like onions, very offensive odour

Evablizin:
Wow, pretty girls. HBD.


I love twins. God give me twins whenever it will happen.

it wil come immediately u stop taking contraceptives

Adiola:
Nnamdi KANU the name that shake up our spins from head to toe in Yoruba land nnamdi KANU is greater than all our Yoruba elders dead or alive ..I just wish to be igbo

may your days be looooooooooong

Jeezuzpick:
Good.

Final protest is in 2019.

PVC is the best placard.

If Osinbajo will not speak for his people, let him go back to.his parish.

which parish? He has bn rejected by his parish since 1666

NwaAmaikpe:



Leah Sharibu... You brought this on yourself.
You would have been free now if only you were intelligent.
This is exactly why the bible says, "My people perish for lack of knowledge."

Are you wiser than Abraham, Isaac and Peter who lied and denounced facts just to save their heads?
Genesis 20:2
Genesis 26:7
John 18:13-27

If a whole Peter could deny Jesus three times so as to be safe and sound, who the hell are you?
Mumu.

a mad man sighted

Factfinder1:
Nigerians always building rubbish if he can build this why can't he settle down and build something clean and more presentable..... Car looks like a traditional deity

olosho, can you construct a paper kite? Instead of commending his handwork, u are there ranting nonesense., poor u

ShyCypher:
I'll rather trek.

Why would I use my hard earned money to buy myself a mobile coffin that will somersault 15 times at the sound of a Dangote truck honk?

mentality of a mentally deranged man

RETIREDMUMU:
even lizard faeces

na today?

softwerk:
Please who is Danfo Driver

a brother to danfo conductor

giving d man a raw acid will solve d whole problem

ishowdotgmail:
Hausas are the most stubborn sets of creatures we have here on earth. Difficult to control

i am a living witness

chukslawrence:
What a Country.

there was a country

all dis test is much because no one is totally healthy

abdelrahman:
mu.mu

u are d mumu

biacan:
Don't judge the woman you don't know her story

she is ur type. Cheating LovePeddler

i had a similar case, i found out dat she refused to change after series of warnings and i made her my intimacy gadget though without her notice even till date. One day she wil see me wedding card, why not do likewise.

jide219:
How people with their right mind still dae relate with this hermaphrodite

my dear i wonder oooo

just taking d step of dia oga..,.,.,.,false prophet muhammed

DoTheNeedful:
This jazz strong o. Make the girl connect me with her native doctor Na beg I dey beg.

poor mans mentality

bolanto24:
God bless President Trump.
God punish Presidiot Buhari.

my prayer

EmmyDJourno:
My love for rap ended in the Tupac, Biggie and Coolio era, it spilled a bit to Rick Ross and Lil Wayne

But Kanye, Jay Z, Drake and all these butty rappers these days don't appeal to me

I no dey even hear Wetin Dem dey rap

hw will u hear when u dont patronise ear cleaner sellers. Soon u wil be communicating to people wit sign language.

EmmyDJourno:
My love for rap ended in the Tupac, Biggie and Coolio era, it spilled a bit to Rick Ross and Lil Wayne

But Kanye, Jay Z, Drake and all these butty rappers these days don't appeal to me

I no dey even hear Wetin Dem dey rap

hw will u hear when u dont patronise ear cleaner sellers. Soon u wil be communicating to people wit sign language.

he cant live up to a 100yrs, by den his gullible followers will knw they hv bn decieved

manutdrichie:

Buhari be declaring 150cow since 1983
The business no dey grow?

d cows dey use condom

Gaddafiyusf:
We giant of Africa. The first African President to visit trump.

is dat an achievement

hadjipapiey:
I bet that's not correct!
We tend to whitewash and discredit our own, even as we crawl while moving.

The situation determines the question, a life threatening situation like this requires no questioning than the location and nothing more. Not even when an agent hears sporadic gunshots.

112 hopefully will get to the pedestal where 911 is.

i don't think u're a nigerian, if u are, u will know dat police don't fight armed robbers

Banana Island must hv something in common 'BANANA REPUBLIC' where everything goes

ufotty2001:
please can u make some videos

during robbery incident? U must be a lunatic or on drugs

ghanaman5050:
Call 911 please , This is Nairaland . Thanks

my dear d question they will ask u will even last for more than 3hours by den d robbers hv left.
The question include.
1. What's is ur name?
2. Where are u calling from?
3. What's d problem?
4. How many are d robbers?
5. Why type of gun are they using?
6. What is there sex?
7 what is there age?.
8. Are there casualties, hw many of dem are men and women?
9. Hw do u know they are robbers?
10. How much hv they stolen so far?
11. Hw many people are they stealing from?
If u eventually get irritated which must occur, they will bang d call.
At last they will come in 1hr time when d robbers had left and begin 2 arrest passerby.
Nigeria security my foot.